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>>223736707
he’s l ron hubbard in our world
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>>223736707
Accept Christ.
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The tiger is actual Jesus lord of savior
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>>223736707
Aslan is Jesus and if you are girl that cares about nylons and lipsticks it means you are heathen whore that deserves to be left forever alone while the rest of your family dies in a trainwreck. Also your family will call you a bitch in heaven.
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>>223736707
The lion is God, now you may derail your thread into vitriol against christians for the benefits of international jewry.
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He also molested Tolkien's son who went on to be a prolific rapist priest
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>>223736707
Bit bullshit, innit? How come Big J never took me on an adventure when I was but a lad?
Lost himself a believer.
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A lion-faced deity seems more likely to actually be the demiurge. Especially when it seems to dabble with weird illusory pocket dimensions.
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>>223736707
why doesnt aslan send all the athiests to narnia? wouldnt he get more believers that way
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>>223736707
CS Lewis is a cheese ball and while I appreciate children’s literature, his exuberance about being a little Christian boy who believes in Santa Claus is not nearly as inspiring as the same thing from people who have a bit more balls and aren’t just trying to have flights of fancy regarding animal plays about Jesus
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>>223736897
Done that headcase
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>>223736734
kek underrated
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>>223736707
She meant he's David Bowie in our world
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I fucking love the Narnia movies. Just 90 mins of kino PG Lord of the Rings and then right before the end they toss in the obligatory "Btw don't forget C.S. Lewis was a Christian and the Lion is God"
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>>223736762
the new things are false eyelashes and fingernails so they don't have to groom themselves, just wear toupees on their fingers and eyes
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>>223736707
I really don't like this angle.
I'm okay with ole Az being a representation of Christ, but canonizing Jesus as a cartoon lion is iffy to me
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>>223736707
Actual grooming.
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>>223736707
This was an attempt to brainwash children by making Jesus pg friendly. He's not a depressing dead guy on a cross, he's a cuddly lion. Sickening.
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CS Lewis was a goddamn Welsh freak and a fake Christian. He constantly wrote about how much he hated white people and preferred the company of filthy Micks. Literally the second scene in the movie is a little girl getting drugged and raped by a mythical rapist creature. Welsh and Irish and Celtoids are not human.
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>>223736869
I figure the idea was to take those concepts away from the gnostics.
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This is canon btw.
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>>223737260
no. look up "Oxford Movement." In the 19th century a bunch of Oxford scholars were basically like "oh wait protestantism is actually fucking retarded" so you subsequently got a bunch of these fake Welsh/Jewish elites and scholars fake converting to Catholicism to try to subvert it from the inside, as well of course as atheist freaks converting" to anglicanism/reforming anglicanism in various ways to defuse things. This lead directly to Vatican II, which was essentially the Anglican takeover of Rome.
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I always found it kinda hard to take a whole fantasy setting that only existed for around 2,500 years seriously
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>>223736707
His name in our world? Joseph Stalin.
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>>223737316
>basically like "oh wait protestantism is actually fucking retarded"
Well, they weren't wrong
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>>223736707
What did Aslan mean by this?
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>>223736869
But then there needs to be a separate Christ figure. Aslan can't be the Demiurge and Jesus simultaneously, because Jesus came to help free humanity from the Demiurge.
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>>223736762
Based Lewis
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>>223736756
>based on the word of god
which one? The kike one? The sandnigger one? The space one? The cow intestine living one? The fat one? Which one?
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>The one who releases the Satan equivalent is a brash young boy who refuses to listen to the more rational woman
What did Lewis mean by this, I thought he was sexist
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It means that Jesus is actually God, and the specific form that God took to both create and redeem
"before Abraham was, I AM"
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>>223737372
Islamic release?
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>>223737240
>((()))
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>>223736762
Shane Gillis over here
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>The satyr didn't rape because... IT JUST DOESN'T, OK? IT'S FOR KIDS.
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>>223736707
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>>223737436
>Aslan can't be the Demiurge and Jesus simultaneously
Says who?
>Jesus came to help free humanity from the Demiurge.
Says who?
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>>223738031
Really makes you think
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>>223738074
>But who birthed the Demiurge?
I have a proposal: it is Demiurges all the way down.
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>>223736707
just found out that they made more than one of these movies last week
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>>223738129
I wish that I could help you unknow this.
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>>223738031
Holy molly that sent my sides to Narnia
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>>223736707
>blasphemous fanfic about Christ in a fantasy world
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>>223738031
ZVTT status?
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>>223736707
>In your world, you will come to know me as Altai
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>>223738074
>Says who?
The gnostic gospels that describe Christ as being sent from the Pleroma to enlighten humanity about their divinity and teach them how to live in line with that divinity rather than the corrupt material world.
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Hamfisted Christian Gospel
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>>223738181
The term is apologetics
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>>223737454
All
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>>223738499
If he’s asking those questions it means his soul is nowhere near remembering.
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CS Lewis, apostle of Christ
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>>223738907
Why is he so good?
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>>223736869
What is it with gnosticism and why so much media tries to push it subtlety? Now all the normies are watching Professor Jiang's video and they're all declaring themselves gnostics. Even some animes from Japan that are very successful in the west have a lot of gnostic themes and symbolism. I know something's up.
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>>223738966
It’s a psyop. They’re intentionally muddying the waters to make people think they’re awakening when they’re simply following another of the Demiurge’s systems and continue farming them for loosh. True remembrance happens in silence.
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>JRR Tolkien contributed to CS Lewis converting to Christianity
>My baptist school called Lord of the Rings satanic but had us read all of C.S. Lewis' work
????
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>>223736762
He doesn’t say forever. It’s explained that everyone will eventually make it to narnia/heaven, it will just take some people a bit longer.
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It must be horrible being an atheist.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
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>>223737687
>Lewis is sat down, drinking tea while reading his Bible. When all of a sudden a dark shadow is cast upon him, and the sound of grinding teeth fills the air
>Looking up the offput Lewis sees his dearest friend JRR Tolkien, his face contorted in a red tinged grimace
>”John? Are you alright, you se…”
>Before he can finish Tolkien grabs Lewis by the collar and hoists him onto his feet, putting his face mere inches from Lewis’s
>”SATYR’S RAPE! THEY RAPE CLIVE, IF LUCY MET A REAL SATYR HE WOULD HAVE FUCKED EVERY HOLE ON HER RED AND BLOODY! HE WOULD MAKE HER HIS LITTLE CUMBUCKET AND THEN HE WOULD HAVE FUCKED OFF AND FOUND ANOTHER MAIDAN AND THEN HE WOULD RAPE HER AS WELL!”
>As he screamed spittle covered Lewis’s face, causing him to shut his eyes while the barrage continued, at the end Tolkien dropped him back into the seat and walked away
>In the distance Lewis could hear a faint “FUCKING SECONDARIES!” echo out
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>>223737169
eh, i view it like bruce almighty - He's just taking an appropriate form for whichever situation He is in
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>>223738031
I don't get it
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>>223738966
its just another false belief system invented by jews to keep the goyim away from traditional catholicism (which has nothing to do with that literal nigger in the vatican calling himself a pope)
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>>223739747
It's actually kind of nice. I don't torture myself thinking whether my every action will result in eternal hellfire or eternal heaven. I already know afterlife will be eternal. But there are no specifics.
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>>223738031
If he were momo, he would have been ass-raped by the witch and her minions, and then forced that little girl to be his wife.
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>>223739747
I think the very same way about grown adults who believe a man lived hundreds of years and built a big wooden boat that contained 2 of every species on the planet as it rained for 40 days and flooded the earth.
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>>223739994
it wasn't a boat it was an ark.
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>>223739955
link to video plz
i dont care if its ai
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>>223739920
It is going to be exactly as unspecified as the life you are currently living.
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>>223736707
He meant C.S. Lewis was a repressed homo who fought against his urges his entire life and “Turkish delight” is a euphemism for gay sex.
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>>223736707
CS Lewis was a Protestant Anglican heretic. No salvation outside of THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH, PERIOD
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>>223740018
>Noah's Ark (Hebrew: תיבת נח; Biblical Hebrew: Tevat Noaḥ)[Notes 1] is the boat in the Genesis flood narrative through which God spares Noah, his family, and pairs of each land animal in the world from a global deluge.[1]
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>>223736869
Stop posting pics that portray the demiurge as mean or evil. He’s trying his best :(
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>>223738907
>>223738931
Protestant nonsense. Go to confession and receive the Eucharist.
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>>223736869
>>223736869
meds time.
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>>223740118
I am so sick of the demiurge
>demiurge this
>demiurge that
just fucking kill the demiurge
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>>223740132
Go tell the old pedophile priest you played with your wiener again, jose.
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>>223740141
Why haven’t you attained gnosis yet if you want him dead so badly?
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>>223740169
I know what gnosis is. And I refuse it, out of hand.
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>>223740022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iY5b4zb_Zk
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>>223740191
Then enjoy your Demiurge lord.
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>>223740169
My dead mother {bless her heart} who died of lung cancer (self-inflicted at 17) achieved gnosis shortly before her death. Her dying words were "I don't want to come back here". I'm sorry, mom. But that may not be up to you.
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>>223740259
True. Praying to shiva she is reincarnated as holy cow, saar.
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>>223739158
retard ass nigga went to a religious school lmao
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>>223740259
fuck this guy and his dead mom hopefully she is reincarnated as a junkie bitch (again lol)
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>>223739776
This and the fact that Tolkien’s life was temporarily ruined by a fangirl who kept attending his esoteric ass lectures are my favorite Tolkien facts.
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>>223736707
>syncretic heresy in disguise
KEK, now I know why Tolkien disliked Narnia.
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>>223736707
dunno probably something about OP sucking cocks
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>>223736762
Kek
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>>223741143
That's certainly part of it. Shouldn't overlook the fact that Lewis was quite amazingly productive while Tolkien himself was almost excruciatingly slow.
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>>223736762
> btw your whore BITCH of a sister is going to hell for an of eternity just in case you wanted to know
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>>223741038
I went to a religious school and it was based, very thankful to my parents for not sending me to the niggercattle feedlot known as public school.
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>>223741206
I never seriously believed that, t b h. Susan can't have been more than 18 when the disturbing news of all those deaths reached her and it's entirely possible that with time she'd rediscover the connection she had to Magical Lion Jesus Land.
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>>223741228
Kan konfirm publik skools are like those videos of cows in the meat factory.
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>>223741196
Tolkien misused his chair at Oxford to write gay midget fanfic when he should have been working.
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>>223739158
>raised in a Jewish household
>not allowed to read Harry Potter because magic is forbidden
>never knew LOTR existed until I was an adult
>not allowed to use electricity on Saturdays, or eat cheeseburgers etc
>was somehow allowed to read Pillars of the Earth, which is Christian and has blowjobs and fucking
>was also allowed to read the Sword of Truth series, which have some heavy BDSM type scenes
>when I'm 10, mom takes me to see The Devil's Rejects. When I'm 12, my dad takes me to watch No Country for Old Men
I don't know what they were thinking.
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>>223741346
>not allowed to read Harry Potter because magic is forbidden
eh, at the same stage in my own life I knew several kids who weren't allowed to have anything relating to Pokemon because "evolution"
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>>223741346
>When I'm 12, my dad takes me to watch No Country for Old Men
He must have been a Serious Man.
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>>223741246
>""The books don't tell us what happened to Susan. She is left alive in this world at the end, having by then turned into a rather silly, conceited young woman. But there's plenty of time for her to mend and perhaps she will get to Aslan's country in the end - in her own way."
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>>223741438
Was really out of character for him honestly, I think it was because my mom used the movie thing during their divorce. Her lawyer argued he was a bad father because he had never taken me to disneyland and didn't know my favorite movie (I didn't have one). But he also read good reviews about it in the newspaper so could've been that too.
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If you like the movie or are curious about the lore I HIGHLY recommend reading the manga of Magicians Nephew
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>>223738031
Kek it’s insaneroni.
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>>223739955
>>223738031
> we are flooded with bullshit ai trash 24/7 threee six five,
> ZERO Mohamed Ai videos
Gets the noggin joggin.
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>>223741346
>>223741426
They tried to stop me from playing pokey-man, but they couldn't. Nothing was going to stop me from doing that. I wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter but I didn't really care, so whatever.
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>>223741346
They let you watch giga kino tho so
Idk bro
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>Narnia
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>>223739776
Who was in the wrong here?
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>>223738031
BEHEAD those who insult ASLAN
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>>223737454
>which one?
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>>223736707
>you may know me better in the human world
how? in human world you can't meet aslan in person
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>>223742925
>prophet Muhammad
>Jesus the messiah
>Buddha the teacher
literally none of them claimed to be a god though
why do retards mistaken them as a god?
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>>223738031
shouldn't he be Allah directly?
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>>223736756
Based
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>>223740132
Your post says nothing at all meaningful and the text in the image is beautiful.

Your behavior is a pathology I see every day on 4chan: seething about something and saying exactly the thing that ensures you won't convince people to take what you want them to think seriously.
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>>223740132
>eucharist
The thing is I've come across Orthodox Christians from Jay Dyer to Clergy talk positively and indeed read long excerpts from CS Lewis more than once. The conclusion here is exactly what I've heard Fr Paul Truebenbach say regarding Hell in a catechism, of course echoing the church fathers, that 'Hell is locked from the inside'. Mere Christianity, The Problem of Pain, just great works. Besides, how prophetic is 'That Hideous Strength'?
https://youtu.be/WDPBashRONI
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>>223739898
>from traditional catholicism
You mean the church that was founded by a literal jew, that worships a literal jew. Sounds like your religion is a bunch of gay jewish nonsense and you should gas yourself along with the jews.
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>>223736881
Atheist reject religion because it holds them to a standard that denies them their degenerate behavior.
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>Trooned out wogspam promoting christianity
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The type of people that can produce something like Narnia don't exist anymore.
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>>223736869
A lion has long been seen as "king of the animals", which are Narnia's primary inhabitants.
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>>223745061
Good. He was a hack.
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Death to all abrahmists
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>>223739776
What was Tumnus' rape policy?
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>>223745061
>doing anything for a daughter
>she didnt even carry his name
Fucking embarrassing
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Lotta demonic seething ITT
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>>223740118
Le sad demiurge
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>>223736707
the question is, why didn't Susan find me, drag me into Narnia, marry me and gave me some magical weapons and armour so we could build up our forces of weird animals then send them on a useless military excursion to earth where they'd be slaughtered in a matter of days leaving Narnia a much more pleasant and empty place.
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>>223736869
I always assumed the Demiurge was a sunflower
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>>223741585
Can I read it without having read the rest of the narnia books? I only read the first one
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>>223744339
Why do most catholic priests rape little boys?
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>>223745167
Goddaughter

Fucking retard
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>>223746678
You meant to say why are most rapist priests catholics. Teachers are 4x likely to be paedophile than a priest
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>>223746710
Why is it okay for catholic priests to rape boys?
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>>223740098
>No salvation outside of THE ONE HOLY APOSTOLIC ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH, PERIOD
Find the Bible passage that gives this authority to Man
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>>223737316
>This lead directly to Vatican II, which was essentially the Anglican takeover of Rome.
huh
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>>223736707
God is Omnipresent
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>>223741246
she'd have to identify the bodies too, seven of 'em
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>>223747080
Would now be the time to point out it was actually *nine* in total (Peter, Edmund, Lucy, Scrubb, Jill, Prof. Kirke, Polly, both of her folks)?
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>>223736707
>>223736897
I know he's highly educated, but Lewis's comprehension is very rudimentary and however far along he got was largely a result of Tolkien's prolonged efforts to sway and give hope to his midwit atheist friend. "Bible analogy but with animals" was the culmination of all that effort from Tolkien, who was genuinely intelligent and well-learned in the esoterics of language and mythology. That was all Lewis could take away from their discussions. Taking the bible literally and making a 1:1 version that's palatable for kids.
Even the Santa thing, he's just shoehorned into the book randomly. Tolkien was an autist and Gandalf was a culmination of his fixation on euro texts, pulled from mythology and history and condensed into one character. And how does that Tolkien autism get regurgitated in Narnia?
>oh right, and here's Santa, because- well it's it's Christmas now and that's Jesu- I mean Aslan's birthday! He gives you gifts! Yay!

It's hard to take his work more seriously than as simple entertainment.
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>>223739776
Rather humourous. Lewis would have called Tolkien "Tollers" though and Tolkien would have addressed Lewis as "Jack".
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>>223747153
>Tolkien was an autist and Gandalf was a culmination of his fixation on euro texts, pulled from mythology and history and condensed into one character
he's an almost whole-cloth borrowing of Odin/Wotan in his guise as "The Wanderer" brah. doesn't need autism to do (Tolkien's autism being of an entirely different sort)
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>>223739776
I think this needs a reference to "Dumbledore said calmly." thrown in too, for good measure.
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>>223747266
>Snape's dick went limp.
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>>223736707
Bro, that's Hitler.
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I hate when story is le allegory for something
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>>223736762
you don't wear nylons and lipstick if you're not having dirty sinful extramarital teen sex, FACT



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