I handle rejection like Gaston.
>Belle wouldn't give it up for this massive chad with a chiseled jawline and killer musclesI know Disney movies are unrealistic, but come on.
>>223741058Noooooo onnnnneeeeesUNPAID LIKE JANNYA HOMO LIKE JANNY
>>223741058I dont like the way they animated fluids/particles in this film. Makes me feel queasy. >>223741086gaston is gross
>>223741249so are you pre or post op?
>>223741249>Gaston is grossElaborate
eating four dozen eggs a day can't be good for you
>>223741267>>223741395Women always say the guys who make them wet are gross because they hate being exposed as shallow whores with no loyalty or morals as it lowers their market price to get beta providers later on when said gaston type men inevitably pump and dump them Hope this helps
>>223741420To be fair, they didn't have dietitians back then. That's a lot of protein, but would cause absolute gi tract annihilation, along with various cardiovascular damage
Gaston did nothing wrong.
>>223741058Where the fuck was he in Kingdom Hearts? No the shitty mobile slop and elk doesn't count
>>223742092female beauty and the beast where male bell is like a normal sized gaston would be based
>asked a girl to go out with me>she says she can't because she's going to another place at the same time ''just to walk''>I got the message, so I just let it go>I shit you not, like, 2 hours after it I was eating grapes and she reappeared out of nowhere saying she loved grapes>I told her she could eat with me>she said she had to go>next day>same gurl sits by my side in silence>I asked if she needed something>''not at all''What the fuck was that?>asked another girl out>she says no with different words>I got the message, so I just let it go again>I decided to ignore this girl completely because I heard someone saying she was into another guy>this fucking girl spent the next month asking me if there was something wrong, if she did something wrong, what was happening, and trying to strike a conversation asking dumb questions and making shit jokesWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?Gaston was right, except for the anti-book thing and going after the Beast.
>>223742608its called playing hard to get chad thundercock wouldve closed the deal
>>223741425this implies that they plan for getting dumped, which is obviously never the case. chad will love them forever (and totally doesn't think of her as that chick from last thursday).
>>223741395he looks like a homunculus >>223741267Not a tranny
>>223741058fuck you gaston
>>223742633she didn’t like him enough to express it in a meaningful way because women have too many options now
>>223741395Girls became Women when Gaston's hair came down and he got all wet. FACT!
>>223742633chad doesn't have time for women that overvalue themselves
>>223741058You get thrown off a castle by a hairy beast?
>>223741058what's the point, you're rejectedthat's not a good thing
>>223742608It's the stupid game they play. You have to play it and/or luck out. Had similar shit happen to me, ask a girl out, she says no, alright I'll move on then. I don't see her again, days later her friend starts asking me why I haven't been seeing the girl again, saying she actually likes me, etc. So retarded.
>>223743295it's good to remember that girls can be terrible at flirting too
>>223743348I guess. But if I ask a girl out and she says no I'm done and moving on, and the vast majority of guys would be the same. I know they do the say-x-actually-mean-y thing but that's usually when you're already in a relationship.
>>223743365they're always in a relationship (sometimes it's imagined)
>>223743387Yeah. Idk man. Shit is too complicated.
>>223743452don't overthink itjust be yourself
I went to a bar for the first time in... my entire life, and while I was standing around with my friends waiting for seats, a girl came up to me and said her friend wanted to talk to me. I guess I fucked up because after whatever I said, they stopped trying to talk to me. Anyone know what that's about though? Did girl A tell me girl B wanted to talk to me because girl B wanted to talk to me, or because girl A wanted to? Or neither?
>>223743512well what did you say
>>223743651
>>223743651I asked their names and then idk, where they're from or something. Some generic shit.
>>223743744rip in oblivion, genericman
>>223743348girls are fucking terrible because they expect you to do the lifting
Gaston unironically dindu nuffin. The local decadent end-of-line furry criminal had kidnapped a woman and Gaston led her rescue operation. Not his fault she got stockholm syndrome for the furry.
>>223741058Gaston would have been fine if everyone in town didn’t totally hype him up and say how he was the hottest shit that can do anything. He did nothing wrong himself. He was a Victim.
>>223744481>>223744227Crazy old Maurice would think different.
>>223743512You need to do some laps around the bar. Tell the girls “Ladies you are looking good to tonight.” Then just walk away. That’s how you get all the pussy.
>>223744496The Gaston song was before Maurice.
>>223744508yep, still got it
>>223741058You go out to kill the werewolf who tried to kill the father of the woman who rejected you?
>>223742608>Why are women retarded?Bro, your parents failed you hard. Xoomers, right?
>>223741058just eat a dozen more eggs and lift more, easy fix
>>223741509320+ of protein, good amount for body builders
>you will never earn money by hitting on women in Disney World
