And That's the Magic of Survivor!
>teaser trailer for the episode spoiling it's back to three tribes
First for Lauren
What are /OurGuys/ getting up to this episode?
I miss the weekly meltdowns of the fandom over Kalshi ngl
Irish people should be included in the ethnic DEI quota
>>223756614mischief and mayhem
>>223756600
>>223756646has she ever thought about olympic marathons
looks like BMX had a site makeover
>>223756585that 6-5 vote gonna fuck over a lot of them then, especially Thien An and Kilby
Robbed kingHe would have run the island if they let him sleep
what was going on w/ Patt's back wtf
kilby or barrett trooning out first?
>without my Nintendo switch controller plugged in Switch's don't have plug in controllers
pantless patt :(retarded 11 people tribe twist
King Brady gonna get his get back
god kilby is annoying as fucklosing patt over him does not bode well for the season
grok make new version of survivor intro song
>>223756718Barret's probably thought about it but at 6'7 didn't want to be a height hon
downward dog with linnea
I really do not like the new theme son
>>223756750i like the bro brady. but i feel like he is going to get sniped
>>223756792OY OY OY OY OY VEY VEY VEY VEY VEY
ONE WORLD MENTIONED
RIP Amber
>>223756820i saw that. what season was she on? dont think i ever watched it
jelly of jellys boobies
APPLEBEES
Did I just see the Naruto run?
>>223756820Ambuh died? How is Boston Rob holding up?
>>2237568348. evel dick season
>>223756698>a leg infection took out what was potentially one of the most dominant survivor players of all time Not fair bros?
>>223756834https://youtu.be/xPWyIbwT7tc?is=XAh8r46M61Sr3rVn
>>2237568348 which is pretty good, at least if you're rooting for Dick and DaniellePersonally I thought amber was annoying though
lowkey seething that traitor jenna and obnoxious ass kilby are still here over pantless patt, she literally did nothing wrong
COME ON IN
>>223756855ah, yeah. ive only watched a super cut of evel>>223756891>>223756894nice. i'll check it out. im still finishing OTT
POOP SEASON
>pulling the buff sack hidden in the sandkino
of course jeff couldn't let good two tribes dynamic last for more than 3 episodes
gonna miss the two tribes...
>>223756942Permanent uncertainty!
Missed opportunity to do 4 tribes instead.
>>223756942after all the hype of them "finally going back to 2 tribes" too. played in our faces
today were gonna go from two tribes to the same shit we always do
Oh Jenna is dead
>purple is the cookout majorityrip white girls lmao
who is running the island?
>>223756942>>223756967>Jeff railroading the game to go the same way it always does Oh how I didn't see that one coming
LINNEA'S TITTIES SITTIN RIGHT
Tribe swap right after rewarding chickens Kinda dumb
>all the cookout niggers on one tribe>clear majority NICE RIGGING JEFF
>>2237565853 teams doesnt mean 3 tribes
JEFF I GOT A LOT OF VOTES LAST NIGHT
>>223757011More like tribe swap after mutiny is even more retarded
>>223757031keki wonder if he even knows who that is
PLEASE vote this ugly Grima Wormtongue looking mfer I’m sick of looking at this untermensch ass
I hope the irishman survives the gay asp group
Is Linnea the hottest woman in survivor history? Look at her now. Imagine how she’ll look at the end of 3 weeks
new tribes
god i fucking hate kilby and most of this tribe actually
>>223757078In nu-survivor definitely but hot girls used to be common in older survivor
>>223757078no, but easily in the new era. it's been bleak
why the irishman sleeping in the boat while everyone works to build shelter?
>>223757071If he stays sick he's pretty much dead in the waterHell, even just now it's looking like he's SOL just from the initial impression
>>223757093He was tippin them back last night
3 tribes already sucking
>>223757093Said he feels like shit anon
>>223757088For me it was AbbyEvil and retarded, but boy put that woman in a bikini and you forget she is a lead anchor around your neck
>>223757084>2 whites with 3 cookouts>3 white guys with 3 women >1 irishman with 3 gay-asps and 2 women Is the jury going to be all gays and browns?
>>223757093Couple points uh duh black stoff
>>223757108To the surprise of no onethe kino could have continued but now it's immediately shitcookout tribe is clear vote, Lewis is clear votethere's zero suspense and chaos anymore, yellow is the only tribe with any uncertainty at all
>>223757093Just doing Irish things
if i got voted off by the likes of kilby eric and cristian id throw myself in the fire right there
They did it for 10 seasons straight so there's fatigue but 3 tribes > 2 tribes. ppl ain't ready for that conversation tho
>>223756491Brady is the next to go
>>223757157balance is always preferred imo. spend too long doing either or and it gets stale
>>223757157jeff take the constructive criticism
>>223757108NO ONE wants 3 tribesboth were split and the tribes were in a rivalry. But 3 tribes because FUCK THE FANS
>>223757157Maybe overall but it's become incredibly stale, the kino of the past three episodes proves a two tribe into merge would have been a very nice refresher
>jenna finally getting screentimeshe's finito
I just don't want people like you on the island, Jenna
Are the casts usually 80% band kids?
>>223757269No but our society is like 80% band kids now
>>223757173This is it. idk why they had to commit to only one format in the nu era
>>223757157My opinion is that they need to spice this shit up and throw the players curve balls by utilizing two tribes more often. it's why the "open era" seemed intriguing where they plan to throw in old twists randomly into the new era 50 seasonsafter 10 seasons of the 40s of the same old boring 3 tribe slop where one tribe gets BTFO until merge and boring predictable vote outs, we finally got 2 tribes and it produced insane amounts of kino and voting outcomes and rivalries and allowed for a twist like mutiny to be tried again. now we're back to 3 tribes and the predictable vote outcomes
>>2237571571 tribes always does really well, 1 always gets shoahed and ironically never has fire. It's fucking stale
>>223757157Disagree. Votes get more straightforward when it’s less people. I found my 3 people so we’re fine now. Whereas when there are ten, it’s harder to get people on the same page. Plus, when they already have existing tribes it turns into hours of the exact same conversation over and over and over again> “two Kolos vs three Pukus”> “three Julus vs four Takus”
they should make these fucks find and boil water again
The SEAmonkeys can't resist the bwc
SHEEEEEEEIT
>forcing a song for the showtoo tryhard
>>223757434>goddamn it, now im obligated to.marry this fish head wife
linnea stuck on the tribe with a bunch of goobers
RHAPISTS LINKING UP!
>>223756491Redditors of a feather flock together
Why is CBS so obsessed with superfan nerds?
the two most annoying guys on the island and theyre fucking gay for eachother
>twirling his hairBRO
Imagine being Linnea and getting stuck on the Asperger’s tribe
>>223757508>>223757509>>>/lgbt/
Lover boys are definitely closeted gay boys. Ones touchy feely while the other twirls his hair with his fingers....Ghhhhhheeeeyyyyy!
F
>>223757434>when thai ladyboy reveals he is just a lady
>>223757502It’s jeff
>>223757519I kinda feel bad.
>>223757533>when there's no Tribal tonight and Lewis gets medevac'd
thoughts on season 51 so far?
>>223757502unproblematic, performative, easy to control and edit
>when you have two fags on your tribe and they're showmancing
did they...?
>be Linnea>hot as hell, so none of the guys will vote you off>kind, strategic and funny, so none of the girls will vote you off>well adjusted, so not concerned about getting put in a different tribe; you can always make new friends>get tribe swapped onto a tribe with two autistic closeted fags that can’t stop talking about side super mario characters, one woman stuck halfway through evolution, unclear if she can even speak English, an Irishman who’s been asleep since the moment he landed on the beach, and a little Asian twink who looks at her with nothing but jealousy
fried chicken and waffle kit
is there actually a medevac??? there's 30 mins left and we're just now starting the challenge
they didn't look too excited about coffee
>>223757656probably thinking of the liquid diarrhea that it will induce
HAHAHHAHAHA
why couldn't we get slip n slide instead
Actually a unique interesting challenge
they HATE eric
BYE BYE WHITE GIRL
is this the white loctus puzzle that rachel got btfo on
i hope cookout tribe gets gutted entirely
>>223757716No, Rachel's version was much easier and didn't require to do some physical technique, it was literally just rolling a ball
LINNEAGODS WE WON
Somebody clip that shot of Jelly squatting
wait what?
THE BALL DIDN'T FALL IN THE WATER JEFF!!!RESET
>>223757735
RIGGEDJEFFBALL
they focused on jelly for 2 seconds after she gave idol to Jeff so I knew her tribe will lose
Fun Fact: Did you guys know Lauren is one of the only 6 players in BB history to win an HoH comp, a veto and a blockbuster in one season of big brother
>”The ball didn’t land in the bucket that it has to land in to win. BUT THAT’S OKAY! THIS CHALLENGE IS OVER!”
>>223757776she's the best to ever do it so it makes sense
>>223757784>>223757786>YOU'RE GOOD!
>chicken directly touching the flameit's definitely going to be burnt on the outside and raw on the inside
>ball doesn't land in the goal>it's fine for some reasonTHAT'S HOW YOU DO IT ON SURVIVOR!!!
imagine being one of the white players on that tribe knowing the blacks will never vote out each other and it's you or the other white
>>223757786>Jim Nantz voice>”Well Gene? Whattaya think?”
>>223757814it's jet black and theyre still cooking it
>mmhmmm>mmm>mmhmmalexis is donezo
>>223757827I’d have a Kramer moment in tribal
mousy white bitches actually noticing the nogs?
Why in the fuck did they switch from 2 tribes to 3. We had such a good thing going!
savu tribe is only 2 votes away from historic all blacks tribe
>>223757859It's so shit
>>223757863We had that on Cook Islands
>>223757583It's been a good season but this is the weakest episode so far and Jeff is starting to fuck up the season.by railroading it.
>>223757914>tease that you’re doing something actually interesting by hinting at a megatribe>instead, fuck up the interesting tribe dynamics by shuffling them > turn it into three tribes, guaranteeing the next three episodes will be snoozers> rig the challenge by making up rules in the middle Jeff’s had a terrible episode
>>223757853Unspokenly
>>223757955>rig the challenge by making up rules in the middle
>Who’s the massa now
>>223757955I used to adore Jeff, now I fucking hate him. He needs to go but unfortunately he owns the show
>>223757583breath of fresh air but this episode we're going back to the same old same old after going back to 3 tribes
ori unironically should role with the snow bunnies instead of the buddies
This episode was really boring
If I was stuck on the black tribe I would start talkin black like Quentin Tarantino on BET
WHY WOULD YOU NOT PLAY YOUR SHOT IN THE DARK HERE???
do you think the old man and his grandson stayed in or the two moms?
Cookout won
>>223758049Already used it
to the surprise of NO ONE GREAT EPISODE JEFF!
who is running the race?
>>223758052hope the grandson/grandpa team stays in desu
>>223758099true
>Was looking like the best season in years>”not so fast!”>most boring survivor episode I’ve seen
>all girls alliances are a meme even on TAR
>>223758121women secretly, sometimes openly, hate each other or try to undermine each other and it will never work in any competition or field
holy shit the father and son beat them!
they did not need to drag this shit out all week. but im happy the team i like survives
>>223757351While having more moving pieces is better on paper, a solid majority in a bigger tribe makes for really bad survivor seasons.>22-23-24-26 all had unyielding majorities>Ghost Island was plagued by a Naviti majority throughout>Edge of Extinction had Kama dominate the game and one of them would've won if EoE wasn't thereThe number of bad survivor seasons resulting from a 2-tribe start are just too many for me to believe it's the better format.
The girl with the brown boyfriend is so hot. Shame she's Filipinxed
teams SCRAMBLE
imagine the smell at that place
the brown girl is so rude to her dad
Jenna/Alexis probably (and rightfully) assumed the other 3 would not vote each other out so their only options were each other. I kinda wish they had stuck to 2 tribes post-switch just to see how that played out
i like the evil fag archetypes
lauren
tysongods we're gonna get another win https://www.youtube.com/live/OlDIakVJWfY
>>223759376yuck, what an awful bb cast
IT'S TIME
OY OY OY OY OY OY OY
>>223759440i saw drew and melody are the mystery bb players, who are the survivor ones?
>>223759376>>223759440>brendon is the only moid straggot from bb
Poop bros..... we are back
>we'll consider possibly doing that in the future maybe
Poop bros.... it's our time
post season still mid?
It's not looking good for Linnea
>buddy tribe
>>223759823BLACKED
kilby is a cartoon character
>being a minority is terrifying adjacent
>it took however many fiji seasons until 51 for someone to look up and study ecological information on fiji
>we've got the numbersThe buddies are going to stay together for social reasons, the lightskins do not have the numbers
carter is weird and going far
>loverboys They're gaying each other
>>223760187we love carter
>not quiteactually yes quite
>yet another episode of buddies struggling with fluid dynamics
RED
YELLOW on a technicality
>ive taken my first lifebro you killed many insects before
>no one knows the buddies are all really tight
getting voted out by 3 people this early is lamecmon jeff
>edit at camp is all buddies vs the light skins>tribal edit is all purple vs yellow
>ori what did you do today to make sure its not you>be black
>I'm not a basketball guy >I'm a pastor
>thanking them for voting you out
;_;
IT'S A COOKOUT SEASON
>>223759376DREW IS FINITO
>>223762308BRO
last for lauren
