haha thats totally me
i hate harry potter. jk rowling is right about trannies but she'z still a feminist cunt.and malfoid is a shit meme forced by browns spamming ai
Possibly the most forced meme of the decadeAmelia had more integrity
What are the circumstances that would lead to a chud reading Harry Potter fanfiction?
>>223803190Malfoid is literally a fan-response to Rowling's shitty woman-centric writing.
>>223803249Yearning for love and relationship, obviously. Same reason chuds like anime.
>>223803154More like "millennials discovering literally any fantasy series besides Harry Potter"
>>223803257Cute. But I don't get it. >>223803154They're mad because their gay pairing of dracoxharry was obliterated by this normal pairing.
>>223803190browns are spamming videos of white people kissing? for what purpose?
>>223803298Eragon? Percy Jackson? Artemis Fowl?
I really don't know why I come to this board every day. I guess I hate myself. No matter how much I complain, you middle aged retards will never grow up and stop obsessing over children's media. Harry Potter, capeshit, starslop, fucking Power Rangers, this shit for 10 year olds is all you basement dwellers talk about, despite being 40. I gotta get out of here
>>223803328You don't get it bro, it's to distract people from the Israeli genocide going on in Gaza or whatever... >>223802775
>>223803365You mean the genocide thats been going on for two years?
>>223803501bro you just don't get it bro...
>>223803309I think she would have got knocked up so he'd marry her. You'd have to be a millennial to get it.
>>223803522hm....you're right!
>>223803232Bowsette, but current year.
>>223803501... you mean 70 years? Look at a collection of random mcnally atlases from across the decades and watch as Palestine shrinks with every edition. Hamas are not a terrorist group, and they did not form for no reason. They are a response to kikes forcing Palestinians out of their homes at gunpoint for almost 100 years straight.
>>223803559Bowsette was just Fionna from Adventure Time but late 2010s
>>223803334All those (and tons of others) were popular but they had shit movie adaptations.
>>223803674*Rand McNally
>>223803154me finding out about simposons rule34
>>223803699Western r34 sucks ass unless it's Ben 10 and some other shows. Simpsons in particular is awful, the artstyle just isn't suited for porn, it looks disgusting.
>>223803690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fGEkoGD2vwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxMXfv5-5wUThis is actually a pretty good list. Its amazing how I recognize all of them yet can recall 0.
>>223803257Its never really occurred to me how unsexed every single character is. Harry could be a girl and it wouldn't change a single behavior or plot point.
>>223803154no one will be ever able to make me give a single shit about harry potter
>>223803773Malfoid isn't about or sourced from troonery, so they don't care. Nobody is forcing you.
>>223803729my life as a teenage robot maybe?
>>223803154>Shoving something into someone's face till they like it.kek
>>223803797Its literally gender bending. How is that not at least in the same pipeline as troonery?
>>223803859How is it?
>>223803859The conflation of the two IS the troonery pipeline.
>>223803859
>>223803911I’m not rabidly anti AI or anything but I’m quite sure the people who spend their time making ai comics like this aren’t ensouled
>>223803873>>223803875>>223803911Kek, instant replies, one from a jeet to boot. You faggots are definitely insecure about this
I remember this one
Uh oh. Mass replying troon melty
>>223803190>>223803257harry potter is shitjk rowling is shither opinions are shitmalfoid is shit
I dealt with this shit back in 2009 with The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.For those uninitiated, it's a series about a high school boy that accidentally learns one of his paranormal obsessed classmates is essentially God, but she's completely oblivious to it because there's a conspiracy by actual paranormal agencies to keep her from realizing it, including espers, time travelers, and aliens. And they had to rope the MC in the conspiracy because said girl started to get attached to him.Fans created their own version of the main character, Kyonko, who would have been an interdimensional traveller and effectively a gender bent version of the MC. Shit got spammed on /a/ non-stop.It was obnoxious. All I can think with Malfoid is that the more shit changes, the more it stays the same.
>>223803976Pretty sure most people who love Malfoid would agree with you, since the entire concept of Malfoid divorces itself from Rowling's storytelling. Most of the people who like Malfoid are just expressing their yearning for a new tsundere character, not their love for the Harry Potter franchise.
>>223803937The fact that this has such zogged art is why you should really leave this type of thing in the hands of fans.
>>223803257>adds a gender bent tsundere>it gets betterAnime wins again.
>>223803154Malfoid is a gooner thing chuds and gooners aren't the same although many people are both.Sorry for being reddit.
>>223803934One reply was a question, another a counterpoint. You responded to neither.
>>223804081mc literally looks like a guy though
>>223803911>thumb as long as an indexlmao this shit is so pathetic
>>223804177Idk has there been a BAD tsundere? I mean obviously there has at some point but in like a big budget popular series? I don't think so.
>>223804228That's just how goblins are, probably.
>>223804179It has nothing to do with gooners you imbecile
>>223804253Best not to engage with leftists. They think heterosexual (ie normal) love is gooning. Its weird.
>>223804241Nino in quintessential quintupletsStella from chivalrous knight Louise from familiar zero
>>223804211That's the genderbent version.Kyonko is the one with the pony tail.Actual version of Kyon in the same position, 4th from the left.
What's with all the tards throwing a bitchfit when somebody else picks up a toy they made a big point of throwing on the floor? I though Rowling's ip was a heckin genocide?
>>223804302>Stella from chivalrous knightwhat? wtf is wrong with you? other than her being kinda a slut (for one guy) shes essentially perfect
>>223804336Its a genocide. And I'm into it.
>>223804101It's fake and gay.I don't give a shit what any of them think.
>>223803360Please do us the favor
>>223804344Not enough tsun to match the dere. She warmed up to the mc too fast.
>>223804428I guess thats fair
>>223804600Still my ideal woman though.
>>223803190yep. its literally a brown trend from fucking twitter. half of it is aijeets won i guess
>>223804336>>223804360lol
>>223803360Nigga all fiction is for children
>>223804646fr
>>223804601I'm sorry but are you gonna pretend that white people have beef with sea now?
>>223803309It's a Kanye West joke the other anon is dumb
>>223803154My parakeet did this with a Dorito chip and now I've done this with Harry Potter fanfiction. Malfoid can penetrate the most hardened male heart
>>223803154I think I was maybe 16 or 18 when the first movies started coming out. I never watched a single one of them. I get it that kids might have watched them, but when adults and teenagers were into that shit, I just couldn't understand it. Same with anime, to be fair.
>>223805103>I think I was maybe 16 or 18 when the first movies started coming out
>I think I was maybe 16 or 18 when the first movies started coming out
>>223803937She's nice but she doesn't solve HP's romance and rival problem like Malfoid does.
i miss my birds bros :(
Malfoid has a dick
>>223803190She only started hating trannies because she got so much backlash for hating normal men and began alienating half of her customerbase. She's a massive cunt and always has been.
>>223806444deeplore
>>223805103okay unc, what're you like 50 now? You have kids, right?
>>223803674>Hamas are not a terrorist group, and they did not form for no reason
>>223803154huh they really noticed malfoid
>>223803154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vqabNg5-XA
>>223808645kek based
I don't really care about Harry Potter or this meme, but why the fuck are people so mad about it? It's a gender bend of a side character in a 30 year old franchise. Thats about as harmless as you can get.
>>223808645crazy how trannies and pedos love AI so they can do weird shit with it
>>223808741>gender bent>tranny meme>harmlessretarded faggot
>>223808741because it's cluttering the board you disingenuous fuck
i hope malfoid makes trannies go nuts with that dysphria buillshit.
>>223808741Easy answer: straight men are enjoying things. Said things is a beautiful blonde white girl who is hopelessly in love with a straight white boy and pines for his attention. This offends a surprisingly wide spectrum of people. You already offended two
>>223808952dipshit, i'm offended by off-topic spam in general
>>223808993Sure, that's why you're still in this off-topic thread that you truly and honestly don't care about, right, tranny?
>>223803257The movies were way worse about being women centred giving all of Ron's good scenes to Hermione.
>>223808952This
>>223808952>straight men are enjoying things.you are jacking it to a literal transsexual
Malfoid is cute and sexy because she's pale, blonde and fiesty. Deal with it.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mGu9gtfozGwDeep down you want an absolute valkyrie at your side, as long as she doesn't bitch at you too much.
>>223809035i only saw the movies, and didn't like them due to Hermione, and overall lack of cute female characters. never read the books, even though they were released at the exact right time for my age group.anyway, Malfoid is popular because *she* fills that need for a love interest/damsel.
Dudes just want more movies/books about girls being in love with a self insert male character, mangas about gyarus being in love with nerd otakus are popular for a good reason, the genderbend Twilight book did a good job at that
>>223810117no
>>223808952The funny thing is that they cry >NOOOOOO this Shipp already existed with Harry and Draco, why you only like it now that it is straight You'd think that the people that cry about representation in media would understand why something becoming straight now appeals more to straight people
>>223810320there’s no valid complaint about itThey just hate when straight white men get to feel goodIt sounds insane because it is but that doesn’t make it any less true
>>223803190based
>>223803933Brown people don't have souls.
>>223810424Liberals only pretend to be racist when trying to pull white men from something
>>223810510Is the liberal in the room with your right now?
>>223810320Shouldn't it be vindicating for fujos? Rule 63 aside, there's now a broad acknowledgement that Potter x Malfoy is superior to the canon.
>>223803190That malfoid meme is so pathetic. People genuinely have tranime waifus in current year is so gay and if this describes you you need to cut your neck open.
>>223803911>Jews promoting Trans to white women >9/11 digitsmany such case
>>223803154The only Harry Potter fanfiction I read is on exhentai.
>>223810601>white people are a dying minority!>abuses H1B visas to import more niggerstanis from india
I am stuck traveling for work so I have stopped being able to engage in the malfoid threads for the last day. I will be back in a week. You fuckers better still have threads going when I get back or there will be hell to pay. I got some good shit in the chamber I'm waiting to unload
>>223811480A chamber of secrets, you might say.Speaking of, how would she react to that whole arc? I bet she'd be outwardly scoffing at the thought of him being the Heir while inwardly squeeing at his pedigree.>Harry and Ron turn into her friends to spy on her>she just spends the whole time gushing about how cool it is that Pottah can speak Parseltongue until they start turning back, to Harry's mounting embarrassment
>>223803190>>223804632it's crazy that i can tell exactly what your interests are and who you get your information from just by your bias on ai and why you mistakenly believe its connected to indians despite ai being the lead cause of outsource redundancy
>>223808741it upsets woke 2.0 zoomers like >>223808793 >>223808810normal people love it
>>223810424political spergery makes you blind to the fact that malfoid is huge normalfag bait and that digital artists, the majority of which come from asia, are hopping on the trend because there's money and fame to be made in it
>>223810601>this is what a trillion dollars gets youno wonder men are taking refuge in the malfoid meme
>>223810628In all honesty no. Male and female have a different dynamic to their lives. Also gays and straights have a different dynamic to their relationships, and lives as well. Fujo harry and draco just breaks too many in universe rules.
>>223810179>hermione>not cute
>>223808741I think because its eclipsing all for profit movies. Including a new tv series of harry potter.
>>223808741Because you're brown faggots from /v/
>>223812942Movie Hermione is the cutest thing imaginable, for the first few movies, anyway
>>223813257Hard to pinpoint where she fell off. I always think of her as this level anyway. But I don't remember much of the last three movies.
>>223803154That meme is dishonest since all harry Potter fanfiction for the past 30 years has been gay shit. Hermione is a precocious cunt who acts like a boy and Ginny is a prop. Heteros had no place in the fandom until Malfoid.
>>223813697Thats..uh..the point!
>>223813372When she hit her teens in the third movie and onward. Started to make the movies feel like teen angst instead of a children's storybook
>>223813822Well women are basically adults by the time they hit their teens. Girls should honestly be pushed forward 2-3 years and just be tracked with boys slightly older than them.
>>223803328Browns think they are white
>>223803154I think Harry Potter is fag shit. Always has been, but I hear the hogwarts game is good, I've had it in my game library for months and haven't thought much about trying it. I'd ask this in /v/ but the threads get long af and full of coomer pics: Is it a good Harry Potter game or just a good game in general? Something even someone who thinks HP is loser fag shit could enjoy?
>>223803190>and malfoid is a shit meme forced by browns spamming aiYes, I too think about brown guys when I see a cute white girl.
>>223811480I'll hold you to that, anon. We'll keep the candles on in the Malfoid threads. Safe travels
>>223813876Well this is a new one.
>>223813956Yeah, it's fun. I'd definitely recommend it.Obviously it's gay and brown as any game from the past 5 years (moreso the latter), but at least you can take some amusement from the fact that the school will be returned to 90% white british enrollment within a century through unspecified means.Also, there's a troon in it, but it's hilariously non-passing.
>>223808645The truth is it's not him though
Browns won
Me finding out about dragon ball x when i was 11
>>223803334fucking hell
>>223813973you got called out, shitskin.
>>223815036>being white makes you a shitskin nowSo tired of being the subject of racism.
>>223815072>shitskin tourist crying about racismkekgo jerk off to your ai tranny, shitskin
>>223808628faster
>>223815133Trying too hard, taco boy.
>>223808741>Chuds criticize liberals for using popular franchises as political slogans >Especially Harry Potter >Now they're doing the exact same thing with Harry Potter and Warhammer 40k>If you call them out you're hit with a incomprehensible slurry of random buzzwords and AI slop Also it barely counts as /lit/ because nobody is talking about the original books just some shitty memes. Holy fuck we need to bring Harold Bloom back to life now so he can annihilate these retards.
Oh shit I'm a retard I'm not even on /lit/
>>223815371>>223815359This has nothing to do with your gay amerishart politics. Can't we enjoy a nice normal romance in an existing fantasy setting without some retard bringing their faggot mutt politics into it?
>>223815382Yeah there's nothing political about liking a troon. This shit is a psy-op to get Indians on the trans agenda.No white man could be fooled by a basic tsundere archetype.
>>223815359The entire world thinks you're a disgusting freak btw.
> xitterjeets founding out about +20 year old fanfic cliches
I would really like to see an extended epilogue of their life after the battle of Hogwarts.Could even have a mini spinoff outlining their time after the battle till the time they send their first kid to Hogwarts.
>>223803257this is turbo gay, I hope you realise that this is tranny propaganda.
>>223815752this is new though be real
