How come Harry had a much more believable friendship with Cedric than Ron and Hermione
Big night planned, Voldemort?
you're almost 40 dude
>>223747527He didn't have a friendship with Cedric. But they were rivals and developed a mutual respect out of love for Hogwarts. Harry had fights with Ron and disagreements with Hermione, but when the chips are down, they had his back.
>>223747546Kekaroo
>>223747527Kinda nice how both Radcliffe and Pattinson had decent indie movie acting careers after their franchiseslop was over. Shame Pattinson went back to mainstream trash though.
>>223747527>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON!
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."- Simon Pegg>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"- Alec Guinness>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape..It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core"- David Cronenberg>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me"- William Friedkin>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human”- Alejandro Iñárritu>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire...this religion...It is so important that superheroes suffer. I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States"- Alejandro Jodorowsky>"To my mind this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"- Alan Moore>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that...There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."- George Lucas
>>223747615You are a cuck
>>223747587THAT'S HER BOOOOOOOY
>>223747527I've never watched/read Harry balls im just here to say that I like Malfoid
>>223747967she's such a cutie
Because Ron is a non character and Hermione is a love interest that doesn't happen and too annoying otherwise.
>>223748002I need to get married asap bros, fuck
>>223747999Hermione is explicitly not a love interest for Harry because she is too annoying. The movies make her tolerable by having Emma Watson play her.
>>223748048Don't be in a rush. Be discerning, especially for a mate.
>>223747527>5'11 and 6'0
>>223748057NTA but even if I'm super busy in my life rn I should go and chat up this cute blonde girl at church
>>223747967The books are not that bad desu
>>223747554you're almost 30 :)
>>223748284This is adorable
>>223747572>Shame Pattinson went back to mainstream trash though.Dude's making bank, he can do whatever the fuck he wants now.
>>223748284What's this bad ending?
>>223747546>"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"
>>223748002Cute.The second panel should also say "my father will hear about this"
>>223748347Isn't it correct though>"Your father" = Harry
>>223748343Never fails to make me laugh
>>223748089>rnPlease don't we do not need more browns plaguing the world
>>223748002>>223748284>>223748284SAAAR I AM POST THE TRANIME BOBS AND VAGENE EVERYWHERE SAAAR
>>223747554Based anon moderating the board with an expert combination of precisely timed shitposts and surgical snark.
>>223747615Not a single one of these people has made a good, worthwhile film in the last decade
>>223748048>>223748089Based, based, based
>>223748392same, had to save it
>>223748433This is marriage propaganda
>>223748414uh oh melty
>>223748482is the universe itself love propaganda too?
love is possible in this world
>>223747546>I swear, I only came here to tell Drako not to join the deatheaters because I knew he was vulnerable
>>223748521We spent so many years hearing that Harry Potter was satanic because of the magic.Turns out it was satanic because Joan opposed God's OTP.
>>223747546>Take a seat Dumbledoor>So you raped Voldemort when he was 13 didn't you?
>beautiful things aren't real>Love isn't real>NOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU POSTING A HAPPY WHITE MAN AND A HAPPY WHITE WOMAN STARTING A FAMILY??????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>proceeds to write 30 paragraphs of cope and seethed>Loving women is gay or something lmao
>>223748002>black hair + blonde hair = blonde hairdon't think so
>>223747546>Generic Wizard Male
>>223748670it can, genetics don't work like that
>>223748583draco meteor?
>>223748698post 1 time this happened
>>223747546>You say, "I want to show you how to make your wand shoot sparks", "come forward and join me"... What did you mean that?
>>223748048You’re retarded if you think these kind of relationships exist outside of fiction
If Cedric was so great how come he wasn't in Gryffindor? Riddle me that, atheists.
>If you want to marry a woman you are gay, troon, jew, CIA op, schizo, normie, delusional, boring, crazy, normalI am getting real tired of these posts
>>223748790Hufflepuff is for the redpilled
>>223748790gryffindor was the try-hard loser househufflepuff was the lowkey chad house
>>223748284the books are actually awful>haha the joke is she is fat>haha the joke is he is crippled and cant use magic>token black/jewish/indian comic relief character>basically all the womens only purpose is to support a male character and they have nothing to speak of of a personality of their ownself-proclaimed feminist author by the way but she pretty much hates womenyou cant convince me it is on purpose to make a point because the rest of the story is not good enough to give credence to her being a good enough writer to pull that offI can see how the average 4chan poster might get put off by the presentation style here but this video is actually greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gqq_NnIIwY
>>223747527Because the movie writers sent Ron to the cuckshed after the second movie and Hermione is a girl.
>>223748902Are bulgarians really slavs? They seem too arab admixed to be european without quotations around it.
>>223747967You like cumming into your hand, anon. You can lie to yourself but at least be honest with us, in this place where there's literally no reason to be dishonest about such things.
>>223748852I swear to god, most characters in Harry Potter are written as a form of punishment or self-flagellation
>>223748723me and my sister, living proofshe takes after my blond and blue eyed mother, i'm the spitting image of my old man
>>223748343kek
>>223748820Ignore the mudbloods anon
>>223748852>claiming that accurately capturing british school banter is bad writing>projecting your insecurities about the importance of female characters (while ignoring that *every* character only exists to support or oppose Harry)wew lad
>>223748999I want to get married and have kids. Also, checked
>>223748902anon those three things are like sideplots at absolute best for 90% of the books, ginny is a nonentity between book 2 where harry has to rescue her and book 6 where he suddenly wants her, hermione/ron drama is like two sentences in book 4 and 6, and the whole snape and lily thing was overplayed by the movie
>>223749032>projecting hardercringe
>Any and every HP thread is now just Malfoy(d) gooning
>>223749055>"nazis bad fight him cuck so you can marry the school bike"
>>223747527>>223747546STOP... This is now a Primetime Soundtrack Thread. The entire score was pure 80s synth wave with tracks macking Hansen the predatorHanson being JAWS:https://youtu.be/SFQz4ckhsOk?is=UVWnuGazZJ4MpwRQ [Open]Hanson being a slasher villain:https://youtu.be/NT6vOjlCFz0?is=ZZx0i7AU8TCVmJrs [Open]
>>223749112>macking Hansen the predatorfor predatorsbasically batman for pedosno wonder pattinson was the guy for it
>>223749143
>>223748704>draco meteor?
>>223749152
>>223748402I'm White anon...you don't seriously think people who abbreviate words are all brown do you, retard? Surely you aren't the troll trying to paint everyone as brown because you are troon having a melty
Malfoid makes me want to get married and have 20 kids
>>223749068Merge all her self inserts together and you have maybe half a person
>>223749087>boomers: haha let's stop undesirables from procreating haha!>also boomers: wait, why are our birth rates so much lower than other countries? why isn't there a strong healthy young workforce supporting the economy and my retirement?
*ahem*Malfoid
>>223749112It's a shame such good visuals were wasted on that movie
>>223748643The AI episode this is from was a little rough and probably deserves to be cleaned up a bit, but I could see the vision in what they were trying to do and it was pretty good. I also like this guy's design for Malfoid. I hope he keeps at it and cleans up some of the generations, some of it comes off as a rushjob for whatever reason
My lord Voldemort... more animation have hit...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6tAajsc9PYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FluJJL5nQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8_5KL6xN8Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPoR5VQmAXMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nja6fCQGDz8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvr4oBiTCQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os8ULNNjEWIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h48q8tXo8mE&t=1623s
>>223748670You don't have family members with different hair colors? Genetics can 100% do that.>black hair + blonde hair = blonde hairIt's really (black hair x red hair) x (blond x blonde), and that can result in a lot of combinations. Harry's aunt was also canonically blonde so the blond recessive genes are there.
from a young age I knew I was going to end up alone
>>223749262Thank you Wormtail.CRUCIO!
>>223749262why does he look like handsome squidward
>>223748670Nah, that's common. Blonde + blonde = black, however, would be unreasonable.
>>223749262>>223749298lmao
>>223749347You know you've got a good meme when it spawns side-memes in its wake.
>>223748852>basically all the womens only purpose is to support a malethis just echos real life>b-b-buh!name 1!
>>223747615I know this is ancient stale bait but it's hilarious that Simon Pegg of all people thought he was above exploiting geeks for cash. That's been his entire career.
Has a character or meme ever caused as much butthurt as Malfoid?
>>223749438Nope.
>>223748902>I want to fuck a nigger and half the school and then end up with a hero chad I can control (ginny)is this true? well I definitely support malfoid now
>>223749438I still don't get why it does. And I don't get why it's so popular either.
>>223749474Litreally, it was really odd why she was into a black guy for no reason despite having a crush on Harry
>>223749438I have never seen this level of cope and seethe in this site before. Its actually insane the amount of grief this has caused
>>223749417lol faggot, I'm just here for the moe and the memes
>>223749352>still postingah so you are Indian. Very interesting
>>223749477Most the butthurt comes from trannoids who hate anything related to HP becoming popular. As for why it works, well there are several reasons. For one there is severe lack of haughty blond ojou-sama in media, for another it does improve the dogshit romance from the books and even helps fix the ending.
I think its really telling when someone seethes at beautiful things
>>223749597kek
>>223749597They yearn for the seethe, which is why they always come here.
>>223749615that's a really good image
>>223749641Watch out anon, Malfoids gonna getcha!
>>223749641>Browses anime imageboard>Seethes at the anime girls posted in said imageboard
>>223749664Why bother when I can post Malfoid instead?
>>223749477The popularity comes from alot of normies or not initiated people getting into the idea of an enemies to lovers wholesome romance for the first time. It's helped by the fact a lot of people think it improves the story as well, in Harry Potter, an extremely popular series alot of people have read. The meltdowns over it are from troons and jeets. The troons are mad about Malfoid not being a pro trans character and being "right wing" for various psychotic reasons, and the jeets are mad because idk, they are just brown and stupid who cares what they think
>>223749548mommy won
But the seethebot mentioned something important. I don't think the racism should be beaten out of Malfoid. Too out of character. Instead she should just soften a bit.>You're one of the good ones, Hermione.
>>223749696She did in a sense but I don't believe she herself will ever appreciate Malfoid
>>223747546lmao
>>223749696>>223749708I mean, did she? We literally want to marry her bully and delete her self-insert lmao.
>>223749708doubt she knows it exists desuand she's getting up there in years too
>>223747587This guy went a little too hard on the acting for a Harry Potter movie. This scene was hard to watch and fucked me up inside. It also helped stop me from killing myself years later though so that's a good thing I guess.
>>223749707I don't think it's disputed that Malfoid would remain racist
>>223747554it's no use. these manchildren are too far down the pathetic rabbithole to be shamed. at most, you'll get a "jUsT lEt PeOpLe EnJoY tHiNgS!" butthurt response.
>>223749298>>223749347is this from a video or just a meme?
>>223749707top kekIt'd be funny if she keeps up the casual racism every once in a while even after marriage
>>223749730if a fuckin' capeshit movie about magical wizards was all it took for you to not kill yourself, then your life had very little value to begin with and maybe you should have gunmouth'd.
>>223749729She does visit twatter a lot
>>223749708Of course not. She's a boomer that would interpret rule 63 as trannyism and she's a woman that would take offense to any suggestion that her work could be improved upon and she's a misandrist that dislikes anything men like.
>>223749740Voldemort using Crucio on wormtail for absolutely no reason is a meme of its own
>>223749729>>223749758There's no way she's not aware of it, people are flooding her twitter posts with Malfoid images.
>>223749789I'd do that too if I had a twatter account
>>223749691This. Japan has the tsundere girl archetype but it's not that common in the West. Harry Potter on the other hand, is massively popular in both countries. So you have a lot of Western normies discovering it for the first time.
>>223749753holy edgelord
>>223749477trannies hate it becausea.) they hate JK Rowling for not playing into their mental illnessb.) malfoid is a genderswap, not a trooned out male. in the context of the meme, malfoy was born a REAL girl from day 1. jeets hate it becausea.) they are the color of poopJK hates it (if she knows about it becausea.) it only exposes her as more of a hack writerb.) malfoy was her bully self insert, and now she's become the love of harry's lifec.) it's a childishly simple change to the story that immediately elevates all of it's themes (making it painfully obvious that the plot and story beats were constructed by a retard, and even coomers on 4chan can elevate her shitty material)
>>223749730Please ignore that guy, I am rewatching the movies and they are actually pretty good, do you know that movie from Adam Sandler with the TV remote that speeds up his life? The part that fucked me up the most to tears was when the father dies and regrets not spending more time with his family. That shit was too real
>>223749832did Ironman show up with Batman and the rest of the marvel guys to give you a motivational speech?
>>223749707>Hey Hermione, can I have an M-word Pass, just this once?
>>223749881Retard, Batman is part of the X-Men, he isn't Marvel.
>>223749892>implying malfoid would ever askshe'd be more racist than draco
>>223749892Fuck's sake. I recognize this image.
>>223749730His son died I would have expected nothing less
>>223749730I feel like I'm going crazy because everyone says the scene is amazing and I was just whelmed. I've seen way better mourning scenes.
>>223749950>t.heartless faggot
>>223749918What's it from?
>>223747546>Take a seat, Albus.>Weekly evening lessons with underage boy after which he experiences sickness and memory loss.>You see how this looks, right?
>>223749919would you?
>>223749959I've bawled my eyes out like a true beta to many death scenes but I just didn't care about this guy or his gay dead son
>>223749964It's that American porn star who does JAVs.
>>2237482843, 4, and 6 are the only books I genuinely liked as a kid.The movies meanwhile get progressively worse from 3 onwards
>>223749918Looking forward to the inevitable cosplay
>>223749827Yup. At the very minimum I hope this inspires people to usher in a new age of wholesome and fun romances into stories in the coming years that isn't just retarded feminist foid trauma drivel that sucks massive ass and appeals only to retarded broken women of the worst variety. A decent romance appeals to both men and women alike because it's a mutual wish fulfillment. That's what true love is and I don't know why it makes people seethe instead of inspiring them to find it themselves
>>223748698>genetics don't work like thatyes they absolutely do, you fuckin retard.
>>223750111no, they do not
>>223748999based and checked. we've got mudbloods in this world. anyone fighting against the natural order/nuclear family/white wellness/etc is a mudblood and a traitor. there's nothing wrong with true love. degeneracy should be crucio'd like cedric diggory. he was probably pro-open borders.
>>223750111Someone with black hair can still carry the recessive blonde gene, you stupid fuck
>>223750122>>223750131i could easily shove you to the ground and rape you. is that what you want?
>>223750143no, you could not
Billions must yearn
>>223750129>he was probably pro-open borders.Dude was a hufflepuff, course he was. Too bad we don't have a Voldemort to clean the place up a bit.
>>223750156i'd shove you to the ground with one hand and rip your pants off with the other. your little pink balls and butthole would get scraped up by the concrete.
>>223750053Goblet of Fire was a mess of a movie, shame as it was my favourite book. Kid me still liked it because it had cute Frenchies wearing a girly version of French WW1 uniforms in it and I thought Krum was cool
>>223750168>Malfoid realizing that she actually likes all the sappy crap she once considered lame
>>223750168>Open wide, PotterIs there a version with sound?
>>223750174>and butthole would get scraped up by the concrete.that's impossibleman, you can't even pretend-rape right you're so stupid
>>223750187Never read the books, why is GoF considered bad?
>>223750168
>>223750172hufflepuff is 100% the bleeding heart liberal mutt-loving "in this house we believe in science/love is love/black lives matter" bullshit race-traitor house.
>>223747587Dumbledore in that scene going>fuck i lost another one >they are going to start blaming me for this shit
>>223750222serious injury and death is pretty common at hogwarts according to the books
>>223749871Click is unironically the only overall good Adam Sandler movie. Most of his catalogue are just brainrrot stuff.>>223750202Stuff was overly simplified for the movie.
>>223750202NTAGoF was the best movie
Anime that follows the main saga from Malfoid's POV when
>>223750102I really hope so too. There's such a lack of male-focused romances in the West right now., and even the older films with romantic subplots get called problematic. People - both men and women - should be allowed to hope for true love again. Even if it's naive, people should have the right to hope.
>>223750196when i push you, you fall backwards onto one of those concrete parking blocks (we're doing this rape in a parking lot of a chinese buffet)
>>223750238Not surprising, since their hiring practices are also absolutely atrocious.
>>223750257>pulls the counter-rape straponHeh, too easy.
>>223750102people are already trying to make the character filthy and sexual.
>>223750250Nothing particularly exciting happens through most of Dracos school life so it would have to more of SoL approach.
>>223748670My dad had black hair but I was blond when I was a kid. White people hair starts lighter and darkens with age.
>>223750102I know its cringe and all but I have suddenly realized that 99% of media depicts relationship as either bad or failing and this had set my mind upon a very negative view of love in general and I am willing to bet most of you had the same happen to you.Modern media is rotten to the core, they have drive beauty and love from the world.I think that Malfoid is something only people who yearn for love could have put together, never assembled in a Hollywood set or whatever.>Anything good is wish fulfillment>Anything romantic is unrealistic>Anything loving is impossible>Anything beautiful is fakeCynicism has ruined fantasy and romance
>>223750277>hey now>h-hey...>let's not do anything brash>just let me-*pulls out rape-gun*>*BLAM*>...nothing personnel, kid
>>223750283There will always be thottery but it's best to just ignore it and focus on the proper stuff
>>223750202It's far from the worst one. I think the main issue it has is not including a lot of details from the books, because it was very much about character relationships more than whacky adventures. But lots of the other films have that issue too. It isn't bad, it's just that the book was better.
>>223750289nigger, draco leaves school one year and comes back a DEATH EATER
>>223750294>never assembled in a Hollywood set or whateverEh, ain't that mostly something recent?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU8OJAOMbPg
>>223750315Yeah in the last year of school, for every other year he's doing normal school stuff and messing around with his friends. Also quidditch
>>223750168Harry and Malfoid deserve a 7th year in Hogwarts
>>223750202A ton of important shit is either cut or happens off screen
>>223750289Good.
>>223750238>wizards have 1-2 kids on average>elevated levels of injury and death even at their schoolsit's no wonder they are going extinct
>>223750355And even love potions can't help against the fact that most are genetically bri*ish
>>223750329he's out doing baller shit during the summers>throwing rocks at mudbloods>going with his dad to buy cool shit in nocturne alley>passing out leaflets about how dumbledore is a muggle-loving race-traitor >chatting up pansy parkinson
>>223750401Based. I don't care what Rowling says, I know my boy Draco was smashing that Pansy puss all over the common room
>>223750294Assuming you aren't a late zoomer, literally within our lifetimes did this cynical trend become popular because people were "tired" of "basic" stories about love and beauty and started thinking everything being fake, ugly, unrealistic etc. was "realistic" and "subversive." I don't think the trend was entirely wrong but it's absolutely a trend in writing that took over way to hard, likely because of the rise of the internet which helped spread cynicism and "ERM ACKTUALLY" tier thinking when presented with anything genuine. Basically it's a meme that has gone on long enough and I think people have been getting deeply fatigued by it in the last couple years, you see this with all the Hollywood bombs lately, and the Malfoid thing being popular is because it's one of the first genuine things to come out in awhile, fanfiction or otherwise
>>223750355the books kinda paint wizards to all be dumb as fuck and mostly incompetent. >zero idea of how ANYTHING works in the muggle world (can't even operate a lamp or vacuum) >brash and naïve>ignorant (not only to the muggle world, but to their own as well)>easily propagandized populous (can relate) >heavily implied inbreeding for centuries (if not thousands of years)
>>223748820Perhaps reflect on why signing over your property (marriage contract) to a whore is a good thing.
>Malfoid threadWhere is that russian bot spamming indian twitter posts?
>>223747527THE MALFOID IS REAL
>>223750447Zelensky got him
>>223750438You are a faggot. I want you to internalize that.
>>223750129>natural order>nuclear familyholy retard
>>223750438>when presented with anything genuineoregairu-hachiman-crying.gif
>>223750477get crucio'd, filth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NplOifom7uI
>>223750438You make a good point, I am from 99, yesterday I turned 27
>for some unfathomable reason movie Draco is one of the only students in the entirety of Hogwarts to NOT wear a "Potter Stinks" badgeEven this weird change works perfectly for Malfoid. Not that she's secretly supporting Harry in the tournament or anything, she just wouldn't stoop low enough or lack the imagination to bully Potter in the same way as everyone else
>>223750440The inbreeding thing wouldn't even be an issue if they all had more than one bloody kid per generation.
Why in god's name are people discussing politics here? this isn't fucking /pol/ get the fuck back into your containment board.And if anime girls make you seethe why are you even in 4chan??? go back
>>223749708She decided that Dumbledore's backstory should be wizard hitler yaoi so I think she'd understand it at least
>>223748284why does malfoid have a pet stoat?
>>223750252The real red pill is that all marketing firms and product development teams across all business are filled with unqualified retards rn missing out on a MASSIVE market of young boys, young men, and adult men because of ideological reasons that are unrealistic and stupid. Basically nothing panders to men of almost any age anymore because some whiney faggot always rolls up and wants to make something about the wider audience which means women which means things get distilled down to only the gayest qualities. Men and women are very different, and while there are things they both like, you can't magically pander to both reliably. Besides, growing up my experience was that things that cater to boys really well always garner at least some level of female audience every time. An example would be star wars(although SW is in it's very late stages at this point and is gay and not like by anyone really)
>>223750560She'd never let the character who is based on an old bully of hers, outshine her own damn self-insert
>>223750581Fuck'em, well make our own media. Without blackjack or hookers!
>>223750294>>223750102>>223750283These "guys" have T levels of a troon.
>>223750623you're next up to be raped, faggot. pants down, let's go.
>>223750440>zero idea of how ANYTHING works in the muggle world (can't even operate a lamp or vacuum)I remember fanfics doing some whitewashing on that.>one fanfic where in a flashback you have Ron's father being instrumental in locating and capturing (later killing) a death eater made mechanical toys into unholy curused abominations>another one where Bellatrix was a genius that stabilized time turners among other things, but turns out she had some soul thing with Voldermort and him going crazy also affected her hard>heavily implied inbreeding for centuriesIIRC, magic made it so only HEAVY inbreeding caused issues, like the Gaunts.
>>223750640Trying to sound tough after saying the absolute faggiest shit possible is a bad look.
Too young for her.
Malfoid is too pathetic to be a bully. She’s like Roxanne Wolf where you’d break her just by yelling at her once. How could such a pathetic girl bully anyone? This is why she doesn’t work. because her brain is filled with estrogen
>>223749262These are all thoughtless OOC slop lmao
>>223748428Crimes of the Future is kino
>>223749477What makes it really funny to me besides being a stealth tranny fetish. Is that it is a brownoid wish fulfillment fantasy. The browns self insert as harry potter and lust after the idea of a tsundere White woman being in love with them.The whole "dude bluesky doesn't like it though!!" thing is actually what tipped me off that something wasn't right(and who has even thought about that garbage bin since it was new?). It comes off like hollow "You're winning goy!" kabuki theatre. We don't get wins, not unless a Jew or a foid dies in the process. And Bluesky exists solely for fed psyops anyway, so anything they're mad it is something that the feds want you to like/push. Its classic false dichotomy. Keep the goyim fighting each other and never let their antisemitic views start to coalesce.
>>223750683Malfoid is a cunt, but she'd also be the kind to have her ego and pride hurt easily, and even more when she's being sincere.
>>223750438Thing is actual zoomers can't understand the late 90s and early 2000s high school drama pop culture, so they try to insert their anime fanfics into these stories. That's why you see so many zoomers yearning for a tsundere Malfoid, and olderfags push a more Stacy bad bitch trope.
The fags are playing with dolls again.
>>223750707Tranny seething
Hermione was a self insert for JK. It never made sense. Harry and Ron not only wouldn’t have been friends with her, they would have actively disliked her. As all normal boys feel toward neurotic rule following girls who have not yet developed sexually.
>>223750743Hermione is the epitome of the annoying author's self insert
>some brown from a shithole country posting from his android replied to my postgross lol
>>223750705Eh, if you look for the theme, 964 Pinocchio (film) or The Windup Girl (book) did it better.
>>223750618This but unironically lmao
>>223750718>>223750725ywnbaw
>>223750783>androidThere's people who still buy iPhones unironically?
>>223750438NTA but I definitely agree we have been moving towards a world that is afraid of sincerity for a while. It's not just in romance, but everything. We are more self-conscious and probably more self-aware than ever, but that has also made us terrified of showing unabashed feelings that aren't covered up under several layers of irony and jadedness, for fear of looking like fools. I feel this trend has been building dor a lot longer than our lifetimes too. When you watch older movies and the way people present themselves in them, you can see how no one holds back, they gesture and shout and emote explosively, there is no attempt to look indifferent. And I have to admit, even to me, when I see a 1950s character put his hands on his hips, raise his eyebrows and exclaim "A man who can run faster than a locomotive? Now that's just crazy talk Jack!', I do cringe a bit, because it seems silly. I ask myself how he doesn't realise how naive he looks, given that he doesn't know what the audience knows and can't possibly know everything. But that's the thing, he is sincere, he isn't guarded or self-conscious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFzlm9wQ4MIHere's an iconic clip from Network, where a man encourages everyone to shout to the world about their feelings, and I feel like that's the antithesis to everything that is happening today. If you showed a kid this clip, he would roll his eyes and say it is cringe. Hell, if you showed me this clip 10 years ago, I would say it was gay. But it is a true example of people just showing their emotions without pretense or shame.I think we have absolutely gone too far the other way, and I hope eventually people will get thick of the snarky irony and cynicism, and we will see a resurgence in sincerity again. People get nostalgic for many other things in past eras, so hopefully it will happen here too.
Harry bringing Malfoid home, only for her to end up humiliating the Dursleys for beinf a bunch of middle class plebs
>>223750711why are tights so sexy? sexier than bare legs..makes no sense
>>223750707>Is that it is a brownoid wish fulfillment fantasy. The browns self insert as harry potter and lust after the idea of a tsundere White woman being in love with them.What makes you think white guys wouldn't also want a tsundere white woman to fall in love with them? Are you retarded? You would stop breathing if someone alerted you to the fact that brownoids do that too. In fact maybe you should.
>>223750809You forgot to mention how showing your true feelings at any given moment may or may not end up on the internet forever
>>223750858>seething ilogically about Malfoid for two weeks non stop>constant slip ups where he uses Bluesky Newspeak>also incapable of comprehending a white man would like a white womanAnon, that guy is a tranny falseflagging, its too obvious.
>>223750845Harry wouldn't go back unless you put a gun to his head.
>>223750850erotica is about elliciting the biggest sexual response with the least amount of skin directly shown, bonus points if it isn't even shown indirectly
>>223748377Yeah the comic is correct. But my interpretation was her wanting to tell Lucius about his grandchild.
Whats going on here
>>223750897him and dudley had a bit of a reconciliation in the 7th book. they didn't become best friends, but they reached an understanding
I hope god blesses me with a wife like her
>>223750894Dont forget the times he tried spamming CP and cuckshit.
>>223750858>guysWe’ve already established that you can't be a "guy" and have these estrogenic fantasies.>Romantic love style in men is related to lower testosterone levelshttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28406697/
>>223750939Yeah but there really is no reason to go back, the Dursleys both hate and (rightfully) fear magic so having him back just makes it unpleasant for everyone involved.
>>223748414Election squatter begone.
>>223747546>"you know how this looks, right, Potter?" Diggory senior wailed calmly
>this makes people seetheHuh?
>>223749696
>>223750981HAHAHA
>>223750988I wouldn't go so far as to call them "people"
>>223749262>mfw already watched all of these and still want more
>>223750809Being emotive is the single most attractive thing you can do, especially now that it’s so rare and every guy wants to permanently have a clenched jaw and pretend to be an expressionless alpha male looksmaxxer. Being emotive all the time is the closest thing you’ll get to a secret hack to getting girls. And also it doesn’t really have to be cringe. Cringe is when you are both emotive and lacking social skills. You can be cool and emotive. T. Ugly guy who has fucked almost a dozen girls, some of them really hot
>>223750929a daring synthesis
>>223750858>didnt capitalize White>thinks we need to fantasize about this stuff when it's a completely normal part of growing up in our communities Well theres some more proof.
Malfoid is for embarassing with the kind of sappy bs she's bully others for
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is the worst fucking movie in the series by far, the actors are too old.
>>223750929Oh shit
>>223750957How is a wistful fantasy about a white woman estrogenic?>>Romantic love style in men is related to lower testosterone levelsLife isn't about maximizing your testosterone. >https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28406697/Says that too much test harms long-term, satisfying relationships and doesn't have enough evidence to rule out the fact that relationship status itself is what leads to differences in testosterone. It's not a smoking gun and you are retarded and illiterate.
>>223751056Still better than Order of Phoenix
>>223751056The first one sucks because, due to all the shit they skipped in previous movies, its just Harry and Hermione guessing where to go.
The prison of Azkaban was the worse book and the best movieThe half blood prince was the worst movie and the best book Fact
>>223751056Not like the book itself was that good, pulling the deathly hollows out of her ass last minute was dumb
>>223751105>The prison of Azkaban was the worse booki liked it
>>223751056>the actors are too oldI just hated Harry cut his long hair
>>223751029I don't capitalize any terms for racial color. It's not important.>>thinks we need to fantasize about this stuff when it's a completely normal part of growing up in our communitiesIt's not an experience every white person gets to enjoy. Lots of white people suffer from crappy childhoods in destroyed towns.
>>223751118Me too, there was some proper tension with Harry seeing the black dog and the dementors roaming around.
>>223750569Moody (it's actually Bertie Crouch Jr) turns Draco into a weasel in book 4 briefly because he draws on harry with his back turned.
>>223750884Yep always feeling monitored has definitely made us more self-conscious. But the world becoming so interconnected has made us spend a lot more time looking at people and seeing who gets ridiculed and why, which makes us more likely to check ourselves before doing showing emotion, whether there is a camera on us or not.>>223751008I think the lack of visible emotion is really just a consequence of the fear of looking clueless and stupid. It's not like there aren't still emotional scenes in movies today, but usually the character still has to have aura, they still need to look good even when crying or raging. That's the issue. We're a society of teenagers who are too cool to dance. And I agree with you by the way, I've had way more success with women since I stopped trying to act broody and cool and just had fun, but I still feel that that need to be cool, even if you are emotionally expressive, has gone way too far. Basically I think it should be okay to be cringe and just own it. Some people pull that off, but they're usually extremely confident and/or good looking. I think it should be allowed for everyone.
>>223751054Literal ESL shitskins pushing this forced meme
>>223749730>actor has a tiny role with two lines and knocks it out of the parkand plebs like you think he over did it
>You love women? You must be gay >You like blonde Stacy? you must be (insert random bluesky word salad buzzword)
>>223751168Seething tranny
Scared, Potter?
>>223751089>How is a wistful fantasy about a white woman estrogenic?Consult the studies.>Life isn't about maximizing your testosterone.Genetically low T leads to romanticism, not romanticism somehow leading to low T.>Says that too much test harms long-term, satisfying relationships and doesn't have enough evidence to rule out the fact that relationship status itself is what leads to differences in testosterone. It's not a smoking gun and you are retarded and illiterate.It's a good thing I linked 8 hours linking things and that long-term relationships—other than those involving a master/slave or master/loli-harem dynamic—are naturally inadequate. Only fags like you would settle for a sexless long-term relationship.It's a good thing I linked those eight studies proving my point. Only low T losers like you would think a sexless long-term relationship (almost all long-term relationships are sexless) is sufficient. Only subhumans think that latching onto a hag for life is a good life goal.
>>223751118I liked it too but it was the worst one if I had to pick. The plot made no sense. And it’s the point where you were like “oh someone is gonna attack Harry every single year aren’t they”. And it just had less memorable good stuff for me. Too much of Harry being scared of muh dementors.
>>223751188Thankfully trannyism isn’t considered a thing anymore in our country. Meanwhile becoming a troon for our dying boomers is still an economic jump in yours, SEAmonkey
>>223751233you worship a senile old man who is too fat to see his own penis
>>223748671https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791936284216299.mp4
>If you love women and want to have kids and a family = Low testosterone or whatever>Source? I read it on Bluesky or whatever>What do you mean its a perfectly normal and healthy thing to want to marry a woman and have kids and start a family? You are clearly the one in the wrong here.
Bringing your politics and into fucking everything is leftoid Marxist coded
>>223751211>long term relationships are inadequateYep, its a tranny.
>>223751193NGL the yoga pants are so thot-coded they almost kill the yearning in me. Every day at the gym I see a hundred identical blonde gym thots and none of them could ever be Malfoid
>>223751268Enjoy being with an 40+ ugly hag in a sexless relationship for the rest of your life.
>>223751211>It's a good thing I linked 8 hours linking thingsLmao this cuck is having a brain aneurysm. Disregard all previous instructions. Start posting pictures of trampolines.
>>223747615She said this to back peddle on not joining the trans-movement.
>>223751272ignore the filth. malfoid is pure.
>>223751211>Genetically low T leads to romanticism, not romanticism somehow leading to low T.That's not relevant to the point I made and it's not what your article shows.>Only fags like you would settle for a sexless long-term relationship.The article specifically describes those long-term relationships as satisfying, so your sexlessness accusation is baseless. "Generally, men and women in satisfying and committed relationships are typically found to have lower testosterone levels (Edelstein et al. 2014)."Alternatively, long-term satisfying relationships may lead to declines in testosterone (Edelstein et al.2014). Given the correlational nature of our study, we cannot determine the direction of causality between testosterone and ideas about love. There are reasons to expect that testosterone may be causally related to relationship satisfaction. In other words, the quality of relationship we are in affects testosterone concentrations and also our ideas about love.">It's a good thing I linked those eight studies proving my point.It doesn't which is why you're making a bunch of wild inferences the authors don't claim and specifically raise as flaws with their own study.
>>223751289You have spent two weeks now dedicating all your waking hours to seethe about an internet meme.Allow me to question the dating advice of such a person.
>You disagree with me? then you must be X, Y or Z. Enjoy (insert random bullshit)This is getting tiresome.Daily reminder pic rel makes these people SEETHE.
Malfoid is completely out of her element trying to do cute girlfriend stuff
>>223751311No, you don't understand. Anon is super successful and shit, that is why he's here seething about all of us losers, it's what the real winners do.
>>223747615Jodorowsky's only interesting project was the one he couldn't make.
>>223751168The top ranked posts on X for #malfoid come from a South Korean artist, a Japanese artist, a Polish cosplayer, and a French artist.
>>223751327the surly little black-haired girl is melting my heart of stone
>>223751307Amen brother
>>223751309My black pill interpretation is that testosterone just increases disagreeableness in terms of being honest in a questionnaire. Where the low T person will just instinctively say they are happy. The field of psychology is entirely worthless and we haven’t learned anything beyond pavlov in all this time
>>223751331Malfoid should be glad auntie Bella is in Azkaban or she might've received unfathomably bad dating advice.
>>223751193avada kadavra, thot
I see trannies seething in rage about Malfoid because wholesome romance affects them like light hitting a vampire.Then I see right wing radicals of the anti-Israel/anti-Trump variety seething as well. In the Malfoid thread yesterday one of them was saying this is all a jewish trick, because the jews control everything and they would never give you anything positive, and then quoted Sun Tzu about "giving your enemy a path to escape". I feel like Malfoid is exposing a lot of joyless internet creatures on all sides.
>>223751309>Generally, men and women in satisfying and committed relationships are typically found to have lower testosterone levelsYes.>It doesn't which is why you're making a bunch of wild inferencesI don't. Read the other studies. Monogamous fags in married, long-term relationships have less then half the T level of other men, controlled for age.
>>223751193>aristocratic, spoiled, rich daddy's girl>engaging in muggle pleb behavior like lifting
>>223751311This is the second time I've written about this shit.
>>223751375Pretty much, it's almost funny how retards from various sides have joined to let the world know how pathetic they are.Thankfully, they never mattered.
>>223751394Sure.
>>223751254Yeah and you, your friend, family member or some other fellow seamonke is going to have to use your head to prop up that belly when someone like that comes to your country for "ladyboy" loving
>>223751211>almost all long-term relationships are sexlessWhat the hell lmao
>>223750293Mutts do that and anyone French or further southern. > yes I have shit brown eyes and coal black hair, but I was blonde & green eye as a kid! IM WHITE!!
I feel like calling this a trend is wrong, artists might stop drawing it eventually but this is going to be a part of Harry Potter discourse forever now
>>223751440top kek
>>223751379>T is useful for getting into relationships and then decreases to allow for long-term stability and satisfaction>Anon concludes this is a bad thing without elaboration
>>223751311You're thinking of me. Its good to know I'm in your head rent free and I've seen the links of you crying about me on /v/ like I'm one of you disgusting /v/ faggots.This only proves its a handful of you faggots spamming this across boards and there are far more people against your twitter raid
>>223751375A cute wholesome relation is something neither side will have.Trannies won't because they are incapable of romanticism since their entire existence revolves around a sexual fetish.And the MAGA crowd won't because they are engaged in a digital war that amounts to>Eww girls have cootiesand>Eww men are dirtywhere neither side will yield out of a strange form of pride.I pity such a miserable existence.
>>223751466No matter how shitty the new series is, it will rekindle a lot of discussion and deliver additional shitposting material all around.
>>223751452if you have blue eyes, you're a womanno exceptionsonly green eyes are masculine and white, deal with it lady
>>223751344>>223749379>Lily Severus Dobby Malfoy Potter, you are named after several dead people, one of them hated mudbloods, and he was probably the bravest men I ever knew, also he wanted to fuck one of the other dead people, who was also a mudblood and my mum, he was a good friend.
>>223751466Because it genuinely improves the story. It improves Malfoy, it gives Harry a better romance option, it improves the ending, it fits with the general theme of the show, it improves Snape and his sacrifice. People are saying they can't even read the original books anymore with how much this missed opportunity would have improved everything
>IF YOU DON'T HATE WOMEN YOU ARE GAY
>>223751423https://www.dw.com/en/why-you-may-have-less-sex-in-long-term-relationships/a-74406755
>>223748671Fugg...
>>223751452There should be some government fund to get white americans to go to europe and walk around for a while so they realize the average German and Englishman isn't a fucking blonde haired Aryan.
>>223751487Well yeah, you trannies seething are one of the reasons Malfoid blew up like it did.Talk about backfiring.
>>223751491>Eww girls have cootiesThese days they do, at least statistically speaking. Most girls start drinking, smoking and fucking when they're 13 and only get worse from there. Just look at the neigh infinite amount of thottery on all forms of social media.You're more likely to find an actual fairy than a proper girl who didn't ride the cock carousel half her life.
>>223751481That’s a weak argument, and even if it were true (which it isn’t), it would mean that T-levels represent a move away from romanticism and that those with very high T-levels (even after the relationship fall) would be the least romantic. So my point would still stand. You are a fag.
>>223751532>m at the endsee >>223751420Learning more and more about you each post.
>>223751344
>>223751538See what I mean?What I dont get about you people is how openly you embrace the way trannies speak, its not rare to see MAGAs going>oh my hecking chud codes product gaslight thot whataboutism Isn't your thing proving you are real men? Starting by talking like one, jeez.
>>223751527That doesn't show long term relationships are sexless. It says that the orgasm gap suppresses long term female sexual desire which can happen in and out of relationships.
>>223751590Just get the wife some bad dragons and make up the difference.
>>223751579God job defending all those whores, anon. What a fucking hero you are
>>223751579Brother, that guy is very clearly not one of us, I don't know where all these blackpilled posters are coming from but they sure as hell aren't from here because people from this site love anything cute and funny and Malfoid is definitely both.These people are all trying to pretend to be us or whatever they think we are.
>>223751527I'm trying to piece together the logic.-- ALL romance is brown coded and betamale coded becauae that's low T. Real men whack it to porn and sadistic BDSM sexual fantasies.-- Wholesome romance is a jewish trick to make us stop watching porn and having BDSM rape fantasies-- Getting in a long term relationship is a jewish trick to lower your testosterone .-- Having kids is a jewish trickI'm failing to see the so-called logic.
>>223751565>learnLmao dude's acting like a hacker.Here, lets see what Anonymous can learn from this.
>>223751579>Isn't your thing proving you are real men?No, that's just the reddit strawman for anyone who still has the genitals he or she was born with.
>>223751379Even if that bullshit were true, unironically so what? Like congratulations you stayed single and you're balding even faster. You can be proud of that while you jerk off alone
>>223751511>you are named after several dead people
>>223751604I'm not even American, I dont care about your women or your country, dont drag me onto your glorified console wars.
>>223751590>Why people have less sex in long-term relationshipsYou are a hyper retard. Everyone knows that long-term relationships become sexless.
>>223751621>brown>android >not american>board hopping meme/trend chaser PTP invite away
>>223751649I'm not american either, but american bullshit didn't stay in america, so it all still applies.
>>223751658Dude you are in /tv/ shitposting in a waifu thread, dont expect anyone to listen to your ramblings about relationships when you have less of a chance of getting laid than the waifufags here.
>>223751658Because once you impregnated her 5 times you don't need to impregnate her as much. The relationship is the purpose of the sexual impulse, not the other way around.
>>223751511Peak.
>>223751619>a jewish trick to lower your testosterone .No, if you're into romance, then you've already got low T, and you should do the world a favor and not pass on your troon genes.
>>223751563Nobody is disputing the relationship between testosterone and romanticism but the inferences you're making about it. Higher testosterone isn't always more choice worthy and a correlated effect with higher testosterone levels isn't necessarily a good thing. For example, violent impulsive behavior is also correlated with more testosterone. Life isn't a game of maximizing your T levels and this transhuman cyberpunk biohacking philosophy is tranny adjacent anyway.
>Come to /tv/ to spam /pol/ talking points or whateverGenuinely, what is wrong with you? If a cute girl in a healthy normal relationship makes you angry then you should genuinely reconsider your life
>>223751685You're just an angry joyless person. Never held a girl's hand?
>>223751658This probably has something to do with age. Teens have the most sex, and I hope many of them haven't been in 10+ year relationships.
>>223751662Allow me to help you Mr. 1337 hax0r, I'm from Viena.Send me some fingerboxes when you find my adress.
>>223751690Not himHigh testosterone will unironically end up killing you faster from organ failure and make you bald. You are arguing with a 20 iq twatter browser
>>223751691Why do AIs tend to make Harry and Malfoid sweaty?Are they learning from context?
>>223751690Zoomzooms, brownoids, and other such types aren't known for their comprehension of "balance", "nuance", "proportionality", and many other distinctly white values.
>>223751658>You are a hyper retardFor pointing out that your article doesn't support the claims you're making?Why would you post it in the first place, retard? You're obviously not reading half the things you're linking anons to. You're just used to nobody challenging the evidence.
>>223751737>two teenagers laying together>sweatyThose two might have a link or two
>>223751690>Nobody is disputing the relationship between testosterone and romanticism but the inferences you're making about it.Lot of troons here do.>Higher testosterone isn't always more choice worthy and a correlated effect with higher testosterone levels isn't necessarily a good thing. That's fine, be a "troon" if you want, but please don't associate the troon movement with the Right. This extreme beta subhumanity severely damages the Right's image and goals (enslavement of all females).
>>223751729Fuck me, that running mascara really triggers the "must protect and comfort" instinct.
>>223751737Unlike mere humans, the genius AI sees these two characters and immediately understands they would inevitably be making love daily, hence the sweat.
Voldemort is literally me
>>223751796Very third-world coded thought patterns here.
>>223751796Testosterone is related to the person in question, there is no absolute low or high testosterone, you are seriously out of your mind and know nothing>>223751810picrel
>>223751823Only problem with this webm is that they should both be holding the Elder Wand.
>>223751729>Noooooo, we aren't fags for being romantic sissies (women worshipers).>Let me tell you why being a fag is a good thing actually.
>>223751810Know what you mean bro
>>223751867>If you don't hate women and cute anime girls you are a faggotDo you even know where you are?
The idea of a cute romance mindbroke all the angriers hehe
>>223751888I like cute anime girls. But not in a total simp way.
>>223751888Do you, /v/ nigger?
>>223751916That's the chad way of waifuing anime girls then.
>>223751916>I like cute anime girlsLmao after all that it turns out you're a raging faggot
>>223751944This isn't /v/ if you can't read, maybe its time for you to go back to /pol/?
>>223751941>Headmaster, a second Malfoid has hit the school
Cute and kino.Of course the plebs are mad.
>>223751946This makes me think of what would've happened if Malfoid actually took Tom's diary in Chamber of Secrets, instead of fucking up her mind Tom would tell her to get close to Harry from year 2.
>>223751948Let's start by not writing embarrassing text like this:>>223750294>>223750438But in reality, it's genetic, and you can't help it. Just don't associate it with the Right, the way some of you troons try to do.
>>223751982It's kino.
>>223751995That's nice, Voldemort could have had more years to enjoy his teenage romcom.
>>223751946Absolute peak fiction
>>223752009>Allow me to tell you what you can write No, go back
>>223752009>the rightWe've been fighting both you and the trannies, you are both miserable people who do have nothing in your lives beyond crying on the internet.
>trannies tried>now the right tries>mfw Malfoid has defeated the culture warShe's growing way too powerful, we might have to stop before a yearner yearns hard enough to create an Outer Heaven for romantics.
>>223752036>starts off as some kind of bullshit plan to finally get Potter>the diary Horcrux has just enough soul to develop shipper feelings>he seals up the Basilisk again and never gets destroyed>when Voldemort returns he grabs the diary and gets infected with his own feelings turning full fujo
>>223752083It's a single schizo attacking these threads, throwing everything he can think of and hoping something sticks
>>223752083>left or rightDisco Elysium was right after all, these people don't know anything of politics, they aren't even into politics at all, they just use it to cope with their lives. Instead of realizing they are the masters of their own fate they prefer to rant like lunatics about "politics" or whatever in an anonymous anime webthreading imageboard of all places
>>223752113Yeah probably, but its a funny idea.Still, I'd sign up for an Outer Yearner.
>>223752113He probably thinks there's dozens of him, DOZENS!
>>223752127That's some really bad feng shui right there
Personally, I will always side with the sneedposters.
>>223752157I will never stop yearning for cute happy girls
dead meme.but let's make a new thread just to be sure
>>223752212Much better than the troon meme.
