https://variety.com/2026/film/global/the-beatles-films-producer-on-releasing-four-movies-at-once-1236909058/Which one will flop the hardest, and why is it Ringo's?
Who gives a nigger shit.
>>223722182why the fuck would you ever consider doing thisremember when kiss tried to put out 4 solo albums at once and they all flopped hard
>>223722199We get to see Anna Sawai's tits, so there's that.
>>223722199This. Beatles are cringe boomer shit.
you MIGHT have gotten this to sell in the 60's or the 70's but not nowone film about all of them would have been fine and covered it just fine, why is this even necessary
Truly a legendarily awful idea
This will be bigger than Barbenheimer
>>223722239There hoping it will be a global viral trend or some shit>Did you do the 4 movie challenge?>Which was your favorite, only vote if you've seen all 4 films>Who else saw all 3 movies in one day at your local AMC Etc
>>223722182>All four 'Beatles' biopics will be released simultaneously on April 7, 2028It's been like 10 fucking years since they started making these movies.
>>223722400check'd; they DO realize these fucking tickets are like $20 a piece, yes, nobody spending fucking $80 on this shit
who the fuck wants to see a ringo biopic lol
>>223722204Yeah but other Ace Frehley, Kiss suck and are terrible musicians.
>>223722239>one film about all of them would have been fine and covered it just fine, why is this even necessaryIt would be better as a tv series with each episode centered around one of The Beatles.
>>223722465yeah, but, I completely agree
and still no hitler biopic
>>223722487^^^^^^^^^^^^^anything but expecting this shit to do anything but hugely backfire, who is going to go to any of them but John's for the price, and even then just the audacity of trying to make you spend all that money to see all 4 of them is going to be a huge turn off
>>223722400This, they're going for Barbenheimer 2.0, only totally inorganic
>>223722492Someone will make it with AI eventually, and it's going to be kino
>>223722199>Woman Is The Nigger of the World.
>>223722507I'll watch all the flicks but I ain't paying for any of them.Also, after watching the 900 hour long "Get Back" documentary Peter Jackson, (didn't pay for that either) it's obvious that The Beatles were just Paul McCartney's backing band.
>>223722182will this go down as the worst entertainment business decision of the 21st century?
>>223722616>make 4 films for the cost of 1.5who knows
>>223722597>after watching the 900 hour long "Get Back" documentarythank you for reminding me I've never watched thatby that time John was mostly checked out but you can't discount John, Paul's shit on his own is always so saccharine your teeth hurt
>>223722182I want to watch them all in a marathon but I don't want to go to a theater to do so
he's a really good musician but a shit lyricist most of the time, some exceptions aside
Can't wait for the scene where three of the beatles masturbate together when they are young
The only beatles I care about are paul and george
>>223722584You know now that I think about it that makes a lot of sense. Even in countries where there no niggers there are still women impulsively committing violent crimes against vulnerable groups.
>>223722657wonder if they'll touch John & Eppy's "vacation"
real interesting and timely surname
damned if there isn't somewhat of a familial resemblance too now that I'm looking
>>223722597Poor Paul lived to see Here Comes the Sun become far and away the most popular Beatles song.
>>223722446I live in New York and regular tickets are about $16. Is this bullshit averaging in the retarded RPX and other overpriced shit only dumb fucks pay for?
>>223722182Yall know theres a comic called the fifth BeatleIts boring as fuckDont read it
>>223722514Barbenheimer itself was completely inorganic you fucking mongWe were meant to be the chosen generation, immune to propaganda but instead we fell for this bullshit glowie forced meme
>>223722738that art looks great at least
>>223722182Who will they find with a flat enough ass to play yoko ono?
>>223722670>>223722691>>223722702>>223722738Qrd?
>>223722182>>BOOMER SLOPthe Beatles had one decent song but it was full of propaganda, you know the one, that lower than whores love sing for social media clout and get movie roles
>Pay full price to see John Lennon's biopic>It ends midway through
>>223722182I love the Beatles and even I don't care about this. There's already so much Beatles media, I really doubt these movies will have anything interesting to say or will say it in an interesting way. I'd watch another 8 hours of Get Back in a heartbeat, but I probably won't even see a single one of these. Might pirate the Ringo one just for a laugh. I don't know, I don't really get who they're for. Normies don't care about the Beatles anymore, and Beatles fans have way more interesting content available.
>>223722729generic search result frendo>>223722762the 'fifth beatle' was the producer George Martin, that wrote a bunch of stuff like the orchestral parts and directed things, unrelated to Brian EpsteinEpstein was their original manager and in love with John, the reason he did italso the reason they got famous, since he would go around buying up all the copies of their singles to get them on the sales chartshim & John took this vacation together and supposedly slept togetherhe ended up mismanaging the fuck out of their licensing, costing them like several hundred million dollars, in the 60's; they fired him, he killed himself
>2030>/tv/ house>"I don't know man I feel like The Wings spin-off easily BTFOs Ringo 2. Ringo 2 is the worst in the BCU"
>>223722876lol
>>223722876Ringo 3 is gonna be kino though, it's gonna cover his alcoholic years. people are finally gonna learn who the real wife beater in the Beatles was.
this would have been better off as a series with 12 episodes
I'm still so confused how they time these types of things.There never seems any rhyme or reason to when they decide on it.
>>223722907I heard there's a Yoko after credit scene
No person in this world can blackpill you about the beatles as much as a beatles shill. The more obsessed on making you like them, the blackest the pill.https://youtu.be/tE85_cUIGxY?feature=shared
>>223723307nobody said you have to like them, the shit is ancient
>>223722597Wings were Linda McCartney's backing band
>>223723307makes me want to kill myself like that breaking bad actor just did
>>223722738He'll never be Pete Best
