Collecting a paycheck to lay in bed and deliver nothing editionPrevious: >>223694590
PREVIOUSLY:>Gemma Collins entered the house>The house proceeded to be split into teams. Gemma chose the team captains, Rob and Sam, and they chose the teams>They must compete in challenges to gain "power" power gives them amenities in the house, and most likely will alter nominations.>The challenge? Stack some dice. EPIC challenge>They started to play dirty, trying to get Harry to break rules, which he did, in order to put the blue team at a disadvantage.>Sam got sad as he thought he heard "get Sam out">After that, Gemma proceeded to lay around and do nothing>Twinks ruined a cocktail party>Philip randomly flipped his shit on Rochelle out of nowhere>Omar and Rhianna started beefing. Trouble in paradise?TONIGHT:>Gemma Collins leaves the house. Yes, really. That was it>The next challenge will commence. The challenge? Stack some beer mats.. yes, really. The budget is truly gone>The rift begins to deepen between Omar and Rhianna as they clash once more. Is it over for them?
The mates have met up
>>223711974>Twinks ruined a cocktail partyAlways happens to me this
>Catrin sleeps fully clothed in baggy stuffreee
Watch Rihanna's face when Omar starts a simple conversation with Twinks
I want Rhianna and Lynx to get together
Lynx likes that
>>223712003Good to see they picked someone with a punchable face
Sam without glasses looks like a chad. He needs to ditch them.
Lynx and Rochelle content
>>223712003Who is the baldo
>>223712181Isnt that a common tv trope with makeovers>Glasses come off>Th-they're beautiful
>>223712216SHOWBIZ
I'm so glad the boys stole that moment from Twinks, especially since she has already blathered about male vs female medical research
>>223712139>RhiannaYawn. I want to see Lynx stick his big black cock in Cat's arse.
>rhianna making eyes at lynx since chelsey left>omar needs to just trust me around lynx though
>Starts with Rhianna wanting an apology>Ending with her apologising to him
>Yasmin the Hutt talking about healthcare
Budget = GONE
SHUT THE FUCK UP GEMMA YOU'RE NOT HELPING
>Blue Team, since you failed yesterday you will be punished with the handicap of being represented by a Sub-Saharan African.
>>223712320>The next challenge is.. slurp up this foot
>>223712244Literally best way they could have handled it, like wtf are they supposed to do with that info? Feel bad? Its not even true either, so fucking weird
>handbag talk>tedious showmance shite>twinks being a misandrist againOff to a bad start already tonight
>>223712348I just don't get why she's bringing it up. Its not like any of them can go>Oh really? Well, lucky you, I have lots of money and some sway in the healthcare industry, let me just fund it.How are you meant to respond to her saying that other than "Ok"
Omar is damned if he does damned if he doesnt, since Chelsea left everyone's been saying Rhianna is eyeing up Lynx, now Omars finally sussed it out hes abusive and controlling, its an unfair world
>>223712320
>>223712367>How are you meant to respond to her saying that other than "Ok"Say "Ok. Go to website." When she asks "which website?" just keep saying "go to website" until she gets the message and shuts the fuck up.
>crying because she can't have pizza
>>223712436
>She's fucking unironically cryingBitch is lucky she's hot.
Sam with contacts, a shave and a wigger haircut could save him, they need a Sam Makeover episode
>>223712499Bruh as soon as I type this out theyre giving him a makeover damn
>Yasmin and Catrin "banter"
SAM'S CHAD ERA
>Sam's chad look is wearing Mulhern's In for a Penny suitWe're hitting based levels that shouldn't be possible.
He looks like Brett Domino
>>223712558Mulhernmaxxing
>She turned Sam into Mr. VegasI bet that was intentional
GC made for BBC
>undiagnosed neurodiversity
VIRGIN SAM
Based section 28Frankie being a complete braindead NPC as usual
>Traditional Family Values
Harry and GC riling up the reddit viewers
>introvert
The second Twinks entered, the episodes went downhill
Sam is 100% a virgin right?
Wtf is this episode half insufferable half boring, GC has been a total nothingburger
>>223712732Agreed, ITV loved how much the wokie clan killed the show last year, they wanted more of that this yearForcing the "message" is more important than ratings
>Arrives>Leaves
>The country is in such a state that Gemma motherfucking Collins of all people is far-right now.Love to see it. So glad that Twinks and Yasmin weren't there to spout some retarded bollocks.
>>223712818But its crazy though, the series was great, best of the ITV era, perhaps the best since Channel 4. Ratings were going up, people were talking about Big Brother again, I heard it on the bus, I saw it on Good Morning Britain. And ITV are like "No. Let's make it like last year."
Hope that was worth the 50 grand or whatever the fuck you used to pay Gemma was worth it.
She seemed medicated the whole time
>>223712829>why are there brown foreigners carrying machetes on our streets now?>Gemma, when you entered the Big Brother house, the rules regarding unacceptable language and behaviour were explained to you...
>>223712858It's the same with gaming, games full of wokie agenda dogshit nobody wants are pushed out, fail, and the studio goes bankrupt but it's fine because the "correct message" is being spread to the massesLosing money/viewers is worth it to the propagandists if they can spread the agenda
>Philip's face re: Catrin and Rochelle
Cheeky cow
What a fucking waste of time the Collins creature was. 2 terrible episodes
I haven't heard the word grace as many times in my whole life as I have in this series
>>223713156And budget. They had to stack beer mats and shit because of her.
Top bants is are rochelle
>rhianna pretending that omar has any feelings at all for twinks just to get back at himWhat a cunt, he needs to get away from her
Based Rochelle
>>223713096He seems as fed up as the rest of usHas he even said a word tonight?
Have a sneaky peak Sam
>>223712824The fabric of the universe couldn't take Gemma and Yasmin's mass together in the house any longer.
>Twitter getting outraged on Yasmin's behalf.
Frankie is such a soft cunt he does this every time
Rhianna should call Franky out for being a closet faggot.
>>223713342She doesn't know only Twinks, Catrin, and Gemma but Gemma's gone
MUH HECKIN GURLFREND (MALE) WILL HAVE SOME CHOICE WORDS FOR RHIANNA YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT
Need Frankie to punch a hole in the wall. Schizo Rob was an absolute flop, someone better start acting up soon
oh for goodness sake
>>223713451Oh shit I forgot about Schizo Rob, thats why everyone voted him in, and now he's back to Nancy Boy Rob
>>223713466>Andy Basedson
>>223713466Queer Bootlickers are the absolute worst
Frankie has unironic mental issues you can't spiral that much from single comments and be mentally stable.
They need to start pranking Frankie fr, the FAGGOT must be PUNISHED
>>223713530not even what she said either
>>223713466
>>223713342Realistically it would be Philip if anyone. Wish he'd hurry up and do it already.
>>223713466Gas all simp enablers of the gynocentric society
Frankie just needs a good cock up his arse and he'll feel better.
>>223713342>closetHe was literally crying about being gay in week 1 and he "came out"
Frankie, Harry, Rhianna, Catrin, Rob and Yasmin are all shallow as a puddle NPC fucking retardsReally dire cast this year when you look at it
>>223713798The classic case of Big Brother happened where all the entertaining ones got voted out and you're left with the boring people doing nothing. This is almost every year. The troublemakers go first.
>>223713725He came out only to Big Brother, not the housemates themselves.
AH ENT FO KEN LAI EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Yasmin could winAaaand Gemma's gone full retard.
>>223713827Pauline and Johanne were repulsive like Twinks which is worse than being a braindead NPC
>Arrive>Take money>Eat Lynx's dinner>Positivity!>Leaves
>>223714121
>The last series where 4 women were evicted consecutively was 2013My series!
>>223714610unironically based GC
>David Gest died three months after the DAVID's DEAD memeEbin.
Imagine Omar on Group Chat calling GK and Kate a bitch and cunt. Shit'd be so fucking kino.
>Frankie finally comes out>It's to Yasmin aloneIt's fucking nothing. Wake me when he's offering his angus to Phillip.
>>223714889Telling them to cover up
