Freak Fights vol. 23 editionPrevious >>223753870
would you have sexwith a satanic goat woman
First for Leaving D.C.
>>223756507>Half of the second film is just a recap of the firstJaps do this a lot for some reason, especially when it comes to anime.They'll do a season, then make a movie which is literally just the season but cut differently so it fits into a movie format.But the worst part is it will include a couple of new scenes, so if you're a big fan of the IP, you have to watch it.Boggles the mind why they do this.
Onslaught is so woke, you have to be some low iq liberal loser to enjoy it.
what's the matter big guy, you sacred? come on in
Honest thoughts?
>>223761232
I remember horror shorts being pretty cool back when I was a teen, but nowadays I tried to watch some and they are all the same shit, did I change or horror shorts are shit now?
>>223761287i might
Is it sacrilegious pointing out how much more attractive Caroline Williams is than the two women in the original TCM, even though that film is considerably better? She reminds me of five different actresses I'm a fan of:>her crazy eyes remind me of Henstridge and Stef Joosten>at certain angles, her face/haircut bear resemblance to Daria Nicolodi + Francoise Hardy>sounds exactly like 70s/80s Debra WingerThat deep, raspy chainsmokin' southern twang is so damn sexy coming out of a temperamental leggy cutie, especially when Stretch constantly does that guttural scream in the second half.
>>223761287>that zesty coverThink I might have to skip this one boss
>>223761298Zoomers invented something called "analog horror" which is just garbage where nothing happens and then at some point there's a crude spooky face with a VHS filter on it.They consider this the height of horror for some reason.
>>223761289my thought is I want more shaggy dog noir horror-mysteries, emphasis on mystery. and I'm not sure why there aren't with how popular falling down rabbitholes is in online culture
>>223761309She looks like me
>>223761273hmmmm...
>>223761370No, harperfag, you don’t look like her.
>>223761309>joost enjoyer in my /hor/I will never forgive Kojima for dropping her from Death Stranding and now he prefers a fucking tranny over the joost.
frogman 2 status?
>>223761289Some of the acting and shots at the start of the film is really amateurish, but as it went on I was won over. The ending is disappointing as a gut response, but the more you learn the more it makes you want to rewatch it.
Please recommend me more trippy 70s movies with synthesizer soundtracks.I've already seen Picnic At Hanging Rock and Suspiria
>>223761343literally me
>>223761233To the anon who mentioned not being able to find Paranormal Phenomena with subtitles last thread, I found it online to stream for free and you can upload your own sub file.
>>223761398Just watch top 100 giallos.
>>223761298a) all shorts used to be better because they used to require learning how to use actual equipment and editing things by hand, etc. the bar to entry for "filmmaking" is so low now that it was impossible for average quality not to plummet.b) people make horror shorts to try and kickstart their film careers, not because they have drive. it's the film equivalent of getting a summer job at McDonald's, not something done out of passion.
>>223761233Belial wins. Fatality.
>>223761420No thanks, already watched like 6 of them and they are all super lame compared to Suspiria. I'm sure I'll get eaten alive for this opinion but they seem more like crime thrillers to me than horror. Also they aren't trippy.
>>223761309I don't think most people think of TCM1 as a sexy movie, so you're okay there, lol
Why there are no horror kinos where the killer is a big booba chick?
>>223761439>saggy pancakesnasty
>>223761343I love nu-Munsters and I have since day one
>>223761445Someone get Sydney on the line stat.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>223761298I thought this one was good. Pauly Shore, Nick Swardson, Doug Joneshttps://youtu.be/3ETZmhzURfQAM1200 is my favorite horror short but it appears it's since been taken off youtube.
>>223761445Does this count
>>223761462fine>begins looking up ju-on parody javs
>>223761436Then don’t post here
>>223761436>they seem more like crime thrillers to me than horror.you're correct, but they're still a huge chunk of the horror family and you're stuck with them. if by trippy you mean as in mind-bending, you're wrong. if by trippy you mean as in groovy, you're also wrong. so start watching some giallo, boy-o. Every day until you like it.
>>223761462Cute!
>>223761276Leaving Las Vegas >>> Leaving DC
>>223761436They are definitely trippy. Try Woman in Lizard’s Skin
>>223761436Watch Una lucertola con la pelle di donna. Released in 1971 and directed by the legendary horror maestro Lucio Fulci, it is widely considered one of the ultimate masterpieces of the psychedelic giallo era.
>>223761482Let me know if you find anything good.
>>223761538>Una lucertola con la pelle di donnaI don't know whether to watch it or to ask for it with extra tomato sauce!
>>223761448based
dolls?
Not as bad as I thought it would be.
Why did anyone hate this kino?
>>223758461>I enjoyed Suspiria but I'm a pleb so I liked Phenomena morePoints for honesty, anon.>>223761389Hell yeah, and fuck him for dumping her for Schafer. I've been a Joost enthusiast since MGSV came out, plus she's neurotic, looks a bit like Farmiga and prefers younger guys. What's not to love?>>223761439I agree outside of the handful of tasteful ass shots.>>223761472Everyone always mentions Selma Hayek (and understandably so), but I always liked how charmingly flat Juliette Lewis was in this.
youtube.com/watch?v=Gsr1F1Uf0Is
>>223761436You clearly don’t know anything.
>>223761576don't worry about it honey
>>223761599these guys look like dorks but they all have wives, kids, giant houses, giant trucks, high-paying jobs, and come from big families.meanwhile I'm broke, single, childless, a renter, estranged from my family, and don't even drive.
Onslaught = middle aged post wall aged out single mom roastoe beating genetically enhanced super soldiers.
The instant karma of stumbling into a river on your crutches and then getting eaten alive by rats after you drowned a sack of cats is very humorous. Pretty enjoyable, glad that these movies now have average runtimes and I don't have pay as much attention to the plots anymore. Most brutal film yet in regards to the female cast and it's amazing that the big showstopper moment was a doofy skeleton prop but it worked. I kinda figured this was connected to Suspiria before the film ended in almost exactly the same way. Weird that Tenebrae isn't the third film considering the proximity of release and the title, sure.>>223761233Ginger Snaps vs Basketcase would be a fun schlocky crossover.
>>223761472Her boobs aren't half bad, but definitely it's her lower body what gets most of the praise.
Was walking out of the woods after hunting the other night and swore I heard someone say my name. This is a picture of essentially where I was at. Any good /hor/ kino for this feel?
>>223761619>high paying jobsYou’re dumb.
>>223761635corm
Onslaught is confirmed wokeslop.
>>223761579>Why did anyone hate this kino?Didn't hate, just promptly forgot is allThe male protags are sorta sissified and euro cucked city slickers in the woodsNot ideal or full relatable to me, but watchable enough on netflix way back when
>>223761398>synthesizer soundtracksI dunno about that, but watch The Grapes of Death.
>>223761658stop posting about that garbage movie and let it rot forgotten like it deserves
>>223761635
>>223761398Phantasm
>>223761622>genetically enhanced super soldiers get beat when they encounter the slightest bit of resistance
>>223761679Why? Cause the movie made you look like a dumb ruralfag?
>>223761635here are all the recs i got for movies with cornfields a couple threads back:>freddy vs jason>dark night of the scarecrow>jeepers creepers 2>signs>in the tall grass>1922>children of the corn>The Fields>Escape The Field>Fear PHarm 1&2>Scarecrows (2017)>Dark Harvest>clown in a cornfield
>>223761593Love the Maus
>>223761635Blair Witch Project
don't go in the thread
>>223761755I genuinely love that movie
don't leave the thread
>>223761711>Why? Cause the movie made you look like a dumb ruralfag?No, because it's not a hicksploitation horror it's just some britbongs getting wrecked in the woods by an ancient monster
>>223761539WAKM-005 is the closest I can find. It's clearly at least somewhat inspired by Ju-On.
NEXT KINO:Prince Of DarknessI expect this to be good since John Carpenter is a consistent filmmaker, or at least he was
>>223761583There was a sad interview she did where she said Kojima offered her a role and sent stuff over and then her agent who is like an aunt or something waited about 6 months to follow up and reply by which point he had cast that french chick. It's like she could have had the part and wasn't even her fault but her agent not being on top of things
>>223761753>The Makers of Last House on the LeftI just watched the remake with Sara Paxton again last nightBut only the 5 or 10 minutes worth I wanted to rewatch
>>223761619Every guy who looks like that is a stepdad
>>223761818This is retarded
>>223761436I only really appreciate them when the cinematography is interesting. Or if they're crammed with beautiful women.Luckily that's a decent amount.
>>223761826Debate me then
To the anon that uploaded Sorority House Massacre 2 and Hard To Die to Gofile yesterday.ThanksThey were both better quality than the copies I had.I extracted Hard To Die just fine without any issue. I assume you were using Winrar or some stupid shit. I used 7zip and it worked.
>>223761619Giving way too much credit. They're in bitter custody battles or paying alimony. When their children grow up, they won't talk to them anymore.
>>223761843NTA but no I won't debate you
to the guy that said I don’t belong here and I’d be gone soon, hello! still here you pretentious cunt! I’ve literally watched 50 horror films this year alone, huge fan of the genre, not going anywhere!
>>223761894That anon died. He can't see your post.
>>223761907Actually he's a spooky ghost and can see all of our posts and is in that guy's bedroom right now
I came back just to haunt this thread
>>223761894>50 horror films this year >huge fan of the genreYou’re not in the wrong place, cowboy
>>223761810Fantastic movie, just not what you expect, and definitely need to watch with an open mind.
>>223761916I cast a ritual barring that ghost from seeing the thread using old Vincent Price VHS tapes for each pentagram point
>>223761812the LHOTL remake is a crime against the original on par with the remakes of Martyrs and Inside.>>223761846checked the archive and I can recognize posts as mine recommending this back at least at much as 2018. glad it's finally getting the recognition it deserves.
>>223761894The membership fee here is 3 horror movies a day
>>223761928it doesn't work if you're using this one
My life is a horror film
>>223761953Well fuck
Any movies similar to Thomas Ligotti horror stories? I already know the ones like True Detective that use his philosophy books but I'm more interested in horror than philosophy
wish I could talk more but I’m literally busy watching another horror movie rn! it’s called the passenger, it was free on Amazon and I hear it has some decent jumpscares, which I actually value in a horror movie, unlike certain pretentious snobs that are big boys now and don’t get scared by horror movies because they’re so mature and brave and the black girl said “he cute”
>>223761846i am not that anon but i was in the discussion about hard to die and still recommend it, especially for the redheaddid you watch hard to die
>>223761951well I have a job so that’s a little much for me sport, but thanks for posting!
>>223761983No worries, man. Just go somewhere else for now
>>223761983Your boss here. I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.
>>223762002no I think I’m gonna stick around for a while, see if it’s any good, but thanks for posting, appreciate you
>>223762023You sound like a redditor
>>223762008jokes on you I already work Saturday!
Done with Onslaught, the other anon was right, the first 20 minutes are a waste of time and they add nothing to the movie, but after that the movie is pretty good, but then again, the final part is very lackluster to say the least, they did such a good job hyping up the bad guys for them to be dealt with in the lamest ways, they could have at least got a couple more characters in the good guys side to play with but no, would really enjoy a movie like this but with an actually cool last chapter.
>>223762035I’ve never posted on Reddit but I appreciate your hard work and dedication to gatekeeping, it’s good to see people still care about nurturing a productive and high quality environment, I’m glad we could have this talk, I think it was very productive. thanks for posting
>>223762045The whole movie felt like it was building up to some big action and then the movie ended.
>>223761579>cool story about being lost in the woods and horrible scary spooks are going down>nope actually it's a cult in the woods and it's loki and sheeitShut it off when it gets to that part and it's great.
>>223762048When that soldier got his leg cut off, I thought, “Okay, we must be about 30% into the movie. The action is finally about to start.” Then the movie ends 10 minutes later. Fuck that movie.
>>223761579A lot of build up for an underwhelming confrontation with the creature at the end and only like 1 kino shot of it.
>>223762048Go back.
>>223762048I wonder if you have the self-awareness to see how immediately and thoroughly you diminished the quality of the thread with your unsolicited attention whoring. you're actively making it worse with your presence. are you too stupid to see that?
Watched Vermines. It was alright.
>>223762112go back to watching my horror movie? well thanks for looking out, I appreciate the thoughtfulness and compassion you’ve demonstrated. I think you’re right, it would be better if I continued watching this movie, but don’t worry, I’ll be back to discuss all the horrifying (heh) details when I’m finished! thanks for posting, great talk, appreciate you >>223762121Thank you for providing feedback. I appreciate your honesty and constructive criticism and would love to hear any more thoughts you have for me. it’s so rare to get such an emotive, passionate response and I’m grateful for the time and effort you took to post it. If this is any indication of the community itself, I have a lot to look forward to in my continued interactions with you all! thanks for posting
>>223762166I hope you get lyme disease and die.
spooky stuff!
>>223762180I recently discovered WM on AM gay porn is basically just straight porn and hits juuust the right spot when you're in a certain mood
allowed films - femboy horror
>>223762175you’re such an intense and enthusiastic presence here and your fiery personality is as admirable as it is endearing. If this experience is any indication, I’m sure to enjoy my continued stay here in these hallowed threads. I’m so lucky to be alive today to experience such brave and thought provoking people, it’s truly a gift to be cherished for the rest of my long and happy life
>>223761389You deserve it for being a kojima fan.
>>223761951Can I watch the same movie 3 times?
>>223762304Yes.
>>223761894almost certainly the jeet troll, ignore anyone that sounds like they have a stick up their ass and can't type full sentences.
>>223762336Can I substitute the third movie for an episode of a horror show or a video game?
>>223762351Horror show, yes, game, no.
>>223762348Why are jeets unable to make a good horror movie?
Just finished. 100<100 #16Another attempt at doing WNUF, but barely. This one is older than I expected, from 2015. It starts with a text crawl explaining we're about to see a preserved broadcast from 1979 that ended in a massacre, then it jumps into a clown introducing the main program with lots of digitally added vhs glitches. Then we get three horrible shorts that were clearly shot without this project in mind. That's the thing that kills me about modern horror anthologies. Outside of a handful I can think of pre-2000, anthology segments were usually SHOT FOR the movies they ended up in, but these days we're glutted with "anthologies" that are just a handful of pre-existing amateur shorts jimmied into feature by adding a framing device. They even throw a couple of fake commercials in here, but there is zero of the verisimilitude of WNUF. It's an ineffective, uninteresting hodgepodge.
>>223762398this is a surprisingly resourceful shot from the first story, about a werewolf. they don't bother trying to explain how a werewolf would explain this happening, but whatever, it's a cool effect.
>>223762413this is from the second segment, a very lame sitcom parody about a family where the men are serial killers. when this mom popped up I almost did an irl spittake. this is the only movie she's been in.
>>223762442
>>223761969do you even know what you mean when you ask for that?
>>223762454>our actress is having trouble emoting what can we do>just point a loaded gun at her off camera it'll be fine
>>223762454for me? it's gremlins cereal
>>223761846BASEDI am that anon.My computer slaved away for 15 hours downloading at 66.6kbps from rarelust LMAO. I am so glad it worked. >I assume you were using Winrar or some stupid shit. I used 7zip and it worked.Heroic post. I was using preinstalled winrar and just downloaded 7zip and it worked. Relinking the gofile for all based anonshttps://gofile.io/d/iDx30oSs - Sorority House Massacre IIhttps://gofile.io/d/1TXB0fRo - Sorority House Massacre III Hard To Die The first film is on DDLBase in 1080p and 4k Remux btw
>>223761233Duane would need to stick Belial to his head for this to be a fair fight.
>>223762515that's not healthy
First of tonight's double feature for me is Ice Cream Man (1995)
>>223762655two scoops
some rul good corn in the beginning of Dark Night of the Scarecrow 2
Rich and free bros, how’s October going?
other mommy was really good. anyone else watch it?
>>223762577I've got another idea
>>223762737I've seen roughly 65% "it was kino" to "it was shit" reviews here
what did /hor/ think about this?
>>223762748Fucking kek, I forgot about this.
>>223762737Yes>>>/wsg/6248984
>>223762750i really like it. i like how there was no question she was being targeted by something crazy. do you feel like they changed some things in the movie because of lindsay clancy? watching the movie its really good, but if you pay close attention something was missing and almost half the scenes from the trailer were not in the actual movie. i think the movie was changed drastically because of what was going on with women killing their kids.
>>223762768not again I can't take it
>>223762737I'm not into jumpscare fest movies. Watched the latest Insidious flick in theaters and it wasn't entirely forgettable but still a waste of time.
Guys what the fuck, you said this was worth watching and better than 2.This was at best background noise.
4chan is a pro jumpscare website
what compels people to use cgi blood? it looks terrible and corn syrup and red coloring can't cost more than cgi work
>>223762787im not a fan of jumpscares either. i just liked how out in the open they were about the monster.
>>223762817>we'll get back to you as soon as we know something>(tears up resume)
>>223762725Good, watching 3-5 movies a day
>>223761811>her agent who is like an aunt or something waited about 6 months to follow upWhat the F U C K
>>223762819It absolutely costs more and takes a lot more work and time to shoot practical fx blood vs cheat ass outsourced CGI that is probably AI at this point
>>223762818What’s a good horror movie with zero jump scares? Even the classics have a few
>>223762842Responding that promptly is way too forward for Japanese business practices. She should have scheduled an appointment to respond 6 years in advance only after waiting at least 14 months.
>>223761810Add In The Mouth Of Madness for a Carpenter double feature
>>223762846AI blood and gore genuinely looks much better than cgiWe're gonna see some crazy shit eventually
>>223762818always has been
>>223762896CUTEI hate when I open a gif and it does nuffin
>>223762842Yeah. I might be misremembering the exact number of months the agent waited but Joost talks about how Kojima called her telling her he has a part in his game he thinks will be good and sent her some concept art of the character. Then Joost says something like>and after the conversation I told my agent who called several months later to follow up and was told the part had gone to someone elsePoor girl. Dumb agent should know not to just sit on something that is almost hand given to an actress
>now playingfinally giving it a chance after years of passing it overObviously it's gonna be a sub-5/10 "film".. I'll reserve half my brain for posting while I watch
>>223762954oops
>>223762961super kino
>>223762896
>>223762846idk how much cgi blood is but it seems like they could do this with $2 of fake blood and one homemade squib, or just a cooking syringe held under the armpit.
>>223762976>super kinoFeels like I'm watching something done by NYU film students playing around with their first $100k check
>>223762954>>223762961>>223762976Spookies is one of the best of the 80s. Pure spectacle all the way through.
>>223762842>>223762934I went and checked. I was wrong. Her Management didn't wait 6 months. HER MANAGEMENT WAITED A YEAR TO CONTACT THEM!She said she didn't want to bother him because he seemed busy so waited
>>223763013>$100k check80% of that probably went to one monster effect scene toward the end
>>223761924Just finished it.Holy shit this really freaked me out.Was this movie implying that Satan is actually God, or did I misinterpret it? Either way it was some serious existential terror. The dream transmission and the final jumpscare in the bed got me tooFucking cool concept for a movie>>223762871Seen it already, I actually vastly preferred this one. But I did enjoy Mouth Of Madness
>>223763010It's not really the cost of the materials it's the people with expertise you'd have to hire and the extra time it would take to film. Every second on set costs a lot of money.
>>223762857I watched one relatively recently that I was shocked was 100% anti-jump scare but I can't remember what it was. I know that Bring her back, Black Phone 2 and Companion don't have any, it's subjective whether they're good or not though.
how many of y'all motherfuckers are down with Science Crazed?
>>223763060Carpenter was by far the filmmaker who better understood Lovecraft and could make films that properly captured the essence of his works , even though he never made a direct adaptation of any of them.
>>223763036>HER MANAGEMENT WAITED A YEAR TO CONTACT THEM!WHAT THE FUUCCKKK NOOOO
>>223763060>>223763105Havent' watched this yet saving it for closer to Halloween. Gonna watch In The Mouth of Madness first. Rest In Peace Sam Neill.
>>223763060Interesting how many anons saw this and had the same response, that it's quite a creepy film. Though I think different elements hit for different people
I know /hor/ isn't fond of trauma horror, but this is a decent flick.
>>223762737Yeah bro I watched Coraline a long time ago.
>>223763177My Halloween day plan is a trilogy of>The Thing>Prince of Darkness >In The Mouth of Madness
>>223763225Prepare for kino
>>223763060silent hill 2 ass dodge and hit combat
>>223763219I don't think that's a trauma horror, but I get what you mean. I thought it was pretty good anyway.
>>223763238kek
>>223763244I'm not big on shitting on trauma horror, but this is pretty explicitly about a guy getting over accidentally murdering his mom
Finally watched From Beyond. Personally enjoyed Re-Animator a little more, but I liked the kinda otherworldliness of this one, and I can see why some people call it Barbara Crampton's best. Re-Animator is just better Combs kino.
>>223763238Good bit
>>223761846If you liked it, check out Scream Queens, it’s a series set in a sorority that parodies the slasher genre
is this horror?
SPOILERS Just finished Passenger, like the reviews said it had some decent jumpscares, and the middle of the movie was the best part with the building tension and the atmosphere was genuinely creepy. It kind of jumped the shark at the end with all the action, but it was still enjoyable. I’m actually quite surprised it was a happy ending, I was sure the boyfriend was going to die but they both survived. Everything had a payoff; the saint christopher stuff, the hobo signs, the gps, etc. the ending was just a bit generic and wasn’t all that spooky. The movie was best in the middle when it was just building tension and the atmosphere was spooky. Overall I’d give it a 3/5, not offensively bad but not great either. >>223762075jokes on you, nobody loses their leg in this movie, the guy injures his leg but never loses it, you tried to spoil me but clearly all the drugs and alcohol over the course of your miserable life has ruined your memory
>>223763504>10 legsis this a crab movie
>>223763510bro, spoiler TAGS are a thing you know
>>223763510he was talking about a different movie because his brain barely functions. he's unironically very low iq.
>>223763530spoilers aren’t until the middle of the paragraph and you should see the warning before that, but thanks for posting
>>223762180I don't understand, but I'm curious
>>223763510oh and - man I just thought this movie was stupid. Ovredal is a decent director but there is no saving a generic boogieman script like this.
>>223763545you're deliberately using the site wrong just to get attention?
>>223763521no but there are some crawling creatures. pic unrelatedit was fun for a random movie mostly done by fucking bulgarians
>>223763558It has some good moments, you’re just jaded >>223763564thanks for the feedback. I want you to know that your opinion is very important to me. I greatly value your perspective on things and your opinion is always welcome. Thanks for posting, and enjoy the thread. If you need someone to talk to, I’m here for you. stay safe and enjoy the horror movies!
>>223763225I wouldn't save In The Mouth of Madness for last. It's not the best of those three. Maybe you want to watch the best movie first though idk.Solid Halloween lineup though.
I kinda liked it but yeah, wish it was like 40 minutes maxIf the movie had more intense moments like the 'look under the bed' scene where actual interaction takes place this would possible been a classic for me, because they did nail the atmosphere
>>223763417>Scream QueensEmma Roberts kino
>>223763595>you’re just jadedyou don't know me. you know what, now I agree with that other anon that you're a cunt.
>>223763595NTA but do me a quick favor and google how to do spoilers text it takes 5 seconds.
>>223763620I think if you recut this and edited the jumpscares, I'd like it more. not remove them, just make them feel less like a ytp.
>>223763633thank you for your brutal honesty, it’s refreshing in a world tainted by corporate jargon and insincere politeness, your hard hitting commentary is a bright spot in an otherwise performative and, quite frankly, heartless environment. It’s people like you that bring life to these communities, and I’m thankful for the opportunity to speak to you tonight. If you have any further complaints I’d be happy to hear them, or if you want, I can redirect them to my manager so that your voice can be heard in these trying times. I understand your frustration and I want you to know that we care about you and value your opinion. thanks for posting, and have a wonderful night
>>223763642I already know how to do that since I’ve been here since 2007 but thanks for posting
>>223763620it was originally a 30 minute short, the longer version is better.>>223763710so you DID post spoilers intentionally without spoiler tags just to get people to react to your post?
>>223763385reanimator just is better in every way, on paper i think they're a bit closer but the execution of reanimator is so so so much better than it should have turned out. everything about it strikes the perfect balance of gore and horror and comedy. jeff combs never gave a better performance an david hale was as great an antagonist as anyone could hope for. from beyond was not very well executed on any level but the concept is still fantastic.
>>223763723or maybe I just didn’t feel like using a spoiler tag because it takes a bit to type it out and my method worked perfectly fine without it, but thanks for posting I appreciate you
>>223763742it doesnt really take that long to type out. what else do you have going on? you seem to be typing out a lot of extra words about how much you appreciate everyone so i think you have time.
Just watched The Hoodoos.Honestly this was probably one of the best horror movies I've seen in my life no I'm just kidding it fucking sucks.
>>223763742>Please make use of the spoiler image checkbox and spoiler tags. Purposeful spoiling of a series or movie is not allowed.
>>223763764>Honestly this was probably one of the best horror movies I've seen in my life no I'm just kidding it fucking suckshow am i supposed to parse these mixed signals
>>223763742>it takes a bit to type it outif you're not on mobile, just select the text and hit ctrl+s.
Just watched Maniac Cop.Tom Atkins is a very underrated guy in the genre. I thought he was great in Night of the Creeps and Halloween 3, and here, too. He doesn't get enough credit.
>>223763625the queen of /hor/
>>223763760you make a good point, and honestly, I’m thankful to have your perspective on this discussion, we all benefit from having a variety of views on this touchy subject, you truly are an empathetic and compassionate poster and I respect the concerns you have about my conduct in these threads. While I still believe that my spoiler method actually superior to the traditional method, since the black bit just encourages people to click on it due to our inherent curiosity, I think it’s great to have differing opinions and the freedom to disagree. We all benefit from the discourse, and quite frankly, we’re both better people for having this conversation. I want you to know that your feedback has been considered, and as always, thanks for posting
>>223763764>Voodoo?
>>223763799The Fog too
>>223763778people spoil movies all the time in these threads and never use the spoiler tags, and I could give you multiple examples in this thread alone of people not using spoiler tags, so it seems a bit disingenuous that you’ve focused on my post, which actually contained a spoiler warning, rather than the numerous posts beforehand which spoiled movies and had no warning or spoiler tag at all, but thanks for posting, appreciate
>>223763799I love Tom, but I think he gets exactly enough credit.fun fact: my boss met him at a con and says he's like 5'4. I don't know who to believe on that one.
Anyone watched S3 finale of Creep Tapes? Pretty good.
>>223761289I thought it was really good, but the ending was lackluster. Not bad, just not good.
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>>223763880>GO GO POWER RANGERS!>guitar shredding
>>223763812hehe
>>223763802Just watched Scream 4 partly for she.Considering watching American Horror Story for she. Never seen it before and it seems kinda gay.There's also The Blackcoat's Daughter and Abandoned but I glanced at the trailers and they kind of looked like fake horrors about a woman being crazy from trauma or something. Hopefully I am wrong about that.
>>223763834There are two kinds of people. Those who don't give Tom Atkins enough credit, and those who have seen Skeezer.
>>223763907What really impressed me with this movie was the soundtrack. I was especially shocked to hear Iron Maiden and Motorhead.
>>223764035Some people hated it, and I get why, but to me it hit the spot. The Maiden especially.
>>223763974AHS is definitely worth watching; you don’t necessarily have to see every season, as only some of them are connected.If you want to get a feel for it, you could try the spin-off, which consists mostly of standalone episodes.The spin-off is called *American Horror Stories*. I recommend episode 6 ("Feral"), about feral people in the Appalachians, and episode 5 ("Baal"), which is about demons (you can skip the rest of the first season of *Stories*, as it’s not very good).Alternatively, I’d suggest the first part of the tenth season, titled *Double Feature*, it’s only 6 episodes long and is really great
>>223764048It's like a fan video on youtube when she's running around to Maiden lolI love it though I've even seen Goblin, Maiden, and Motorhead live. Even saw Maiden with Motorhead.
>>223761430this whole massacre is abslutely insane and one of the greatest in cinema
>>223764084idk if you know Rhapsody of Fire but this song features the Phenomena theme. It was driving me crazy watching the film because the theme was already so familiar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFLgoDU6vc
>>223761463this ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeBNxJmqVVAit sucked
>>223764110its fine. not great.
Halfway through Exorcist II. Badly written man. But, to contrast with Amityville Horror, better filmed. And all the women were very attractive.
>>223764174i still believe exorcist 2 is filmed specifically to showcase cute girls and they forgot it was a horror flick til the last 20 minutes
>>223764035it was surreal. i loved the contrast. It was the only thing i liked about the movie besides JenCon.
I'm watching Buddy like I said I would yesterday. Enjoying it, he just fucked up a train kek.
>>223763105i think the resurrected is the movie that captured lovecraft style better
>>223763219didn't like it, it tries to do 3 storylines at the same time but they are all half baked, the protagonist was also horrible
>>223764226thats not very representative of lovecraft shits but it is the most filmic. resurrected is kino.
>>223761289Kino atmosphere. I've been trying to find more like this feel but have been unsuccessful. i've already seen Zodiac, Under the Silver Lake, Mothman Prophecies, Censor, and Red Rooms
brosI think maybe my purpose is I'm supposed to direct a genderswapped version of Dracula starring Hope Maddenshe's supposed to be a star but nobody seems to know this but me
>>223764267horror classics are something I don't roll my eyes at when they're gender flipped. I mean how many draculas have there been. we can have a draculess.
>>223764188>filmed specifically to showcase cute girlsI understand your sensing. I feel a bit bad about Louise Fletcher, how she must have felt reading the script and watching the complete movie.
>>223764316We can even habe a dracumore.
>>223764267>>223764316Countess Bathory you nincompoops
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>>223764335Also Carmilla
*staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
>>223764316I just wanted something where she gets to be sexy and menacing and I imagined her immediately in a Vampirella costume but Dracula is free and still she gets to be seductive and horny. And she's gonna hit 60 sooner than later, I need to make a move to capture her essence on film before that.>>223764335Countess Bathory is more obvious but I'm so sick of Bathory movies. I just watched Stay Alive a few weeks ago and couldn't believe even that was a Bathory movie.
>>223764362*screams at you in penis*
>>223761679sauce? shit looks awesome
>>223764455webm title says Animals 2008
Uhhh, isn't both Reagan and Linda Blair supposed to be 16 in Exorcist 2? KekekekekekYou know what I am talking about right?
