what would your 3 wished be? i would ask for a harem of girls aged 18-22 and 20 billion dollars
>>223752052>i would ask for a harem of girls aged 18-22 and 20 billion dollarsAs you wish! The girls and the dollars are all Zimbabwean.
>>223752052>harem of girls aged 18-22great another pedo coded thread
>my first wish is, after I've died, the Genie is free>my second wish is to be deadI can't remember if he's not able to kill someone. If he can't do it, my second wish is just for a gun.
>>223752151In the classics, the genie just acts as your servant and has to physically procure any treasure you wish for.
>>223752052bring David Lynch back
>>223752087literally don't get this boomerslop
>>223752052that's too oldyou ever think you might be gay, OP?
>>223752052i would wish for a harem of boys, 20 billion dollars and the ability to count above two wishes.
>>223752052lets keep it /tv/I wish for the entirety of Star Trek to disappear from existence.
>>223752052Infinite money in my bank accountWon’t be hunted by police or IRS despite all the money in my bank account Eternally youthful
>>223752221your third wish is just as useful as not making it
>>223752279>Infinite money in my bank accountnice one you have just made money useless
>>223752225I wish Lucas never sold star wars
>>223752052>being able to eat whatever I want without fear of health consequences >no criminal danger will ever come near me>random person will give me 1000 dollars in cash everyday
>>2237520521. The ability to stop time for everyone else on Earth but for me to be able to move around while everyone is frozen. This should include me being able to read books and play vidya.Sometimes you just need a break from life.2. A portal that lets me visit any period or location on Earth in the past, present, or future, but all time that passes when in the portal doesn't affect me outside the portal, and if I die for whatever reason, it immediately boots me back to now.I plan on living many lives in many different worlds before this one is through.3. I will hold onto this last wish in case I need it for some emergency.
>>223752052That is easy.1: Wish to be the most powerful and capable sorcerer in existence.2: Wish to be the most powerful and capable wizard in existence.3: Free the Genie. Now you may have a bro for life.>>223752119The wish-granting Genie in Aladdin is not one of the monkey-paw kind.
>>223752052Aladdin’s Genie is chill, usually genies and Djiins are assholes, might just let him go after wishing for the ability to have the perfect job and to be able to nut/not nut on command
>>223752052 (OP)1. I wish I will win the highest price from the next lottery I buy a lottery ticket from.2. I wish most women to find me really handsome.3. I wish I never aged.
>>223752450>the highest priceAbout 1/5 of tickets give you back the purchase price.
>>223752052I would wish for only one thing. To see her one last time.
>>223752480Anon, the genie of the lamp isn't supposed to twist your wishes, he's actually straighforward.
>>223752052I wouldn't place an upper limit on age, just a lower limit on attractiveness.
I wouldn't wish for anything. I would listen to what the genie has to say. And that's what no one did.
Every single one of Superman's powers the inability to die unless I chose to die, and and the ability to turn on/off immortality to whoever I chose.So I can hang out with my family until the end of time, can protect them and all of humanity from anything, and can turn their immortality off and kill myself when the heat death of the universe occurs.You cannot make a better 3 wishes.>inb4 a billion dollars is betterYou can just use your super strength, flight, and intelligence to become a billionaire.
>>223752052I wish that, whenever I die, I restart my life from 6 years old, the day we moved to the town I consider my hometown, with the memories of my most recent 2 lifetimes, forever.That's mine. I've been thinking about what kind of immortality would be the best, and this is it for me.1. No boredom from eternal youth and memory2. Culture and tech would never pass me by.3. More time with my loved ones.4. Still get to experience both youth and age, this time with the breadth of experience to appreciate both.5. I can make different choices, go anywhere, do anything.6. I can't gamify my life and try to optimize everything, so it doesn't become this eternal quest for perfection.That'd pretty much be all I need.
>>223752052Immortality, extremely high IQ and ability to travel through universe. I want to explore.
>no one wishing for a bigger penisbot thread
>>223752052#1 The power to cause the genie unbearable agony at will.I now have unlimited wishes unless he wants to be tortured. And he better not try to screw me over.
>>223752052i'd wish for all other wishes in this thread before and after this post to be cancelled and replaced with dogshit.next wish would be for time jump capabilities and teleportation with a few limitations to keep it interesting.
>>223752052wish fulfillment stories go the same way most of the time; the first wish usually goes ok, the second wish usually backfires and the third wish is usually to make things go back to normal, disneys aladin is one of the few exceptions to this rule, i would never wish for anything, but possesing the knowledge that magic is real and hanging out with a genie would be fun, id just pretend to be taking my time thinking about what to wish for while just hanging out with the genie
I wish I knew the perfect phrasing for a wish that would grant me everything I ever desired with no negative consequenceI wish for that wishI wish you were free
First wish: I wish anything I wrote down using any medium became true in the manner that I envision it as coming true, with no negative consequences as I myself solely consider negative, as long as I sincerely wished for it to become true and I signed the desire with "myname1234567890".I'll keep the genie on retainer if I ever needed anything for those second two wishes.
>Wasting your wish on women
>>2237520521. 20 billion dollars, non taxable. 2. Either a time travel trip or time powers, depending on what is doable.3. Free the genie, if it's a good one like Robin Williams genie.
