Lea fucking Seydoux did this?
>>223716567Got the joke OP , very good.
I hate this French bitch so much, her ugly French face, that stupid French gap in her teeth, that stupid French look she always has, her dumb French accent, she has the middest French body ever, sick of people constantly pushing this French slag on us, she's not even a good actress. Fuck I hate her.
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has Lea Seydoux ever looked like she was was glad to be here?I assume she either always has something else she'd rather be doing, or she has never enjoyed a moment of life.
>>223716567I haven't seen a single thing she is in but I love her solely because of that picture where she is signing her nude.
nasty feet, nasty skinshe looks like the greasy male kid in my gradeschool with disgusting oily hair who infamously shat himself and smelled like shit in classlong dirty nails, unwashed, picked his nose, everything about this kid was just fucking grossshe looks like him
>>223716567She did. So did i. So did you.We all did anon. Time to wake up though. Join the revolution.
>>223716567clever girl
Seems to be a lot of seething women in this thread but they're right to call her uglyBut they're probably even uglier She looks like the come and see kid here kek
>>223716567women live like this and see no problem with it
>>223716567She is beautiful, hot, good actress and literally all of her films are kino. Probably the best nepobaby.
>>223720285It’s a meme you ass. I’m impressed you put this much effort into it though.
>>223719069That's how every Parisian is.
>>223716567Is she the ginger American version of lea?
>>223720407Lea is the American version of Lea, she is an international treasure. This ginger monkey is talentless and ugly.
>>223720447Has she escaped dystopian Paris yet? Will she be ok?
>>223720529Honest answers only.
>>223720407Would you compare a dwarf with no curves to Lea? They often don't have the same haircut anyway.
>>223720145fag
she's my favorite actress
>>223719069Weirdly she seemed like the only one who really gave a shit and tried hard in Death Stranding 2.
>>223719069if you're a big enough fan you'd see her having a lot of fun and being really silly with people. i guess she has said that she's really shy around tons of people like at premieres or screenings.
>>223718686>seething over the French>british slangChecks out.
>>223718715okay, i will
>>223716567time is a flat lesbian
>>223716567French women are repulsive.
>say this in an interview >new movie is about a man trapped in lea's body and was adapted specifically with her in mind >lea says it's her favorite and hardest role she's ever doneinteresting
>>223716567Reminder that had she not been born into a very rich family that prepped her for stardom from the very beginning she would have been speaking with a french hood accent and starred into rap music videos, much like adele ended up doing. They protected her from the lower class mindvirus that has been raping european societies for the past 25 years.
>>223725210based schizopost
>>223725210she became famous for being aristocratic French blue blood nobility, she denies it.
lea seydoux the deserving nepo baby
>>223719069Yeah, when she was sucking uncke Terry's cock
>>223716567Fucking kek OP.
>>223725101>hardestprobably the right word
>>223716567>>223717433>>223727299I wish I was cool-enough to get the joke.
>>223720407As in i want to really fuck her? Yes.But Soph needs to do a nude scene this year if she has hope of being seen as a mature actor
>>223725210she's more than that, she is literraly the heir of both Pathe and Gaumont, the two major cinema company in France and Europe. SHe's not a induystry plant, she's an industry product. She didn't sleep with Weinstein, she is the sex toy of her whole family (both side), french government, Epstein (via Jack Lang), the CIC, the whole Cannes cirlcle and Canal+. She is the biggest whore of all, and can't even fucking act
french women owe me sex
My french gf has giant booba but says she doesnt want to breastfeed when she has children. She also has talked about getting a breast reduction due to occasional back pain like the other women in her family have (they are all well endowed despite not being fat). She just runs for exercise so I suggested doing strength training to make her back and lower body stronger before resorting to surgery but she says she doesnt want to go to the gym. French girls are hot but seemingly kind of lazy. Its a cultural thing. Idk how to fix it.
it's women in general
>>223718715you know what? i will
>>223728151True Detective S01E04
>>223718715you sound very convincing
>>223725004
>>223716567Why do women keep cutting their hair short? They look so fucking awful cosplaying Elliot Page.
>WERE NOT GONNA GIVE YOU THAT OSCAR DESPITE YOU CLEARLY GIVING AN HONEST REACTIONbravo pizzafaggot
>>223720407They should have sex with each other for my benefit.
She can “Seydoux” (seduce) my penis!
>>223716567She always looks so sad, so french.
>>223732447
>>223732447She grew up knowing she was among the last generation of true French, and by the time she's a granny the country will be Muslim again.
>>223718686Absolutely SEETHING angloid.
>>223718686you don't get it>>223718715this guy gets it
>>223716567You'll post this again.
>>223716567based
>>223725101Autoandrophilia is one of those things I just can't wrap my head around.
>>223729904Just have her pump or something. Their nipples get weird when they breastfeed.
>>223718715French girls have hairy armpits sadly
>>223734488>sadly
>>223734239I cant remember when she said when I suggested this, something about how some moms have problems producing milk I think. Also its not an option if they get reduction surgery iirc. She also wants to wait until early-mid 30s to have kids, and thinks that its not a problem to have kids when youre older. I work in HFT and she makes very little compared to me but still doesnt like the idea of putting her career on hold for a few years being a stay at home mom. It seems to me that many french women do not hold motherhood or the traditional responsibilities of it in very high regard.
>>223734488All girls have hairy armpits, anon. A lot of them remove the hair though.
>>223725101This gives me the impression that she tries to punish vulnerability in men by making then subjugated.
>>223718686still the only good to come out of dubai mission impossible, for one shining moment they didn't have to resort to evil white man villain and she played the part perfectly until they had to quickly write her off or she'd steal the entire show. and then tom cruise was like yeah I think I need to change director every movie because everything needs to be me me me and my stunts like hes trying so pathetically hard to be the likes of jackie chan
>>223734691I've never been to France but the women here are the same way. I'm talking to 30 year olds that say they're not ready for kids or to settle down. It's funny because the only guys that are still single at that age are fat as fuck and already have kids. They think they're just going to settle down and crank out kids within a year but the only guys left are unattractive to them. I'm in the same boat as a man and it's slim pickings out there. I know people act like all women are queens but these bitches are nasty. They're not even charming personality-wise. Can't cook for shit, can't clean, can't do anything but spend money.
>>223734843>people act like all women are queensnot for a long time
>time is a fat bitch
>>223735027I see it every day in person and online.
>>223716567she's inferior to sophie
She looks fragile (but not that fragile)
>>223734843This is a female positive thread if you havent noticed
>>223725101What a great couple we would make
>>223725101>leon seydoux incoming
>>223736296I just look at the pictures mostly. I'm positive about Lea Seydoux if that helps.
I want to have sex with her, if you grasp my innuendo
>>223735530No, you're just wanting to be 'right' on 4chan. What you're saying is plainly ridiculous, and so are you. Nobody has sanctified women, ESPECIALLY online in many, many years.
>>223725101the inverse hunter.
>>223737582Literally earlier today there was a thread like that. There's probably one up now if I check the catalog. I don't know why you're trying to lie to me.
>>223716567>time is a Fatwa
>>223737652I'm 110% sure there wasn't. The best case scenario was a thread where some guy wanted to sniff an actresses anus and you decided to willfully misinterpret that sort of lust posting as 'acting like women are queens', and the more likely scenario is you just made it up. We're ten years into onlyfans and hook up apps, nobody thinks women are queens. Women drink piss - their own, a strangers - for like $50.
>>223716567What the fuck?! She shits from there you sick fuck!
>>223718686>>223718715I'm french and my girlfriend is french, we are both white (if you want to know how white she is directly descended from slavers on her father's side), I could not be happier about being with her
>>223738344French women are amazing I think the French have the Montreal side and the New Orleans side to each of them, they have to choose which to try.
>>223718715I wish
Peak Leah Seydoux was one of the most attractive women out there. It's true that she does not have a beautiful smile, she looked great sad or full of contempt towards the lower classes. She was born to suffer.
too bad wes anderson probably burned a bridge with her. she was always pretty in his movies
>>223734239What if I like weird? What if I'm.......adventurous?
>>223732756>muslimbrown consumerist liberals*no israel, islam is not our greatest enemy, you are
>>223735593Who isnt?
>>223716567>Let me out! Let me outExclaims my cock, trying to jump out of my boxers to get at that Seydoux character
>>223718715yes sir
>>223720285I just watched Crimes of the Future and I can assure you it was not kino
she has multiple movies where she puts her feet in a dude's face. why do you think that is?
>>223728151>REEREE MEGADOODOO DID THIS
>>223741567Filtered by late Cronenberg metaphysical kino, many such cases.
>>223728151usually is posted when lea is. this is a very split board on lea
>>223741778It means she likes to put her feet in dudes' faces
>>223718715this
>>223741995I'd smell her feet. I mean why not? She's hot enough for it.
>>223716567what do her thighs taste like?
>>223742234I'd do that and also other things
>>223728459It's not that different from old timey starlets like Ingrid Bergman and Audrey Hepburn who descended from royalty. Wealth, when handled correctly, really can save you from a life of complete ignorance, but you can't really even hint at that anymore so you get these cases of ultra rich kids who are embarrassed about their heritage
>>223720407red is the coolest color featuring sophia
>>223742472Ok and? Hated those too. Fuck them all.
>>223718686She is so hott.proud white American and parent
the bare minimum of lea posts in here
The Beast was kino but i think i like The Lobster even more because she's mean in it
Lea Seydoux < Ludivigne Sagnier < Sophie Marceau < Laetitia Casta < EvaThere, I said it
>>223738959Remind me again what the muslims did with the commies in Iran after the revolution you dumb leftie dipshit?
>>223745383based
>>223718686You sound like you're madly in love with her.
>>223745383>Ludivigne Sagnieryou can't be serious nigga
>>223716567How well do you think she Seydoux dick?
>>223718686based, fuck this frenchie with her annoying ass face
>>223718686Throwing all that smoke and you didn't mention her muttoid brown baby, curious.
>>223745567faggot #1
>>223745708retard
