https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WoJ3d6WkY>Baywatch Captain Hobie Buchannon (Stephen Amell) follows in the footsteps of his legendary father, Mitch Buchannon, leading an elite team of lifeguards in high-stakes ocean rescues. Hobie's life turns upside down when Charlie Vale (Jessica Belkin) — the daughter he never knew he had — suddenly arrives on his doorstep. Eager to carry on the family name and prove herself, Charlie joins the squad, forcing her and Hobie to navigate a complicated and unexpected father-daughter dynamic.
>>223750419stop posting this uggo's face on the catalogue, thanks. sick of seeing ugly women with confidence just because they're styled their hair
>Stephen Amell is HOBIE BUCHANNON, the son of Mitch Buchannon (David Hasselhoff), now a Baywatch Captain following in the footsteps of his legendary father. Hobie’s world is turned upside down when Charlie, the daughter he never knew, shows up on his doorstep, eager to carry on the Buchannon family legacy and become a Baywatch lifeguard alongside her dad and his team.
>>223750419awful color grading
>Jessica Belkin is CHARLIE VALE, Hobie's estranged daughter who leaves her troubled home life and shows up on her father’s doorstep with one goal: to earn her place as a Baywatch lifeguard. Fearless, passionate, and occasionally reckless, Charlie has all the makings of a Buchannon legend. She has a lot to learn, however, and the father she never met might be exactly the mentor she has always needed.
>Hassie Harrison is NAT, a former foster child turned Olympic athlete who is the gold standard when it comes to lifeguarding. Brilliant, driven, and fiercely loyal, she is Hobie’s right hand and closest friend. Nat holds everyone to the same high standards she has for herself, which sometimes gets in the way of her relationships on and off the beach.
>>223750419>BAYWATCH reboot>reboot>BAYWATCHDidn't they have like 50 spin-offs that just took place on different beaches? What's the difference? They destroying the deep deep Baywatch lore and upsetting canon?
>Noah Beck is LUKE, a rookie lifeguard and the youngest in a family of firefighters, who chose the beach over the firehouse. Luke is the ultimate charming South California beach boy, surfer and flirt, but when it comes to saving lives, he is one of the best. He’s got some growing up to do, and Baywatch is a big part of that, especially his relationship with Hobie, who he sees as a mentor and a surrogate father.
>>223750484>HOBIE BUCHANNONSurely they know, right?
>Shay Mitchell is TRINA, a former lawyer who walked away from a top-tier firm to dedicate herself to lifeguarding full-time. Passionate and dedicated, she is the sharpest mind on Baywatch and tends to follow her heart, even if she often uses her considerable intelligence to second-guess herself.
>Thaddeus LaGrone is BRAD, a one-man rescue machine who served two tours in an elite division of the Marines before returning home to Venice Beach to care for his ailing father. Brad is fearless and incredibly strong, but his challenge on Baywatch is that lifeguarding isn’t about working alone, it’s a group effort where asking for help is a strength, not a weakness. It’s a lesson Brad will have to learn the hard way with the help of his Baywatch family.
>Brooks Nader is SELENE, the sharp-tongued Captain of the Zuma Beach lifeguards. While she is excellent at her job, she and Baywatch Captain Hobie Buchannon have a very different approach to saving lives that is a constant source of friction. Never on good terms, their relationship only goes downhill after Hobie brings his daughter Charlie Vale, onto his team and it becomes clear that their rivalry goes much deeper than lifeguarding.
> this is now about the protagonist's daughterFuck off.
>>223750419>more boomerslop that was only ever popular because it acted as softcore porn in the pre-internet-porn daysWow. I'm sure someone somewhere is excited for this crap
>Livvy Dunne is GRACE, a highly enthusiastic junior lifeguard.
>>223750544this dude's older sister who is a teacher fucked a bunch of teenage kids
>Ashley Moore is JASMINE, a rookie lifeguard with a lot of skills and even more attitude. She’s the mean girl of the beach, but there’s nobody better in a crisis.
>Luke Eisner is KOYA, Luke’s best friend among the rookies. He has some surprising and quirky depths under his surfer-boy looks.
>David Chokachi is CODY MADISON, who now runs The Shoreline, the unofficial Baywatch bar-and-grill, and still puts on the red trunks for the occasional shift saving lives. He’s a mentor to and a friend, providing a second home for his fellow lifeguards, and always offering free wings after a big save.
Where is the biggest legend of TV history? aka The Hoff?
>>223750614don't project your porn addiction onto the rest of us, tranny
>>223750457Homosexuality is no excuse for such faggotry.
>>223750419>BAYWATCH rebootanother one?
Isn't it a sequel instead of a reboot?
>>223750419I think that plane rescue was really cool. Like some shit you'd see in a Aquaman show.
>stop posting this uggo's face on the catalogue, thanks. sick of seeing ugly women with confidence just because they're styled their hair
>>223750682>I watched baywatch for the plotlmao even when boomers just straight up lie they sound like pathetic little bitches
>>223750787sid from ice age
>>223750614>I'm sure someone somewhere is excited for this crapNo one is. That's why shills are spamming just to drum up a modicum of interest.
>>223750865If I could watch it on regular TV I would watch it just for the nostalgia and the beautiful women.
>>223750624mamma mia
>boomers when they try to revive a forgotten franchise that no one gives a shit about and projections are low
one of the stars was in the tabloids recently after paps caught her topless on a boat with her dad and her excuse was "he has bad eyesight"
>>223751091>forgotten>Baywatch>ForgottenOne of the most popular tv shows in history will never be forgotten.
>>223750526I liked her better pudgy
>it looks goodwoke is over bros
>>223750444bmaw is always okay
>>223750624very enthusiastic indeed
>>223750444She's a coalburner irl so *shrug*
>>223750672He aged up rather well compared to most of his cast companions.
I will watch and enjoy this slopTry to stop me
>>223750787I look like this when I crossdress
>>223750561Is she a good choice to play "the sharpest mind on Baywatch"?
>>223750526
>>223753016Probably avoided hard drug addiction, unlike most of the original Baywatch cast.
>>223750585Lagroid kek
>>223750601>29 years oldgrim
>>223750444Thank God. I saw the black lifeguard and was worried which blonde hair and blue eyed Aryan he would get paired with. But they did their viewers a solid and stuck him with the shovel-face gook. Should've trusted the showrunner, he did Burn Notice, and that show knew how to deliver tits and ass and never push whites mingling with non-whites.
Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.
>>223750419Wait this is a different reboot than the one with The Rock and Daddario?
>>223753901>But they did their viewers a solid and stuck him with the shovel-face gookThe actress probably requested it personally to be fair...Either way it works out.
>show about absurdly attractive people on the beach>the women just have to not be fat to applyWas it always like this or did the fight against unrealistic beauty standards in media actually work but just for them?
>>223753982That was a reimagining. This is a straight sequel to the original series
looks soulless if im being completely honest
>>223754099>the women just have to not be fatCount your blessings, until around 2023-24 they COULD be fat and we all still had to pretend they were beautiful.
>>223750419>be my dad>worked as a lifeguard in San Diego for three years>tell me that Baywatch is complete bullshit and that Son of the Beach was a more accurate depiction of his day-to-day life
>>223750624>>223753700What the actual fuck? Bitch looks the same age a David Chokachi >>223750672 a 58 year old man that's literally twice her age.
>>223754567I half expected a bunch of fat dykes and troons but they're still mogged hard by the original cast
>>223750419>luke eisnerzamn
I wonder if they'll hit that fine of line between boringly average and embarassingly bad that the show managed to get "watchable with your brain turned off."
>>223753584>black male + Hapa female = white babyGenetics, man.
>>223756307The huge success the Original Baywatch achieved is due to David Hasselhoff taking over as a producer in season 2 and being able to balance the shamelessness of the jew producers.Hasselhoff deciding to turn this show about hot chicks and jacked underwear models walking around seminaked in a beach into a family friendly show about values and lessons was nothing short of genius.
>>223750792this one wont be as litty
>>223750419>amell has bigger tits than the women on itA fucking disgraceAlso, anyone knows any about film emulation? what film is this trying to emulate? I like the color grading.
>>223750585>la grone>la negro backwards also similar to ladrones (thieves)jajajaj
>>223756883>what film is this trying to emulate?it's obviously trying to be like the original Baywatch, but since Baywatch was inspired by the 1976 Lifeguard movie with Sam Elliot, you could say it's trying to emulate that.
>>223757170I meant film print, thanks for the info anyways, Sam Elliot is a gigachad, will check this moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_kneLFnQnc
>>223750642Why is she such a bully?
>>223757423it's actually insane how much Baywatch took from Lifeguard, first and more obviously, Parker Stevenson is in both, second the first season of Baywatch copies a lot from this movie, with Mitch realizing he's getting too old for lifeguarding, they drop this like a rock in season 2 and Mitch becomes some legendary superman that doesn't age and is better than everyone at everything.
Is it canon?
>>223754739I'd say Hassie and Livvy are hotter than anyone from the original cast.
>>223750490I thought it was a green screen.
>>223750419Why do all white women under 40 have the same hairstyle?
>>223750672Enoch Silverstein is DWAYNE ST. JUDAS, a MtFtM curling instructor that initially joins Baywatch to maintain fitness in the off season but who is soon charmed by the camaraderie of the team. He's ornery, opinionated, and has been suspected of selling the organs of drowning fatalities but there's no one else you'd want manning your team's social media.
>>223754739@grok add light pubic hair stubble around their bikini area>>223750419I hope they use the same theme song and dont make it hip hop or anythingalso RIP to my goat Newmie
>>223757996>Why are young women subject to the tempremental and idiotic whims of fashion?
>>223750419>show about lifeguards>main girl is 37 years oldHollywood is allergic to youth
>>223750624in case you guys didn't know, livvy is a former LSU gymnast. boyfriend is pittsburgh pirates pitcher paul skenes.i think almost every new face here is a former social media person
>>223758290I can understand wet armpits but those just look dirty.
>>223751091it's literally soft-core porn with drama. aka peak cross-demographic appeal. If the new show does bad, it's because the people in charge are too retarded to handle literal gold.
>>223754099>>223754239i think they're beautiful...
>>223750419looks good, just needs more orientals in it
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