>>223758223Michelle Obama did this.
>>223758223Inflation
>>223758223American audiences didn't understand that they were in a school so they had to add trayst. I made it up
>>223758223that food was all cooked by house elf slaves....
Is everything in this show dark and gloomy?
>>223758836Ye, they forgot that the first movies were supposed to be from Harry's PoV, and at that point, the Wizarding World seemed to him a truly magical place.
>amerifats notice food changes before the reboot is even out
>>223758862umm I think it is magical in fact
>>223758836i'd nut on them both to assert my dominance
>>223758875This post again, lol
>>223758915I mean, the lighting and shit. Pretty sure it was the directors changing shit, but form the outside, it looks like Harry becoming more aware of things if you look at the lighting levels in each movie.
>>223758836reflects Trump's America
>>223758836I hate this greyed out low saturation effect that demands HDR but looks shitty either way. They did the same thing with handmaids tale and the entire show is grey and lifeless.
>>223758875Heh
I was skipping through a recent download of Troy to see if i got the right 4k remaster (i didn't), fucking hell it feels amazing to see sunlight on skin through film.Flat and dullness is just reflective of our modern culture i think, probably mixed with people pretending to be deep and thoughtful. Modern cinema lacks sincerity, feels like it stems from gen-x cynicism and irony.
>>223758836it's the netflix approved digital look
>>223758836the people who make modern media are all on heavy doese of psychoactive medication.
>>223758289Trump hogwarts
>>223758289Wtf did the first female democratically elected head of state maggie thatcher mean by this?
>>223758915the only magic trick they're pulling is making any and all interest in their show disappear.
>>223758289i could take or leave everything else at McD's, but man I fucking love mcnuggies.
>>223758875>Britcucks have never known abundance so they can't even notice the lack of it
>wizard kids be eating corn on a cob and chicken thighsWhat else, Rowling? Watermelon and grape juice?
>>223758836It's the "We hate JK Rowling" version of HP
>>223759445Snigga exists, so he probably made a potion for that.
>>223759278>Well done, Slytherin... However, Gryffindor is the greatest house in all of Hogwarts. Many say the greatest house of all time. It's true.
>>223760785>bans the Beauxbatons delegation
>>223758223the trays make it seem not magical at all
oh looks it that thread where the reddit faggot OP samefags for 24 hours desperately trying to get screencaps to take home again
You can't have school for wizards be magical and whimsical in 2026. That's not allowed
>>223760922sadit and the soundtrack were what made the first movie so magical
>>223758836yeah even hermione is KEK
>>223758223Netflixization of cinema
I know its a modern adaptation but did they really need to add the scene of luna lovegood getting raped by half a dozen pakistanis that live in the hotel built right next to the school?
>>223758223No Lyra Malfoid.
>>223758223>nasty ass sweaty chicken and cold plain corn is the best the magical wizardly rulers of the earth can do
>>223761881Most banquets you see in film are actually ordered for the cast and crew, the union workers, etc. It's one of the perks.
Wizard Margaret Thatcher cut their budget.
>>223758836Remember how they spent months gaslighting everyone about her ethnicity until some one finally got them to admit she’s part Indian?
>>223761250why's obelix so small
>>223761920>the old movies needed to have dozens of extras on set to be the kids in the background, therefore the banquets were huge in the movies as well because it was just convenient>the new """series""" is just a couple of twerps and some ai kids in the background, therefore the kids only get a tiny portion, the portion that only they would eatdamn... this really says something about society or something...
>>223758223Times are tough in the UK.now 90% of hogwarts food supply goes to feeding illegal migrants.
>>223762306The main actors will have eaten their specially created whim foods. Extras and shit can simply be created in CGI as you say. There goes a bit of movie making history which dates back to the ancient days of theater, all the way back in the deepest antiquity, no doubt.
>>223758836modern cameramen cannot work with digital cameras. they also don't want to bother with proper lighting on the set. the chips are extremely light sensitive, so they just pull the the sensitivity down, making today's filmslop.
>>223760785>Gryffindor's the greatest house of all time. That's what everyone says, they tell me. They tell me they've never seen anything like it. The Durrmstrang headmaster said to me he's never seen a house like Gryffindor. Very smart people at Durmstrang, very smart. They've had problems but they're very smart
>>223758836Fucking disgusting. The early stories are supposed to be bright and whimsical and the aesthetic got progressively darker to coincide with the tonal change. This is dogshit. Why does nobody in Hollywood know what they're doing anymore?
>>223762141no, I don't. can you post it?
>>223762306most of the banquet food in the movies were props except for the pieces closest to the actors.there's a BTS showing this
>>223758836movies specifically followed idea that the books start off bright and fantastical whilst growing darker as harry grows upretarded tv series immediately went for low lighting realism
>>223763004>whilst growing darker as harry grows upWish this meme would endThey get dark at 3 and just stay fucking dark. The series is 75% dark filter
>>223758223 house elf lives matter chud
>>223762273Asterix wears lifts
>>223758836>It's wingadium leviosaar, bloody boy who redeemed bitch.
>>223761250The first two Asterix movies are mad comfy lad
>>223758289when mcdonalds fries are cooked properly they are god like sadly that only happens 10% of the time nowadays
>>223758836babehoood bros.......this doesnt bode well maybe puberty will save her
>>223764095for me? max cheese fries with extra cheese dip
>>223759048Dilate.
>>223764075those films were vilified in europoor land by rlmites the same way the prequels and anything not faithful to a garbage DC comic are
>>223764146>comparing basic bitch fries with loaded fries that costs half your paycheckwell no shit retard
>>223761250pretty sure the lower scene is supposed to be at night, or dawn, since they try to pass through roman defense
>>223761250
>>223764168wagecuck problems don't matter to me
>>223764212way to miss the point dipshit
>>223764271not dipshit. cheese dip. get it right, wagie
>>223759420abundance? think you meant obesity LOL
>>223758836>>223759048UNIRONICALLY, they started this faggotry in 2017. Muh "dark timeline".
