>2010s were nothing but REMEMBER THE 80S GUYSGoddamn I hated that fucking trope so hard. No wonder Zoomers hate Millenialslop
>>223738587Say what you will about Ready Player One being cancer, but it was pretty prophetic about how detached people are becoming because of hyperconsumption of nostalgiaslop.
>>223738587I still get chills when I think about that horribly disfigured girl.
>>223738689wtf
>>223738689wtf this is a blue board man you can't post that shit here
>>223738587This movie was awesome.
>>223738587>"Millenialslop">Checks Wikipedia...>"Ernest Christy Cline (born March 29, 1972) is an American science fiction novelist, slam poet and screenwriter. He wrote the novels Ready Player One, Armada, and Ready Player Two, and co-wrote the screenplay for the film adaptation of Ready Player One, directed by Steven Spielberg.">(born March 29, 1972)... That's Gen X. You guys keep doing this blatant and lazy false accusation. Also, RP1 is the most 80s kid Gen X nostalgia bait thing ever.
>>223738625It was prophetic if it was literally your first exposure to the idea of a simulated reality.Otherwise it was just tripe.
>>223738587i hated this movie so much it made me break up with my love for the 80s. owning a delorean is stupid, listening to depeche mode is gay, and cyberpunk bullshit is retarded.
>>223738587>>2010s were nothing but REMEMBER THE 80S GUYSWe're still very much in it. He-man just got a movie this year.
>>223738587>No wonder Zoomers hate MillenialslopI can't wait to see the artistic flowering of Zoomers. Surely they will produce kino full of soul, sincerity, and originality.
millennials loved 80's slop but zoomers have no leg to stand on because they love 00's slop. the reality is everyone loves the era that came just before they started to become self aware. there's also a lot of situations during childhood that you're exposed to stuff that came about just before you were born. like if you visit a grandparents house; they probably have movies that are from 10 years before you were born that your older cousins left behind or whatever.
>>223738587>every cameo is 80's to early 90's shit>except for master chief and tracer from rule34
Spy Kids 3D is unironically better than this shit.
>>223738689Someone should put that poor little angel out if her misery
someone post that page from the book where the author(?) is just going>that's right, i researched ALL the greats. and proceeds to write down a list of random movie titles, shows, and games with zero coherency
>>223741436>zoomers have no leg to stand on because they love 00's slopThe zoomers aren't making anything based on the 2000's, it's all stuff from the last five years with them.
I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno moviesthat are made for guys like me.All the porn I've come acrosswas targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-malesMen who like their women stupid and submissiveMen who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphoswith gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabularyAdult films are populated with these collagen-injectedliposuctioned womenMany of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilationin an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.These aren't real women. They're objects.And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.They disgust me.And it's not that I'm against pornography.I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.Fact."Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"Guys need porn.But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the worldis a woman who is smarter than you are.You can have the whole cheerleading squad,I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.Oh yes.First I want to copy her Trig homework,and then I want to make mad, passionate love to herfor hours and hoursuntil she reluctantly asks if we can stopbecause she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.Summa cum laude, baby!That is what I call erotic.
>>223741520But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?No.Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.And the women in my porno movies will be the kindthat drive nerds like me mad with desire.I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their pursesand chips on their shoulders.My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.They'd just take the guys down to the rec room andbeat them repeatedly at chessand then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principleor the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.Buy stock in some hand cream companiesbecause there is about to be a major shortage.And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.There should be fuck films for my nerd brethrenof all sexual orientations.Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."This idea is a fucking gold mine.I am gonna make millions,because this country is full of database programmersand electronics engineersand they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.And you can help . . .If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,then you are hired.It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.You are beautiful. . .And I will make you a star.
>>223738587Don't worry, the 80's is now considered as kitsch as the 50's were in their time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBiPY8wDT0
>>223741460How many movies are actually better than spy kids 3d though?
I'm 35 and my entire life it's been "muh 1980's".Im glad it seems to finally be dying off.
>>223741584These days? I'd way rather watch Spy Kids 3D than Marvel trash number 100
>>223740214*busts into verse*Hello r*ddit, AMA>>223741507Kek if real but of no surprise when you judge a book by it's cover
>>223738625I'm still not sure how many layers of irony that movie was on. I just know that the book it's based on apparently played it completely straight.
>>223738587If a millennial wrote this 90% of the in game avatars would be anime girls
>>223738587https://youtu.be/VMBylNJQEbg
>>223738689Holywood is awful about this in general, that Wonder movie with the kid wearing the space helmet wasn't much better
>>223738587>not getting that whole genre of "adult friendly kid fare"if you want people to take their kids to movies it's much better when the adults can enjoy it too
>>223742565Well the most remembered thing about the movie besides >>223742624 was the big titty anthro so maybe that would have made the movie a lot more money
>>223742624Kek
>movie based in Cleveland Ohioyeah its confirmed kino
>>223738587>>223741583That was last decade. The 90s are now what the 50s was to the 80s.
>>223738689OH MY GOD SHE'S SHE'S HIDEOUS
>>223738587I literally don’t give a shit. Tyler Sheridan, the actor, is so fucking hot. I love those DSLs.
>it's a boomer/gen x crimes gets blamed on millennials episode
>>223742635>book describes half of a character's face as completely messed up with a busted nose and only one eye>movie gives her barely more than a hairline scar
>>223744194Jesus wtf gross
