What is /tv/ dressing up for Halloween this year?
As myself. ;)
>>223697395I don't celebrate it anymore but I do give normal candy to any kids who come around, but I know all the bitches are going to be dressed as freaky Nikki and there's no question about it.
>>223697451>all the bitches are going to be dressed as freaky NikkiIdk man I think Malfoid is coming in hot, I expect a good mix of the two
>>223697395Probably SH2 James
>>223697557>the robes are heckin out of stockerino!!the shelf holds 3 lol
>>223697395Gnome.
Is Slave Leia back on the menu?
>>223697557It's the Walmart toy aisle. Some terminally online neckbeard probably bought them all to sell on ebay.
alcoholic recluse
>>223697636Sho looks like she's from fucking whoville
>>223697557lol>MalfoidBased.
Xochi
>>223697395I’m giving my Officer Jim Dangle costume another shot this year. Nobody got the reference last year, and I even bought a nice pair of boots for it. :(
>>223697814based xochiposter
>>223697395the same thing I dress as every year. Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
I go in like always go in, work casual, they know my stead.
>>223697667Or he took them off to take that photo and then put them back.
The theme is video game characters, so Bill from L4D>>223697612nice
idris elba
>>223697451>normal candywhat's an abnormal candy?
>>223697814
Joker 2
>>223697395reaper
>>223697395
>>223697814Average fan of her
>>223698082xanny barsBut joking aside back in the early 2000s you used to hear about people inserting razor blades into apples and handing them to kids on Halloween.
>>223697395I don't dress up, I just wait to see what Heidi Klum is dressing up as and whether I can jerk off to it.
>>223697814Can I fuck you
>>223698463That's your post.
>>223698523Its unironically my post but don't tell anyone.
>>223698494That is a very old urban legend. It was even referenced in Candyman in the early 90s, but it predates that.
>>223697636Pretty sure we call it Boba Fett's Starship Leia now.
>>223697702My culture is not your costume
>>223697395I'm not doing shit but if I was going to actually dress up I'd probably go out as Rusty Venture.
I'm going to lay on the floor in my underwear and get drunk. Maybe I'll cry too, haven't decided yet.
Randolph Carter from the HP Lovecraft mythos. I'll have a Necronomicon and a Silver Key necklace. I don't expect anyone to get it, but I will be satisfied.
last time I dressed up it was for a party and I only had an hour to prep using the absolute last scraps from Target on Halloween night. I got a Slash wig, some gorilla gloves, a bucket cap, and black greasepaint and went as "Gorilligan". I look forward to the day I become famous and photos from that night resurface after some sexual assault allegations.
>>223697557miserable astroturf
>>223697557All my real niggas remember Astoria Malfoy.
>>223698699This garbage is just anime shit again
>>223698543zozzle
>>223697557>MalfoidThese are childrens costumes...
As Johnny Depp in Secret Window, Jack Daniels and Doritos included
>>223697814wtf same
I don't participate in pagan holidays.
Ned Flanders.
>>223698115This is what love looks like
>>223697636If LeafyWasHere was a girl
>first time since 2014 I've had genuine affection for a woman>she invited me to her Halloween party>I have to care nowProbably fake sick at the last minute
>>223697557Bro he very obviously just took them off the shelf to take the picture.
On Halloween I turn off all my lights, put in ear plugs and cover myself with several blankets so I won't be bothered by trick or treaters
>>223697785where is AI when you need it
>>223697785>mother, dressed like a whore>EGADS!, how could my own daughter be dressed like a whore?
>>223697636Ew what the fuck is that
>>223697395something slutty
>>223698115damn she's cute
>>223697814do you need a chaperone? I can be that for you. lil cutie.
>>223697395for me it's digger
>>223697395cyberpunk
>>223699411>Ew what the fuck is thatA tumescent "bed slug"
>>223697814Why are you dressing up as a mexican goblina for halloween?
>>223697636>Jenny won't make another costume try-on video because she doesn't want to be eye-rapedThat could've been such a great annual video.
>>223699412something (relatively) obscure
>>223700699I can't believe my wife is this cute!
>>223699723>she doesn't want to be eye-rapedWhy?
>>223697395>dressing up for halloweenwhat are you 12?
>>223700812we're young at heart
slutty ice cream sandwich
>>223700963>Ah, yes, I'll have the footlong cumdrainer, I mean veggie slutholespreader, I mean Italian herbs and jizzextracter, I mean black forest tight smellcunt, I mean cookies
>>223697636repulsive FAS face. i fucked one back in the summer decided it was my last i can't stay hard watching the off putting geometry of their inside out pussies even though they are the easiest to get back to your house. like early 2000's girls. one joint or drink and 'want to go back you my house and watch a movie?'..doesn't even have to be specific they know what the deal is.
>>223701063reminder
>>223699723>egirl>doesn't want to be a shameless ogled pornwhore for strangerslol sure
had the idea for months...Fentanyl Zombie Jedidirty ripped hoody.stained pants. one shoe.greasy hair.piece of tinfoil in one hand. lighter in the other.plastic lightsaber hanging from a string around my waist.then i shuffle around with my head down stopping randomly to slack jaw gaze into nothing then do the fenty lean pretending to nod out.
i'm going to a party dressed as myers>overalls>boots>masksimples
>>223700766>>223701305She's a good girl that doesn't need to do that kind of stuff (but should)!
>>223701530this reminds me of those computer generated images meant to simulate schizophrenia that visually don't make any sense
>>223701214She’s make a better Orion slave girl
>>223701214Mighty coconuts
>>223697557Clearly they were stolen by all the kids dressing up as black Snape.
>>223698115>colonize the stars>conquer green women
>>223697395not cool
Remember not to apropriate anyone else's culture.
>>223697830Zoomers are so uncultured
>>223700694Why must white people apropriate black culture?
>>223701852the tiny little bolt on the top of the skeleton's head takes this up to an 11/10
>>223697395I’m dressing up as Kevin from Sin City and spending the night in a Red Light District.I really hope at least one of the hoes gets the reference
>>223702024that's good
>>223702057is that the older son from Dinosaurs?
>>223697636
>>223700699Something mocha and caramel with a splash of milk.
>>223699567Nice but nowhere in the vicinity of carmen.
>>223697785Garfield! Neat!
>>223702024that’s retarded
>>223698987even better
Halloween is my favorite holiday but I have no friends or gf so there's no reason to make a fun costume
>>223697557>implying it wasn't some tranny polycule that bought those There's going to be a bunch of honbeasts walking around dressed up as that shitty meme, and these costumes will likely be undersized too, kek.
>>223702701Go out if you are in a safe neighborhood! Walk a dog or sell nachos and snacks near a concentration of hotties! I say all these things because I dont dare do them but hope someone does!
>>223702778>posting a childnot cool bro.
>>223702788he's disgustingly ugly tho, pukegusting
dunno
Same thing I've worn for the last few years. It's comfy and I enjoy it. Need to buy or build a gauntlet.
>>223703576Who are you supposed to be?
>>223702778>too young to even buy an M rated gameWhy do parents dress their kids up after stuff they aren't old enough to play?
>>223703617Sucks to be you. My parents were cool enough to buy me whatever I wanted because its a fucking video game. What are you a mormon? Jehovah's witness?! What's next? Outlaw soft drinks and masturbation?
Need a good couples' costume for me and my bf, we want to do Bear and Nikki but my friends Anna and Spencer are already doing it :(Any good ideas /tv/?
>>223703638>>223703617Im sorry! I got so caught up in the sauce that I didn't realize you were playing up the bit.
>>223703695Zed and the gimp.
>party theme is villains>fwb already shopped to get dressed as Ada WongWtf am I supposed to wear? Wesker?
>>223704060Leon you dumbfuck.
>>223704067How tf is Leon a villain, anon? Also not with my hair...
>>223697395As malfoid of course!
>>223704078Bro who cares get in that sideways strange.
>>223697395Fred Flintstone
>>223697395Need a wheelchair for my Lindsay Clancy costume
>>223697814>stealth Xochitl threadBased
>>223697395i intend to get madferit /tv/.
>>223701991How? Just wear glasses?
>>223697395nothing, i'm not american
>>223705763Black Converse high tops, black jeans, long sleeve collared shirt under a custom printed long sleeve shirt with the correct patterns on them. Put some white tape
>>223706182(Continued) onto a blank journal for his Bible. Also, yes, glasses. Got a regular pair for walking around and a cosplay set that have a backlight and shine white.
>>223697395I was a Mime last year, I did Unspeakable things
>>223697395same as every day
>>223707867love that film, that shit was crazy with our man weyoun
>>223697416spooky
Can't wait for the Nikki costumes bros
>>223697395Im going to sit at home and hand out candy like a normal adult
>>223702114Nice, age of the hebe?
I'm 32 years old
jensen
>>223709110Good one for ya
>>223697395Myself
>>223699093Nerd with wedgie?
Last year I walked around town with body armour and a skull mask.
>>223698311>ben 10>gunball's mom (anime mode)>blossom>finn wearing jake as armor>mother fucking Uncle Grandpa>adult number 1Holy mother of god
>>223699412is your HRT up to date?
>>223701407plus you don't need to speak, so nobody you know you have dysfunctional autism. Don't forget your ear plugs, anon
>>223697395who is this chick?
>>223702778Way too young for rookie Leon.
>>223700939good to see she grew out of the tranny thing. she could have a good career as a woman.
>>223708686It will be, for those who know.
>>223702114i came here for this
>>223697557let's be honest, this retard probably removed them before taking that photo so he would get viral on twitter
>>223702701>dress up>go to your local gas station>hang around>take a beer>take two>go to your local fast food>eat something>eat desert>go to you local ice cream>have a scoop>have two>go to your local pub>have a pint>talk around>go back homesolitude
>>223709670>plus you don't need to speak, so nobody you know you have dysfunctional autism.very true, didn't think about that
>>223697557He took the three boxes off the shelf before taking the photo.
>>223697395Same thing as the last 32 years straight.
>>223702114Why is this incredibly common? I see mom’s with ridiculously inappropriately dressed daughters all the time. It’s hard to masturbate in public without getting caught, ya know!
>>223702024Cringe
>festival for remembering the dead>LETS DRESS UP AS SPIDERMAN AND MINIONSYou're all fucking plebs, get out of my sight.
>>223710853That’s not what the festival is for you faggot. It’s for scaring away the dead, evil spirits, and fae folk. Your beaner ass is getting it confused for the day of the dead
>>223710853This.>>223711503You don't scare away evil beings with benign looking things.
>>223711530>You don't scare away evil beings with benign looking things.All those old ass ghosts see how reddit everything has become and decide theyd rather fuck off to hell than stick around
>>223711579kek
>>223711530How would you know bitch? I’ve never seen you down at the witchpyres. You’re no hammer of the witches cunt you can’t speak for them spirits but I can
>>223702715Its probably been explained to you already but in case you're not baiting, trannies absolutely hate malfoid because she is born female in an alternate reality. Troons tried to get the artist who started the trend to say she's trans/lesbian and got completely shut down.
>>223711810>>223711810>How would you know bitch?We don't sign our names here.
>>22370901112. Fucked up that they filmed that.
>>223697395I haven't been to any sort of Halloween party as a teenager or adult, and I don't see that changing any time soon. So no, I won't be dressing up as anything for Halloween this year.
>>223711829I have your true name it came to me in a dream, you remember that when you start getting uppity again
A Cthulhu Cultist
>>223701407people who wear the mask all night and don't talk are legit one of the worst buzzkills of a halloween party>fun for 5 minutes>you still autistically walk around>4 hours later, looking unironically creepy in an unfun wayno sexo for you
>>223713180Trying to communicate with people without talking while dressed as a mime is my favorite thing I ever did at Halloween
>>223702156This is best Kristen Bell ever looked as she was always a cutie
>>223710853Found the spic
Whatever the HELL I want.
>>223713908Nope! The blue jeans when she teaches her dad how to thrust your crotch and the couples retreat yoga scene.
>>223713912Samhain, dummy kun.Watch season of the with now!
>>223709634fuck that. I'm going all naturaland fake boobies
>>223710333Damn how much puss do you pull on Halloween?
>>223702114Dad is a prude, the mom was spot-on on this one. It's a blessing to have a slutty daughter. If the dad played his cards right he could have pulled an Elliot Rodger and jacked off outside the door listening to her have sex with one of her boyfriends.
>>223702778They are letting children be cops now?
Only one acceptable answer
>>223717991You are supposed to dress differently than your every day attire, dummy kun.
>>223699093Is she in Spain?
>>223697395Olaf from Frozen since I'm taking my daughter trick or treating and she's going to be Elsa.
>>223709606Generator rex*
>>223697814based
>>223699567fucking hell she's hot
>>223697395i wanna dress up as digger rockwell
>>223720393So as a texan.
>>223719129Meh! Maisela blew her out of the water and it wasnt even close! George failed in replacing the hotness and it wouldnt surprise anyone if the ratings suffered.
>>223702284Very weird and bad taste
>>223718018Inshallah brothers she will soon be corrected.
>>223711747This is like the reverse of that scene in I'm gonna Get You Sucka...
>>223697830New boots goofin?
>>223706022thanks for letting me know *BLAM*
>>223697395I'm going to get a really nice long ball dress and stockings and panties and walk around my house
>>223717929yfw
