We're back on his lap
Love me some BrendanDudley Doo RightBedazzledGeorge of the JungleEscape planet EarthThis man is truly beloved by so many and he deserves to re-emerge a star. But more importantly i hope he gets a nice big paycheque to offset that divorce that robbed him of everything
I've even heard a rumor Imhotep is reprising his role, this film is going to be one for the ages will most certainly be seeing it in cinemas cannot wait. I'll even forgive the obligatory diversity hire they'll shoehorn into the script
Are they gonna make the third movie non canon?
Both of them looking old suits the fashionKino
mummy 3 eve, whatever happened there...
>>223754795look out brendan!! that mummy dressed in all red is coming for you!
>>223755061It's not a rumor you retard. They literally reported who's in the fucking film
I want to go back
>>223755069Weiss was worried about being typecast and was still young enough (not really, but in her own mind) to pursue other roles. I mean, 3 was probably the best one to miss, but still . . . dumb bitch.
>>223754795BITCH GOT MUMMIFICATED
>>223755032No Encino Man?
>>223754795Still would
He looks good, I guess hair makes that much of a difference
>>223755032>No Encino Man>No Blast from the Past
>>223754795The making of the original film nearly killed him and ended up causing the descent of his life.
this photo makes me very comfy and happy.
>>223756567No, that was the last in the trilogy. He broke his back in a stunt the director wanted but went wrong.
>>2237551112 was all Weiss was morally obligated to do 3 was a cash grab and understandable she skipped it
>>223756593True but he also almost got hung irl in the hanging scene
>>223754795>mfw looking at pic
>>223755069Anyone else barely used to notice when a woman was recast? I'm sure if I watched them back to back it would have registered but I just didn't notice back then.Meanwhile I instantly recognized when a man was recast.
Imhotep redemption?
>>223754795I hate seeing old people so fucking muchI don't want tom cruise in moviesI don't want harrison ford in moviesI dont want brandon rachel in moviesyou had your time when you were young, fuck off and move on. the problem is all the executives are also old people and none of them want to acknowledge their time has passed. we're perpetually trapped in a world controlled by boomers refusing to let go. everything has to be a self-indulgence project of boomers at the detriment of everything else. thats what seeing an old person on screen means to me; it means having to suffer through another day of the worst generation refusing to fucking die
>>223756636Her recast was a big deal back then, though
>>223755103Loved this movie, saw it plenty of times as a kid, Bedazzled is also one of my favorite Brendan kinos
>>223756783Brendan fraser is justva different case
>>223756636maria bello looks a lot more masculine than weisz and doesn't ooze sexo needful like weisz. it's really awkward to get used to but it's the least of that movie's problems.
>>223755063It's not canon because it has a white male son as the hero
is rachel playing the mummy
>>223754795Their son should be in his 40s because they look ancient, instead their son is being played by the beta fag from Obsession, the timeline is fucked
>>223756577it will be extra comfy when they divorced because their kid died. and they are jaded Ex's
Predictions time. Some little nigglas is going to be the main star. She'll be some archeologist scholar 19 year old Indiana Jones wannabe. She'll figure out everything. Some ancient black king mummy she'll restore the honor of against the stolen valor from a white skinned Pharaoh >>223757225or some shit pushing we wuz kings.
>>223757278Disregard the quote in the middle of the post, I'm phone posting on the shitter
>>223757225kek
>>223754795hairstyle is back!
>>223754795Does he refuse to take ozempic or something? Why can't this guy stop being fat?
>>223756577smol feet
>>223757390He's 57 years old
>>223757278Im not so sure theyll mess too much with it. Something feels different about this movie... cant quite put my finger on it
>>223754795Unless the Jew whore gets naked my field is barren of fucks to cultivate!!!FACT!!!
If you told me 10 years ago that the JUST/alimony man himself would be redeemed, I wouldn't have believed you. But he did it, and I'm happy for him.
>>223754795they waited way too long for this, I guess they learned nothing from what a disaster the new indian jones movies are like
>>223755103Kino movie
>>223754795Ms weiss is looking a bit bogged there
>>223754795Based Brendan.
>>223755070Kek
>>223755080Yes well i heard it on 4chan and you guys tell fibs alot
>>223754795>he’s still got it
>>223758321Based CTM.
>>223755032Niggas forgot about fucking Looney Tunes Back in Action
>>223755103I acted like him for a while thinking women would find it endearing.
>>223754795Rachel Weisz has undergone a severe widening. Mickey Rourke is another famous Hollywood case of widening.
In a perfect world, emo-tep will get his vegeta arc and Benny will have jewed his way into a position of power in the underworld somehow. Also, the connection between O'Connell and his OBVIOUS grandpa van Helsing should be made canon. Same secret society, same directors, same hand tattoo chosen one stuff.
>>223759911
>>223757276Nice headcanon retard. They both still have their wedding rings on
She looks like bogged there
