Honestly, I can't believe he is still aliveMeanwhile we have millennials in their 30s dying on a monthly basisAre boomer actors immortal or something?
>>223737179Are you mentally ill?
>>223737179Bill is only 76.That’s 3 years older than The Architect.And 2 years younger than Clint in Gran Torino.70s isn’t that end of life. Plus layer in the best healthcare money can buy and the fact their generation, while it has pitfalls, largely enjoyed non-chemically fucked food and medicine.
>>223737229No, I'm mentally Bill
>>223737337>here's the 76 yo kid I was telling you about
>>223737179He sold his soul to the devil to be funny but since he's never been funny, his soul is in escrow and no one can claim it.
For millennials and zoomers an heroing is legit the best option. The fuck is there to look forward too about getting old now? No retirement, no houses, families are shit, people are shit, it's all shit.
>>223737179It blows my mind that Cucky Nelson is still alive, but all the Superstars of the 80s like MJ, Prince, Whitney Houston, George Michael, David Bowie and Van Halen died long ago. Only Madonna is left.
>>223737667They said this shit to me when I was a teen and I'm married with a house now.....and I'm a pretty big fuck up. Life uhhhh finds a way
>>223737179>Why aren't the people presently in their 30's able to live to 70?
>>223737179They had better childhoods than we did. Boomers vegetables and fruits had twice the nutrition than ours do and millennials did. That great childhood set them up for longevity. Remember to take your vitamins every day because you ain't getting that nutrition naturally.
>>223737179The Dalai Lama promised hin long life and total consciousness upon his death… so he’s got that going for him, which is nice
>>223737179You're only as old as you feel.
Bill Murray in unvaxxed and uncircumcised. He's gonna live forever.
>>223737229Where do you think we are?
>>223738842That sounds terrifying. Fully aware of everything but unable to interact with anything forever. Probably what keeps him alive.
Ahh yes, 30 year olds, previously known for their immortality... nigger
>>223737337He was only 76 you sick fuck
>>223737179Did you hear about the SNL curse? Do you know how many fucking members of SNl died in the 30s and 40s? Lots.I'm surprised he wasn't one of them. >John Belushi: Died at 33 in 1982 from a heroin overdose. Gilda Radner: Died at 42 in 1989 from ovarian cancer. Andy Kaufman: Died at 35 in 1984 from complications of lung cancer. Danitra Vance: Died at 40 (or 35 per one source) in 1994 from breast cancer. Chris Farley: Died at 33 in 1997 from a drug overdose. Phil Hartman: Died at 49 in 1998 after being shot by his wife. Jan Hooks: Died at 57 (exceeds 50). Norm Macdonald: Died at 61 (exceeds 50). The following notable alumni died after age 50 and are excluded from this count:Michael O’Donoghue: Died at 54 in 1994. Charles Rocket: Died at 56 in 2005. Don Pardo: Died at 96 in 2014. George Coe: Died at 86 in 2015. Tom Davis: Died at 59 in 2012. Tony Rosato: Died at 62 in 2017. Dan Vitale: Died at 66 in 2022. Catherine O'Hara: Died at 71 in 2026.
>>223737337>and the fact their generation, while it has pitfalls, largely enjoyed non-chemically fucked food and medicineThis person can't be born earlier than 2004.
Boomers drain the life out of even their golden child millennials eventually.We live in the Boomer Yuga that turned into a simulation on Y2K. The last 26 years haven't been real.
I’m team chevy. Vacation mogs anything Murray did
>>223737179Boomers lived stress free lives growing up playing outdoors and eating home cooked meals free of the poisons their generation would begin introducing to make products cheaper to produce. They also had better doctors and easier access to healthcare. Millennials and to a lesser extend gen x grew up with poison and take out and getting baked by radiation in the form of tvs and computers, and have had to deal with the floodgates of mass foreigner replacement thrust upon them by the boomers and all the stress and loss of quality of life that entails. Zoomers and autists have it even worse, hence why so many people under 30 already look 40+ even if they're still in their teens.
>>223742041I can't imagine how fucked in the head one is from being born post-Y2K. I genuinely feel bad for them. Considering gen x and y and zillennials got mindfucked really really fucking bad and it got even worse after they were done chewing us up and spitting us out.
>>223737179This is the dumbest fucking thread I've seen in years
>>223742126You should consider yourself lucky then.
>>223742096I'd say you missed out on the peak if you were born after 1974 and you have no frame of reference left at all if you were born after 1994 or just can't remember the tail end of Fordism in the 1990s until Clinton and the Republican congress dismantled the very last of it.
>>223737179I'm so glad that makes you seethe you miserable cunt
>>223742314That makes you kind of sad and miserable if that's what you find enjoyment in.
>catched
>>223737598zozzle
