Here is your new X-Files Mulder and Scully!
i like that guy he was on tenet and other stuff
station eleven reunion
Why does Coogler always look so zesty?
>>223736257what sort of far-left narratives do you think they will discover in the x-files?
I'm not watching some fucking shitjeet.
Did the paki get his fucked up teeth fixed yet?
I shant watch
>>223736257> Small chicken wings> Tyrone Bruckman's Final Sentence
As of this moment, I am reopening the Buck Files
The Colt 45 drinking man
>>223736375More like the Izzat Files
Did you guys know the real life Scully and Mulder were 2 Navajo rangers called Jonathan Dover and Stanley Milford Jr? They've been on some shows but I'd love a fictionalized X-Files type show about them
>>223736413The N-Files
>>223736362>Folie Apu
inb4ing smoke detector mystery
>>223736299>aliens (both kind) good>conspiracy theories bad>whitey bad>communism goodThe usual.
>>223736454Haha scully can't hear the chirp
Why do we still go over this same routine constantly. >DEI/Black guy gets the chance to direct a beloved IP>Cast nothing but minorities >It comes out and bombs because of that>They scream people are racists n shieet >IP gets cancelled and shelved I almost think it’s on purpose to get rid of IPs people actually like and not the new shit.
>>223736257*in the X-Files theme*Bix noo noo noo noo noooooooooooNood nood nood nood nood
>>223736503The point is to keep the IP in the public consciousness. Nobody cares about the reboot but people are going back and rewatching the original.
>Beloved IP from 10 to 30 years ago....BUT NOW THEY'RE ALL BLACK/GAY/WOMEN!!!The unbridled creativity of Leftists...
>The Post-Modern Australopithecus
>>223736257Another one season flop.
>>223736257>OOOOOOOOOO LAWD DEM FILES
>>223737045lol
>D'wayne Burry
>>223736257they investigate so called black inventionsthey never find one
>Casting Indian Mulder and Scully>Just in time for the Nigger/Jeet civil warLol
>Fearful Niggadry
>>223736257They didn't even have brown people in the 90s. Immersion broken.
The DMX-Files
>>223736257why dont niggers just make something of their own instead of : take white people brand, insert black people.
>>223736299Evil white men rule the world
“I’m doing the only thing I can do Agent Mukherjee, I’m re opening The N-Files.”
>>223739285
>>223738910>niggers run the media
>>223736440
>>223737101I started re-watching S1 on Friday just for kicks. I won't even give this steaming pile a hate-watch.
>>223736299>The x file is racism>That's it
>>223739804>canonically unsolved cases started ending up in the 'X' file because they ran out of space in 'U'>turns out most of those cases were deliberately unsolved because racism
All syndicate members will be white now.No more black guy working with Mulder as an informant.
This show will produce so many funny memes. Like the Lord of dem rangz.
>>223736266He had a great career turning up in lots of things. I hope this doesn't backfire and ruin his reputation
>>223736387Now he smokes menthols
I'm almost impressed at how leftists LARP that this guy is an auteur. Three-fifths (heh) of his films are literally franchise films.Milking IP is literally bottom of the barrel shit,
Exploring native american cryptids and reservation shit could be comfy, like that one indian detective book series. They're not named 'Mulder' and 'Scully' so I don't care about that. But I guess 45% of X-files was sculder sexual tension shit
>>223739895>>canonically unsolved cases started ending up in the 'X' file because they ran out of space in 'U' >>turns out most of those cases were deliberately unsolved because racismWait, actually, that sounds kind of interesting, lol.
>>223736503>Why do we still go over this same routine constantly.>>DEI/Black guy gets the chance to direct a beloved IP>>Cast nothing but minorities>>It comes out and bombs because of that>>They scream people are racists n shieet>>IP gets cancelled and shelvedName three
Evil cannot create, it can only distort and pervert what has been created by the forces of good
>>223740518Stop making excuses for goyslop. It's just gonna be a bunch of left-wing social critiques on America a la Sinners.
That’s just what the FBI looks like now I’m afraid
>>223740685Real life became a Harold Covington novel so gradually, I barely even noticed!
>>223736257Murder and Saarythe twist is their names are switched
>>223736257Screencap my prediction: first episode has Muldesh and !Sculleequa go to investigate some evil white folks, but on the way there Muldesh rapes !Sculleequa, shits on her corpse, and redeems them both. The evil white folks turn out to be a married pair of WASPs with three kids. The dad's a working class blue collar joe, the mom's a medical office assistant, and the kids attend elementary school normally.
>>223740561"!Sculleequa, why are we to being investigating so many of your people?""Ayo sheeit Muldesh alla deez unsolved crimes be rayciss an sheeit.""!Sculleequa they are all to being from the Joe Biden administration. Perhaps they were doing the needful to deliberately bring down crime statistics.""Aw hell naw Muldesh there ain't no way all deez future doctors an engineers coulda did deez crymez, 's all whitey an sheeit.""!Sculleequa . . . this X-File . . . shows you redeeming a pair of Asians during Covid!!!"
>>223740569Willow. Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Star Wars: The Acolyte.
Episode one is just about the X-File of a $500 Google Play gift card going missing.
>>223736257is that the guy from station elevenhe was pretty good in it
>>223736257I know what you're trying to do but the FBI is an Indian organization now so cope and seethe
>>223736257Why are they always bald? I don't care about skin colour but why do they always have to be so ugly.
>>223741088why is this guy in permanent shock
>>223736257You know Hollywood is just fucking with us now, right? They know we know. That's the point - proving they can and don't care what we think because their agenda is more important than profit.
>>223741164You could call it a spook.
>I’m closing the X-Files>*filming with phone* yo watchyu say raciss ass cracka you really jus say dat say it gain>I’m reopening the X-Files
>>223736362>thoughts of a menthol smokin' nigga
>>223742993>E.B.T.
>Based on previous reports, Gillian Anderson spoke with Coogler about the project and has read the pilot script. I guess I can mention this now, so SPOILERS AHEAD: what I've heard is that David Duchovny's Mulder and Anderson's Scully do, in fact, show up in the pilot.>Based on what I’ve heard, this ‘X-Files’ pilot plays like a movie. It was shot on 65mm film by his "Sinners" DP, Autumn Durald Arkapaw, fresh off her Oscar win.https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/10/13/ryan-cooglers-the-x-files-officially-picked-up-to-series-by-hulu
>>223736440Came here for this.
>>223736257JFC this is so stupid. The industry's only ideas are "Remake that old successful but just cast non-whites as the beloved main characters."
Why is Coogler always doing that pouty faggot face expression now?
>Black woman>Indian manLiterally the two most hated demographics in the world.
>>223743814Going to bomb harder than anything
