this movie is so bad holy shit
*CLK CHK CHLUCK KLUK*
i felt secondhand embarrassment watching it
>>223756758Can they not get the cheek implants removed? I don't think I've seen anyone ever reverse it.
>>223756758*sneaks past you*
>>223756811great webm
>>223756811Spielberg is cooked
>>223756758PROJECTBLUEBEAM
>>223756811can Spielberg stop moving the camera for 1 second. It's so fucking distracting
>>223756758Genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen, like zero value
>>223756811as stupid as this whole thing looks, I'm still giving it high marks for being a long take one-shot. directors are so hack these days that they need a dozen cameras across two dozen shots just so they can schizo-edit every single scene. long take one-shots are so rare these days
Oh yeeeeah. I forgot this movie existed.
>>223757008long takes are hacky
>>223757008long-take is the biggest meme in film in over a decade. You know what would be better? Shooting it normally so you can actually use better takes instead of doing it one time and going "well that wasn't completely terrible so we'll keep it because it's too expensive to do it again"
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>>223757094>>223757127hack directors detected
>>223756811The implication of the shot with all the bad guys showing up is that he's fucked and has to let his gf go.Like anyone watching would've thought "well clearly he can't go back to the house, what's he going to do, Skyrim sneak past all the cops?"And then that's exactly what happens.Peak comedy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8nQc_1B7P4
>>223756811Spielbergo is so gimmicky.
>>223756811most ebin gif ive ever watched
>>223756811is there at least kino music that goes with this from John Williams?
>>223756811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubU-dB8B-94
>>223756809The buccal fat removal surgery makes the cheeks look like that. There may also be some filler but the main thing is the buccal fat.
>>223757297kek
spielberg lost his touch with war of the worlds. I know a guy who saw it at the age of 8 and nearly pissed his pants. but he has almost no recollection of it now.
>>223757420Her head is noticeably wider by like half an inch on either side. There's no way removing fat makes your face expand. WTF her jaw looks broader too.
>>223757544Her hair is hiding it
>>223756811Cops definitely let you drive at/ run into them rather than shoot you>>223757138I usually hate this but this one made me kek
>>223757271Just Yakety Sax
>>223757544time is so cruel to us
>>223756778That's the sound Blunt makes when she's gagging on my fat hog
>>223756758blunt and hewson did a good job, but i was surprised how this film did literally nothing novel, like even the alien design was like traditionally cartoonish ayy lmao tier, i was blown away, like literally nothing new
Unironically this movie is actually solid.If it had come out in the 70s when aliens and ESP were at the height of their popularity, it would’ve become a classic. Only downside is the slightly rushed nature of the ending and Emily Blunt’s wooden acting, but the overall premise is still cool.
>>223757594>SWAT members, little old ladies and big titty birds in bikinis chasing his car down the road as the credits roll
>>223756811he fast
>>223756758Yo aliums? Hold up, calling my priest to tell him to fuck off!
it's one of the worst movies I've ever watched. it's the worst movie I've watched in a movie theater.
>>223756758>his movie is so badIt really is. The industry didn't have the heart to admit it was a bomb in terms of all the hype
It's hilarious that this was supposed to be Spielberg's big comeback and it killed whatever was left of his career and he hasn't been heard of since. It was his Joker 2.
