>OMG Wanda stop it! I'm gonna cum!!!>...with what cock?
>>223804089run....
Chthonic Irrigation.
Mommy Wanda
>>223804037Wanda coming back in doomsday?
Why do people hate Dr Strange Multiverse of madness?
>>223804037>remove his mouth>turn the other guy into spaghetti>oh but no the we'll have you endure a shitty battle with the other two (women) instead of more body horror
>>223804315Seriously, what was the sorcerers' plan here? Just stand out in the courtyard and hold up the shield until Wanda gets bored and leaves?
>>223804037Ah yes, this thread again where we pretend this old hag is hot or something
>>223806522Mostly the terrible writing.
>>223807602>Elizabeth Olsen>not hotYour fucking gay
>>223806522There are no meaningful stakes at any point, 85% of the movie is just a mediocre CGI fuckfest including the whole final act, latinx girl can't act for shit.
>>223807370Disney is a family friendly company and these movies are light entertainment.
>>223806522Its cgi craziness. I dont remember anything about it.
>>223807824she got her sloppers out in the Oldboy remake and they are very niceshe's very hot and i enjoyed this shitty superhero movie, it was truly entertaining despite the commercial trappings.
>>223807915Every marvel movie is cgi craziness
>>223807370The battle between Wanda and captain marvel was awesome
>>223806522The spic ruined every single thing about the movie
>>223807920right? i got a minute long deepfake of her riding cowgirl POV style, shit is SO cash
>>223804315absolute succubus in that oufit
>>223806522Anti Xochi schizos.
>>223807915You don’t remember this awesome scene?https://youtu.be/CZI5V2VRc7s?si=azSaTuzJb-ZegCgO
>>223808105The better ones have a point to the cgi stuff
>>223806522It should have been a slam dunk, quite honestly. It was Sam Raimi's return to Marvel, the first time in the MCU and finally getting to make his Dr. Strange movie. However, it really showed Raimi as being out of touch. Really jarring horror and editing that would have been better fit in a low budget campy flick. Marvel cameos that were meant to test the waters and audience reception to things like Captain Carter (Who was heavily pushed in the What Ifs animated show for some reason), Fantastic Four, and the X-Men. Heavy on the visuals but somehow even more meaningless than those in the first Doctor Strange. Wanda really wasn't a compelling villain because her motives fall flat under the slightest scrutiny. And although we get some character development with Strange about always wanting to be in control, learning to let go, and actually put his faith in others it all gets completely lost in the awful pace of the movie. It was just really mediocre and felt like a test reel for the multiverse. Essentially a misfire
>>223809155Also one of the biggest problems is Raimi (in his own words) did not do any research on the storyline and didn't even bother reading a synapsis of wandavision.
>>223806522The big problem is Wanda becomes a psychopath offscreen. Wandavision hardly sets it up. If you watched Wandavision's ending you'd think something totally different was being set up, no they just wanted Wanda to be evil in this movie. It just sucks because Wanda is likable and hot too, but they just assassinate her character and put her in this irredeemable spot for an ultimately mediocre movie. Zombie Strange was cool but this movie wasn't worth it.
>>223806522Turned it off when I saw the faggot flag on the young spic.
>>223806522Because the writing is flat-out dogshit.>Smartest man in the multiverse tells his foe how his ally’s power works>It’s not even the way it works in the comicsBlack Bolt doesn’t even have to open his mouth to use his power in the comics. He can literally just hum to activate it. It’s not like it’s created by air pressure.
>>223804037>"what masculinity?">wanda turns you into sydney sweeney in a french maid outfit
>>223806522Bloated, Strange isn't even the central character of the movie, Wanda's dilemma is laughably written, Sam Raimi's massive talent was completely wasted, America Chavez is a terrible forced character.Its basically Age of Ultron 2.0. Corporate slop designed to push new characters and completely side step it's central character.
>>223809317OH N-
>>223806522Wanda being the villain out of nowhere. I would have preferred a setup with Strange and Wanda teaming up at the start, and as the movie goes on, you see the corruption in Wanda, being tempted to become a villain, and then they fight in the finale.Also, Chavez sucked ass, and I hated her and her woke bullshit onscreen.The whole Illuminati was very wasted. The writing and dialogue were terrible.The Raimi-isms were hit and miss. He kind of half-assed it, instead of going all out. They wasted his potential.
>>223807370Got to have that female empowerment scene contractually obligated to be in every Disney movie!
>>223809317Based Wanda
>>223806522Because they're faggotsThat movie kicks ass
>>223807370the power of sisterhood is too strong, the viewer knows Rwanda has turned fully evil and is now irredeemable because she harmed it.
>>223804037This mouth
>>223804037I don't remember that much about this movie but I really liked the scene where Wanda dimension hops into the body of herself that had the two kids. Feels like it's from a completely different movie, but it was really good
>>223809346>America Chavez is a terrible forced character.In the comics.The MCU version is not a hundred millionth as bad.Jane Thor was also handled far better in the MCU.
>>223810354Based
I really liked this movie. im not a marval aficionado but it's one of my favorites from marvel.
>>223811558Me too, I really don’t understand the hate for this movie
>>223809346>America Chavez is a terrible forced characterfalse
>>223809155The Raimi elements were the best parts. It's all the MCU CGI equivalent of putting tin foil in the microwave that were bad.
She just did the equivalent of sealing his lips shut so wouldn't his mouth blast have ripped through his lips instead of exploded his head? Also why didn't she pull the same stunt she did on The Office guy on all of them and turned everyone into mom's spaghetti?
>>223804037She has a nice, big, round pair of... eyes
>>223811914because that would be boring as fuck
>>223805721Wanda needs to wake up and take on Doom
>>223814340>reed richards the smartest man alive
>>223814340
>>223813025MORE MORE MORE!!!!
>>223814340>the jiggle when she extends her arm out
>>223806522The existence of the multiverse as a concept invalidates all stakes.
>>223814434You are literally in a multiverse right now.
>>223806522Its caca.
>>223814327>here's how we're going to defeat you>gee, thanks for the info
>>223806069Wanda will get the Hulk treatment, she so OP now they have to keep her out of the picture untill they can nerf her like hulk.
>>223806522I think the biggest issue is it doesn't know whose movie it is.You got American, a character that Strange wants to protect cause she has magic powers. Her powers are seen as so strong one version of Strange even thinks to kill her. You have Wanda, who is incredibly powerful and the limits of her powers are not well defined. She can send monsters and things across the multiverse? But not actually physically go? It seems like an arbitrary limit to circle back to Mac Guffin character America. Then you have Dr.Strange who is supposed to be the main character. They clearly don't know what to do with him. 14m timelines and they try to side step how far he may have looked to the future. He is seen as a threat to the multiverse from others. In no way circling back to him allowing Thanos to kill half of all life. Instead he's a threat cause of a different Dr.Strange. Then he's also in love with Christine too. He has a terrible arc and is essentially lore dumped. And he elects to protect America and fight Wanda. It just comes together so poorly for all the characters.
>>223807889Filtered. If Wanda absorbed America's multiverse-jumping capabilities, she could or would cause incursion after incursion resulting in the deaths of trillions.
>>223807889>>223814650This really, the stakes are almost too big. My only real complaint is as others have pointed out, she's just randomly batshit insane to start the movie off and they showed all of that character development offscreen.
>>223809155>>223809291Doctor Strange should've gotten Tobey's Spider-Man to help him, and then revealed that Bruce Campbell's Mysterio was reformed and became that universe's Doctor Strange. Bruce Campbell then should've cameoed as Ash. If Marvel's CGI wasn't done in a sweatshop in Malaysia, it could've looked way better.Also, the plot could've had Mephisto as the villain, with Strange and Spidey working to convince Wanda to not fall for his trickery. She realizes she's done abominable things while being led astray, and Doctor Strange erases her memories of everything. Doctor Doom could then show Wanda her sons, in order to get the Darkhold from her for Doomsday.
>Wanda's booba on display as she solos ThanosSo many Wandafags must have been born here
Mommy Wanda finna destroy everyone in Doomsday
>>223814327>>223814340Is there a more retarded fight in the cinecomic universe? I think not even Suicide Squad has something that match this shit.
>>223815196They should've keep the Age of Ultron outfit
>>223814327>inhales smugly
>>223814650Rather, that's what Chthon wanted to do.
>>223804315>cum...
>>223809294They regard Wanda as expendable and not a major character.Wanda is their most popular female character, but as we see they are pushing Carol and now Pugh, while tossing Wanda aside.
>>223806069There's some rumours swirling around that Olsen is being replaced by another actress.Olsen is unlikely to even be in Doomsday, and in Secret Wars, her role will likely be pretty small.A solo movie with her fighting Chthon would be cool but is increasingly unlikely.
They royally fucked Wanda with this movie at a time when the MCU really needed a new female lead to replace Natasha and it was very obvious that Captain Marvel wasn't working out. Wanda had been popular pretty much from the get-go but because there was one comic where she went evil once well clearly the MCU just also had to do that (even though everyone absolutely hates that arc in the comics) and now look the only worthwhile female character in the entire MCU is Yelena (which, don't get me wrong, I love Yelena, but Heaven forbid we have two leading ladies).Also, it's called "Multiverse of Madness" but we spend most of the movie in one universe and then briefly go to another universe before returning to the main universe. We're promised a road trip through the multiverse and we just take a brief side trip through one.The Illuminati turns out to be a fucking joke when they really shouldn't have been. Aside from Reed and Xavier, the other character choices are fucking lame (people barely even care about Carol, why was Maria-as-Carol a fucking Illuminati member?), and the Illuminati barely even serves a purpose in the film anyway. The Illuminati should've been, not the villains, but an antagonistic force. This was right after No Way Home, right? The Illuminati should've been after Strange to arrest him for fucking with the multiverse and now his universe's Spider-Man is suffering unnecessarily because of Strange's actions, which could cause some serious trouble down the line. They would kind of be acting like the TVA, but without the "pruning timelines" aspect, more like a team of Avengers that are just trying to make sure the various multiverses run smoothly. So Strange, Wanda (who isn't fucking evil in a proper version of this movie), and America have to avoid the Illuminati while also protecting America from [actual villain].
>>223815564Maybe have Strange and co. picking up allies as they travel through the multiverse until they have a sort of Multiversal Avengers. Whether this replaces the "antagonistic Illuminati" I discussed above or features alongside it, I dunno, but you can fit even more multiverse fan service appearances with it (THIS is where you fit in Captain Carter, not as an Illuminati member), plus maybe actually have Bruce Campbell as "copyright friendly Ash Williams," or maybe just actually Ash, if there's a loophole they can use via Marvel Zombies vs. the Evil Dead.But yeah. It needed to not fuck over Wanda as a character and it needed to actually properly use both the multiverse and the Illuminati as concepts.Also, whoever wrote "Illumi-what-y?" needs to be shot in both knee caps. The concept of an Illuminati is something even most normal, every day people are aware of; Someone as intelligent as Stephen fucking Strange would never say this shit.
>>223814327>one whisper from his mouth
>>223804037They'll never know what she sacrificed for them.
>>223806522The number of replies alone is pretty funny.
>>223814327>This is Black Bolt, he's got my back. I recommend not letting him open his mouth. His whisper destroys the brain of its victims
>>223815657>and the jews will rape another thousand goy children
just watched the first Doctor Strange on a whim (I haven't watched any of these movies since, like, the first Avengers), found it surprisingly enjoyable. A few minor tweaks to the story, sharper dialogue and an axe to the shitty MCU humor would have made it a genuinely great movie.What's the /tv/ consensus on that one?
>>223815884Pretty much exactly what you said.
>>223806522Dunno. It's easily the best post-Endgame MCU flick. Plenty of classic Raimi-isms too.
>>223804037>this is brapbolt, he can tear you apart with one fart from his ass>what ass?
>>223816248This man was not only stolen from, but also thought some jackass was disrespecting the greatest hero in his universe, and was sentenced to punch himself in the face for an entire week for his troubles.
does eliziols show feet in this or any other
>>223816344Pizza Poppa.... had a hard life.
>>223815196This was more of a female empowerment scene then that God awful lineup shot.The difference is Wanda is doing cool things and happens to be a woman, whereas the other one is trying to be cool because they are women.
>>223816356I hate how unrevealing her costume is. It's like a full-suited leotard. Her Civil War outfit was the best.
>>223815196>can literally warp reality>gets into a normal fight with Thanos instead of just pulling him apart atom by atomStupid woman.
>>223814650>>223814755If you believed for 1 second there wasn't going to be a turnaround of a well-liked character just becoming evil (because she is a mother?) you are soft-brained. And so in the end of the movie nothing happened. Wanda killed a bunch of irrelevant characters in shitty cgi fights, then just becomes good again because she loves her children in a healthy way or something. Dr. Strange is a side-character and his character development is re-connecting with his ex-fiancee who married a black guy?>>223815884It's one of the best MCU movies. The Cum man, Swinton and Mikkelsen with good performances, story and cgi are tight.
>>223816248>classic Raimi-ismsLike shitty acting, hammy dialogue, action scenes that don't make sense in the context of the story, phoned-in directing, and made-up-on-the-spot Chekhov's guns strewn about everywhere? Yeah, classic Raimi, bro.Dude was cashing a paycheck and made the most cynical piece of shit he possibly could just because he knew the contract was already signed. Pretty sigma move, ngl.
>>223816622Oh dear, I'm most dreadfully sorry to have enjoyed a movie you didn't. How rude of me. I hope pic related helps you in working your way through this deeply troubling incident with your chosen mental health professional.
>>223816847You couldn't be gayer if you tried. Peak gape has been achieved.>Did you seriously just criticize something I like?>That's not allowed.>Either praise what I love or don't say anything.>If you criticize anything ever that means I can't enjoy the things that were criticized.>And you're a schizo if you criticize things, too.
>>223814327when you talk, sound already reverberates through your skull/mouth (which is why you sound different in recordings). why would having his mouth closed suddenly kill him?
>>223804037Women have seven mouths you know.
>>223816932Because MCU writers are the mental equivalent of a hemorrhaging artery.>Why didn't Thanos just restore Titan? Wait, he did, but then he un-restored it.>Why didn't Thanos just turn Tony and crew into chihuahuas?>Why couldn't 6 infinity gems stop Thor's brand new axe? Just cuz.>Why couldn't Thanos see that in just 2 more generations at maximum the life he destroyed in the universe would be replaced with fresh new life, if not even more?>Why did Thanos have trouble lifting Hulk over his head when he's stronger than the Hulk and Hulk can stop a rampaging chitauri leviathan with one hand?>Why did Thanos pull down a moon to hit Tony when he could've just straight blasted him with the power gem?>Why didn't Thanos just space gem everyone except for Strange into the center of the nearest star?>Why didn't Thanos just shift the rules of the universe into being a completely self sustaining system?>Why didn't Tony or Strange or Petey just kill Quill when it looked like he was about to jeopardize their plan of saving half of the entire universe?>Why didn't Strange just use the time gem to age all the invading aliens to dust as soon as he saw them?
>>223816962Seven??
>>223816969>>Why didn't Thanos just restore Titan? Wait, he did, but then he un-restored it.He didn't restore Titan, that was the equivalent of an old home movie. Even as dumb as MCU Thanos is, he's not SO dumb that he's going to revive his planet and his people and then just... un-revive them.>>Why couldn't 6 infinity gems stop Thor's brand new axe? Just cuz.Stormbreaker was literally designed to go up against an Infinity Stone-wielding Thanos.
>>223817041>reality stoneYour argument is invalid.>all 6 stones>control over all:>space>reality>energyYour argument is invalid. Stones trump everything else made in the universe from whence they originated.
>>223817104>Your argument is invalid.What argument? That is objectively and factually what's on screen. Just because Thanos can potentially revive the planet doesn't mean that's what he did, or that he tried to.>Stones trump everything else made in the universe from whence they originated.Eitri was a forger of literal god-weapons and was the same person that created the Infinity Gauntlet. If anyone could make a weapon that can shrug off an Infinity blast, it was Eitri.
>>223807370>Has instant win abilities >Doesn't use them because plot
>>223807370>cuts Captain Carter in half with her own shield Well that's one way to get rid of the What If? character
