every video is 3 hours long and the whole time they're making boring jokes at the movie while not really saying much about it at all and taking themselves too seriously. i am tired of these two sarcastic assholes and their drive to create the most mediocre review show on the internet
>>223752565And we're all sick of your mediocre threads about these literal losers. Kys
>>223752565My close personal friend Mike Stoklasa is a visionary in the field of internet reviews.
>>223752565Mike is unbearable to listen to due to his beer brain mumble slurry speech.
them from 15 years ago would be roasting them now so hard for not just giving it up when they're clearly too old and tired to do anything but embarrass themselves.
>>223752625How is one "too old" to watch a movie and talk about it?
>>223752619Mike being in a drunken stupor is part of what makes it funny. There was that Halloween episode where they got so drunk they had to stop filming and came back and a couple days later to finish it.
>>223752565I got sick of them after Mike Stoklasa admitted to watching unironically AI Star Wars videos and demanding the original Star Trek show be remade with AI.
>>223752565It’s an outdated type of internet media being made by people too old and Midwestern to keep up with the times. Add to that the fact that their Patreon fans are horror fan Nintendo Switch DnD board game elder millennials, and what could they possibly say that’d move the needle in any way?Just do what I did and move on past. It’s not 2014 anymore.
>>223752619Mike has gotten more stupid and annoying the older he gets.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>223752565Their recent video about "The next Hollywood Gold rush" is pretty good though, where they talk about how many possibilities of sources for lame horror slop there are on the Internet...it felt like a good ole RLM video, they had things to talk about and they really shined in their jokes and observations
>>223753115No. Until this underwater mongolian basket weaving website creates a containment board for it /tv/ is where it belongs.
>>223752565>Patrick Stewart. Wasn't he in that show from the '80s or something?>Retarded laugh redditors think is charming.>Um, Marina Sirtis was really uncomfortable doing this scene. Aren't you mad about this, Mike?
>>223752625>>223752737I always laugh when someone calls people like RLM "too old"They're in their mid-40s and their job is to sit down in a room and talk about films, middle age should be these people's hayday since they're not really old yet but they're old enough to have experience and not fall into the traps that may fool a younger person, so they should be on fire right now. Critics from the past certainly were at their age.
>>223752565Hey, as long as they don't end up like that useless fucking faggot James RolfeI used to love his stuff, but now his show is the most embarrassing thing I've ever witnessed, he's this crusty old man still doing shit jokes with zero humor or involvement and it's so goddamn ugly and just patheticFuck that fag, seriously
>>223753088It's mainly that he has to keep the nonsensical talking points that Disney pays him for straight in his head, which isn't easy for a normal person let alone a drunken Polack
>>223753280Those are fighting words. AVGN has been one of the most consistent shows in my life. I move for work often so when I get nostalgic from my younger years AVGN is my go to. I've lived in 7 different towns in the last 10 years.
>>223752565Why do people like these guys?
>>223753354Have you seen a single episode from the past decade or so? Daisy's Destruction is easier to watch than some of that crap
I unironically loved Space Cop. >>223753418They're funny and often objectively right and logical in reviews. Not when it's about the prequels ofc.
>>223753230Older critics also covered different media. There’s a difference between Ebert at middle age wrangling with Lynch and these two olds trying to nail down the right take on children’s movies. And there’s something uniquely parochial and small-minded about their generation. Any retrospective takes on older media become 40% “erm… read the room [director], didn’t you know [millennial peccadillo]?”
>>223753418Friend Simulator for Millennials
>>223753481>They're funny and often objectively right and logical in reviews.>Acolyte is okay>Kenobi was fun>Force Awakens is everything I wanted it to be>Tron Ares was great fun
>>223752565I’m tired of Mike Stoklasa constantly complaining about White people. It is like he thinks that being friends with Nepo Babies in Hollywood means he is Jewish now.
>>223753719Not to mention Mike loving Marvelslop like Thor Love and Thunder, Ant-Man Quantumania, and Spider-Man BND.
>>223753418>Why do people like these guys?That's just Disney adults from Reddit.
>>223753719Don’t forget that Mike Stoklasa called Jurassic World one of the best movies ever made.
>>223753437I do prefer the first several seasons.
>>223753736The moment there was big enough sample, it was undeniable. Final nail in the coffin was when Stoklasa sucked off Tron Ares while he didn't see neither the original one nor the Daft Punk sequel.
>>223753757It had the busty redhead with the French bob haircut running covered in sweat with her tits bouncing. That scene made the entire movie worth watching.
>>223753598That's true, although Lynch was kind of a poor example since the RLM guys have covered his material and also he's such a "basic bitch taste" director at this pointAll art hoes in my retarded film school love Lynch because it makes them feel better about themselves
>>223753786It didn’t.
>>223753786>It had the busty redheadI am sure that lisping guy who often reviews stuff with Stoklasa cried about it.
>>223753757That's also why I don't get the backlash for some of their recent "hot takes" since Mike has always had some major contrarian opinions in the pastThose opinions also "deflate" over time, like they give something like JW a good review then gradually realize their misstep and start poking fun at it...it happened with The Force Awakens as well
>>223752565Literally obsessed.
>>223752604Kek
>>223753418Most of the movies they review have at least something interesting about them to discuss but are not worth my effort to find on my own and watch the whole thing. It's just curated content and often funny. I have gone on to see several of the movies they have reviewed like Life Force, Death Stalker 2 and Alienator and it only confirmed my opinion.
Is it a totally serious for serious people review show whose opinions you should take as gospelOr is it a silly comedy review show where two people drink and talk about whatever comes to mindWhich is it /tv/ WHICH IS IT
>>223753598>>223752565The main problem is these two are not compatible and they really shouldnt be friends. Even if they dont want to be serious reviewers like Newspaper Ebert they could at least be entertaining like TV Ebert on Siskel and Ebert. Instead yoi have betamale Jay who’s opinion is whatever he read on Twitter + walking back whatever that take is to agree with Mike, and you have drunk Mike who is not challenged by anyone in a 100 mile radius to improve or refine his taste.
>>223752619He sounds lobotomized
>>223752565Jay is the epitome of a try hard. Dude thinks he's edgy when he makes lame jokes. Making that point got me shadow banned on their YouTube comments.
>>223756231send me your @ anon, I'll remove your shadowban
Stuckmann won. RLM fucking lost.
>>223753838Mike Stoklasa isn’t a contrarian like he says. He’s just a retard with awful taste.He unironically enjoyed Jurassic World and got angry at Jay for criticizing it for the review. He was not “pretending” to be dumb to troll people, he is legit that dumb. Just like Mike was serious about watching Ai videos.The whole “contrarian” is just Mike trying to hide his terrible opinions because retards like you think he’s an actor pretending to be a dumb character.
>>223752565Jay still has no answers for this.
KEK you'll never be free of the painyou ate george's sad little turd movies and got shit all over your mouths and faces and RLM took a picture for everyone to laugh at and you've never gotten over itRENT FREE
