>Casually filleted a classmate on school grounds>never mentioned again>never used against the death eaterswas harry a retard?
Grow up reddit tranny>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."- Simon Pegg>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"- Alec Guinness>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape..It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core"- David Cronenberg>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me"- William Friedkin>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human”- Alejandro Iñárritu>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire...this religion...It is so important that superheroes suffer. I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States"- Alejandro Jodorowsky>"To my mind this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"- Alan Moore>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that...There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."- George Lucas
>>223710622He really just hated Malfoy
>>223710622It was unironically one of the best moments in the books. I remember wondering how they'd adapt it and still keep the 12a rating.They did their best I suppose? It could've been worse...
>>223710752>says man who spends his free time on 4chanyou're no better than any of us here
>>223710622>>never mentioned againBecause the only teacher who knew about it is Snape and it was the spell he invented that Harry used
>>223710825why didnt he use it against the death eaters if its so good
>>223710622>never mentioned againDidn't he try to throw that one at Snape, and get instantly shut down with a "You dare use my own spell against me?" or am I just misremembering
>>223710879It's not a very useful spell?If you want to incapacitate someone without torturing them, there's expelliarmus and a bunch of similar spells from dada classes.If you want to torture/kill someone, there are the 3 forbidden curses.This is just a shit torture spell basically.
>>223710879Cause why bother when you can shoot them with the instant kill spell >>223710995Correct also snape did use it on a death eater but missed lol
>>223711018>This is just a shit torture spell basically.Exactly it was made when Snape was peak-school shooter mode and invented specifically for use on his enemies
>>223711018>>223711028not everyone can just use AK though. The entire point of that spell and why it is forbidden is because the user needs to have the full intent to kill and nothing else to even cast it. sectumsempra can be used for other shit too. Snape tried to cut off a death eaters arm off but accidentaly cut off Freds ear. ooo
>>223710810Disagree. He at least posted quotes from the people creating it talking about their fans lol
>>223711076>not everyone can just use AK though.
>>223711076>sectumsemprathis is also a dark spell
>>223711235but it isnt a forbidden curse
>>223710622It was a mistake, she forgave him
>>223711270I don't think that will hold up in court
>>223711324it was war against wizard hitlerwinners dont get trials
>>223711270My point is it's not a simple cutting spell, you need darkness to use it
>>223711336>>223711324Reminder that aurors are allowed to use unforgivable curses during wartime.
>>223711336Wait, are you still trying to argue that they should be using this shitty ineffective spell against death eaters?Even after having it explained to you how shit it is compared to other spells?
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>>223711336It's purely a torture spell so there's really no good reason to use it unless you're evil/fake being evil like Snape was doing. Plus it's not a spell everyone knows since it was invented by Snape and only was learned by Harry since he read Snape's book that had the spell in it.
>>223711273the malfoid meme is dead.you can't post it anymore.
>>223711409>literal invisible sword cutting up people at the speed of light>cursed wounds, lost limbs that cant be regrownits a fucking useful spell
>>223711455Watch me
>>223711448>Snape in charge of inventing pointless sadistic spellsomg he's so kawaii!! :3
>>223711455Careful anon or Malfoid might get you!
>>223711471it's funny because I made the webm you just posted.but the meme is still dead... there's no thread
>>223711481he was schoolshootermaxxing when he made it up
>>223711514Can't make a straight up Malfoid thread since like the second day of this meme
>>223711455SHE'S ALIVE TO ME
>>223711471>>223711536>>223711489you like?
>>223711597Based
>>223711597Y-yes
>>223711514>>223711455The Malfoid threads were always disguised as regular HP threads.Still, it's true that we've already talked about all that is possible on a more surface level about Malfoid.
>Over at the Slytherin table Crabbe and Goyle were muttering together. Hulking boys though they were, they looked oddly lonely without the tall, pale figure of Malfoid between them, bossing them around. Harry had not spared Malfoid much thought. His animosity was all for Snape, but he had not forgotten the fear in Malfoid’s voice on that Tower top, nor the fact that she had lowered her wand before the other Death Eaters arrived. Harry did not believe that Malfoid would have killed Dumbledore. He despised Malfoid still for her infatuation with the Dark Arts, but now the tiniest drop of pity mingled with his dislike. Where, Harry wondered, was Malfoid now, and what was Voldemort making her do under threat of killing her and her parents?harry regretted the attack so hard it basically ended the animosity. on his own, draco also ended it because in the next book he refuses to identify harry or his friends, even hermione. im reminded of the quidditch world cup where he also warned her to run away multiple times. he was cocky and racist, but he DID warn them she would be a target for the death eaters and that they should scramble while they still could.
>>223711597noI dont like it at all
H-Harry potter!
>>223711688:(
>>223711489
>>223711746Poor Malfoid, deep in enemy territory
>>223710752It's a little childish to treat this as some personal failing and not the result of widespread institutional failure and societal regression. We can be sympathetic to Alec Guinness because, at the time, nerd culture was genuinely niche. The same can't be said in 2026 where the majority of people partake in formerly nerd hobbies and perhaps even self-identify as such.
>>223711765Not bad though her expression should still look like Feltons from the original pic
>>223711463It doesn't sever limbs, it just cuts you up. It's the magical equivalent of throwing knives at someone. When the magical equivalent of guns exist.>at the speed of lightIt doesn't function at the speed of light. It traumatised Harry because it happened over a period of time where he saw Malfoy's body being sliced and slowly realised what he'd done as it was still happening.
>>223711746
Litreally just finished the 8th movie today and I am super happy he didn't die
>>223711765can you do this one?
>>223711793its the magical equivalent of cutting someone up with a swordand yes it does sever limbs. Thats how Freds ear got cut off. Snape tried to cut off the arm of a death eater but missed.The ''invisible sword'' follows the motion of the wizards wand. Cuts can be healed with magic, but still require medical attention after. Bodyparts that are cut off cant be fixed or regrown because the cut itself is cursed, hence why Fred never gets his ear back
>>223711455
>>223711809My head canon is that he enters wizard politics and tries to convince people not to miscegenate with mudbloods but they do anyway and the magical potential of their offspring steadily declines outside a few exceptional cases like the Hermiones.
>>223711793Tbh Harry used it like once, maybe he just mucked it up
>>223710752>I shit on the United StatesBro wat
>>223711860Kek
>>223710752>>"To my mind this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence">- Alan MooreAlan Moore's entire career is making capeshit for adults.
>>223711814well yeah but it's pretty boring lmao.
>>223710622>discord tranny spamkys
>>223711896damn...
ngl, I like this version a lot.
>>223711836Based.
>pisscord swarms the thread within seconds of each otherBut somehow it's not a discord raid. Nevermind the SEAshitskin flags posting it on /pol/ and /int/ kek
>>223711860Yeah it is fucking bizarre to me how rowling created the magical world as a society in long term decline and the only ones who care are also the main villains of the story.One of the funniest I like to imagine in the HP world is have a muggle-born character who is infatuated with magical history and culture that he starts advocating and defending it just like Voldi but no-one can shut him down cause the dude is muggle born.
>>223711860>lucius becomes the magic world Nick Fuentes
>>223711926That version is drop dead gorgeous, hermaphrodite levels of beauty, I think it really emphasized how fucked up our beauty senses are nowadays, no one in television is beautiful, they are all mids trying to become 10s with makeup and surgery and never achieve it.
>>223711926Beautiful, but imo she would always have her hair loose unless she was playing quidditch or something
>>223711999she's more of a ponytail girl imo
>>223711922a bit better like this.
>>223712057sugoi
>>223711860He literally was a pariah after the second war
>>223712057Can you make one with blue eyes as well?
>>223711933The decline of the wizarding world doesn't really come across that well. It's only touched on slightly when Hagrid mentions they had no choice but to breed with muggles. The central problem imo is that it's never verified if this does actually affect the magic ability of the offspring. This is a huge deal because it determines whether or not Voldemort is, at the very least, correct to be concerned about the miscegenating and what that means for the future of their society.Otherwise his actions make no sense. He just has a hate boner for muggles and mudbloods for seemingly no reason at all. Even if you want to argue he's magic Hitler, it's not as though real Hitler didn't make pretty specific critiques about Jews and miscegenation and all that.
>>223712098>if this does actually affect the magic ability of the offspring.Even if it doesn't, imagine if most of the kids in Hogwarts were muggleborn. Obviously they are still you and can learn and adapt but there would still be a loss in overall magical culture. It would get thinned with every generation holding on to a little less than the previous one. Ultimately the magical world itself would shrink even further even if the number of magic users stayed the same.
had a go as well
>>223711647We should talk about who will be the romantic rivals Theodore Nott should be a rival for Harry
>>223712156Not bad but this girl is close to 20
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>>223710622>was harry a retard?it would explain why he was never disciplined for it
>>223712144That would be a cool plot point. Maybe the muggleborns are more concerned with using magic to help out their muggle societies in various secret ways, too. So they care relatively less about developing the actual magic world than a pureblood.
>>223712175Yeah, all the early 1-3 or 4 years AI scenes have her looking 16-18y/o.
>>223712166Do we really need romantic rivals? I feel like it's cheap drama when there's already so much going on the background that could be used.I'd be happy to erase Cho too.
>>223712098>He just has a hate boner for muggles and mudbloods for seemingly no reason at all.He hates them because he was born without love being a product of his witch mom raping his muggle dad
>>223712186Yup this confirms itbeaners and gross asians(vietnamese, singaporeans, etc) are behind this spam
>>223712231This stuff about Voldy being unable of understanding love because he was product of rape is completely retarded lmao
>>223712258>>223712231was rape ever implied?i read the books in 3rd grade so obv i didnt catch that
Love will win no matter the seethe
>>223712283Lovepotion rape, Voldi's mom didn't tie him to the bed but she did drug him into loving her.
>>223712283She drugged him with a love potion
>>223712293Yes.But for starters, the same kind that Felton has.
>>223710752>I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States"kek
>>223712299>beaner
>>223710622They do use it again nerd in the books at least
>>223712223It’s not realistic for them to only date each other
>>223712368Why not? Some anons never dated anybody, and they are real.
>>223712323it's hard to match. his eyes looks grey to me.
>>223711336Grindelwald was wizard hitler, Voldemort is like wizard donald trump
>>223712393Fair, I get that it can be tricky to tardwrangle AI with details. I was mostly just curious. At least your version is age appropriate
>her face when she realizes she kinda liked it actually
remember when girls looked at you like this... good times
>>223712392They are ugly and unpopular
>>223712456I never had a dimension-swapping girl look at me like that
>>223712477And Harry and Draco-nia live in a much more oppressive environment.
>>223712504That's a good one
>>223712442>Malfoid gets the Aunt Marge treatment>spends the entire time moaning and whimpering for some reason
mmm
