>>223761960
I wouldnt do anything. I would listen and thats what noone did

Only if it helped me get raped

>>223761960
I'd put in the work and then call the shots on who got raped and who didn't

>>223761960
But the way to get into the gang was to get raped first. Catch 22

>>223761960
you dont "join", if youre white in Cali Prisons you are a member of the Brotherhood or you're left for dead

>>223761960
everyone becomes racist in prison

>>223762079
Why do all jews fantasize about white guys raping eachother in prison and then make fictional movies about it?

>>223761960
>go to prison for vehicular manslaughter, a 16 month sentence in California for a first offender
>rather than ride it out, instantly fuck it up by joining a murder gang “for protection”
Shot Caller

>>223762113
It's a totally real situation, these things happen all the time, trust me

>>223761960
I would just avoid ever visiting the US or any other african country, by doing that I completely avoid going to prison in countries where gay niggers rape people and the whites do nothing about it.

>>223762122
I trust you

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>>223761960
Rape ... gangs?

>>223762113
>Ignore the fact that during his first night in prison he saw multiple niggers hold down and gang rape a new inmate that arrived along with him
>Ignore the fact that on his first day in the yard a nigger tried to start a fight with him

>>223762113
He got a front row seat to some other fresh inmate's gangrape on his first night dude

I mean if they need help with their computer skills I could help with that but I wouldn't want to do anything more than that.

>>223762113
Do everything he did but not kill the guy in the riot at Chino. That’s what sealed his fate and got him sent to Corcoran.

>>223762079

BBC

>>223762722
He would've been killed by the AB if he hadn't done that

>>223762765
He just needed to save the mexican guy from getting killed and not get caught on camera.

>>223762079
Wait till I tell you what the brothers get up to in there

>>223762681
>>223762690
They only did that because he was a zesty black guy. They wouldn't mess with a white man.

I'd just carry a cup of boiling how water with me everywhere. Yes I'd go refill it every 5 minutes, got nothing better to do. You want to start shit, sure, enjoy the 3rd degree burns on your face. That or earn solitary, I'm not a normie i can handle being alone for a year.

>>223763497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz0rTY9kbeo

>>223763405
If you actually believe that you better hope you never go to jail lmao. You gonna find out

>>223761960
Guards shouldn't be allowing rapes.

>>223763515
You're gonna get raped no matter how nasty you make yourself. I will stick with 3rd degree burns, thanks.

>>223763497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98FWF07qWGY

>>223763591
Don't underestimate boling water, Anon. Dissolve sugar in it and you get prison napalm, you now have a 100 C mixture that also sticks to the face. Shit's the prison meta.

>>223763497
Why are you under the impression convicts have access to boiling water at every moment of their sentence? They don't.

>>223763581
shit good point, I was being serious the whole time

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>>223761960

BBC LOTTERY

>>223761960
Just give everyone hjs and bjs so they’re not horny enough to rape you

>>223763679
Do you not realize how easy it is to create a heating element? All i need to boil water anywhere is any metal container, a battery and a wire. You can get that from a commissary. Water can be accessed at all times, toilet is always available.

>>223762079
Faggotry is a psychopathic dominance thing.

>>223761960
I unironically did this but ended up in the infirmary for the rest of my sentence. Last thing I remember was walking with some guards by the showers and the head guard saying: “get those rags off him”

>>223761960
In reality a guy like him would be more valuable to the gang without making him a lifesentence made member.
A well-off white guy without gang ties like him, is an infinite commisary and phonecalls glitch if you just keep the blacks off him and don't rape him.

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>>223761960
>join the aryans
>get raped anyway and turned into a prag

>>223763757
Yes my dude. I'm sure you're not just going to get punched in the back of your head/neck into a coma and spill your cup of spaghetti on the floor.

I would join a game first in then rape people

>>223764269
I have mastered the art of not being entirely oblivious to my surroundings. I bet you're one of those guys with headphones in and glued to their phone's screen in public, so it's not surprising you can't grasp the concept of situational awareness. I mean you couldn't even figure out how to boil water, after all.

Heres what I think would happen if I was that guy but myself:

Go to prison. Try to keep to myself.
White gang trys to recruit me.
Say nah Im just trying to get through this with no trouble.
>They tell the niggers Im free game and to rape and beat me, so i have to come crawling to them

nobody gets raped in prison
you literally just dont bother anyone and youre fine

>>223761960
>would you join a White supremacist group without the risk of it being infiltrated by a glownigger

>>223764888
>why does this dude in your gang have a hook nose
>they shank me to death

someone post it already, i wanna play

>>223764892
>he doesn't know that the average Aryan brotherhood member in prison has a higher level of jewdar than anyone on /pol/

I would join aryan Brotherhood (IN PRISON only)
only if I was doing 25 to life with no chance of getting out early

Now as far as sticking stuff up my ass I would not do that, so if they didn't want me for other stuff then I just simply wouldnt join

>>223761960
My friend did time for bank robbery, he converted to Islam to survive, in order to prove he wasn't a rapeable bitch he beat up some nigger and then fishhooked him by his asshole and dragged him around.

My other friend did time on a drug charge and didn't have to join shit, he describes prison like summer camp. They would do shit like place bets using their mattresses as currency (because the mattresses sucked so you need more than one to be comfy) at one point he had four mattresses.

A third acquaintance of mine did time for white collar crimes, he hung out with some old men playing cards and working in the kitchen, a gay guy bought him some items from the commissary but the others advised him not to take any gifts.

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>>223764927
>so if they didn't want me for other stuff then I just simply wouldnt join

>>223764988
frick

>free room & board
>free food
>free gym with zero foids dressed as whores to trap you into looking at them so they can have you kicked out of the gym
>can join White supremacist group without getting ruby ridged or waco'd by glowniggers
>killing a nigger will extend your stay and give you respect and better QoL overall
>you get free'd from your addiction to the internet
Prison in the US sounds like a dream

>>223761960
His career choices are admirable, just hope a hit is in store. God is a Bullet is the wackiest 1997 shit, ty to anon who recommended. I watched the 3 hour version not the Director's Cut. It so committed to the bit I can't hate it

>>223761960
What is up with Americans and their fascination/imaginary belief that prisons are as violent IRL as they are in Oz? Real docus have shown that while violence does happen it's nowhere near the level Hollywood likes to project it. Also here's a fun fact about prison rape, it mostly happens to twinks who give it uo for free and sometimes used among the gangs a as humiliation ritual.

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He didn't even do anything and still ended up in adx florence lmao

>>223762659
The episode where they go to her home planet was so stupid. Like we don't have rape gangs on Earth?

>>223764927
Forgot to mention Im black though. I would have to be a secret double agent they hire

>>223762079
>burgers
>white
That gay shit only happens in muttland

>>223766814
Lmao yeah, India and Russia have absolutely zero prison rape, haha.


Btw, I did 4 years in a medium security private facility, ask me anything

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>>223764927
>Now as far as sticking stuff up my ass I would not do that, so if they didn't want me for other stuff then I just simply wouldnt join
You'll get your fucking hands dirty.

>>223767620
>third world is full of ass fuckers
>who would have guessed
Sit back down dickless mutt nobody is talking to you

>>223762105
Jews are faggots.

>>223761960
>all prisons are the same
This is the problem with movies.
The person is always sent to some maximum security worst of the worst type deal.
Which isn't most prisons, there are multiple levels.

>>223762636
So you’re latinx or asian?

>>223763757
Go try that right now. I know you’ve never done it before so get a battery and a glass of water. Now do that while I’m raping you senseless.

>>223762113
He got the maximum sentence allowable because the judge on his case was a stickler about drunk driving. I think he had like 36 months before parole was an option if not more. He also got hit with a civil suit from his buddy's widow and his career was over so he was going to be totally fucked the moment he got out, which might have contributed to his self-destructive behavior.

>>223767716
>This shit only happens in America
>Okay it happens lots of other places more than america, but I hate America so....
You will never stop being obsessed

>>223766300
People want to believe there is a hell and bad people go there. The state has replaced religion so hell is an institution.

>>223763497
Boiling water won't do anything. Either make sugar syrup or use baby oil.
>>223763679
Why are you so confident on a topic you are ignorant on?

>>223764709
Unfortunately, when you're in prison, and you are constantly watching your back because you are always vulnerable, there are going to be lots of times where you can't watch your back, because you are always vulnerable.

Try making some friends and relaxing instead

>>223767918
This dude saw that one video of the euro prison and thinks that’s common.

>>223765047
>zero foids dressed as whores to trap you
>getting a life sentence and being put into solitary confinement for years is a better quality of life than general population
You're a fucking retard

Prison gangs take themselves so seriously. Always made me laugh how the tough ethnic criminal gangs are all like
>you'll get your fucking hands dirty in here like the rest of us!
But then you realise that all they mean is you'll either smuggle things up your ass or let yourself get fucked in the ass.

Just varying levels of things-in-your-ass in prison lmao.

>>223767878
>Okay it happens lots of other places more than america
But it doesnt though, you are just a cockless retard who makes things up in your head and then thinks its truth. Like quoting me as if I said some whit that you typed your fucking self. You cockless spastic.

Sure maybe in some third world countries there are rare occurrences of faggotry, but in burgerland, buggery is not also common place, its the societal norm, because of course, all americans are retarded dickless faggots.

>>223766300
>Why does Hollywood like to exaggerate and amplify particular events as though they happen regularly
Maybe because regular prison life is boring as fuck?
>>223767937
I suppose that's true. It's a pretty commonly known prison weapon, called napalm. You microwave or boil sugar in water until it is a hot syrup that can be thrown, or you do the same with baby oil.
Keep in mind that this is an attempted murder charge in addition to lesser charges, so even if you defend yourself, you are still going to be going into the hole and stuck in solitary confinement for 6 months at the minimum, possibly years.

Genuinely the best way to defend yourself in prison, is to mind your business, but to not be socially isolated. You need to have a clean sis and buddies, but not get in anyone's business. But if you don't make any friends, people will assume bad things about you, and you will start to be targeted.

Getting into one normal fight is a good way of proving that you aren't a pushover, but you don't want to pick it

>>223767982
>maybe in some third world countries there are rare occurrences of faggotry
Lmao seething retard

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>join neo nazis still get raped
>dont join neo nazis get raped
Nazis sure are gay

>>223768005
>literal dickless faggot tries to refute his cockless faggotry
Sit back down mutt. You dont even have a cock, nobody cares what you say, we, the entire world just laughs at you.

I would go to a woman's prison because I'm a troon and here in Canada they allow that.

>>223767986
I didn't have a microwave or any of that. We did the battery thing to smoke weed a few times but I can't imagine trying to boil more than a single drop of water like that.

>>223767982
>>223768051
Not sure why you're so obsessed with my cock, but I'm actually uncircumcised.

Also the fact that you're getting this bent out of shape over the simple fact that prison rape happens more in third world countries than in one where it is illegal, is hilarious.
>These places have higher rates of murder and rape in general, but those numbers completely flip when they are in prison being good boy didn't do nothings!

Feel free to samefag at me some more if you get bored

>>223768119
A battery is not going to provide the amount of continuous electricity you need.
In order to keep water properly like that with a stinger, you need access to an actual outlet.

But in my units we were allowed to have microwaves in the common area, and in our rooms we were allowed to have hot pots and cofge pots.

All of this depends on security level and whether or not this state or a private facility is running your prison

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>>223761960
rape you say?

>>223761960
>take a sip of wine
>get the keys to the yard
Is it really that easy?

>>223768154
>but I'm actually uncircumcised.
I dont believe you. You are a mutt, you cant even tell the difference between a cock and a nub.
>>223768154
>prison rape happens more in third world countries than in one where it is illegal
My point entirely.
in your third world hellhole full of cockless retards like yourself, apparently ass fucking and raping another man is not only normal, its perfectly legal.

I, being a white man in a first world country. Not only is ass fucking seen as a disgusting hobby, rape is also illegal.
Any sort of gay sex is met with severe punishment by peers, let alone authorities of a prison.
Faggotry rape would most likely get a person killed, by peers.

>>223768382
You seem to have this really bizarre obsession with making up details about my genitals in your head.
>America is a third world country
>Rape is legal in America
Both of these things are factually incorrect. You are aware that a third world country is defined as a country that was not aligned with either America or the Soviet Union, during the cold war?
I think you're confusing it with the term "developing nation".

By the way, please name exactly what country you are from, so that I can tell you the exact amount of welfare that we send you every year :-)

>>223761960
I would slap a guard and just live in solitary

>>223768675
There's a reason that solitary confinement is considered torturous.
You do not want to spend months or years stuck in a plain concrete box with no one to talk to, no books, no TV.

>>223761960
you also have to avoid pissing off the guards

>Prosecutors said that the officers put Eddie Dillard, a 118 pound prisoner, in a cell with 6-foot-2, 220 pound Wayne Robertson, a notorious inmate nicknamed “The Booty Bandit” with a long history of raping cellmates.
>Dillard had listed Robertson as a personal enemy prior to the incident, which took place in 1993. Dillard was left in Robertson’s cell for two days, where he was repeatedly raped.
>Prosecutors say the guards set up the rape to punish Dillard for kicking a fellow officer

>>223768805
Avoiding pissing off the guards is not the same as not assaulting one of them

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>>223761960
Only retards and brokies join a prison gang. High IQ people simply pay the gangs for protection. Even Manson with his crazy ass paid for protection

>>223768675
Then the guards just rape you instead.

>>223761960
No, i would just preemptive rape the biggest gorilla nigga there

>>223768634
>literal ESL mutt cant fathom of terms changing meaning.
Yes, you are from a developing nation, developing backwards.
Shit you chop your cocks off and people walk around with military weaponry and that is perfectly normal to you thirdies.
Cockless mutt fucks cant even walk 20 paces without dying.
Dirty mutts.

>>223768964
>Erm actually only people who are really smart and tough let themselves get extorted in prison!

>>223768767
For some reason autists who spend every day on the computer think that's the same as being in an empty room.

>>223769047
I have my foreskin, and yes, I have military weapons :-) I'm sorry that you're from a country that has made you afraid of owning a power tool. I love taking my guns with me into the woods when I go out mountain biking :

Please, tell us what country you are from exactly, so I can let you know exactly how much foreign aid you received from us :-)

>>223769076
>I love taking my guns with me into the woods when I go out mountain biking
Why? Are you scared that a bear is going to attack you while riding your bike? That's a strange thing to say, combining mountain biking with guns. Personally, I like taking guns with me into the woods when I plan on shooting them, not biking at the same time. Very weird comment. You are a weird guy

>>223769076
>I'm sorry that you're from a country that has made you afraid of owning a power tool
I'm not. Fuck this faggot. I bet his whole country is full of people just as insufferable as him. I get some consolation out of knowing his country is our bitch and the internet is the only place he can pretend to do anything about it.

>>223769138
You don't have any guns. Gun owners look for every excuse to take their guns out. Stop larping your brown faggot.

>>223769170
>Gun owners look for every excuse to take their guns out
>I'm pretending to be a gun owner
You are the reason certain people shouldn't own guns

>>223769195
Why because I call out thirdy brown faggots online?

>>223769061
what're you even trying to say?

>>223769220
No, because you are a try hard and don't actually own a gun. You just watch gun related Jewtube videos and fantasize about owning guns. In reality, you can't own a gun because your mom doesn't want to let you have one and the state won't let you have one because you're a suicidal emo faggot

>>223769138
Yes of course I would be scared of a bear, just like I'm scared of mountain lions, I live in the mountains and there are lots of them here.
How is it weird to protect yourself from dangerous animals when you are in the woods?

>>223769228
Try getting some media literacy first

>>223769047
Your posts are horrible

>>223769275
Because it's weird boasting about how you bring guns into the woods while mountain biking. That's a strange combination of things that only a pretender would come up with

This shit argument is really garbage and ruining the thread

>>223769294
I think the amusing part is how he's mad that I'm from America but says that I'm esl?
When clearly, he is from an ESL country, of which he won't name, of which he won't name

>>223769313
That's just restating what you originally said, that's not actually explaining what you think is unusual about it.

Where I live, there are very large fast dangerous animals that live in the forest.
As a result, it is very common for people to carry guns with them when they go into the woods, especially women.
When people go mountain biking here, they typically do it in the mountains where the forest is, ergo, when you go mountain biking in the forest you bring your gun along to protect yourself.

I'm still very interested to see which country you are from?

>>223769275
>Yes of course I would be scared of a bear, just like I'm scared of mountain lions, I live in the mountains and there are lots of them here
You sound like a faggot. The likelihood of a bear or mountain lion attacking you is extremely rare.

>>223762681
Id just get sent to solitary confinement and read books for my whole stay.

>>223761960
Maybe latinos won't do any gay shit because of catholicism, you're still gonna have to put in the work hermano

>>223769347
>mountains where the forest is, ergo, when you go mountain biking in the forest you bring your gun along to protect yoursel
I also live in the mountains and ride mountain bike trails regularly. I never carry a gun and I've never heard about other mountain bikers carrying guns. You must live in some strange area where there are mutant serial killer bears that chase down mountain bikers and kill them

>>223769361
Lol.
The odds of being attacked are relatively low, because people who live in areas with these creatures are knowledgeable and capable of what happens when you encounter them.
However, and countering them has a very high likelihood, and in the event of the encounter going completely sideways, you want to be able to defend yourself even if you are somehow injured and unable to stand and fight.
Bear encounters are so common that the elementary school down the street from my parents house where I grew up, regularly has lockdowns, because a bear has come down from the wash off the cliffs and came sniffing around the school for food.

There's also the case of rabid niggers running around your neighborhood that you have to defend yourself from, but luckily I live in a white area in the mountains where you don't really see those.
Definitely a reason to carry in the city as well though

>>223769362
That's wishful thinking imagining that you'd be getting free access to books, let alone books you're interested in. You'll be lucky if once a week somebody comes by and tosses in a shitty torn up romance novel from 40 years ago that is missing half its pages.
>>223769409
Interesting, do you care to tell me exactly which region?

>>223769270
Yesterday I broke 800 rounds through my ar since I cleaned it at the beginning of the month. Saturday I'll break 1000. You're still brown and gay.

>>223769473
>Interesting, do you care to tell me exactly which region?
Colorado/Rocky Mountains

>>223769409
Are you ever going to admit what country you live in?

>>223769494
See >>223769483

>>223769483
Same! You must be in Boulder or something like that, because I'm in a rural farming mountain town and it's generally assume that everyone is packing, especially when they are on a trail.

>>223769494
Lmao you made yourself sound like you are the weird European guy crying about how guns are evil. But apparently you are still afraid of them yourself, sad

>>223769505
>You must be in Boulder or something like that
I'm not a commie, I live in Woodland Park, faggot

>>223769526
Well my apologies, but go fuck yourself. I'm in Leadville

>>223762113
This is nigger thinking

Just dont a DUI in the first place

>>223769538
Once you get over the trauma of doing it the first time, you realize that you can make a lot of money by putting something in your butthole. You can fit a lot of heroin up there, and it sells for at least 10 times the street price in prison

>>223769523
Not sure who you're responding to but I'm guessing it's me. I am a gun owner, but I'm not scared of the wildlife here. You'd have to engage in incredibly stupid actions in order to get attached by a bear. I'm not scared of them, like you are

>>223769538
Yeah when he saw those niggers raping the other black guy who just got sent to prison he realized that if he was on his own he was completely screwed
This is how the gangs prey on you

>>223769597
*attacked

>>223769565
Right back at you, nigger. Leadville is a nice town.

>>223769597
>Not sure who you're responding to
Have you not read the thread and seen the person who was crying about America being a third world country?

Nope, Id kill the faggot trying to put moves on me though

>>223769597
You do realize that having a healthy fear of something isn't the same as hysteria or recklessness?
I'm sorry that having a feel safe to protect you in case something goes wrong is a worrisome thought, but where I live, people don't like to take chances, and as a result things are a lot safer, because no one wants to bother anybody, and anybody who might encounter a dangerous animal is safe even if the animal has cornered or injured them
>>223769690
Understandable, however at the very least you're going to be getting several more years if not a life sentence. Enjoy

>>223769704
not in my country, maybe in your shithole you go to prison for killing rapists

>>223769704
>You do realize that having a healthy fear of something isn't the same as hysteria or recklessness?
It depends on what you fear. If you fear getting attacked by a bear while mountain biking, I consider you a faggot.

>>223769722
Sorry, but I go out with my wife and kids. I'm not risking their lives or myself if they get attacked while any of us are out together or separately.

>>223769775
Lol that was meant for >>223769759

>>223761968
you would listen to the butt sex?

>>223767620
>Btw, I did 4 years in a medium security private facility
what was your conviction? What were the most difficult things? What were the craziest things you saw?

>>223769150
>delusions of a penisless retarded mutt
Nobody cares what cockless retards have to say.
>>223769076
>so retarded he thinks is a good thing that civilians are walking around with military weaponry.
I know you are a dirtskin dickless mutt from a third world hellish dystopia but us first worlders, we sorted such trivial things as war among the populace centuries ago.
We live in first world countries where our people are safe, no need to be armed with weapons.
You dick your dickless hole even deeper you dirtskin

>>223770644
Why are you so afraid to just name what country it is you are from?

Also not only do I have my foreskin but I'm willing to bet that my genitals are bigger than yours.

By the way, can you actually define what a military weapon is?

>>223770563
Possession with intent to distribute narcotics. Most difficult thing was learning how to get a routine and manage your time so that you didn't go crazy. Those crazy thing I saw was a dude who made wine and then had an entire distillery where he would boil it off into a coil and make liquor

>>223768154
Did they have you pull the foreskin back because people hide things inside?

>>223763497
>I'm not a normie i can handle being alone for a year.
You can in the comfort of your own house. In prison, you live in enclosed space with bunch of hostile strangers, different deal.

post it

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>>223761960
Who's calling the shots around that board?

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>>223761960
It'd probably be more like Toothpick.
>Oh my money ain't good?
>Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for that? How many chocolate milks? HOW MANY BARS OF SOAP?