>Girls, have you ever met a guy who built his entire personality around the fact that he had a big dick?>Yeah, you know one, you know one? It’s horrible, right?>Yeah well so anyway can I have his number?
>>223745620That's a decent bait and switch, don't cut yourself over it, anon.
I'm not giving you my phone number because you look like you have several STDs.
>>223745620>My only requirement in a man is a big dickLiteral whore behaviour
>>223745645>decent bait and switchIt’s bottom of the barrel basic. Get some standards.
>>223745681Very observant, Sherlock.
You’re going to take my 5.3” egg shaped dick with an abnormally thick ass head and you’re going to pretend to like it, bitch.
>>223745620>mfw Amerimutts trying to be funny
>>223745620:(
>>223745620NY and LA libtards will pretend this is superior to Austin chud comedians
>>223745785This
>>223745620>sure I'll blow you for this shitty arm tattoo, that's a very good value proposition
>>223745697You sound bitter
>>223745620This is a perfectly respectable joke in terms of the craft, the only issue anyone has with it is the underlying subtext, to which I say: grow up incels.
>>223745681Christfreak
>>223745719somehow English Rose comedians are worse than american foids
>>223745837>underlying subtext I think she spells everything out pretty clearly.
>>223745873No I mean the subtext for the wider social commentary. The obvious subtext is that haha she wants a big dick and is willing to put up with bad personality for it. The second level of subtext is that this joke is being made at all, because it's an open secret that women are now shamelessly hypergamous.
>>223745697You sound like a seething incel
>>223745620She's pretty
>>223745620If she didn't have the tats she would genuinely be attractive. She has the phenotype for a decent blackedraw scene. But yeah, the tats fucking ruin her. Why do women do this?
>>223745620>build my personality around having a small dick>new fwb laughs when I tell her I have a short dick>"anon, who tf told you that? One more cm and you could do porn! It already hurts sometimes!">googles average size in front of me, I thought my 17cm was below average, turns out average is like 13>who told me I was small?>my fucking bitch of an ex-wife told me that
>>223745620Based. Ive gotten laid on the first date a few times by talking about ny above average dick. Whores are also the best fucks.
>>223745681very similar to a lot of mens only requirement being low body count and being hot. we're the same and im happy she just admits it.
>>223745620is this the chick who sperged out at a heckler?
Based. Spoiled men need to hear these hard truths. Maybe they'll kill themselves.
>>223746037Yes. Natalie Cuomo.
hahaanyway wahmen dress like whores now
>>223745620her and her fiance look happy, I'm happy for them
>>223745785On the other hand yes it sucks, but it's also convenient way to filter the particularly retarded ones.
>>223745926It's funny that women get insanely angry if you even hint that you're not into fat women or small tits, but they smugly parade around the fact that they hate men who are short or have small dicks and there's supposedly no issue with that.
>>223745926Women are the ones who usually say stuff like "money/status/height/dick size don't matter, stop being insecure incels, it's male gaze not what actual women care about!" etc. They literally see male self-improvement movements that operate under such assumptions as incel hate groups and think fertility rates are declining cause men aren't nice enough or something. Nice projection.
I have a big dick, I was in a social circle that knew I had a big dick and I used to get action all the time without trying, then I changed companies and the women were no longer interested, so I can assume they all just gossiped about me in the business region at the first one.
>>223746314>>223746019chads
>>223746019Do Americans women really just whore themselves out like gay men? Sex and the City really did psy op you didn't it?
>>223746326I can almost understand why women go crazy after the wall, its a mind fuck from being just approached to being almost a leper that is invisible
>>223745645it's called a subversion.an actual bait and switch is a sales tactic and it's so specific and disappointing that it doesn't deserve the title "bait and switch" which should be reserved falsely advertising a product and then the final product being something else entirely.
>>223745620Dammit, I laughed. I have to kill myself.
>>223746342In my experience it's a subculture/niche, open sluttiness isn't as normalized as it was in the 2000s and 2010s. Think loud extroverted gym bros who go clubbing, travel to Ibiza etc., they don't represent the general male population.
>>223745926I honestly don't know how tiny girls in porn can take massive cocks, like where the hell does it all go?
>>223745681men will literally fuck anything with a hole
>>223746470I wouldnt fuck the cornell frecklebeast.Or sadie sink.
>>223745620I unironically got a group of female friends initially because my slut friend told her slut friends my dick was big and ended up having a threesome with two of them and now have slut friends.
>>223746384No, stop troubling your brain with semantics that aren't even valid anyway.
>>223745620Would but she's probably annoying as fuck irl
>>223746342>AmericanHahaha buddy they're the prudish ones, western Europe is where it's at for rampant casual sex >t. Munich
>>223746439They don't, most of them can only take half, very rarely do you see it go all the way in. They're also on painkillers and muscle relaxants
>>223745620>a guy who built his entire personality around the fact that he had a big dick?No one knows such a guy because no one fucking does that. Female "humor" is so reatrded.
>>223746638This is cope. I've hooked up with a bunch of sluts who say that 8.5" is too much and keep stopping but they almost every single time end up taking the whole thing after stimulation
>>223746439comes out the butt
>>223745620She looks disgusting and I bet her pussy stinks, I still would though. Brutally hardI love skanks
After birth my ex wife didn't do the kegels and it wasn't the same. At all. Vagina caves are not a myth, it's just owned by lazy women.
>>2237466538.5 is tiny bro, mine is 11cm and it's pretty small.
>>223745620Having a big dick definitely helps, but you still have to know how to fuck. Just by licking her pussy good you'll be in like 10% of guys in terms of skill alone
>>223745620You reckon she does anal?
>>223746608How old were you?
>>223745681its a joke. She is dating a 5 foot tall nerdy white guy with likely an average size penis.
>>223746633>American OP woman shows the opposite>Believes France, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland etc are all the same Real American hours level of retardation. I bet you think the economy is doing well to you don't you bud?
>>223745681A whore would probably be after the money, no?
>>223745681That you Shane?
>>223746772And every time they have sex she is disappointed and wishes he had a bigger dick
>>223746772Also fucks a huge black guy with BBC on the side.
>>223746791The whole >whores don't enjoy their work, it's degrading exploitation!is feminist propaganda and cope by ex-whores trying to cash in by alternate means. Other than literal bottom of the barrel trafficked sex-slaves most sex workers enjoy their work - if they didn't, why would they do it? If they're a cheap whore they could make almost as much in a regular shelf stacking or drink pouring job, and if they're a better class of skank they're probably educated and could waltz in to some random corporate HR non-job with ease. They choose to get fucked for money because they like getting fucked and getting paid to do something you enjoy is always better than having to take some crappy wageslave job, the whole "eww it's degrading!" meme comes from women who either do see sex with men as degredation, who're angry at whores for revealing the reality that most women are just holes looking for cash, or the few women with some actual standards who think sleeping around is gross.
>>223746801>>223746837>projecting your own insecurities onto strangersClassic 4chinz
>>223746712I was with a woman who was getting more and more annoyed that I wasn't getting hard in the nighttime (we would fuck in the morning though) but I do eat pussy for long
>>223746933>Other than literal bottom of the barrel trafficked sex-slavesSo the majority of sex-workers then.
>>223745785this slays me every single time i see it
>>223746035Having a low body count isn't a sexual fetish for men, its a way to ensure the woman is faithful and has good moral character. Completely retarded comparison
>>223747106It's a fucking insecurity complex dude, quit posturing. Holy bitterness.
>>223747096Me too. The nigga that made this is king
>>223747137Sounds like projection lil gup. Virginal women are just better
>>223745620>have a big thick dick>also am a kissless touchless virgin at 36
>>223746933if you don't see the difference between a chick fucking/dating a rich guy and being an actual hooker you're retarded, autistic, or both.anyways ban tattoos on women. at least you can pretend she's normal but with those tats she's telling you "I am mentally ill and have STDs"
>>223745785Glowie groyper can’t keep getting away with this
>>223746772Average dick, BIG bank account
>>223745620Why are female comedians so fucking awful? Is it a Y chromosome that makes people funny?
>>223747238Lack of adversity. When you live life on journalist mode there’s no need to develop character/personality/humor.
>>223746756Early 20s
>>223745926the two examples on the left of the last panel have only been said by women.
>>223746608You are a virgin, and this is cringe.
>>223745620>Guys, have you ever met a girl who built her entire personality around the fact that he she's covered in shitty tattoos? >Yeah, you know one, you know one? It’s hideous, right? >Yeah well so anyway can I have her number?
I'm going to be at a open mic comedy night and make a joke about foids with loose pussies I'll let you anons know what the reception will be
>>223747161It's insecurity
>>223745785I sent this to my girlfriend who was talking about getting a wave tattoo under her armpit and she didn't find it funny
>>223745785So many such cases...
>>223747558This doesn't work because you're just copying and girls with shitty tattoos are fucking disgusting
>>223747422
>>223747687I've seen her leaks it ain't pretty
>>223747668>girls with shitty tattoos are fucking disgustingThat is where you are wrong.
>>223747717Body like a fucking potato for real. I guess when you're gifted with a super pretty face you can just coast off that.
>>223745620>Imagine listening to stand up comedians.>Now imagine listening to female stand up comediansJust lol
>>223747732Enjoy the herpes toxotroon
>>223745620Ha ha, yes, as a male stand up I do the one about finding a woman with a tight vagina
Chud bros... have we recovered from this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhGy6SrbmSk
>>223746342>psy opoh sweet child of mine, the sex stuff wasn't the psy op in it
>>223747687>we live in a time where you can look up literally any somewhat public woman and find them either in goonable skimpy clothing or just straight up porni dont even know what to say
>>223745936Believe, but verify.
Every foid that believes she's a comedian only have these to fall back on>little dicks boo>big dicks yay>my pussy stinks>i was raped teeheeThat's it
>>223747751One female comedian is funnier and more based than 99.5% of male comedians
>>223747797In the age of mediocrity it's enough
>>223747797i can tell that you know what you're talking about and you're not asshurt
>>223745620>women gets tv slot for comedy>immediately turns to sexI have a decent size dick, almost 8 inch and thick. It's funny when girls text the next day saying their pussy is sore or they aint going to slut around anymore after that or they embarrassed at what they let me do to them.
>>223747753take your meds
>>223745620Does she have an OF
>>223747844Nah but she has nudes.Don't bother though, 80% of her body is covered in scribbles, she's shaped like a pear, and she's got pancake tits.
can't even watch damion after realizing he only gets about halfway inwhat the point if you don't use it all
Caring about penis size is a mistake of youth. Things like appearance, height, weight, those matter a lot more because that's what gets you into bed. Once she finds out what size you're packing, the game's already over. Whether you're so big you tear her and she needs to go get her snatch stapled back together, or you're so small that her cavernous hole gets 0 pleasure out of the act - the golden supreme standard is always the same: you got yours.Unless you're a megafaggot, her enjoyment should never be the goal. Hell, it really shouldn't even be a consideration. Her job was to enjoy your resources and attention to the bed, what occurs next is you dumping your load into her holes. That's your reward. Don't bog yourself down with irrelevancies like "was I big enough?" "did she cum?" or any other waste of thought. Just focus on taking yours while the opportunity is there.
she cute
>>223745909Pretty stupid
>>223745840
>hey girls have you ever met a woman comedian whose entire repoertoire isn't about their vagina or sex? yeah me neither lol
What girls think is a big dick and what guys think is a big dick are two different things.
>>223747496No, I have fun and you're projecting
>>223747171sad, if i had a big dick i would have been a guy who earns on only fans>t. 5 inch guy
>>223745620>more tattoo than skin
>>223748225He-yo
>>223748257>repoertoire
>>223745620This joke will only make dicklets seethe.
>>223745620Here is a photo of some random woman with a microphone now I can post off topic crap.
>tfw grower so my dick looks like an acorn soft but 7 inches hard
6 inches is small btw
