I turned it off after she said this. Is it worth finishing?
>>223709652is the act ever depicted in the show?
>>223709652You don't get to see said anal scene so no not really.
>>223709652Definitely. The best show ever.
Anal sex is so overrated. All of my friends were constantly like "bro you have to try it" and I finally did and it was just meh plus my ass hurt for like week after.
>>223711918You and your friends are gay.
what a shit thread
>>223709652>Is it worth finishing?Well yeah, its not like she'll get pregnant.
>>223711918Buttholes are tighter than vaginas
>>223711982Buttholes also poop.
>>223712006Not right now they don't
Americans are obsessed with anal
>>223711982I find that this is only true for about a centimetre of depths, and also it only lasts a few minutes before it starts to stretch.
>>223713370I’m not American.
HER LEAKS!!!https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-rg-fj-lili-simmons-leaks.5937561/
>>223710920This. Talk is cheap
>>223711918>plus my ass hurt for like week afterKek, didn't see that coming
>>223714664Cute bute althoughbeit.
>>223709652i've turned down anal twice one of the girls was hot af with a nice ass too but i wanted to finish in her pusy
>>223716465>but i wanted to finish in her pusyThat was a dealbreaker for her or for you?
>>223709652But you poop from there
>>223709652>girl not boynot worth finishing
why do you keep posting this?
>>223709652anal feels so, soooo good because your g-spot is a few fingers inside your bussyim not gay but it's just an amazing feeling i love it so much omg
>>223709652The jokes on Marty because rust buttfucked Maggie.
>>223711918How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>223716721for me, i also can't get the poop factor out of my head even though anal sounds hot on paper
>>223711982Yes but there's nothing beyond the anus. It's like fucking a small meat ring with a cavity just beyond it.
>>223711918i laughed, anon
>>223711918>>223711982Must be a small dick issue
>>223709652No.
>>223711918
>>223717825heh heh
>>223711960kek
>>223711982>Buttholes are tighter than vaginasYou've never had sex with anything other than your hand.
>>223709652these threads, no matter what board they're posted on, are always filled with the exact same responses. you niggers really are all bots.
>>223714664>LEAKSin 2026? naw these are self released like Dafne Keene
>>223711918holy lol
>>223713370
>>223709652>analHave you ever dipped a banana in nutella? No mentally sound individual would choose that over a perfectly good vagina. In fact, anal is gay. Men have assholes, but at least with them, you have no choice in the matter since it's their only hole. But with women, you choose the one thing that men also have, over the one thing exclusive to women. That's even more gay than fucking a male. You're gay. Also you can get diseases from that. There's a lot of particles from the last time she shitted that stick around that then latch themselves onto your dick when you stick it in her backdoor, and then if you put that in her mouth or vagina after the fact, you're transferring those poop particles into other places. So not only are you gay, but you're evolving yourself into a walking biohazard mid-penetration. All assholes should be removes from women's bodies. They can poop out of their vagina instead.Actually, that would just recreate the issue and make the vagina a hazard to penetrate so I take that back. Women shouldn't shit at all now that I think about it. Whenever they eat, their bodies need to evolve to make all the excess matter pop out of their skin in the form of sweat instead, so that they may retain their integrity while doing something naturally attractive. Actually, sweat is disgusting too, and it's a very masculine trait to have because men sweat more than women due to their athleticism being stronger and more frequent, so women are not allowed to sweat either because that would make you gay. So women cannot shit, and they cannot sweat. So how do they get rid of the matter they eat? They telepathically transfer it to the stomach of whoever they sleep with. So if you have sex with her in her vagina (as all straight men should), then you will suddenly feel the urge to shit but as long as you make it into a nearby bathroom in time, it'll be fine, you won't shit on the bed or on her. But it would technically be her shit, not yours, so it's okay.
>>223711918LMAO really caught me off guard with the finisher there.
>>223711918Lol, good one
>>223709652Finishing in her ass? Nothing wrong with a good anal creampie, brother.
>>223709652Nope. Why are jews obsessed with feces and anal sex?
>>223709652My dick's too girthy to do anal. Tried it twice, both times the girl wanted to stop after just a couple strokes. Didn't feel particularly good anyway, but it can look hot it porn. Hope you enjoyed my blog.
>>223725457White men literally to America to bring black men over to fuck in the ass.
What show is that? Anal is great if the girl is into it.
I watched this show with a fwb and after this scene, we paused it so she could go outside to smoke, and when we were outside, she said she never had anal before and asked me to fuck her in the ass. I didn't get to finish inside her though, she said it was too painful even with lube.
>>223709652>Past a certain age, a man without an underage anal mistress can be a bad thing.
>>223725387I haven't read anything so funny in quite a while.
>>223725387I see you are also a man of the sciences.
>>223711918Did you even consult the github? Anal is NOT for casuals.>https://github.com/regdude/anal
My girl says she's not into anal (I'm neither) but oddly enough actually bought a small buttplug. Ehh
>>223725387If she's telepathically shitting her shit into into me, how is that mine? The reason she's shitting her shit into me making me shit it out, it's still her shit. I wouldn't be shitting without her shitting into me to make me shit. That's still her shit so it's still gay. I find a loophole of heterosexuality. Maybe just women just don't eat and can't shit at all, physically or telepathically.
>>223713370Because they are cultured
>>223725918That's a lotta shit you just typed
>>223713336Underrated reference
>>223713370Our women want to pretend to be men so we simply indulge the delusion
>>223711918kekthank you, sir
>>223709652I'll be honest, I totally lost sympathy for Woody Harrelson here when he hears that and rubs the bridge of his nose like he has a headache. FUCK YOU.
>>223709652I fucked my wife in the ass one time and one time only I was fucking her pussy and slid out and missed reentry and hit her ass and was just like "fuck it" and put it in her asshole. She didn't like it but she was in the mood so just let it happenIt felt really good. Very tight. Tighter than a vagina but not as slick. The hottest part of it was the psychological factor of knowing I'm fucking her ass She told me she didn't want to me cum inside it but I did anyway because I didn't want to pull out at all. Just felt too goodShe'll put toys and butt plugs in there but she refuses to put a cock in so that was the only time I've done anal before
>>223717952If the girl shits before sex and then showers to really scrub it it's usually clean and no problem. If you're planning on anal she can take an enema before to completely empty her out But yeah, um, poop is a real problem if you're spontaneously doing it
>>223711918average bronze age pervert follower
>>223725892Butt plugs make the pussy feel tighter because the plug takes up space
>>223725387I didn't read your post but I can tell you are pussywhipped
>>223711918Reddit jokes now?
>>223728491both times i was offered were spontaneous. i'm glad i chose not too the first girl let me unload in her mouth instead of just pulling out and the second girl let me blast a huge load deep into her pussy 10/10 orgasm. so glad i didn't get her pregnant
Anal is one of the most obvious bits of kike propaganda. Just notice how much more prevalent it is in Western porn vs Asian porn especially in comics and animated porn and it is always highly embellished, with characters deciding to anal or rimming on a whim and their assholes always being prim and proper. Meanwhile irl poopdick is a real concern even with prep, it has much higher rates of infection than pussy sex, it's only tighter the first few times then becomes loose and eventually leads to incontinence while pussy muscles can be trained to stay tight way longer, and of course it is the primary form of sex for faggots and trannies. Oh and it's probably just a mere coincidence that kikes just so happen to love raping kids anally and are big into scat.
>>223728634What's a 4chan joke?
>>223729156Any of the jokes told by Arthur Fleck in the first Joker movie
>>223711918kino
>>223711918topzez
