What the fuck were they thinking?
>>223738257they just write shit like this to trigger the chudsyou know why? because chuds will complain online every single day for weeks maybe even months and this ends up giving the show free free advertising
>>223738377>The Acolyte got off to a strong start when it launched June 4 with two episodes, generating 4.8M views in its first day on the streamer to rank as the biggest series premiere on Disney+ this year. The tally rose to 11.1 million views globally after five days of streaming. Corroborating Disney’s data, the series made its debut on Nielsen’s Top 10 originals chart in its premiere week at #7 (488 million minutes viewed), climbing to #6 the following week.>But The Acolyte could not sustain the momentum, dropping out of the Top 10 in Week 3 and staying off before returning after the release of the finale at #10 (335M minutes, believed to be the lowest for a Star Wars series finale).How did that work out?
>>223738452You have to understand it's not about the money anymore. It's about the social programming.
>>223738905Not so bad but still missing the Lucaesthetic
This is now part of Star Wars canonical lore.
>>223739057shouldn't the heat of the LIGHTsaber completely vaporize blood or any fluid?
>>223738377do you spend your entire life obsessing over an imaginary strawman?
>>223738257>Oh? You don't think I can kill this cash cow? Hold my beer....
>>223739057>you have to HURT the kyber crystal to make your lightsaber redabsolute fucking most retarded shit anyone ever stuck in this franchise
>>223738452Worked out well. Shows don't deal with ratings. They deal with engagement as their metrics. That's how they measure success. Once you realize that, all of it makes sense. From Acolyte to Lanterns.
>>223739057So did Windu pour grape drank on his or what? And how do they turn green?
>>223739219>They deal with engagement as their metrics.>"welp, everyone who ENGAGED with it hated it and swore to never buy any merchandise again"
>>223739217what do you expect from aids commies
I forgot that this was why the reason Amandla rage twerked. It was worth it just for that.
>>223739244check'd; aids
>>223739254>stenberg
>>223739219>From Acolyte to Lanterns>>223739219and neither one will get a season 2
>>223739237>Rei's is yellow
>>223739281heh
Today, I will remind themInterviewer:>What’s so interesting about that moment, where Osha kills Sol, is how much is conveyed even while he’s choking on his words. Also... my first thought was, ‘He doesn’t even give her the agency to make this choice herself because he’s accepting his fate.’ It just adds so much more insult to injury. You can’t even let her get a satisfactory kill because you’re like, ‘It’s okay.’ It’s so good!”Headland: >You’re absolutely right. There’s this thing that’s called benign sexism, and part of it is this paternal protectionism — it seems like this good thing, but like you said, there’s this, ‘I have to protect you from everything...’ Ultimately, what happens is — again, this is a father-daughter relationship — as women evolve in their lives and develop their own personalities separate from their fathers, at some point, they have to reject that protectionism. ... I do think when he says, ‘It’s okay,’ I think you’re right. He is imposing on her agency at that point. But I do think, in a weird way, she needed it. She needed his acceptance. Not his approval, but his acceptance of his fate, I think, is what gives her that energy to do the final fist clench.”
>>223739219If it worked out well, why was it cancelled
>>223739309>It just adds so much more insult to injury. You can’t even let her get a satisfactory kill
>>223739174You're brown, aren't you
>>223738377>they just write shit like this to trigger the chuds>>223739174>do you spend your entire life obsessing over an imaginary strawman?>>223739515>You're brown, aren't youbot test; how many chucks would a sneed cuck chuck if a sneed cuck could chuck sneed?
that reply is so unrelated to anything prior to it in the exchange there's no way that's not a bot
>>223738257Is this the new Snow White remake?
>>223739561Calm down Pablo
>>223738257Witches have been in Star Wars since Ewoks: The Battle for Endor which is an amazing film better than any of the sequels. A cult of witch woman isn’t out of place. I wish that guy who raped and then trooned out to become his tranny ex wasn’t there but I didn’t have a problem with the black since she was basically doing Voodoo. The Acolyte wasn’t perfect but it was the most original of the new shows and now we’ll never get season 2 with Darth Plagueis thanks to all the anti-woke people who hated it.
>>223739621ywnbart
>>223739651"most original" isn't really a bonus when everything "original" in it is hot garbage in an indian river
>wow I wonder why nobody ever did any of these things in star wars before?maybe because it's all garbage that sucked?
>>223738257N
>>223738948Programming people into chuds I guess
>>223739772I
>>223738257Destruction. It had nothing to do with expansion of fan base. Quite the opposite really. Anyone who still pays (((Disney))) after this is quite literally subservient cattle.
>>223739843Huh?
>>223739856Close your mouth. You're collecting flies.
>>223739237There are green crystals
>>223739651>The Acolyte wasn’t perfect but it was the most original of the new shows and now we’ll never get season 2 with Darth Plagueis thanks to all the anti-woke people who hated it.Everyone hated it. Angry Joe is as woke as they come, he and his co-hosts said it was terrible.
>>223739907but there were red crystals tooyou didn't have to "make one bleed" to make it red that's the most vaginal foid shit, you can hear the hamplanet writer's vibrating office chair pad at maximum when she wrote that shit>aaaaaand then he HURTS the kyber crystal makes it BLEED makes it HIS and ONLY HIS *chair pad shorts out from being soaked*
>>223738257https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterhegemony
>>223738257They were thinking a bunch of lesbian space witches doing the Force better than the evil child abducting Jedi would make for an intriguing plot hookBut the writing absolutely failed to sell the audience on why they should care at all
>>223739843Based angry chudI love these posts. The angrier the better
>>223739970>>223739174>do you spend your entire life obsessing over an imaginary strawman?
>>223738377The show got cancelled, so maybe your theory is wrong
>>223738905Remember when there used to be white males in star wars?
>>223738257Sol did nothing wrong, those evil witches had it coming.Only mistake was saving one of the twins, since it turned out they were both already corrupted by their coven's vile evil ways.
I killed this show
>>223740349thank you
it cost more than got to produce
>>223739554>how many chucks would a sneed cuck chuck if a sneed cuck could chuck sneed?About 9.6, but it should be 7-8 max.
>>223740585
>>223740349Based angry chudI love these posts. The angrier the better
>>223739217Agreed. And it's even more retarded if you think about Anakin-Darth Vader and the fact that his lightsaber stayed blue.
>>223739309What the fuck.
>>223741052this is the only thing I think anyone outside of say Filoni and this tiny handful of people working on this shit is interested in anymore >>223740861just whatever would "upset" the existing fans of the previous franchise this was the most, they don't even care that the audience they HOPED would flock to this shit, who never liked it at all to begin with so why they fuck would they, never materialized, they'd rather bury it entirely by refocusing it all on Rey than ever course correct in any way that would really work
that's not to say Filoni is "great" he just DOESN'T HATE IT and the people who liked it, because he's one of those people that loved it, despite the fact he's not all that great a writer really and has obnoxious qualities like eternal waifu worship
>>223738377What is a chud.
>>223741527>baby don't hurt me
>>223739907>There are green crystalsNot anymore little chuddie
>>223739254She's pretty pretty, just going off of looks. Shame about everything else.
>>223741903>>223739174>do you spend your entire life obsessing over an imaginary strawman?
>>223739309This Headland was Kathleen Kennedy's dyke "assistant", yeah?
>>223742149>he would go on to never address the question, because he was not, in fact, a real troll, and never would be
you're just a sad skipping record discordfaggot that has to pretend he affects anyone in any way
they were trying to on screen canonize the whole "chosen one" prophecy being a cyclical generation thing instead of a one time thing with anakinthey had already established anakin not being special in the new comics
>>223738377>and this ends up giving the show free free advertisingThe only advertising that accomplished was advertising for youtube culturewar retards. I'd be comfortable betting that less than 1% of the total eyes that goofy nonsense drew went to watching the show itself on the official platform. 99%+ went directly to low effort youtube commentators.
Remember fellow chuds: It is our fault that Leslye Headland farted on a binder of 8.5 x 11 inch paper and filmed it while spraying diarrhea on the lens and everyone hated it. Never forget what you chuds did.
>>223739237He was more pimp and supa fly than Jedi, therefore, purple.
>>223740349>"During our time of suffering, when we saw only one set of footprints, it was then that anon carried us"Thanks, you're doing the Lord's work. I'll maybe see you in the comment sections, brother. I'll be the one shitposting with ChatGPT and sock puppet accounts.
>>223742199I believe she was "assistant" to (notorious sexual abuser) Harvey Weinstein first, which might explain the cynical moral relativism in her writing for impressionable kids/young adults... isn't it funny how immoral people in (((Hollywood))) fall upwards.
>>223739057>This is now part of Star Wars canonical lore.Was part of the EU for decades
>>223738257>What the fuck were they thinkingTheoretically more palatable version of the stupid "night sisters" Filoni shit
>>223739309>There’s this thing that’s called benign sexism, and part of it is this paternal protectionism — it seems like this good thing, but like you said, there’s this, ‘I have to protect you from everything...’ Ultimately, what happens is — again, this is a father-daughter relationship — as women evolve in their lives and develop their own personalities separate from their fathers, at some point, they have to reject that protectionism
>>223744814No, it wasn't. Why are you lying?
>>223739309JFC
>>223738377I don't even know what this is tho
>>223744966What causes a man to post something like this to twitter?
>>223738905Everything about this is fucking abhorrently shit.The choice of cutting that black girls shackles then take forever to try to kill her instead of just killing her straight away, makes no fucking sense. The three>pause>stare>turn head>movein a row from two different charactersHeadbutting a lightsaberThe asian dude who kicks the bad guy then takes 12 seconds to get downI'm happy I've never watched any of this crap and dropped everything Slop Wars 10 years ago and never looked back.
>>223738377>all publicity is good publicity>especially if the only thing everyone is saying about our show is "wow this fucking sucks lmao", that's the best publicity you can have>wait, why the fuck is it being cancelled
>>223743253>farted on a binder of 8.5 x 11 inch paper and filmed it while spraying diarrhea on the lensCome on anon, Acolyte wasn't THAT bad
>>223739057
>>223743253Wasn’t she Weinstein’s assistant or some shit?
>>223740179The Asian sith lord was the best part of that show.
i watched this yesterday. wasn't as bad as i was led to believe, at least the choreography is nice.i barely give a shit about the lesbian space witches honestly, it's just another goofy faction in Star Wars. i WANT stupid original characters and new factions.my problem is the dialogue: everyone talks in that mumbly vague way like>who are you?>it doesn't matter who i am.>why have you come?>to fulfil my purpose.>what purpose is that?>isn't that something we all ask ourselves?just have normal fucking conversations.but nobody in Star Wars should ever say they're 'just trying to earn a paycheck' or 'resetting a droid to its factory settings'
>>223745794ok amandla
>>223738257I don't even know what this is
>>223745829Do you think they don't have paychecks or factory settings?
>>223745961it's just too much 'our' Earth, y'know? there's a natural language to Star Wars, it was contemporary in the 1970s, the prequels tried to be more play-like, but some stuff just doesn't fit.lil Anakin can say>they're gonna blow you up! boom!but imagine some gunslinger saying>howdy y'all, i'm here to kick your ass and surf the web.even the influences felt a bit TOO modern. Rashomon? fine. Kill Bill? that was weird. not even 'we've seen Lady Snowblood', it was Kill Bill.it reminds me of how the Obsession author said they were inspired by The Simpsons episode about the Monkey's Paw.
People still defending this, you eat your own turds out of the toilet, don't you
>>223738257The creator needed to have an audience so they can shove their daddy issues/fetishes in their face.
