Why shouldn’t it? Why does everything have to be disingenuous, insincere millennial cringecore ironyslop?
>>223727847It’s an advertisement for a video game. Who cares about sincerity?
>>223727847>and is a total blast!so it's utter shit then. I'm not surprised.
Callina Lang needs my fat white cock deep inside her pussy
>>223727847Because SF's story doesn't take itself seriously.
>>223727847Wait, didnt we already have this movie this year with Karl Urban?
>>223727847GOTTA LOVE THE CODESTER!
>>223727847Bathos is for city dwelling faggots
>>223727847All genXers are mentally broken faggots unable to appreciate things which are good for what they are
>>223727847Is this really the hottest asian chick they could find? Reminds me of that fat live action Avatar chink.
>>223727847It’s ironic because the movie is actually taking SF seriously.
Why do they keep saying blast?
>>223727950They think sincerity is gay
>>223727959She definitely has the body shape of Chun Li. But yeah, her face could be better.
>>223727847The games aren't exactly Shakespearean tragedies anon.
I want cammy thigh kino even if the actress they hired was a stupid choice (attractive irl, uncanny by putting her in whiteface makeup)
>>223727997She looks way too young for Chunners but she has a very pretty face. And the body is admittedly nice but she could use a lot more muscle and fat and hair.
>>223727997ABCs are just built different. You won’t find an actual Asian with the body type of Chun-Li but there’s no American-Asian with her face either. It must be all the growth hormones and hfcs in American slop.
>>223727868>Who cares about sincerity?I do
>>223728018>movie is already diverse>put a heckin valid woman in whiteface makeup rather than changing cammy's ethnicity>cammy wearing the most revealing and degrading/humiliating outfitGod knows why they didn't simply cast a blonde white woman
>>223727847Because it's made from a wacky video game with wqcky characters.
>>223727847The original movie may have had the shittiest acting and story in movie history, but it'll always be better due to having one of the best lines in movie history. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVzAMmpMra8
>>223727950EVERYTHING HAS TO BE QUIRKY CYNICAL JADED AND SARCASTIC
>>223728021Chun Li was originally born in 1968 and Street Fighter 2 took place in current year, which was 1991. She should be early 20s.
>>223728039>ABCsWut
>>223727847The chun li's thighs are indeed incredible, kudos to them. But she can't act for shit, she looks more like shrieking nagging chinese shrew wife than the cute little "YATTA!" girl from the japanese gamebut i guess you can't get a chick with thunder thighs AND have her act, so whatever
>>223728058I had a good time with it but I have also never played a SF game so lack of fidelity obviously didn't bother me.Obviously Bison carried the movie. Not only the scene you posted but also where he gives a dramatic villain monologue but is oblivious to how insane he sounds before it cuts to one of his henchmen crying saying his speech of beautiful and the black guy giving him the stink eye
>>223728045>cammy wearing the most revealing and degrading/humiliating outfitsaid no straight man ever
>>223728082Raul Julia was the only A-list actor in the cast, and he brought his A-list skills with him.
>>223728072That's fine, I just like the older depictions personally. In SF2 she already looks 10 years older than that.
>>223728085I love Cammy's outfit, it's kino especially as legs/thighs are my favourite part of a woman, but I'm trying to think from *their* perspective. I would imagine they'd see it as degrading and would be fine but it on a white woman but not a valid BIPOC
>>223728082>Bison carried the movie.>dramatic villain monologueThat's kind of a recurring adaptation thing. Raul Julia played Bison in the old movie and chewed up the scenery, the cartoon payed homage to that by also giving the character a similar, but different, like about mocking Chun Li's dead father.
>>223728085Cammy's main issue is that she doesn't have pussy hair spilling out of the leotard.
>>223728104>but I'm trying to think from *their* perspective. I would imagine they'd see it as degrading and would be fine but it on a white woman but not a valid BIPOCSounds more like you're just imagining things to get worked up about
>>223728082>>223728106oh nevermind i thought you were talking about the new one
>>223728058I don't know why there's always a retarded storyline. It's just people fighting. If it had been made in the '80s they would have done an excellent job with it. For being based on a beat 'em up there's relatively little fighting in it.It's like Bloodsport or Lionheart (aka AWOL) except with an ip attached. It's the kind of thing that's impossible to fuck up, but they fuck it up every time anyway.
>>223727847>Why shouldn’t it?Because its Street Fighter. Its a game about crazy characters beating the crap out of each other with semi magical martial arts moves in a world fighting tournament run by a despotic madman.You want to see a serious take on that or you want to have some fun with an inherently silly premise?
>>223728122>>I don't know why there's always a retarded storyline. It's just people fighting.MK2 is really good in that regard.
>>223727847>insincereThe review said "seriously" not "sincerely." You do know those words mean different things right?
>>223728068This is the mindset of your average man who suffered all possible hardships and disappointments from both communism and wild capitalism on the east side of the Iron Curtain.GenX is not a generation. It's a state of mind. A shitty one.
>>223728120No I'm more puzzled why they didn't simply cast a white woman, given the actress was put in whiteface makeup anyhow. The actual actress is attractive in real life but in this new movie she looks uncanny because of it
>>223728128moral kombat managed it just fine. so serious, for sure
>>223728121They cast the from TDK and DUNC which is weird. He's a good actor and I like him but he's more sneering creepy beta villain that alpha chad
>>223727847>it's bad because of something a random nobody that no one's ever heard of on twitter wrote>disingenuous, insincere millennial cringecore ironyslopThose are your words, dipshit, and they make you a retarded faggot. Every single word you wrote makes you a colossal irredeemable shiteating faggot. You don't know anything about the movie, you just GUESSED based on HALF A FRAGMENT OF A SENTENCE SOME GUY ON TWITTER WROTE.Literal human trash. Golem NPC. You will never be conscious.
>>223728138>This is the mindset of your average man who suffered all possible hardships and disappointments from both communism and wild capitalism on the east side of the Iron Curtain.I'm that guy and I just want normal movies without all that shit dude?
>>223727950>random stupid statement with no evidence while you haven't seen the movie>>223728068>random stupid statement with no evidence while you haven't seen the movie>>223728138>random stupid statement with no evidence while you haven't seen the movie
>>223728159>>223728181they have about a 90% chance of being correct according to my analysis
>>223727847Why shouldn't the movie based on a cartoonish fighting game be serious? Are you autistic or just stupid?
>>223728194Every single thing you're seething about is based on a misinterpretation of what the movie is because you guessed based on what some "twitter reviewer" wrote. He said the "movie doesn't take itself seriously" and you exploded in heaving, hysterical, hyperventilating rage about it all being "ironic quirk chungus" or whatever. The twitter guy was a moron and you are exponentially worse for just taking what he said on pure faith and letting it take complete control of your emotions.TLDRTOO LONG FOR YOUR NITWIT BRAIN TO READ: YOU'RE RETARDED AND YOUR SHIT'S FUCKED UP
>>223727847Sincerity is cringe. Whedon style self indulgent snark is what the braindead like.
>>223728217no, i just know that the director is the director and writer from the eric andre show thing. chances are they will be correct
the movie takes reproducing the game very seriouslyit's literally "what fans have been begging for for decades from a video game movie, the movie"
>>223728154Mortal Kombat has more interesting lore than Street Fighter does.
>>223727847If a pro wrestler and twig legs are the highlights then this movie is certified trash
>>223728163Good. The system failed to demoralize you at least in this aspect.
>>223727847>Street Fighter “doesn’t take itself seriously”So it's dogshit, got
>>223727950Fuck off, irony poisoned insincere mental midget
When was Street Fighter this serious business story? Do share. Also, cartoon violence is not that serious when the point is to make everyone have over-the-top fights for fun.
>>223728530Fucking make a normal movie played straight, retard
If it took itself seriously, all of the characters would be dead or in prison.
>>223728547the games themselves are filled with stupid gags though
>>223728547Where is the fun in that?
Ah yes, serious gritty franchise: Street Fighterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrgPNAI4tEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJm9V6QhnY0
>>223727847This bitch is extremely hideous
>>223728021>very pretty faceBegging you to get your life together. That's fucking pathetic. Your bar is in fucking hell.
>>223728547You're an actual retard.
>>223728076american born chinese
>>223727847who can make Cammy justice?
>>223728808
>>223728817
>>223727847Doesn't take itself seriously could be a good or bad thing depending on what exactly it means
Chun Li naked butt in shower scene
>>223728834Imagine an entire movie but it's all rob schneiderthat's what it usually means
>>223728830>>223728817>>223728808>assfaggotryno thanks
>>223728640The fun is in watching a movie that is not retarded millennial shit>>223728578kys>>223728716cope
>>223728021>Use more muscleGod damn it's too much as it is. But I'm not gay so what do I know
>>223728808No oneI would have liked to have seen Candice Swanepoel in her prime do it though.
>>223728834Has never not meant "dogshit" in modern movies?
>>223729121>SF6 hideous look and designIf that's your desk, you are not a fan
>>223729154Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're jewish.
>>223729107you don't play video games.
>>223728808>>223728817>>223728830that's one shitty ass
>>223728259Is it really more interesting or is it just more?
>>223729255>subnormal fake fanqed
>>223729275>U DINDO PLAY/READ/WATCHStock leftard rebuttal
>>223729536i accept your concession
>>223727997I will hnnnng for that
>>223729549>stock leftard behavior Kek
>>223728259Ching chong ping, you are a warrior selected to fight and protect your realm! There is a tournament with strict rules and if someone wants to conquer your realm they fight you and other selected warriors! These are the rules and must be followed or the gods will become upset. Yes the enemies cheat all the time and the gods don't do anything about it, but we must adhere to the rules or the gods will get mad. Oh no Chang pow dong song died, he was another of our greatest warriors! It's ok though he is not a revenant and can fight anyways!
>>223727997I don't find her very attractive but I like that she actually seems invested in the role she's playing. Almost everyone else looks like they showed up for a paycheck or they're Jason Momoa.
>>223727847let me guess, Callina Liang gets like 90% of the screen time.Just like in Mortal Kombat movie.
>>223727918That was mortal combat. Street Fighter is the Raul Julia OF COURSE movie
>>223727847Will he live up to the Raul Julia performance?
When Mahvel?
>>223727847>why doesn't anyone take a movie about a video game seriously?video games are toys, elaborate, expensive toys. the "story" and "lore," such as they are, of the game only serve to explain why the colorful racial stereotypes are shooting firewalls at each other. To demand a mature, sincere, serious look at what is effectively a complex game of Rock Paper Scissors is indicative of your own shallow culture. the thing you demand be an uplifting tour de force is an adaptation of a fucking video game. listen to yourself, develop a sense of fucking shame, and get a real hobby
>>223729656Kitana has been an MK priority lead for many entries. Second to only Liu in importance.
Street Fighter deserves better than fucking Cody Rhodes with a wig
I guess no blonde blue eyed white women exist anymore so they had to Hapawash Cammy??Fucking ridiculous. And not watching.
>>223727847>millennial cringecore ironyslopNone of these words are in the Bible.Zoomers talk in deranged buzzwords then complain that millenials are supposedly insincere. It's zoom zooms who are on ten levels of irony all the fucking time. You made sincerity insincere. When you're sincere you don't fucking conceptualize something being sincere or not, you just fucking do it. Yes, a Street Fighter movie will have silly jokes in it, because it's a silly movie. That is literally the definition of taking something straight and being honest and sincere.
>>223729708not necessarily true, but it is true for Street Fighter. It has only ever been stupid colorful characters hitting each other, with some vague and unimportant plot.
>>223727997She's got the thighs, that's the most important thing.
>>223729682Yeah some bloated gay nerd will definitely be just like Bison idiot.
>>223729819Hey I'm not bloated
>>223728259>Mortal Kombat has more interesting lore than Street Fighter does.>>223729444>Is it really more interesting or is it just more?There's another dimension full of monsters and robots trying to conquer Earth. Yeah, I'd say there's considerably more material there to play around with than a rogues gallery fighting tournament. Honestly most of the deep lore for Street Fighter is contrived, weirdo bullshit that would never interest a normie audience.I mean seriously you really think anyone wants to see the bottom two cluster fuck designs in this pic on film? Half the stuff they added after Street Fighter 2 is garbage. There are some good characters in there too; but there's also pic related.
>>223729711there's been a trend in movies where they bait and switch the main protagonist.in the MK movie, it was marketed that Johnny Cage was gonna be the main character, Same thing in Tron Ares and a bunch of other stuff.I get the feeling the Street Fighter movie will be less about Guile/Ryu/Ken and more about Chun-li.Women leads are very risky/unprofitable so I can see why/how they do the bait & switch to try to sneak & shape it into their story.
>>223729847I wonder what the lore is going to be like by Street Fighter 7. How will they justify Chun-li being 70 years old and still looking like she's in her 30's?
>>223727847That whole description reads like this
>>223727997what gets me is she built up her legs while maintaining RIPPED AF absshes so hot
