Let me guess, you need more?
>>223757306If I could smoke inside Id be really happy
i dont even need the tv if ive got smokes and beer
>>223757306literally almost died from stepping on a bottle once, dont keep glass on your floor
>>223757352Maybe you're just a loser.
>>223757306I'm gonna need at least two beersAnd maybe a pizza
>>223757352I got a no glass on the floor rule as well after stepping on a drinking glass and getting 6 stitches
>>223757352how is that even possible. maybe ive watched too many movies but what
>>223757403the rest of the beers are in the fridge and i assure you there are at least 11 more of them these days. i havent seen one of those 6 packs with the duck-trapping plastic things in ages
Maybe some chips would be nice.
>>223757306ill take a shirt
>>223757306Yes, I am an unabashed materialist and define my happiness through the accrument of physical items. More stuff = more happy.
>>223757306>that glareIs this just boomers 'making do' instead of using their brains
>>223757467went right through my foot on Easter night, lost a pint of blood
>>223757352
>>223757573I survived
>>223757352I left an open pocket knife on my floor and almost stepped on it but I'm still going to laugh at you.
>>223757644It was right next to my desk! I was playing Civilization and went to go to the bathroom and almost died......its not funny!
>>223757352>>223757440Wise anons are wise. I left a pair of glass diving goggles on the edge of a pool when I was in the 5th grade. Took them off while in the pool, sat them on the edge of the pool, went back to swimming. My best friends mom slipped and fell on them hard and cut her thigh wide open and had to get rushed to the ER. Don't leave glass on the floor.
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>>223757725and that's why you always leave a note.
>>223757306TV rots your brain
>>223757690I once stood on my own testicle climbing out of a pool. It hurt worse than anything I've ever experienced before or since.
>>223757559>m-m-muh glarehe's got beer and ciggies mate everything else is bullshit
>>223757306Well... I haven't had a cigarette in twenty something years.I don't drink that much beer now that my blood pressure is an issue apparently.So those two I can do without.But my back is absolutely shot so I could use a cushion or two.And curtains maybe?And I've always been more of a radio guy anyway... So...You tell me...
>>223757764i tripped over my dick yesterday. i'm usually more careful about tying it around my leg.
>>223757764I had one of those old, large Coca-Cola bottles bounce off a delivery truck and hit me straight in the nutsack...My girlfriend at the time just fucking stood there.I had to take a fucking cab to the ER.
>>223757306yeah i'm gonna need at least 10 more bottles
>>223757467>>223757352this anon is right this happened to someone a few years agohttps://watchpeopledie.tv/h/aftermath/post/550098/man-bleeds-to-death-after-fallingif it hits any of your arteries you're gone
>>223757306>cancer sticks and reddit juicemust feel good must feel good must feel good must feel good
>>223757997>cancer sticksthe most reddit post i've seen all day
>>223757306That's a three million dollar home
>>223757560>5 glass beer bottles on the floorthis is a death wish. DONT LEAVE GLASS ON THE FLOOR
>>223757306Replace a tv with a radio, take away the smokes and lawn chair and that's me. Oh, and make it an apartment. There seem to be two powerful and directly contracting demands on men in society; either be content with next to nothing and feel shame for wanting more, or never be content and feel shame for wanting nothing. What gives?
>>223758226this guy gets it
