WTF the critics were right for once and this genuinely should be nominated for best picture
so you get to see the bitches cunt or what?
>WTF the critics were right for once and this genuinely should be nominated for best picture
>>223809742Not just the boyfriend's dick
>>223809706Stop posting this shit nobody gives a fuck I’d rather give Shaquille O’Neil a handjob than watch anything that Canadian Jew has shit out.
>>223809788isnt he Indian...
>>223809745kek>>223809706just got back from seeing it. That was some crazy shit. The only bad part was when you see Lance Oppenheim's face for two seconds. Also, I want Amanda Seyfried to ride me like one of her ponies so bad it's unreal
>>223809833i've never seen a movie manage to sell 80% of an afternoon screening in a large room on opening day like this one did. i'm talking even pre-pandemic, golden days.
>>223809833It sounds like you just wanted an excuse to tell people you want to jerk off Shaq.
>>223809893No, that's the guy she was with when she was at Theranos. The guy in the movie is her baby daddy, some big dicked white guy , also a total psycho
>>223809904>The only bad part was when you see Lance Oppenheim's face for two secondsLol the duda is one of the only people I actually think should get a nose job>>223809893He looks white, but he might be a jew
>>223809706>woaaaaoaoa, heaven let your light shine down
This is the best documentary of the year, but Digger is the best film
>>223809742You can see everything.
>>223809742No, just Amanda Seyfried's cunt during one of the reenactment scenes. The film crew wasn't allowed to film Nathan fucking Liz irl when it happened at the beach house, so in the second half of the movie he gets Amanda, as Liz, to do a ten minute long sex scene with him with full nudity while correcting her mannerisms the whole time
>>223809950I liked digger's message, but it was only an ok film
did Amanda and Nathan fugg
>>223809934I mean, he was circumcized...
Amanda wanted Nathan so bad, but his heart was reserved for Liz
It's not that good.
>>223809965hold on at first i was mad because im very mad that jlaw didnt make her elisabeth holmes film bc of the seyfried one, but if i get to see her pussy thats a different story im coming around to the film. i also have an issue with the director for primetime but hey kikes gonna kike i guess
>>223809972Almost definitely. That's why she seems all jelly at the end when she says Nathan's holding back because he cares about Holmes. They even framed that one shot on the way to Billy's house so it looks like they're holding hands.
>>223809706Hey I know what is a great idea, lets give one of the world's most famous narcissists and liars even more attention. I don't understand why people find her interesting.
>>223809706Me and a bunch of my friends watched this today and everybody had different takeaways. Nobody agreed who was innocent or guilty, who was lying and who was telling the truth. I heard that during filming, the crew was arguing with each other about what was actually happening too. Pretty wild>>223809936>was it good?
>>223810038I leaned towards she was being manipulative to. Nathan, but it's hard to believe, someone could be that deep of a manipulator because she genuinely seems like she believes in what she's saying
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>>223809972No, he was too busy fucking Lizzy
>>223810022desu the movie's not really about her, honestly Nathan could've made this movie about anyone
>>223809706There isn't much to it. She's a con artist with a pimp husband that Nathan didn't like because he wanted points on the project. Also there's NO fucking reason for it to be three hours long.
>>223810022its bc shes so cute and she had everyone fooled with her little deep voice trick, the whole thing is too ridiculous and massive. she got billions from guys like mad dog mattis an old top dog marine with "a plan to kill" everyone he meets. her eyes are massive like 2 universes and utterly hypnotizing. she also did it alongside a dumpy jeet, the race of scammers that would usually never land such a hotty, which is its own level of hilarity that i hopefully dont even need to get into much. the whole thing is iconic, singular, and could have been so much worse. its also a pretty big win for journalism since they are mostly a joke these days and the thing was blown open by wall st journal.
>>223810097I was entertained and not sure what I would have removed.
>>223810097
Is the boyfriend based?
>>223810109It should have been two movies. They should've done a sequel tease just showing Seyfried watching the footage, then made the entire second movie about her. She was starting to crack and show signs of being a weirdo too.
>>223810164He clearly wasn't intimidated by Amanda whatsoever and tore into about Charlie Kirk.
>>223810165i think Amanda reacted pretty normally desu, honestly her agreeing to her portrayal in the movie says a lot, I don't think many actors would do that, it shows a lot of self awareness
My take away is that they're both narcissistic psychopaths, which is why their relationship actually seems genuine. Also I really liked how balanced the doc was, also highlighting the fact that the hulu show is a work of fiction that takes a lot of creative liberties.
>>223810164being a white man is "manipulative" by default to everyone else because everyone worships us. we cant help it. hes based as fuck.
>>223809706Why do we even hate her? She ripped off a bunch of rich retards. Fuck em
>>223810187You do not have the neurotic Jewish mentality necessary to appreciate Fielder kino.
>>223810165I think it was pretty much perfect and splitting it into two movies is a terrible idea.
>>223810164Yeah, he has lizards, guns, all the benefits of having a famous wife only they aren't married and he only has to see her on weekends, he literally controls every aspect of her life and got her to give him power of attorney, and he's got a huge hog. Sounds pretty based to me
>>223810242>When he got pissed off at Amanda questioning whether he was good at sex
>>223810165Bro nobody is forcing you to watch it all at once. You can pause it in the middle of you want. No reason to think that it should have been edited differently for everyone else just because you have a short attention span.
>>223810185Yeah I actually thought they did a pretty good job letting their argument play out and showing both sides. The guy definitely seems like he's doing a bit of right wing griffting, but its definitely fair to call her out about moral high grouding.
>>223810211Cause she wasn't pitching some stupid thing for just rich people like Musk's recent car with the landing jets in it. She was pitching a revolutionary technology in blood testing which could improve diagnosing illnesses much faster.
>>223810253>Let's just change the subject.
Im shocked its actually Holmes in the movie.
>>223809998You really believe that post is legit?
>>223809706You should be nominated for best picture.
>>223809706SEX WITH NATHAN FOR YOUMORE LIKE NATHAN FOR ME AMIRITE LADS
>>223810258There's no reason for it to be 3 hours because he doesn't find anything. It's just him obsessively overanalyzing every little thing this frankly dumb couple says. It's a nothingburger movie and the whole Amanda Seyfried half is crammed in just to justify the movie's existence.
>>223810313Haha yeah!
>>223810330Bro did you even watch the movie.A)splitting it would kill the pacingB) The second half completely recontextualizes the first Like your treating this like its a wiki page and not a film
>>223810367>The second half completely recontextualizes the firstAll I saw was him manipulating a celebrity into helping him break the couple up. And he fails, so the movie is kind of a wet fart. It's similar to Rehearsal S.1 where he just had nothing to work with.
>>223810330Oh, you're retarded. I'm sorry, that must be tough.
>>223809706no movie about some girl conning some guys should win an award over a documentary about Gaza or Ukraine with actual stakes and brave filmmakers
>>223810403 In the first half, we don’t know he has power of attorney over her or that he made a deal to make money off the documentary. The second half hinges on whether she knows about the money and whether he's manipulating her or if they are both manipulating the Nathan.I don’t see how you can remove that. It's practically what makes the film interesting.
>>223809833Your mind must be a desolate place, you're unable to engage with anything because you're an idiot. The most you can do is say "erm that's jewish".
Nathan Fielder just saw Synecdoche NY and thought "Imma do that irl"
>>223810416Who gives a shit, this is filmmaking, not Xtreme sports
>>223810426To me anything shady they do is expected, they're bad people and we know that going in, it's actually the reason we're watching the movie, her criminal history. I didn't find having more and more of how he's a scumbag revealed compelling because DUH he's a scumbag. And all Nathan does with it is try to get Liz to leave him. It's a simple movie breaking its back trying to make Nothing interesting.
>>223810480So you just never thought for a moment that she might be an insane person who thinks she's innocent? And if you don't think that, then you just think she's a high-level manipulator and you're not very interested in that? To me both angles are crazy,
>>223810480>>223810500I mean these are pretty much all the possible anglesBilly is using/controlling herElizabeth is using himThey’re both working together / mutual manipulationBilly is Balwani 2.0Billy is just a fame-hungry narcissistGenuine trusting partnershipBilly is the real villainBoth are performing for the cameras / playing the filmmakersNot sure how you can flatten it so much
>>223809706It's going to win every documentary award for sure. After she went to prison so early in the movie, I thought, "what are they gonna do with the rest of the movie" and it got even better. Elizabeth is a legit psychopath. The boyfriend is a hyper-controlling ultra creep. When they started re-creating scenes I was so happy. Amanda got so into it, and made it so much more fun when Nathan told her about the pre-filming money meeting.
>>223810500She I considered she night be insane or innocent, that's her whole act, putting those questions in your head. And her act is less being an act than Being a Woman turned up to 11. She wants to be rich, she wants to be loved, she wants to be important, and she doesn't care how but she has nothing to offer, so she latches onto guys who do the dirty work while she looks the other way and maintains plausible deniability. Whether she's crazy or brilliant isn't that interesting to me and I think it's best answered with "she's a woman" and that the only guy who had any real insight was her dad mentioning how she'd been raped.
>>223810480Wow dude I have no idea how many movies and tvs you must have watched to have such absolutely garbage twelvoid opinions about it. And, you state it so objectively! You should start a film criticism blog. Hey, how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast yesterday?
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>>223810570Yeah, crazy how she got raped BEFORE she meet the 50 year old pajeet
>>223809833>I’d rather give Shaquille O’Neil a handjobWhere did this come from?
>>223810600>During her fraud trial she testified (through tears) that she was raped while a student at Stanford in 2003, during her first year. She said the assault was a major reason she stopped going to class, dropped out, and “decided that I was going to build a life by building this company.”
>>223810074Yeah in my opinion she's a subconscious manipulator, at a conscious level she seems completely broken and unable to function independently and probably doesnt try to manipulate people. She surrendered her entire identity to Billy. She appears so genuine and helpless that you cant help being emotionally manipulated into believing her.Billy on the other hand is consciously a manipulator, a control freak, and a complete asshole. He appears to be an emotionless psycho. But deep down he's a complete coward, and even though he seems to have all of the power and control, his entire life revolves around Elizabeth. He hides behind her just as much as she hides behind him, and he constantly lies and changes behavior for her sake
>>223810440>”erm that's jewish".We’re on a board that discusses tv/film, the simple answer to a lot of questions is just “it’s Jews doing Jew things”.
>>223809706Saw it in a packed theater and the reactions were really interesting. People really didn't know how to feel about a lot of it. Translated to lots of nervous laughter.There's a lot going wrong in the world but the fact that Nathan Fielder stumbled face first into this mess makes up for some of it. He was born to make this movie. I doubt he'll ever top it.
I love the staring contests Nathan and Elizabeth have.
>>223810447this is a shitpost because literally no one has ever seen synecdoche ny
>>223810638>He was born to make this movie.Don't think I've ever seen a more clear example of this.
>>223810638Some of the people laughing early on in my theater, I believe, were somewhat conditioned to laugh at awkward things or little bits of dialogue from Nathan. After a while, there was less laughing, but more almost "gossipy" type reactions to things being revealed. It was a fun audience movie. It's definitely Nathan's peak.
>>223810609Your moms bute.
>>223810639Me too>How do you usually flirt with people?>I usually just hold eye contact>immediately holds eye contact with Nathan in complete silence for like 10 seconds>What's been the hardest thing for you emotionally?>It's really hard for me to feel comfortable crying in front of people>immediately starts crying while holding eye contact with NathanBy the end of the movie it honestly kinda felt like she was an alien
>>223810639>>223810744when elizabeth goes off to prison and she and nathan just stare at each other right before she goes in the car i legitimately thought they were going to kiss
I wholeheartedly believe Nathan Fielder is one of the most important artists of the century
The film is great because of how layered it isfor example Seyfried seems like she’d be a straight man in the film and then at some point her performance of Holmes is criticized by Holmes and Seyfried defends it, even if it was made up and makes Holmes look bada wee bit too long and can drag at times but really good regardless
>>223809998>im coming around to the filmcum around to this dih up yo ahh innit m8
>>223810105It's not that deep, her dad was a powerful guy and people invested in her firm to curry favour with him. Everything else is just people over analysing
>>223810744The Who's on First scene was probably the peak of her weirdness for me. I still can't figure if she just didn't get it or it was just one more day of her psychopathic act since the beginning.>>223810770I had that same fleeting thought. She was leaned forward just enough. Then seeing the swimming scene at the end and when Amanda stated "maybe you care for her" gave some more signs cuz she could see something there as an outside observer. Then the question is: did she manipulate him or did they actually have chemistry? So many layers to this.
>>223810770Yeah I thought so too, he looked like he wanted to. He was definitely developing feelings for her
>>223810301im not gonna see it in theaters but im willing to watch it on my phone now if it means i might see her pussy. shes of the age of girls i usually date and some of them still have ADORABLE vaginas.
>>223810885She's popped out two kids. That vagina is an Arby's sandwich and there's zero chance you're gonna see it.
>>223810885Did you time travel here from 2006?
Hold on to your butts.
>>223810822I think she was legitimately just too dumb to get it, and hilariously Billy interpreted it as Nathan saying she was misunderstood. I loved that they kept saying "thinks outside the box" whenever they meant "someone who thinks she's innocent"
>>223810885This guy's a thinker
>>223811167I could believe that as well. If there are people who think she is innocent, I want to meet them so I can manipulate them out of some money.
>>223810822The Who's On First scene is like the key to the whole movie. The whole thing is a bunch of ambiguous circles - Nathan acting like Elizabeth at the end when asking "Why would I do that?", the documentary becoming about itself, etc
>>223810258how am i going to pause the whole theater jackass???
>>223810907Akshyually, chud, reddit told me that pusies get tighter after kids, and I've only ever slept with single mothers and I can tell you that shit is tioiiiight like a baby fist grip
>>223811266Who the fuck did you go to the theater with - you're mom? Jesus Christ dude learn how to pirate camrips you fucking weirdo
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>>223810827That was one of the parts where he was clearly playing into his character - he did the "awkward crush on the subject of the episode" thing a lot in Nathan For You and this was just the best deployment of it, especially when Amanda called him out at the end and he went all Liz Holmes on her.
>>223811285there are no camrips and i'm not a mom you stupid ratart
>>223811336>I'm not a momIf I got you drunk enough, you could be ;)
>>223811285>>223811336how do you guys sneak you're mom into the theater? I always get my shit pushed in by the no singles policy then they haul my ass off to the popcorn mines
>>223811425Wait by the dumpster for the pimple faced teens to take the garbage out after sweeping the theaters and then offer them some ground up shwag trim to let you in the backdoor when they go back in. 60% of the time it works every time
Is there a good camrip out yet? Dont really need 1080 quality for a film like this
>>223811463Thanks for the tip anon, I can't wait to get it on with you're mom
>>223811492it doesn't call any attention to itself, but the cinematography is actually very slick.
>>223811492actually you do. faces in this film are like landscapes in other films.
>>223811591Great observation. I really liked the partial faces in some shots.
>>223811532Looking is free; touching will cost you (and it costs a bag of ground up schwag, at least a gram)
>>223811492
>>223811492I have a bunch of 1 minute long subtitled gifs that I made of the whole three hours. They're all black and white though since I wanted to keep the size small - want me to upload the gofile? It's pretty small, 5mb for the whole directory
jew
>>223810885It's on screen for like 0.2 seconds>>223810097>Also there's NO fucking reason for it to be three hours long.The second half drags on a bit, they couldve shortened some things here or there but what they kept felt pretty tasteful. Only part that felt inconsequential was the prison phone call which really only led to the prison meeting, but it also showed how Billy was starting to become more intrusive as a barrier between Nathan and Liz
>>223810195>genuineI don't think Nathan has ever been genuine, at least not on camera. Don't be fooled by the documentary style.
Love that Nathan showed Liz the gas station clip from N4U. You can tell he's proud of that
>>223811852hello this is jew. who am I speaking with?
>>223811714Yea bro sounds amazing
>>223809706Cool, would be nice if ANY FUCKING THEATER AROUND ME WAS SHOWING ITBut at 3 hours maybe waiting for the mkv is the way anyway
>>223810480>>223810500This is why they don't bring up that she photoshopped documents to show investors legitimate companies "approved" of her testing. Among a fuckton of other deceptive practices. She did everything possible to make her idea seem legit. She knew what she was doing.The movie just leaves all that out and reduces it to "well maybee you have a different way of communicating, and investors were CoNfUseD". And you are abused by men!Without full context of what her scheme entailed, I guarantee most retards watching this will have more sympathy for her coming out the theater. With context, she's still a psychotic manipulator... but we know that already. And anyone she associates with closely is likely similar. So what's new?It feels like spinning wheels because it is. >Holmes offers to have a film crew in her home before prison? Quick! Grab the camera and start rolling! Nothing will happen but we'll figure it out as we go along for sure!Jewish filmmakers? You don't say!
>>223812056Isn't that the point? If she can manipulate the audience, then we see how she could manipulate investors?
>>223810822>I still can't figure if she just didn't get it or it was just one more day of her psychopathic act since the beginning.Who cares? Either she's a retard or a liar, and being a woman, it's both.>did she manipulate him or did they actually have chemistry?Doesn't matter. Again, woman behavior. Bravo A24
>>223812089>Are you manipulated by a known manipulator going into the movie?
>>223812119Lighten the fuck up. Not everything has to be about proving what a smart little boy you are
