wait that's his story? he's a fucking cuck?lmfao
>>223813756the suffering of a chudcel is one of the most profound human conflict ever put to film
>>223813872Probably a volcel since he could have any slytherin girl he wanted, but he couldn't get over Lily.
Did he die a virgin?
>>223813756he got bulliedand his wife's son respects him instead of his own father
>>223813756expert duelist and potion/herbology master, legilimens, he could have had petunia but shes a fugly squib, so based.
Black Snape will DEFINITELY get a flashback scene where he actually kisses Lily Potter
>>223813756He's black
>>223813756he was an incel chud virgin cuck, yes
>>223813756>you have my waifu's son's boyfriend's dog's eyes
>>223813756I know this is a bait thread but the story always made it seems like he was a bad guy, however it is then revealed that he had a great capacity for love which is the most powerful magic in the HP universe
>>223814786>>223814740will they dare do the hanging scene
>>223815119When you think about it it was sexual assault
>master potionist, so good he made corrections to the official books>invented his own spells, some of them lethal despite not being unforgivable curses>master occlumens, so good that he could fool the strongest legilimens while under pressure>Iron nerves, played double agent against the most powerful dark wizard for years>Master of dark arts, he learned advanced spells from voldy himself, like being able to flyYeah I could live as a sexless incel in exchange for all that
>>223815321>master occlumens, so good that he could fool the strongest legilimensIn English, doc
>>223815339>legilimensMind reading>occlumensPic related
Can someone explain to me in the first book/movie when voldemort "died" he didn't completely die, from that moment they should have known the existence of horcrux's. I can forgive that scene as they didn't completely know this as his body was gone. But when they see him feeding in the forbidden forest? surely at that moment someone (dumbledore) should have been like hmm it's actually not normal for someone to still exist after they die
>>223815383Dumbledore suspected that Voldemort had split his soul long before the first book takes place. He just didn't have any proof.
>>223813756A dedicated cuck. He watched as his school bully took the only girl he ever loved away and watched them make little Potter on his crystal ball. And then, Dumbledore forced him into further humiliation so that he was to watch over Porter till he draws his last breath. So yeah, he was a good friend and a great cuck.
>>223815582>>223815383If I iirc correctly Tom Riddle's diary was his first official confirmation of that theory. Half-Blood Prince was less about confirming it further (he'd already found and destroyed a second Horcrux in between books 5 and 6) and more about nailing down an exact number of how many were left while giving Harry the context he needed to finish the job.
Yer a horcrux, 'Arry What do you do in this situation?
>>223815582Was he searching for horcrux's before he had proof?
>>223815681I think he was searching for the resurrection stone anyway which is why he fucked up.
How fucking old is Slughorn anyway? He was a teacher over 50 years before HBP and he taught Voldemort. He doesn't look like he's slowing down in HBP either.
>>223815645Yep.>>223815681I don't know, but he did go around and made sure he got memories of Voldemort from different people to see if his horcrux theory correct.
>>223815383I agree. The problem with Dumbledore is the fact that he lets things unfold which puts everyone in danger. Dead unicorn should've been a red flag. Petrified children should've been a red flag. Harry's name in the Goblet should've been a red flag.
>>223815709Wizards obviously live longer (except Harry Potter's grandparents). Dumbledore was 115.
>>223815722>Harry's name in the Goblet should've been a red flag.He did scream about it a bit *too* calmly, didn't he.
>>223815743Wizards in general are unironically and canonically physically superior ubermenschen who are ridiculously resistant to physical injuries that would kill a muggle, regularly living well over 100 and occasionally closer to 200 doesn't even seem that impressive all things considered.
>>223815722Dumbledore liked putting innocent people in mortal danger. He let Malfoy almost kill Katie Bell and Ron just to save Malfoy's soul. And put all of the order members who patrolled Hogwarts, and every kid in the school life's on the line when he gaslighted Harry about him knowing that Malfoy had repaired the vanishing cabinet to bring death eaters into Hogwarts.
>>223815722Dumbledore will allow his enemies run wild endangering everyone just to scope out info or confirm a theory. He and Voldemort are two sides of a chessboard, and everyone else are pieces in a game they're playing.
Why didn't dumbledore attend the battle of the 7 potters? he could have rode though and deflected them as party leader with his devastating presence
Someone's gotta sit in the cuck chair.
I'm impressed this hasn't descended into a Malfoid thread yet, and disappointed at the same time
>>223815113he is literally the hero of the story. potter would die 20 times over without his help.
>>223815113He didn’t just have a great capacity for love, he might be the greatest one capable of love in the entire series
>middle-aged man still being upset about something that happened in wizard junior highSeemed unrealistic to me. Can you imagine anons still being hung up on shit that happened in high school?
>>223814433No, he was raped in the asshole by voldemorts snake.
>>223816394If you flubbed a 10/10 (4u) then she died because of you a couple of years later it would probably fuck you up for a while. Snape is in his 30's as well it think.
>>223816424They needed to fix the story with Rickman being so old. Him having some sort of affair with Harry's grandma or something would have made more sense
>>223816343I didn't read harry potter (not gay or a woman), what are the reasons given for going out of his way to protect his dead bull's and crush's cuckchild?
>>223816449Harry's parents were also cast old as well. >>223816452Last memento of his oneitis and guilt.
>>223816452He has his mother's eyes.
>>223813756>cuck*Simp. He was a fucking simp.>>223813897>he couldn't get over LilyOneitis makes you a simp.>I'm so in love>I'd do anything for herThat's not love, that's obsession. Love is mutual devotion to one another.
>>223813756us cucks are actually in relationships and get to watch our woman have sex though. snape is friendzoned, and not a member of our hallowed ranks.
>>223816424it's weird how young the parents generation is in HP. Harry's parents had him at age 20. And Snape is only 20 years older than his year level. I know the wizards get going at a young age but they should've made it 25-30 at least.
>>223816556if you're rich as fuck and in a war, you have kids asap. and they were really into eachother also.
>>223815113...can't literally anyone do that?
>>223816491His parents supposedly died at 21, Rickman was 54 and looked that age. They casted a 34 and 43 year olds for Harry's parents and that was probably a more directional choice to make them look more maternal/paternal
>>223815640>watched them make little Potter on his crystal ball
>>223816510>Love is mutual devotion to one another.That is simply not true. Love does not have to be mutual.
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>>223816452He is a former Wizard Nazi who saw the error of his ways when Wizard Hitler killed the only woman who was ever nice to him (but never fucked him). That‘s why he joins the Wizard SOE to defeat Wizard Hitler.He absolutely hates Harry Potter‘s, but protecting him is his duty. Snape does his duty.
>>223816646Snape should have taken Harry under his wing from the beginning. Harry would have been much better prepared against the dark arts from the get go.
>>223816660The Dursley's had some protective charm on them that made it so DE couldn't find Harry. I think.
>>223816646>Wizard Hitler*Wizard Netanyahu, kike.
>>223816660Missed oppurtunity in my opinion. I think Rowling realized too late what she had on her hands as Snape. Snape being bullied would not be able to stand bullies himself and not bully others.If Snape knew about how much Harry had suffered under the Dursley’s he might have felt a sense of begrudging kindred towards Harry. There is so much room for great drama, but alas
>>223815645>>223815681Bulshiiiiiiit, the horcruxes were retconned it was obvious that both quirrell and the diary were meant as Voldemorts ghost/ soul possessing stuff in order to ressurect himself
>>223816556>>223816581I mean also presumably the Ministry isn't actively sabotaging their own citizens' cost of living to make the GDP line go up, so starting a family is actually a practical option for even middle-class young adults, never mind actual aristocracy.
>>223816687>still thinks the spokeswoman wrote the booksThis bitch didn't even know that Hermione is White.The world is populated almost exclusively with goldfish-brained dent heads.
>>223815383Dumbledore was suspicious of it because voldy started to look less and less human even at the time he wanted to become a teacher himself. Splitting your souls once was already considered a big nono, but noone would think this dude split it 7 times
>>223816677Hitler was jewish + the wizards are jew coded anyway (muggles = goyim)
>>223816646>He is a former Wizard Nazi who saw the error of his ways when Wizard Hitler killed the only woman who was ever nice to himAlso it was him informing said Wizard Hitler of the prophecy that got her killed and after he begged him to spare the woman. He was quite bitter about that. Funny enough, if had spared her, Harry would have died and Voldemort wouldn't have been down a body nor been later betrayed by Snape.
>>223816743Horcruxes and Happy Potter soul lore don't make much sense.>Multiple horcruxes affect your bodily appearance>After a dementor's kiss, the body dies eventually but not right away>This infers soul and body are linked>but if you split your soul 7 times and then die in your OG body you will get turned into a spirit, but not sent to the afterlife and technically still alive>this soul fraction can inhabit new bodies>and if one soul part gets killed, it can't stick around and become a undead spirit but gets sent to the afterlife
>>223816556They won the war and were rich
>>223813756>love some chick>she dies>relentlessly bully her son????
>>223813756he was a better man than potters dad.
>>223816767>Hitler was jewishYou are incorrect, chaim.
>>223816925I've lived long enough that "irregardless" is now in the dictionary, and "infer" seems to mean "imply" now.
>>223817086I've lived long enough that "anymore" is now used in place of "lately" and "always" regularly, that "would of" and "should of" is more commonplace than the actual contractions.Reality is breaking down around us, and exceedingly few seem to notice.
Hey what would his relationship with Malfoid be like?
BLACK$NAPE
>>223816424So why'd he serve voldemort?
>>223817028Looked and acted like his dad.
>>223813756He lived next door to Lily for, like, a couple of years. His love was always unrequited. She went on to date, have sex with, marry, and have a child with another man over the course of a decade or so. Then nearly two decades after that he was still """"in love"""" with her.Truly his ability to simp for a random young girl he knew nothing about is somehow interesting and magically relevant. Definitely good writing.
>>223817158If you weren't in the wizard KKK as a Slytherin at that time he would have no social circle and he would be bullied in the dorms by housemates and out of the dorms by the marauders. He also had terminal chuunibyou.
>>223817150Blape.
>>223815113>he had a great capacity for love which is the most powerful magic in the HP universeThat would be true if the ending had been Harry and Malfoid btfoing Voldemort together, but instead it's Voldermort dying because he broke a technicality of wand ownership. Rowling is a hack.
>>223817158He's still a wizard supremacist that hates muggles, him and Lily's relationship was literally the "quirk chungus and most racist man alive otp" picture until he fucked up by directing it at her for once.
>>223817158Just doing what all the cool Slytherins were doing at first, then double agent, then quadruple agent.>>223817164I thought they were literally childhood friends. She only stopped actually liking him (as a friend) after he got heavy into the wizardchuddy blood rhetoric and accidentally called her a nigger in the heat of the moment after one of the usual rounds of unprovoked bullying by the Marauders.
>>223816695Fragmenting the soul after killing someone doesn't even make sense. You mean to tell me there were no mass murderer wizards with 3 digit body count?
