He has a point have you ever been to a gym?
>>223794000We all know you haven’t
>>223794000has he?
>>223794000Is this the first time someone has been cancelled for being unfunny?
>>223794000seeing how mad the roasties got from this has been hilarious>"how dare a MAN criticize what a woman wears!">*wears literal underwear to the gym because of "function"
Hoes mad.
The irony is that he talks about gay guys being hot and that women are whores
>>223794059While wanting Syd's head for her sportsball gambling commercial.
I lift dumbells in my boxers in my living room.Fuck paying to go to a gym.I'd only use one if I was traveling.
>>223794000
>>223794000Normalize slut shaming
how dare he make a joke at someone else's expense!!!!!!
>>223794273
>>223794000who they fuck needs to go to a place to work? work out?the fuck is that shit? i got plenty of "work" to dosomeone explain it to me
>>223794796maybe this will help people to understand that all jokes are at someone's expense and comedy is inherently evil
>>223794000That's one of the most embarrassing hairlines I've ever seen
>>223794000no
I have never been to a gym and straight women always comment on my big chest.
>>223794000Judging by how scandalized thots were by this monologue, it'd be safe to say they're demonic whores who don't even have the word 'modesty' in their vocabulary. Plus, they've probably killed loads of their own babies through abortion.
>>223794000>makes a harmless joke about how woman dress>we are approaching day 7 of every woman on the planet melting down over thisI think the bigger picture is lost that woman can't handle any criticism anymore
This all feels so manufactured
>>223795822Bro a month ago woman were arguing that it was ok for a mother to kill her kids. Woman are insane now and can't handle criticism.
>>223795834
>>223795771why are trannies trying to gaslight me that they haven't been spamming fitness style porn gifs for the past decadewhere's that asian woman full on spreading her pussy lips against a treadmill while doing a standing one legged splits in grey white spandex
>>223795822>>223795834I'm all for the woman hate but yeah this year has been so wild for gender relations I can't fault anyone for thinking it's astroturfed. Women are not going to recover from the damage done to their reputation hit any time soon
>>223795845
>>223795771I went to the gym today and I noticed that one of the slutty regulars was wearing much more conservative clothing today.
>>223795773> normal cute girl in the bikini>healthyBro if you want to fuck people weaker than you, just say so.
>>223795822Have you never talked to a woman before? They will lash out at you if you say something un-feminist
>>223794000Do women geniuinely not understand what he was saying with this joke or are they just pretending?
>>223794000the observation was fine but the delivery was limp. I just don't think Shane Gillis is funny. A better comedian could've saved the joke maybe by adding more humility or self awareness
>>223794000I work out in the garage. Usually the milfs will run by and say hi every day. Unfortunately, they still wear their regular attire, no gymshark cooter outfits :(
Dakota Johnson was so much better the week before.
>>223794000Reading the discourse online has been really really funny. I don't give a shit what a woman wears to the gym. Show that mediocre ass off, I'm perfectly content with the women in my life and gym thots rate quite low on what I find attractive or distracting.
and this continues to be relevent 26 years laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QNw1LRJv4
>>223795822It isThink of all the things he said Why would they pick out this to cancel him with?
>>223795771>Still wears it >Still posted itDoesn't care at all. This entire "comment" is just another excuse to post her ass.
>>223795932it over :[
>>223798305This is real
>>223798332Yes she kicked me really hard and the gym revoked my membership.
>>223794825>>223795773These two dudes are the most homosexual ITT, living in misery bc they are too chicken shit to come out of the closet because their Mom will beat them
>>223795845i hate when my briefcase from 1976 explodes randomly
CANCEL THE COMEDIAN
>>223794000I'm out of the loop. What did he say?
>>223798453He said women dress so sexy at the gym now that he can't stop starting at their asses like a creeper which is why he's in the back of like 10 Tik Tok videos nowHe should have had more fun with it imitating what a creeper he is with his creeper stare etc but I think he was nervous
>>223798453ANMH
>>223798485Thank you!
>>223798351Penis license revoked
>>223795771Terrible example. I can literally see her bumhole
>>223798453>"I'm a balding fatass, Women Are Like This"
The clothes is one thing.But there's absolutely no reason to record yourself in the gym.
>>223798599but think of the :incelbux: brah
>>223798599This is a good point. I love taking pictures but everyone seems to hate it when they are with me, all my friends and family. I'm just getting pictures of nice architecture and landscapes and nature and quality stuff And when I'm out in public by myself I still take pictures but I feel so awkward doing it with nobody with me. You really feel weird taking your phone out in public and taking pics when you're by yourself, and I'm always careful not to get people in the shot because I know people don't like that unless they give permission So these people doing tik Tok and such in public spaces, I don't know how they get away with it. Have you ever seen someone doing it in person? I mean outside of special events like concerts and parades and such. I mean in ordinary everyday life like the gymI've never seen that. If I did that I would think I would get kicked out. But, hot chicks, they can basic get away with anything. Same as a wealthy and powerful man
>>223794273I look like this and say this
>>223795845This is just women seething that they're dumber, more frivolous consumers
I personally believe CMNF is the "natural order", society always gravitates towards it until some no fun moralists ruin it, be it feminists or conservatives.
>>223798599There is, record yourself doing a set and review it to see your form and make adjustment if necessary.
>>223794000I go to the gym 5 days/week and shit like this is part of what keeps me going but i love sluts so there's that
>>223794000I don't get it. If these women think it's a normal outfit, why do they get mad when you look at them?
>>223794025this, he doesnt look like someone thats ever been to a gym
>>223799967unless you stare like a weirdo, the ones at my gym don't mind at all, i make tons of eye contact especially with the regulars - it's kind of unavoidable. And nothing happens. And i think this is pretty general everywhere.
>>223799967>why do they get mad when jew look at them?Can't imagine.
>>223794000>its women fault I’m fat and don’t go to the gym
Yeah i have and 99% of people there are just there to mind their own business and work out. Btw does anyone actually defending Shane actually find his set to be funny?. Because personally i think he bombed
>>223800051I believe I saw a few minutes of one of his sets and decided that I don't care for his stand-up. But I rarely like comedians so that might not reflect poorly on him. I don't care to watch the SNL monologue.
>>223795966who the fuk was desperate enough for these hogs
>>223800006I’m completely sensitised to sexy women. I’ve seen so many bare cleavages and half naked busty women on an average night out that it does nothing for me. Not even a semi. We need to normalise modest Islamic clothing practices so I can actually get hard from seeing a pair of tits again
>>223800051Him being funny is irrelevant. He told jokes doesn't matter if they land or not they're still just jokes
>>223800051>99% of people there are just there to mind their own business and work ouCould you rephrase that in a way that allows us to feel personally victimized, anon?
>>223800092same and i'm ok with that, why would you want to get a boner every time you see cleavage? that sounds less normal than your alternative
>>223796030Are you retarded? Even pathetically weak men are stronger than almost all women. If you're a straight man there's nothing more normal than "wanting to fucm someone weaker" lmao
>>223800106>Him being funny is irrelevantLiterally the only relevant part considering culture wars are retarded and he's supposed to be the most tallented comedian out there atm
>>223794000Where was the joke here? It’s barely even an observation.
>>223800092>>223800115these faggots have menopause lol
>>223800237nah i'm just a coomer
>>223800051it wasn't meant to be funny, he's just doing his part in shifting the Overton Window to sanity again
Next up: if foids really wear makeup "for themselves", why don't they ever wear it when they're home alone?
>>223794825>>223795773this isn't applicable in this context because the muscular tomboy with massive breasts has a childlike face and is submissive
>>223796901>I'm perfectly content with trash acting like trash and being validated for it
>>223795773its not illegal to reveal sexuality in 2025, its just redditors policing each other because theyre all repressed zoomers going crab bucket mode on each otherif you show these people that you dont care whether they validate your decisions or not, and that you are gonna stare at asses at the gym anyway, then literally nothing happens because these people are craven
He's referring to this type of leggings where there's a seam that goes into their ass crack. It's like having a permanent wedgie, it looks so uncomfortable especially in workout. I still don't understand why women wear them other than to draw attention to their ass crack (i.e., whoring out).
>Using comedy to elicit introspection on the place of modesty in women's attire today. *Goes right over women's heads*
>>223800299the gif of a fleshlight on a car exhaust sputtering would be the perfect reply to this
>>223800823>having fabric squeezing your body, restricting your motion, and getting in your ass is... LE COMFORTABLE
>>223800823>>223800889Probably rides up and stimulates their labia and clit just a lil bit
>>223794025Yes, he's a former football player that occasionally goes to the gym. It's a storyline in the hit sitcom Tires on Netflix that parallels real life
>>223795845I hope this is satire of women's idiotic spending habits and horrible decision making
>>223795771Ass like a 9yo boy
>>223796432The women that jog in my neighborhood aren't happy to just wear the vulva shorts and sports bras anymore. They started wearing sports bras with special cleavage windows cut out of the front so they have a big scoop missing so we get to see the tits bouncing and the cleavage. Women are so thoughtful they knew they had to get sluttier and they did it again
>>223799920Use the mirrors retard. These girls working out after desk work aren't Olympic athletes
>>223794059I work with the literal perfect woman and she showed me this clip because she thought it was hilarious. We were joking about men dressing like sluts and then she was like oh watch this. Her face as she pulled up the clip melted away years of blackpills.
>>223794000>nooooo don’t show me your ass please anything but that not your ass noooooooooooo
>>223800006Nooooooooo please anything but a sexy brunette’s ass please!!! I don’t want her to do ass workouts so her ass looks even better not the ass please nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
>>223801171Shane Gillis is the Reeaaalll homosexual! Haha I've aligned with the hysterical feminists but in my own based and redpilled way
>>223801021How about the exercises where you can't check yourself in the mirror constantly Einstein? How about checking form throughout?
>>223801223>noooo please don’t wear revealing clothes random sexy lady please!!! Don’t show off your killer hot body please anything but that nooooooooo!!!!
>>223794000The one and only time I went to a gym, there was only one woman in there and she seemed appropriately dressed.
>>223801233If you're gonna set up your camera like a movie production crew at the gym, be prepared to be stared at, you fucking attention-seeking cunt.
>>223801265Oh thank goodness I don’t know what would become of this world if she had a great ass and showed it off, I’d have to watch 20 JRE podcasts in a row, 20 episodes of Kill Tony and 3 complete standup comedy collections I just wouldn’t be able to take it my poor heart.
>>223794025That's part of the joke, he even says it's been way too long since he went to the gym
>>223794053>cancelledby who? foids?
>>223798305Cute, clearly her larping with her boyfriend
>>223794000>me at the gym
>>223794053SNL "cancelled" him years ago. Then he went on to win the award for being the most popular comedian in human history. Now SNL are begging him to come back so they can regain some cultural relevance
SHANE WON DAWG STATUS: BIG DAWG
>>223801530>1 based white white manvs>the entire entertainment industryJust remember lads, one of us is worth more than all of them combined
>>223795845Women can buy cheap underwear they just don’t because they need the extra slutty crotchless g string with built in tail plug.
>>223796400Pretending to be retarded is a valid strat now. I don’t make the rules.
>>223794000it's a non-issue since most men have never and will never set foot in a gym, but they don't all dress like that. the ones in scrunch booty shorts go for a week at most and quit once they realize there aren't any chads there and all the men aren't even looking at them because they fear the repercussions of being called a creep. they actually get pissed off and ragequit when they realize nobody cares anymore
>>223794941that’s one of the gayest comments i’ve ever seen
>>223801214well she using the machine entirely wrong so
>>223801842Only machine she should be using is the washer.
>>223798768The natural order is literally everyone naked or in loincloth you retard.
>>223800905>It's a storyline in the hit sitcom Tires on Netflix that parallels real lifefiction isn't "true to life."
>>223799920Women only film themselves at the gym for social media.
>>223801530>Then he went on to win the award for being the most popular comedian in human history.lollmao even
>>223802725So ban women from filming, only allow musclechads to unlock the film option.
>>223802793No one should be filming in a gym.
Women need to stop ruining male spaces because they want to attention whore
>>223802977>"I don't do this for the male gaze; I do this for the other girls."
>>223794076
>>223795773>the reason i don’t get laid isn’t because i am short >it’s definitely not that i am ugly >or the fact that i am fat and out of shape >DA PWOBLUM ISH SHOSHIETEEEEE!!!! nothing is more reddit than that. the guys on reddit going “sounds like a personal problem bro” are less reddit than crying over being a virgin.
>he doesn't have a home gym
>>223804410>All those cutsThe absolute state
>>223795845This is absolutely unintentionally HILARIOUS
>>223795771That just shows that, for all their pretending to not care, they do. If you shame them for being sluts, even modern women will stop. Men just need to be less cowardly and speak up about it.
>>223804410it's not in her home. it's in a shitty shedrubber plates should be banned from the planet
>>223801925nice. please spread this line around to cause meltdowns.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IgUHLW1MHFg
>>223795771But it should feel wrong, shame is not wrong to feel lmao, cover yourself
Women are wearing skintight shorts and you’re complaining? When did men become fucking fags?
>>223807125everything women do disgusts me
>>223794025Yes he did. And when he got there it was filled with WHORES, EASY AND LOOSE WITH MINIMAL CLOTHING LIKE FILTHY DISGUSTING WHORES!ENDLESS WHORES!
>>223794076This. It’s not even controversial. In fact, I know this thread is 99.9% bots and shills but I have a friend who is an OBGYN, and he calls the yoga pants/ shorts bread makers bc they don’t allow the vagina to breathe and create yeast infections. There is a reason women wore dresses and skirts for all of human history…. Yall are so fucking dumb it’s hilarious.
>>223794000No
you guys would /fit/ right in
Shane stopped being funny like 4 years ago anyway desu, /tv/ is McCusker territory.
>>223807125Do you not know what website we’re on???
>>223794025This is actually the best he's looked in years desu, he used to be way fatter.
>>223795773To be honest i've told my wife that i'd be fine if she raped me in my sleep. I'm an insanely heavy sleeper, she seems more into the idea lately. I'm really hoping she does desu.It'd be kind of hot if she made me cum inside her in my sleep and that's how we had our second child.
>>223794000Dude is not wrong, and these woman dont even wear it in the gym alone, they wear it other places too. Not too long ago i went to the supermarket and watched a hot milf mom and her teenage daughter both wear the most tight sweatpants you could buy, and you had a full on view of the camel toe on both mom and daughter. I was actually needed a moment to process it, my brain was in calculation mode to find the best deals, and then out of nowhere i noticed two woman who i at first taught where walking around in their underwear, then i realized they where in sportswear. This happened in belgistan, and it was in a upperclass supermarket, so they where not poorfags.
>>223802793I miss Biden bros...
>>223794000he made this joke already back in Live in Austin but then it was about kids and was funnier.
>>223800299I don't want to be mean but i'm always surprised to find out this dude hasn't killed himself yet, he always seems so frail.
>>223795845And yet it has been proven countless times now that in the west woman have equal pay to men, and sometimes even more because of how much sicktime woman take but still get a paycheck for a full months work. I despise the pieces of shit who keep claiming that there is a difference between woman and men payment. Just imagine you could have a workforce of woman who you need to pay less and suppress, like they claim, that's the wet dream of every boss, every workspace would be full of woman.
>>223807311People are using his jokes about finding high schoolers hot to get his netflix sitcom cancelled.
>OP nursing his thread
>>223802734i mean, he's not George Carlin famous, lol. i think that guy means Shane Gillis has become improbably famous and successful over a short period despite a formal cancelling by SNL.
>>223794000I still find it weird he graduated from west point
>>223807640he's apparently goated in american history and the civil warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAWlUUh9kdM
>>223800144anon was clearly not being serious you retard, I swear it feels like every thread now and days always has some idiot who can't pick up on the most obvious jokes.
>>223807125Imagine wanting your woman to show her body off like that, imagine being a father and having to sit quietly like a cuck because you cant control your own daughter and every day she goes to a place full of men explicitly to flaunt her gross used pussy that had 100 dudes by 18 and she struts in there like a gross little whore in makeup to "work out" and you know hundreds of males will be staring at her exposed pussy lips. Burgermen live in a state of perpetual humiliation by their women and the state enforces this with an iron will. You will literally be fired from your job or outright killed if you display any dissatisfaction with your kid or wife becoming walking, sqwuaking porn.
>>223807640???He didnt graduate. He walked out on like day 3. He admitted it.
>>223807640But he in fact did not. He didn't last the first week.
>>223794000gillis isnt funny, he just gives you that retarded look until you end up laughing because of how retarded it is
Tee-hee
Women also need to stop trying to do low bar squats and deadlifts that make them urinate all over the gym floor. It creates an unsafe, unhygienic environment in the gym as well as being obscene. Ladies, have some dignity. Your bladder muscles cannot handle the physical activity of moving heavy weight. You are not strong like us men.
>>223807125>Stop being a stupid chud and let women wear what they want>What are you gay or something?I can enjoy staring at women wearing skimpy clothes and also call them whores for doing so, which is what they are. They still aren't deserving of my respect.
>>223808917you dont get it, she needs that for mobility!! yes, men can do it in thick jeans and hoodies, but us girls have zero mobility so we need to free our bodies to help with movement!!!! its strictly for science!!
today there was a chick in booty shorts squatting next to me and I farted on the leg press and it smelled like shit. there were some other guys around too wearing cologne so it smelled like shart cologne for a minute and i was trying really hard not to laugh
>>223794000He's right, but he committed the fatal sin of holding women accountable. The public zeitgeist has decided that men are the root of all evil and women are the saviours; and he needs to get in line.
>>223794000Joke was meh but the reaction to it is more stupid. I'm a guy and do yoga at the gym, if my shorts are too lose it bunches up during things like side splits so I just wear yoga pants instead. Also there are actual reasons why female athletes wear tight clothing along with male swimmers.
>>223809222lmao did something similar. ate a ton of beans the whole day and was farting up a fucking disgusting storm in the gym and im pretty sure other people could tell it was from me but it was still funny
>>223809286Ozempic gives me bad gas. Flatulence is caused by fermentation of food in the digestive tract. Ozempic increases the dwell time of the food in your guts, so more fermentation, more farts.
>>223807822You're brown
>>223808917
Went on a retreat in the summer that had a private gym. Blasting brutal death metal on the speaker system while lifting by myself was absolute kino.
>>223801581oy vey that've turned it around on us jewbros!
Is tempting others into lust at the gym a sin?
>>223795822Every Shane controversy is gonna be like this considering how he got famousThe right was upset with him over being with Bud Light a few years ago, let's not forget
>>223809222based!
>>223807822>imagine being a fatherwhy worry about something that isnt going to happen
The world is changing
>>223807125Whores are gross and deserve no respect
>>223810069women who are into anal is a huge red flag
>>223794000The gym? Women dress like whores to go to the grocery store. Not saying it to dissuade them, I like it, but it is what it is.
>>223810549Hundo pee. Usually from childhood trauma. Stay the fuck away if you don’t want to end up penniless, dead, or in jail
>>223810069The clit already becomes erect during vaginal intercourse though, if you finger it while inside her she'll lose her mind. How is it different when you're in her pooper? What's the angle?
>>223807617i was mostly laughing at "the award for being the most popular comedian in human history."
>>223794053>Is this the first time someone has been cancelled for being funny?I know, glad I didn't edit your post.
He made a similar joke to one I make every week and fatties hoes crucified him for it. Bless him.
>>223811782they didn't do anything
>>223802801everyone should be filming everything 24/7
>>223811815>posts it for the entire internetShe's for everybody lmao
>>223800960https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bianco-under-fire-for-footwear-ad-equal-pay-is-not-enough-185902937.htmlit's an ad for shoes
>>223794000He was dying up on stage in front of the Far Left Audience that is staged.they really look you over before letting you into the cold opening. I was with my girlfriend in NY and they had a pre-cold opening (I think there is 2-3 until it gets done right) and they were not just first come first serve. they research you online to make sure you're not some radicalist. you're not guaranteed you're only on standby to go up the elevator Apparently.
>>223801002>go out for a rare jog throught the neighboorhood during the part of the day normal people work>hot black chick is also out jogging>accidentally cross paths a few times>she pretends to keeps jogging then turns around to get back into her house when she thinks I'm not looking>>223796432I grow herbal teas and sometimes leave out some cold brew tea for the milfs while I water my plants. I'll dry some and leave out bags, if I have more than I need for the year.A combo of hibiscus tea and beet powder lowered my blood pressure ~ 15 points.Chamomile and magnesium improved sleep and lowered another 5 points.
>>223796432milfs are different than young hoes. Milfs have gotten to the age where their lives are more closer to a men's existence where they don't just get infinite attention for not being obese.
>>223794000Can't you just work out at home? You can watch kino at the same time.
>>223812581Depends on your goals, but if you actually use a lot of the equipment, then a gym membership is one of the cheapest hobbies you can get.
