IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=runb7iSLV6o
I don't like Beardfat episodes because they remind me of how fat I am
i don't mind beardfat in re:views of horror movieshe needs to stay off botw
ITS DOWN
>>223803546So you destroyed the episode by eating it?
It's over they're done
What the fuck happened?
The terribleness of Beardfat and AIDS Mobey can be mitigated by the 3 main RLMers on a panel (Mike, Jay, Rich) but if both of them are on it then the episode is basically unwatchable.
>>223803839What happened to the copyright bots get it?
>>223803450I can't believe they forgot to edit out the five minute long rant filled with racial slurs in the middle. Glad they took it down so they could fix it.
>deleted literally while i was watching itNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223803839The moment I saw the bloody guy 5 minutes in, I knew it would get age restricted. Jay has been on youtube for over 18 years now, and should know that YouTube hates graphic violence from movies
Where are my friends? I need to see my friends.
i know jay likes beardfat but hes terrible and unwatchable
>>223803450i was watching that wtf
forgot to cut the part where rich screams "nigger" in the background, whoopsies
>>223803450i hate beardfatbut not as much as jack
aaaand it's backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBHffDrLZbY
>>223804324>Cut out all of Josh's pro gun shit What fags
Hooray, I can't wait to hear their thuddingly obvious observations on this movie.>well the first one had a serious tone, but NOT THIS ONE (gives an uh-oh whoopsie look to camera)>that's right Jayseph, this movie is so I-don't-give-a-fuck KRAZY, and I'm so here for that!Nah I think I'll pass.
>>223804324kino
>>223803450who cares about these old ass boring movies
>>223804324what was cut?
>>223804324>It's a Jay's interest videoNo thanks, homo.
I will fucking blow my brains out if they reference Gremlins 2 as a similar sequel.
>223804591good riddance, toxofag
>>223804603Wtf is this toxofag shit mean? I keep seeing it, presumably from brownoids and jeets who don't belong here. It's caturday so I'm posting fucking cats you dumbass brown shit-eater, now excuse me while I go eat a bullet because sure enough they did reference it.
>>223804638typical toxofag
>>223804591RIP
>>223804502josh getting raped like Indiana jones on that south park episode
>>223804324Is Mike going up punish Jay for making RLM get another content strike from YouTube?
When did we hit peak RLM?
>>223804778We haven't yet, fool.
>>223804778When they got too drunk on Halloween.
>>223804324Who the fuck cares about Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 much less 2 at this point.
>>223804881Are you high and also a braindead tranny?
>and it's completely differentOh well they were filtered by the best sequel of all times
>>223804890No, you?
STRANGE THINGS HAPPENSTRANGE THINGS HAPPEN!STRRRRAAANGGGEEE THINGS HAPPEN,THAT YOU NEVER HEARD ABOUTAT HOME.
>>223803839Youtube has more sense than goretubers
>>223804778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmwyWerz5KICovenant "review">hey, look we still have it, we are able to talk shit about big budget productions! Just like in Plinkett's reviews!
>plagiarising content from James Rolfe's latest videoshypocrites.
>tranny accusations>brown accusations>cat haters>zoomers who don't appreciate texas chainsaw massacrewith each passing day i relate to the ornery old man who reminisces about better times.
> There's another trivia video we shot back when Colin and Josh Robert Thompson were in town focusing on Steven Spielberg trivia but that hasn't even started editing yet and is on the backburner for a rainy day. In addition to all that, Rich has been hard at work on building the set for this year's Halloween Best of the Worst. We'll post some update pics of that sometime soon. Boooo!when are we getting these? fuck these low-effort videos. remember when they used to make fun of YouTubers making those?
>>223804953go raise your kids, unc
>I think Stretch's role was interesting and relevant, especially with the way women are treated in Trump's America>Beardfat nodsI think I'm done with this channel
I hope they talk about the colorsToby has the best looking shots
>>223804778At least for half in the bag it was from 2015 and the force awakens review to quarantine.
>>223803450I don’t support Red Letter Media after Mike started shilling AI.
I started supporting Red Letter Media after Mike started shilling AI.
>>223805080>>223805125they outright steal content and monetize it, like eBaum's did. they're not exactly sending royalties whenever they put a clip or someone else's image/sound effects/music up. they don't even give credit.it's objectively better for them to start using AI. any flimsy>it's fair use, we're adding COMMENTARY!will just apply even more.
Why did the Internet turn on them?
>>223805162that is the most retardadly wrong thing anyone has ever said in these threads, they always credit their sourceseven in that voyager video they credited some website that provides copyright free music
>>223805213they have used stuff i have made, they didn't message or email me.i have put up clips of theirs and received a takedown from RedLetterMedia LLC even though it was arguably a parody/remix.(it only took a couple hours and had no views, so i'm guessing it was some bot/copyright system.)fuck these guys. don't run ads, don't sell merch, just have a Patreon OR sell those commentaries. they're not making original content, this is why the internet is so shit now.
>>223805171>Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell!
>>223805275you are the one stealing content
Chop top was in vietnam during the first movie
>>223805292i wasn't trying to make money, i credited the original video.if anything i feel like i should be paying YouTube for hosting my video, but these days bandwidth is cheaper (and Google have enough money).i'm glad that black lady actually bothered to get litigious with them. that was well overdue.
>>223804591>Anon never returned...
>>223804778Nerd Crew, unironically.
>>223804778First golden age was 2014–2019Second golden age is 2025–now
>>223804778
i need to be trapped under Josh's belly
Buba aka leatherface was replacing his mom in the first, he was going through puberty and learning how to be a man in the sequel
>>223805419what was badong about 2020 to 2024
>>223803450Made it to around 15 minutes before I had to turn it off. Josh is cancer.
>>223805171They went from >1-3 famous videos of popular film for memesto>130 uploads of flicksTurns out, people don't want to watch HUNDREDS of 50-minute-long videos of guys reminiscining about boring movies.People people DID like "comedy documentaries about how bad the Prequel Star Wars movies were." They could watch that and laugh about it.Do you think people will watch "The Simpsons" now?
>>223803450ITS DOWN!!!!!
>>223804966You're stupid.
>>223803839>>223804324Same runtimes, was it a technical issue? I didn't notice anything.
>>223803450Christ this is a trainwreck. It makes their Suspiria reView look not so retarded.
>>223805171Didn't review The Batman.
>>223804324If you were going to pick a group of people to have a fake parasocial friendship with, I can't believe like 50% or this board ended up choosing these fat, flyover hicklib inbred losers. Imagine looking at that thumbnail and saying to yourself, "damn, I wish I could be cool enough to hang out with THESE guys." Lmao.Sure, some people have come to their senses a bit and it seems like the Internet is finally wising up to how much these bloated retards suck but the fact they were even a thing to begin with at one point is such an indictment of the oldfags here who worship them. If RLM would've started 3 years ago instead of 30 years ago, they'd have been mocked relentlessly as tiktoktier cringe content.
>>223805965I am replying to this post.
>>223803546i don't like them because he is repulsive and i feel discomfort looking at fat people.
lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite mememm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehewhich is your favorute?>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)>totally random noises (also good haha)>a reference to something you knowits hard to pick but please try your best hahae
>>223803864AIDSmoby being the straight man and host of the last quiz show was actually based. he should host all of them, Mike is too senile and Jay is a charisma vacuum. just have AIDSmoby do the hosting and Rich builds the props/sets and sits behind a camera and get the other Josh, the telegenic talented one in front of the camera and it's great.
>>223806172I have replied to this post.
>>223803546I don't like that faggot because he's a stereotypical libtard redditor faggot fat retard obese bitch that should be gutted and murdered for being such a faggot
>>223803450I don't think they're allowed to say that
>>223806178>AIDSmoby being the straight man and host of the last quiz show was actually basedYeah he was actually likeable for once and not acting like a basedjak.
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 reviewwhat's the point
>>223806211
>>223806298Jay thinking he's a film buff is his version of Mike thinking he could be a script doctor.
Where is the Zardoz re:view?
I'm sure as an authentic horror buff, Jay is relieved he's spending his time reviewing a 5.6/10 on imdb horror sequel, instead of e.g. the 28 Years Movies, or Teen Sex And Death At Camp Miasma.
MY INTERNET FRIENDS ARE BACK
>>223806471Weirdo.
>>223806471i highly suspect /tv/ only gets mad about this sort of thing because they want their opinions validated
>>223806463Who do they have that could even talk about a movie like that? It'd have to be a double Canadian episode.
>>223806538Jim and Josh(handsome)
>>223806533no, it's that they're obviously being paid to review TCSM movies in advance of the Curry Barker reboot. it's all so tiresome.
>>223806588If they were getting paid they'd be talking about Hellraiser.
>>223806588the thing that's like 4 years away?
>>223806588>this youtube channel is making videos about stuff that is going to be searched for instead of duds no one remembersWhat monsters.
>>223806604probably 2027 or 2028 actually. it's not like they're fucking making Lawrence of Arabia.
>>223804778Jack and Jill review. They never made that same amount of effort again.
>>223806621no I'm saying they are being paid directly to promote things because that's what's happening.
>>223805965>picrelbelongs on a cross
WHERE THE FUCK IS THEIR DIGGER REVIEW
>singlehandedly saved RLMyou're welcome
>>2238066842 minute segment in the end of year recap where they just dismiss it as an obnoxious mess and move on. You know it's coming.
>>223805080This. Especially when Mike Stoklasa said they should use AI on the original Star Trek show like George Lucas did with the special editions. It made me lose any respect I had for him.
>>223806638The only thing that came close was when they analyzed the Bruce Willis movie factory and concluded there had to be something wrong with Willis or he had to be extremely lazy and greedy(that was right before bruce announced he had dementia)
>>223805171Becoming Ai shills killed any credibility. Why should you trust hacks with an opinion of what’s art when they literally support the genocide of Art with Ai.
>>223806709It took me a while to realize he does the George Lucas deepfakes on YouTube.
>>223806172Oneyplays and RLM really are the same cancer.
>>223803839>>223803876>>223803914the oingo boingo song played for too long thats the first thing i thought while watching it
>>223806765It's just Mike being a boomer. Even Rich physically cringed when he talked about "fixing" TOS with AI and dropped that "AI artist with integrity" gem.
>>223806709is this man in a ska band?
>>223806172>newfriend doesn't pick Classic Gilchrist>because he wasn't here for that/tv/ is a drama-supportive board, and always has been.
>>223806727>You know it's coming.its all so tiresome
>>223803450>deletedLIKE AMATEURS!HOW MANY YEARS HAVE THEY BEEN DOING THIS SHIT?HAHAHAHAHA
>>223806178>other JoshEww no thanks.
an eceleb thread is already up stop making new ones >>223800615
>>223806684>40 minutes of mike reading negative imdb user reviews
>>223806414>Mike thinking he could be a script doctor.the fag cant even read subtitles
>>223804778here
>>223803450>joshshan't be watching
how come there's not female equivalent to RLM ?
>>223807486>and uh I am Rich Evans, and I am a giant pile of horseshit
>>223807339That's a great costume, he looks just like George Lucas, and unironically thinks he knows more about film making than him too
>>2238047782014-2015
>>223807535Dibs on Jay!
>>223807535most women don't review moviesthey watch them and then immediately move on just like when they have a boyfriend
>>223805171it didn'tprequelfags are just fucking retarded faggots, as evidenced by the fact they like the prequels
>>223808042Trans Mike is just Blaire White Hot[/Spoiler]
>>223808064would you look at this
>>223808064or this
>>223808064The prequels were good. Watch the actual movies instead of regurgitating opinions from wet brained hicklib retards.
>>2238047782013-2016
>>223804020>YouTube hates graphic violence from moviesWhat? No they don't. They don't give a flying fuck about it.It's nudity that makes them go insane.If you show half a side boob for 3 seconds, you will get your account permanently deleted and your bank account frozen.
>>223806178>umm guys i'm not ok with this>ummm guys this is racist>uggh, white people ruin everything!Fuck off. Jack is reddit personified. And i mean that 100% sincerely.
>>223804881>Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1It's garbage but it's exceedingly popular for some reason. Probably because people who were kids in the 70s had their minds blown when they saw violence on screen.
>>223804638It's an anti-cat meme.
>>223804991Go do your homework, timmy.Then get to bed, or you'll be cranky in the morning.
>>223805171That episode where some guy spent 45 minutes doing a really bad arnie impersonation was a turning point for a lot of people.It made everyone realise that their guests have all been terrible for a really long time now.
>>223809070Hey Mike!
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2it's fucking trashnot watching this slop episode
the RLM peak is their next video
TCM2 is utter garbage and not funny at all. paris texas is pseudfodder for pretentious 'filmbuffs' that get wowed by colored lights instead of a compelling story, dialogue and characters. bauman and beardfat are fucking midwits
>>223806874i remember when they were dunking on princess warrior for having messed up special effects, only to have uploaded a seizure inducing video mistake themselves. thats karma.
>>223803876>>223806807>copyright bots This is why I welcome TKD
>>223808183>t. millennioid pleb who never got past his nostalgia blinders lmao
>>223806643yikes
>>223809070>It made everyone realiseI have always hated the guests, every single one of them. I don't count the two Canadians as guests, they're more like semi-regulars, but all the guests from showbusiness are pathetic subhumans. There's always the embarrassing tension and awkwardness as they try to be in on the joke, one of the guys, imitating the humour of the hosts and missing by a mile. It's similar to those Joe Rogan episodes where a dork like Elon comes on and tries to be a funny. "That's what SHE said, right?"
>>223811330Every RLM photo looks like what I imagine every polycule in Minnesota looks like when the dudes are all waiting for their slampig "girlfriend" they share to get home from her nursing job.
Why is he called AIDSmoby? Moby already looks like he had aids so i dont get it.
>>223805275>they have used stuff i have madename ten instances of this happening
I've never seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but would it be fair to say that the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film and the sequel actually took some set design and inspiration from this director's works?
Anyone got the mike "the third reich" stoklassa gif where he knocks out 3 people in a parking lot one handed with a smoke in his mouth
HALLOWEEN BOTW COMING SOON WE EATIN GOOD DOUBLE DOWNS IN HERE AT THE KENTUCKY FRIED RLM
>>223804778It has been downhill since the nerd crew, it was already on the downslope post adpocalypse but the nerd crew is the end
>>223805171>years of awful takes>too many z list celeb cameos just because they want to hang out with them>refusal to actually review movies people want to see instead they only talk about shit no one cares about>ironically goofing on shitty b movies became played out once everyone started doing it
>>223808042>>223807535too young they need to be hags, with jack with a shaved head or something
Never forget Mike's take on the force awakens was the movie needed an interracial sex scene
I thought it was weird Jay didn't think Tobe Hooper's remake of Inavders From Mars was good, it's feels like a heightened Goosebumps episode, basically perfect introduction to sci-fi horror for kids, which was Hooper's intention. Stan Winston's creature designs and the puppetry are pretty much fucking perfect, and Christopher Young's score is a very fun riff on Jerry Goldsmith's iconic style.
>>223809015>Probably because people who were kids in the 70s had their minds blown when they saw violence on screen.William Friedkin, Stanley Kubrick, and Ridley Scott all fucking loved Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and none of them were kids in the 70's, get fucked.
>>223807535>>223808042Jay a cute
>beardfat: so what movies follow 2 chronologically?>jay: 3 and 4Jay, you just said earlier in the episode that they don’t, they’re both direct sequels to the first one. Why fucking lie and confuse Beardfat?
>>223814152Do they explain how Leatherface survived getting impaled and run through with a chainsaw? Then they're soft reboots.
3 has Leatherface with a leg brace, implying that it’s the same Leatherface from the first one. 4 says in the opening that the previous sequels happened, but unrelated to the TCM story (it was also intended to be a direct sequel to the original). Idk why Jay didn’t know this.
>>223804881Faggot.
>>223805429It's always volume with you retards.
>>223806569That could work, Handsome Josh seems to still genuinely like movies and watch more than just popcorn and bood.
>>223806784>being funny is the cancer actuallyOkay, hon.
>>223809015>muh violenceHoly no-theory-of-mind, soulless creature!
>>223811388How would you feel if you did get it?
>>223811330When the alternate to having a guest is AIDSmoby or Beardfat I'll take a guest any day of the week. Even Maclunkeys weird handler.
>>223804835Makers Mark is no joke, I have family members mad at me to this day because 2 cousins fucked eachother up after I brought a bottle. Why I’m to blame? I will never know.
