The Hilarious House of Frightenstein editionprevious: >>223692532
>>223700301Fuck Leaving D.C.
i said I'm watching salem's lot.
You're no farmer
>>223700301I wonder why those earlier color TV vampires were always green
>>223700398>In The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, Count Frightenstein’s green skin is a comedic design choice meant to visually emphasize that he is an unconventional, "black sheep" vampire>The introductory theme song read by Vincent Price even explicitly references the look, opening with the famous lines: "Another lovely day begins, for ghosts and ghouls with greenish skin"This is what google said but it could just be making all that up
vroom vroom
Watching this
>>223700301I think it is safe to say Vincent Price is the most far reaching horror guy in audience.But who would be second?
>>223700506Christopher Lee. Cushing.
any horror movie that has a girl or girls farting? doesn't have to be relevant to the plot. like maybe she is getting silly with her girlfriends and pfffft 'eww tiffany that STINKS' and then they all laugh or like a girl gets so scared and instead of peeing her pants she farts revealing her location...or a even a pussy fart during a raunchy unnecessary sex scene? films from preferably before 1990-91 please.
>>223700459it wasn't just this show, though. like right when the transition from b&w to color had just happened lots of vampires were green instead of the later on more common pale/white. don't know why.
Vampire songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbJmWCuMiEM&list=RDVbJmWCuMiEM
>>223700519Are you counting non horror works for Lee's audience reach?
>>223700498
>>223700546I actually enjoyed NotD remake, it kind of had a Freddy VS Jason sort of atmosphere. Hard to describe it exactly but it's a fun movie.
>>223700545Yeah, that's why I looked it up. I thought maybe there was a technical answer having to do with color tv at the time, but this is the only thing I could find about The Munsters>Because the series was filmed and broadcast in black-and-white, the makeup choices had nothing to do with color TV technology, but everything to do with how early monochrome television cameras captured light and contrast.
i like it when vampires are kind of blue. or purple
>>223700577I think it's just because I like the original a lot I judged it more harshly for calling itself a remake. But if looked at as a stand alone entry or more of a sequel, it was enjoyable.
>>223700634Not a vampire, but here's a blue barbara steele for you
>>223700598Just watched the original, is the remake any good?
>>223700501This is vampire show?
>>223700755what's worse is thinking "boring" = "bad"
>>223700506svengoolie
>>223700795Um, yes? If a movie doesn't entertain me then its bad
>>223700795boredom is multifaceted. Sometimes it can be good, sometimes it can be bad. Lewton's is bad.
>>223700794Yeah
lads. after the werwulf trailer before resident evil some edgar in my screening said "that's a skiiiiiiiiiiiip" and everyone laughed out loud.
>>223700767I have the soundtrack for this...see >>223700674 for my opinion
>>223700860Did you laugh?
>>223700860I definitely think it'll do worse than Nosferatu because it doesn't look like there's any sex angle to it. Nosferatu/Obsession/Substance... new horror needs to be about sex/dating/relationships to resonate with normies.
>>223700891No I kinda seethed because I think it looks hella dark and cool.
>>223700860this pendejo eating beans
>>223700908Did you like Resident Evil?
>>223700860
>>223700931yea. I think movie adaptations of books (or video games) are best when it covers theme and tone rather than directly adapting source material. It fit the Resident Evil feeling. I think understanding Cregger's timing from his other movies helps too. He does that thing where he plays scenes out a little longer than normal to the point where it's awkwardly funny.
>>223700767Yes it is good. It even has a cameo from Quigley in it.
>>223700301Who here Monster Squad?
>>223701012wrong webm, my bad
>>223700981I liked the new RE but I honestly would've preferred a straight adaptation. The movie we got could've been called Zombie Video Game and it wouldn't have effected anything. I'm the type of guy who wants Super Mario Bros (2023) not Super Mario Bros (1993), and superheroes to wear costumes that look like the comics. I don't get paying for a property to then just make up your own shit instead anyway.
>>223701023Didn't know this existed
>>223701023I'm more like Auxiliary Monster Detail
You now remember Stan Helsing
>>223701030I think he could have incorporated some more Resident Evil elements (like solving puzzles and the enemies) but overall he did wayyy better doing his own survival horror story than trying to do multiple character intrigue with Albert Wesker strutting around
>>223701089Kenan Thompson may have the most ignominious film career of all time
>>223701089I remember
>>223700243yep, in 2002
Dafuq is his problem?
>>223701142>this fucker has seem/done some shit
>>223700376I thought your other post was cute
>>223701142mfw 15 minutes into attempting my own mechanic work
>>223701114>2009Those were the days
>>223700498Driver, you're takin' them curves too fast
Reaching the limit of my patience with these murder mysteries in his early career, desu. This was superbly directed but I couldn't give three shits about the plot
>>223701186kek
>>223701186mfw I'm peeing in the middle of the night and didn't feel like turning the lights on and catch my frenulum in my pants zipper
>>223701206hahahahawell, you talked, he listened, and plot in argento movies are soon to be a thing of the past
AHS is caca
>>223701192Indeed
>>223701233yesFinn Wittrock was awesome in the freakshow season though
>>223701232not in his early giallos. apparently people gave a shit who the murderer was
>>223701245watch out! she's gonna shit!!!
sweet christ in heaven, this image just caused my dick to have a religious experience
>>223701245Stepdad's got it made
>>223700506
>>223701281Get out o' mah swamp lol
>>223700301Dangerously based and spooky op.
>>223701180thanks, cutie
>>223701527I love tits
>>223701527I love the Peg from Goof Troop/Minky Momo hairdo. Wonder what it's called.
>>223701142this grim visage was on screen for less than 5 seconds total between exorcist and exorcist III and it is still one of the most iconic monster faces of all time
>>223701538Shut up
>>223701590I read this in Strongsad's voice>>223701626eat shit and burn in hell forever
>>223701630Now it is time to name>Strong Sads favorite horror >Strong Bads favorite horror >Strong Mads favorite horror>Homestars favorite horror
>>223701659holy macaroni, YES>Strong Sads favorite horrorBegotten>Strong Bads favorite horrorBlade Trinity>Strong Mads favorite horrorRainbow Brite and the Star Stealer>Homestars favorite horrora dream he had once in B&W where he was Frankenstein's monster and Strongbad was Viktor Von
>>223701690>a dream he had once in B&W where he was Frankenstein's monster and Strongbad was Viktor Vonand Strongbad kept ordering him to kill the townspeople but Homestar really, REALLY just wanted to play some Scrabble
I'm about to watch Hokum
>>223701711Ho hum.
>>223701707also Homestar still believes it was a real movie instead of a dream he once had and keeps calling it "Scramblestein"
>>223701527I love this slut like you wouldn't believe
>>223701711Banned
>>223700719I love how there are two audio tracks to this. An original and a very Richard Band 90's sounding one.
This was so lame I'm sorryMargot Kidder's buttcheeks were the best part.How did it spawn a franchise with dozens of sequels?
>>223701027That quim still looking good even with age on it.
>>223701811I read this in a seedy pirate's voice.
>>223701811Some of them age into the sex hag form pretty well.
>>223701854>no AI kissing webm of this image yetwhat the hell, Elon
>>223701820There is this shitty live-streamer who yells at chat and makes bad AI music. He vaguely sounds like a pirate. Everyone clowns on him for sounding like that.>>223701854There's a few fitness hags at my gym I'd like to tango with.
>>223701871Make it happen
>>223701768she's extremely cute>>223701538me too bud..>>223701589seems like it's some form of feathered shag. i think she has naturally curly hair too tho
>>223701882what am I, a rocket scientist?
>>223701711>writer protagonist I hate this trope.
>>223701886I could go for a feathered shag, if you know what I'm knowing and say something that hey hey now ha whut*hi fives you, ha ha!*
>>223701854Like this?
>>223701854Or this?
>>223701951>>223701966I prefer
>>223701966She is only 35 btw.
I wonder if our resident little misogypiglet is a tranny or just got molested
>>223700545It could just be to set then apart. Back in the day they wouldn't have had a lot of special effects to go on and they didn't want them to look like a regular guy
>AHS Apocalypse They ditched the horror concept and decided to make a comedy instead. Didn't need to painstakingly show every step of how they arrived at the events of the first two episodes for the next 8 episodes, but whatever. The actor playing Michael did a pretty bang up job. The misandry only gets stronger with each season though. Hope it takes a backseat in 1984.
>>223701881Karmicx? He doesn't sound like a pirate, he sounds like a midwest faggot.
>>223701245Dang that's almost as good as the original
>>223702010We don’t like foids here
>>223702089so what was it? is your penis a mistake or did a fattie put her mouth in your no-no square?
>>223701711MC is insufferable but the movie is alright
>>223702099answer that later, I gotta go smoke a joint.
>>223701806Iirc a Zionist family made to the original story so it's just going to get aped constantly for no good reason
>>223702151the Warrens?
>>223702060> The misandry only gets stronger with each season thoughHow is this even humanly possible it reached event horizon before the halfway point of season one
>>223702131**code for suck bf’s dick btw**
>>223702099> Muh soggy kneesYou have to go back
>>223702078Holy shit! You know of that guy? You a Dabbler?
>>223702162I'm more curious how it's possible for a show made by gay guys could be misandrist>we love sucking cocks and eating cum and homosexual sodomy>but men are ickyhow
Think tonight I shall watch Brandon Cronenberg's "Possessor"
>>223702162Murder House was just soap drama shit, with the daughter still being wet for the bad boy, even after everything he did, while the dad gets shat on. Asylum is a mixed bag, as one of the main male characters gets a surprisingly good outcome, but the others get burned hard by the lesbian girl boss. Coven basically designates men as pets. Freak Show is "we need to be better men" tier. Hotel was plain sociopathic all around. But Cult made hating men to be a central plot point. And Apocalypse was not that much better.
>>223702241Straight up forgot Roanoke. It was very matriarchal.
modern shit seems to be a palate cleanser from the usual or unknown classics i feast on around this time. so what is this Weapons and Barbarian director on about? one of those is on the menu tonight.
You now remember Doom Asylum
>>223702286weapons is better.
>>223702306Where are their clothes!?
>>223702306Yeah, it's posted in every thread. I've got the blu ray on my shelf.
>>223702286I'd personally recommend Weapons over Barbarian. Barbarian starts strong, but falls apart after the prologue. Honestly both of them are just "okay". Going to see Resident Evil tomorrow to see if that one exceeds his preceding works.
>>223702315The Doom Asylum took them!!
>>223702326Different strokes. I liked Barbarian more and thought it was more original. Resident Evil was inbetween them for me
>>223702326ok. weapons it is. btw i watched a stream of resident evil as a larp not knowing it was the same director. was genuine fun i actually chuckled at some point but in the end it seemed too short. like 20 plus minutes could have easily been added.
Anyone seen this show "from"?
>>223702357The ending was absolutely ridiculous.
>>223702401That sounds promising. Hope you enjoy the movie.
>>223702286Barbarian made this girl cry in my theater and all her friends had to escort her out. scene happens around 30-40 minutes in. i made it my mission to support every cregger film after that from how based he is.
>>223702479same thing happened when i saw Knocked Up in the theaters.
>>223702222Checked and nice pick
>>223702479I wish I was that girl. I don't feel anything anymore.
>>223702479yah but that was just bc he killed zack hemsworth or whoever it was lol
wtf, how have I never heard of Red Sprites before. so many unbelievable bizarre kinds of lightning activity man. imagine seeing this shit centuries ago, looks like interdimensional beings intruding into reality for an instant. very horror coded
>>223702703It was Trevor Moore and he was your fellow 4chan poster. Be more considerate and respectful
>>223702760Did you get that lightning guy suggested to you on youtube? Like the first one to catch something like that on camera. It's sick I agree.
>>223702418Wokeshit
>>223702418An amazing experience. Questions are being answered like never before. New mysteries are being revealed. This season is crazy.
>>223702896lmao
>>223703003does she reveal her big mysteries?
I enjoyed it. It was very good. This is very much a case of art disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed. It's overhated. It respects your time. The real mother is not a good person and not framed to be one. The daughter is helpless and is just getting by with what family she does have. People getting hung up on the jumpscares or mad that the marriage hasn't immediately dissolved are midwit and don't understand how messy of a situation this is to be in as a child. The movie isn't about the mother, it's about the daughter.
Finished Hokum. This guy keeps writing the same story over and over. This time he rewrote the second half of Caveat. It was quite good. I'd recommend this film and skip Caveat and Oddity entirely.
>>223703003something mysterious is happening in my pants!!
>>223703220Yeah, his movies are all "someone gets murdered and then the murderer faces supernatural revenge"
>>223703143glad you liked it, I loved it. I'm truly baffled by the negative response to it, but I just finished watching Grace Randolph's box office breakdown for the week and she says the movie ends on too much of a downer(!) and that that's why people are rejecting it. Haha, part of what I loved about it was that it always seems to do the opposite of what a normal horror movie would do, and I guess we're seeing why horror movies don't usually do those things, kek
why are there no Columbus Day slashers?
>>223703269Sounds great. I wasn't enthused to see it from the trailers I saw. I look forward to watching it on streaming.
>>223703269>glad you liked itDid you make the movie or something? What kind of response is that?
About to start the best horror video game movie of 2026. What are me and you in for?
>>223703429It's probably the third best horror videogame movie of 2026. Maybe even fourth.But that's because it's been a banger for them.
>>223703429>>223703437It sucked
>>223703437Resident EvilReturn to Silent Hill What's the 4th?
>>223703483The Mortuary Assistant
>>223703381is being glad someone else enjoyed a movie you did weird or something? do you think when people come here and ask for recommendations, we recommend movies we hope they won't like?
>>223703410this woman looks like she'd be really fun to have sex with ;)
>>223703429a confusing overlong slog/vanity project. I know it has its fans, but I can't imagine what they like about it.
alright just closed the tab after Barbarian was done. 4/10 movie. very summer 2020 /pol/ discussion coded though so no doubt the director was in those threads especially the ones with the underground tunnel maps through Michigan going into Canada. movie needed to explain the purpose of the underground birthing. seemed like just a lark instead of food for our reptilians overlords or whatever.
>>223703541a pattern I'm seeing with these guys who start in comedy then jump to horror is they just come up with ideas or scenes they want to see and then cram them all into a movie whether they really fit or not. I don't know if they mentally justify it by pointing to Italian horror, but Cregger Peele and Barker's movies are fundamentally nonsense (I do like Cregger and Barker)
>>223703541I hated it and yeah the politics were obnoxious."Gender flipped giant retard" was a terrible reveal and I was checked out afterwards. God I wish it would have been lizard people.
Just finished thisWhat a weird movie.I don't think it's necessarily horror, but Cronenberg did find a way to put in a couple disgusting body horror scenes. It was good though, Jeremy Irons is a great actor
>>223703579They just use AI to write their scripts
MIDtape
>>223703673jokes on you, I'm pro-AI, lmaoto me it isn't any different from getting a 9 year old to write your script, like the guy who made Hausu, lol
>>223703579indeed. ideas are there but the timing of them are eratic and ultimately too messy leading to loose threads evrywhere and a mirage of a story. i guess internet normies finding all these contradictory clues in the nonsense like it's the work of fucking Kubrick is what this shit is about now. Nope a prime example.Other mommy suffers the lazy plot hole slop syndrome for really no reason. i come away with the taste of hack in my eyes.
>>223703688>i come away with the taste of hack in my eyesCreggerian, poetic
>>223703686I'm part way through this and it's already a far better anthology than Mixtape. Makes me laugh that Koji can so effortlessly make this stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJDzDBGFaK4
>>223703648I did not care for this movie, I found it over-long at 2 hours, tedious
>horror anthology:\>horror anthology, japan:O
>>223703509You said it like you take personal pride in it. And can you even say you recced it when it's just a movie currently playing in theaters that we're all aware of? The correct response to "I liked movie" is "me too"If you made the movie, then you can say "glad to hear that, I worked hard on it"
>>223703716I think you have mental problems, bro. good night!
>>223703520I'm not sure I follow
>>223703716autism overload
>>223703716
>>223703648Very dark and unsettling. Overall not bad.
>>223703716I'm glad you worked hard on that response. Do you take personal pride in it?
>>223703780I wonder why Jeremy Iron's brother didn't do anything else, he's just as good as Jeremy
uh... Youtube just recommended me thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXHTCugWMI
>>223703818whats HHN?
>>223703818>Penny PaxHey I know her
>>223703827Halloween Horror Night, I thinkUniversal Studios does it, it's just a theme park temporarily converted into a bunch of haunted houses.I went last year, they had a Terrifier house and it was gnarly
>>223703789At least I could say "glad you liked my post" since I made it.I like rum raisin ice cream. Are you glad about it? Going to give a speech about it like you just got an academy award for also liking the same ice cream I do? Just say "yeah dude, me too." You didn't invent it.Anyone else feel like patting themselves on the back tonight because another anon liked a popular movie you also like? Gotta feel accomplished somehow, right?
>>223703850so incredibly localized content? someone getting doxed by youtube algo?
>>223703818What a nice lady. Never seen her before. Totally unfamiliar to me, unknown.
>>223703863Well Universal is in Hollywood and Orlando and people travel to visit both of them so not really
>>223703835my youtube habits are usually girls with big tits, horror movie stuff, and Japanese guys riding ferries, so I guess it found some kind of intersection of the three>>223703859yeah, nothing /tv/ related about a famous pornstar visiting a movie themed haunted house at a theme park owned by a movie studio in a /hor/ thread during October
>>223700880Oh shit, is that the chick from Danzig's MorTher video who was a guest at Tosh.0?
>>223703862I would love to understand the brain science behind this post. Like specifically what defective connections produce brain activity like this.
>>223703859declaring reports is a globally bannable offense. it's also gay.
>>223701806>Margot Kidder's buttcheeksEhhh...Score was good, writing and directing was good, but too much verbal exposition man.
>>223703818Does penny still get lots of cummies?
>>223703716Good points.
>>223703862>rum raisin ice creamSounds grossRaisins should be illegal
>>223703909No report was announced though?
>>223703931>?No question was asked, however.
>>223703862you know what, I'm going to pretend you're not crazy or trolling and actually try to justify my choice of language to you. this is a movie that is received a lot of critical and audience backlash that I found surprising, since I enjoyed the movie very much. so I AM GLAD when I see another person enjoying it as well for reasons I agree with during a period which the movie is not being well-received. Reasonable?
>>223703945Woah, Anon, calm down. I'm just fucking with you, dude, relax. I knew what you meant. I'm going to see it myself in a few days
>>223703955>chillll bro I'm just fucking with you!NTA but I hate people like this
>>223703955
>>223703945>I'm going to pretend you're not crazy or trolling
BOO!
>>223703978
>>223703971is that the dude from I Come in Peace?
>>223703978Eeek!
>>223703981lol, I bet to get her reaction for that shot the other girl had to pinch her buttprobably took like 40 takes too, what pinch-o-rama that must've been, ha ha, and they're in pleather or vinyl or something, must've smelled all butt smelly, what a crazy environment to make a film in, wow
>>223700860>some edgarSay what?
>>223700860It's joever for robert edgars>>223704036picrel
>>223704066Is that a Spock haircut?
>>223704066Are those the guys this was about?
Ura Horror was kino. Even though he pulls out some Koji tropes, there was a bunch of unique stuff in there.
>>223704195This woman does not look like she'd be fun to have sex with. :(
>>223703579>>223703688Barker's horror takes after Hour of the Wolf and David Lynch stuff. The Chair and Warnings are deliberately surreal like when you're having a bad dream. Milk & Serial tries to go for a more grounded approach and Obsession lands somewhere in the middle with Nikki acting like the girlfriend from The Chair. Some directors like Lynch, Refn, Nolan, Carpenter, Romero, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Cronenberg et al care less for story and characters and more about making stylish mood pieces which sometimes works, sometimes doesn't. Nolan is probably the most commercially and critically successful director in history from this school of thought because outside of Inception his stories do not hold up on repeat viewings and even that owes much of itself to Total Recall which has the better story and characters, and though he's never directed a horror film like the others, perhaps not entirely coincidentally he loves watching them and you can tell from some of his movies. A lot of action/horror/thriller/comedy directors put mood and vibes first, story, characters even sometimes logic second, sometimes a distant second. Storytelling and character depth is not what these genres typically excel at, though you can find great stories and characters within each of them, they're few and far between by design but it also ironically makes them the most cinematic and popular genres of all though they also tend to be less critically acclaimed on average for those same reasons.
>>223704220I hate to break it to you anon, but your cutey ended up with the worst possible fate.
>>223704238she's an adult baby?
>>223701023BLEH!
>>223704224in some Kubrick documentary or another, I remember someone saying his philosophy was "figure out a good bit for your movie, then figure out another good bit, and then even more good bits, and then figure out a way to get from each good bit to the next until the movie's finished." I think that that kind of Mixtape Screenwriting has become accepted by the modern horror creative community.
>>223701806streaming upstarts needed content and independents discovered the name amityville wasn't copywrited. with a few friends and a phone you too could make the next amityville bloodfart castle 3D and sell it to hulu.
>>223703971Disappearing act huh?
>>223704292I wanna do The Incredible Shrinking Amityvilleimagine how much more terrifying a haunted house movie is if the characters are tiny!This post started out as a joke but has become dead serious and I want to see this movie
>>223703300There is a pretty gud Uncle Sam directed by the Maniac Cop guy and written by Larry Cohen.
>>223704347they used to play this on cable all the time when I was in high school. pretty sure it's a July 4th movie.
>>223704272>that kind of Mixtape Screenwriting has become accepted by the modern horror creative community.It's pretty much always been like that. Every negative opinion I've heard about OG Suspiria comes from people who didn't like how it was entirely about mood and vibes without a coherent plot but I love that movie for its rich style and dark fairy tale vibes but at the same time I can also understand where they're coming from because every director I just mentioned are very hit or miss for me horror or not. Like I love Drive and The Neon Demon but absolutely hated Only God Forgives and Too Old to Die Young and the only Lynch movies I genuinely enjoyed were Eraserhead and Blue Velvet. I think that's also why Ring, Cure and Audition are the only J-horrors I liked since they usually tend to be these slow atmospheric mood pieces which I don't always jive with but when I do they're some of my favorites.
>>223703687>jokes on you, I'm pro-AI, lmaojokes on you - I know
>>223704860i can confirm this does not work for the adult channels
>>223701089I never forgot, because I watch it every year for Halloween
This was okay, good ideas but so-so execution, also impossible to really talk about without spoiling the plot lot of sweaty cleavage though
>>223705375They were watching this yesterday at the manestream
>>223702222Possessor is solid. I liked Antiviral and Infinity Pool more, but I think for Infinity Pool it's because it was just my buddy and I in the theatre and we were openly eating a bag of shrooms
>>223705362Tried to watch this twice and gave up. Does the tweest have something to do with her autistic kid she won't shut up about?
>>223706275its a pretty terrible movie but a /tv/ classic meme. this some real boat horror kino.
>>223706313The climax of this made me think of Casper.
kino
>>223702401You got trolled—That movie is so bad I refuse to watch anything else from him.
>>223703205awoo watch this toothnight
>>223703269>>223703143I figured they were gonna do the whole "the dad is the true villain" schtick.
>>223703205I wonder why the thing about seeing the person you're going to brutally murder actually marked before you go werewolf mode doesn't show up in more werewolf stories. It's one of the most interesting and spookiest aspects of Wolf Man.
>>223700301Has anyone seen a recent movie called Obsession. I thought it was just okay. Lots of over acting that was amateurish. The scene with a billion dollars was out of place, it should be been cut, it was like a subpar Disney film.
>>223706542Another chance for me to talk about how the cat somehow opened the medicine cabinet, then opened a bottle of pills, then OD'd on them.
I watched both Cat People. Solid 7/10s.
>>223706275>Does the tweest have something to do with her autistic kid she won't shut up about?It's more or less spelled out near the start, she is being forced to relive the same events over and over because she refuses to come to terms with the fact she was a terrible mother (when she gets back home at the end she sees her original version beating the kid), in every loop she gets her son killed in a car accident on the way to the pier, every time she's had the chance to stop the loop she's refused and tried to redeem herself to show she actually loved the kid and wants to save him
We haven't gotten a new Hellraiser movie since 2022 - so when's the next one coming? At this point a sequel to the reboot seems unlikely and that planned HBO series is dead.
Just watched Hokum.
A reminder that The Exorcist is NOT a horror film, according to Blatty and Linda Blair.
>>223706542>>223706598>The scene with a billion dollars was out of placeBarker fought to keep that scene in because the producers thought it was too comedic but it wasn't supposed to be funny at all it was a visual metaphor for Bear being so close yet so far from getting everything he wanted>Another chance for me to talk about how the cat somehow opened the medicine cabinetWhen Bear puts the pills back in the cabinet he can't fully close the door so it must've fallen out on its own somehow and the lid wasn't fully sealed since his grandmother just recently died before the movie opens.
LEAVE ME ALONE>Fucking swings an axe in your back for talking to him
>>223706366Millais is 11/10. Love that nigga's work.
>>223706542>Has anyone seen a recent movie called ObsessionFirst day on /tv/?
>>223707041>When Bear puts the pills back in the cabinet he can't fully close the door so it must've fallen out on its own somehow and the lid wasn't fully sealed since his grandmother just recently died before the movie opens.How far up your ass did you have to reach for this?
>>223707041>the lid wasn't fully sealed since his grandmother just recently diedHow does the lid not being sealed have anything to do with the grandma recently passing?
>>223702306Most of the blonde plz
My fellow anons, what decent /hor/ flicks have hit VOD aka torrents lately?
>>223707435She was also Frankenhooker
>>223707440>V/H/S/Mixtape>Insidious Out Of The Further>Onslaught>Last Chance Motel>Ghost Light>The Nice OnesLots of crap.
>>223707507That should do it, appreciate you spooky fren
>>223707507Did any of them stand out to you?
so i watched Weapons last night as other anon suggested. it was...eh..neat. however...and again this is back to my previous comment that i left with the tatse of hack in my eyes...why the fuck wouldn't the police or other parents in the town/neighbourhood check their cameras/cctvs to track the kids direction? that is a major plot hole which distracted me the entire time and ruined the tension which was executed pretty good. best part was easily the homeless fenty kid followed by the Harrison and Nilsson tunes. 5.8/10.
>>223703862You must be fun to be around
>>223707760the witch had powers that were corrupting the whole town into irrationality and their vices. she had more than the plant thorn powers as shown with her astral projecting scenes.>Marcus's food indulgence (candy at his school desk, buying more sweets at the store, all those damn hot dogs)>Gandy's alcoholism>Paul with cheating on his hot ovulating wife and police brutality>Jame's drug addiction and burglary>kids mom and dad letting distant relative to stay during at home hospice>Archer stealing paint from his job to vandalize Gandy's carNobody acts competently because of the witch's parasitic hold of the town. Gladys is astral projecting and in their heads every night. The child protective services and school bought the weak story about Alex's dad having a stroke.
Can i get some horror SEQUEL recommendations. Please no meme shit like>bro the fifth movie is so goodor>there is no bad sequel movie in the franchiseSo far i have exorcist 3 (skipping 2) and that nazi zombie horror movie sequel. The collector sequel was good too
It’s already been 10 years since this shit happened?
>>223708571The Devil's Reject if not seen yet
>>223708183nah i'm not handwaving that all away with "the witch is overpowered" trope.>marcus is and fat candy is a vice and a trigger distraction from his deep shame of being gay>gandy was already a drunk whore with d.u.i. before gladys arrival>hot wife who is a controlling bitch (phone call at his locker) probably a dead fish fuck compared to wild justine who deep throats and uses her kegels>drug addict was already a drug addict and does drug addict things>the father was rational while the woman insisted with her faulty emotional based reasoning. >archer was angry (that emotion validated at the meeting)and lashed out in the petty emasculated way men are forced into these daysthese are all common everyday everytown occurences. this was a national crisis as heard on the radio station blurb does the witch control the entire nation? the town looks at their own footage but doesn't think of collaborating together to trace the kids direction was a major plot hole.now if you want to go into the proven fact police forces and their higher ups protecting 300 year old occult superstars like gladys and thus policing lightly around these very real possession cases then sure...but the director never goes into that or even hints at it.
>>223708571The Conjuring 2 is pretty good.
>>223708571TCM2 is groovy
Why, Cochran? Why?Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children. [evil laugh][silence]But there's a better reason. You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.[ominous music]It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting, in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal. And the dead might be looking in … to sit by our fires of turf ... [silence]Halloween. The festival of Samhain. The last great one took place 3,000 years ago and the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children.Sacrifices?They were part of our world. Our craft.Witchcraft.To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now. It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do. They're in alignment. And it's time again.[silent defeat]The world's going to change tonight, Doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it.[eerie music on TV]And… happy Halloween.[leaves room]
i am here to recommend The Devil Rides Out with Christopher Lee and Charles Gray.
>>223708571>Please no meme shit likewhat the fuck is thiswhat the fuck are you talking about
Anyone else sometimes end up rooting for the killer/monster?
Name my band
>>223708877Yes. >>223708781 >>223708836 just wanted to bring leprechauns and unicorns back to the world
>>223708800and I counter recommend The Dunwich Horror with Dean Stockwell
>>223708899The Timmys
>>223708899Mayonnaise Dreams
>>223708877always, what are you talking aboutOther Mommy was just another one in the long line of instances of this. Picrel is the only time I can think of that I didn't.
>>223707760The ending to that movie had me laughing so hard.The whole chase scene was gold.
>>2237088992 Many Gay Guys
>>223708571Poltergeist 2: The Other Side Waxwork 2: Lost In Time
Paramount+ quality is shit, dear god. No wonder their entire marketing is directed at boomers would put up with this shit.
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>>223705388I enjoyed this movie, got a lot better when you reframe it as "Stubborn cuntish woman who made her boyfriend kill himself refuses to take responsibility or accept help"
>>223709061yeah, whatever it meant itself to be that's how I read it. it's about a woman imagining threats that aren't real because she's both paranoid and a bitch.
>>2237088993 of your band members are dead and the other 2 are incarcerated in different states.
>>223709014I would love for all the electricity to go out like on that one NBC show and to watch all the people like this poster die the first week without it, lol>help help this isn't in 14K and doesn't massage my neck with anal beads while it reads me buddhist affirmations in AAVEwhat a world
>>223709123doesn't stop The Beatles.
>>223708571Fright Night 2Predator 2Sleepaway Camp 2Critters 2Gremlins 2Tremors 2
>>223706366im fatal frame-mogging you
>>223709147that's too many frames, she can't take it
>buddhist affirmations
>>223709194written in pumpkin spice on reclaimed wood
it just occurred to me that i never saw the human centipede. is it actually worth a watch
I watched a few horror flicks this weekend to get into the Halloween mood>The Innocents (1961)Really good ghost story, the atmosphere is peak for the Halloween season.>Flesh For Frankenstein (1973)Not nearly as good as Blood for Dracula, the lead girl in this is ugly as hell and its far too plodding to be interesting. Udo Kier looks great in each scene though, his costuming is fun.>Night of The Demons (1988)Pretty tame horror flick, it tries to be raunchy and funny but most of the time its bad actors delivering poor exposition. Decent idea though, it could work with a better cast/director. >Thirst (2009)Not necessarily horror but an interesting vampire flick from Korea, oddly horny too.>Fright Night Part 2 (1988)I wanted to like this so much but ultimately its pretty lame. Chris Sarandon is iconic in the first film, they can't really compete so they expand with more vampires. They are all interesting (werewolf vampire, psychic vampire, sex vampire) but the leader of them is a terrible actress and her style is laughably bad. It also ends pretty abruptly.
>>223709267woman literally eat shit in it so....
>>223709267Part 1 isn't a bad mad scientist movie and isn't as gross as its reputation. 2 is an aggressively disgusting attack against humanity overall and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. 3 is trying to be funny but its mostly just shrill.
>>223709373does that make it worth a watch...?>>223709395thank you i love mad scientist movies. can i ask what is so abhorrent about 2
>>223709560it's going out of its way to try and be upsetting in response to people who said the first wasn't as gross as they'd hoped. it's lead character is a guy who masturbates with sandpaper and the entire movie is in b&w except for the shit and the blood, which are colorized. it's edgy to the point of being edgy among the edgy movies.
>>223709194He cute
>>223709642actor is gay irl.
>>223709671you would know
>>223709722yea you too
>>223709671All actors are.
>>223709953>>223709953>>223709953>>223709953>>223709953>>223709953
I just finished reading Legion and surprisingly the theatrical version of the film has a better ending than the book. It really seemed like the latter just took a bunch of shit and threw it at the wall in the last 20% of the text then selected the only half-baked idea out of the shit to roll with. Like I initially didn't care for how Father Morning just shows up with an exorcism in the movie but even that was better than the anticlimactic Swiss cheese of the book's ending. I don't hate the text but it's really only worthwhile if you enjoy the character of Kinderman and his philosophical musings.
>>223707407If you didn't understand what the purpose of showing that Bear kept trying but failing to fully close the door of the cabinet then the problem is you, not the movie. Pay attention.>>223707428Are you serious? How about the fact that it was obviously used by her recently otherwise the cat likely would've died a lot sooner? Jesus what is wrong with this board.
