Goodnight Sweet Schizo editionPrevious: >>223789026
PREVIOUSLY:>Blue team won and red team lost>More discussion about the hierarchy>Rochelle, Philip and Rob had an argument about crackers>Rob was then evicted and danced his way out of there>AJ and Will danced with himTONIGHT:>Extended episode>Tons of shit apparently went down on Friday so we're gonna see the most Friday we've seen>Philip discovers the hierarchy theory>This has apparently lead to a massive fight that lasted all night>We could have witnessed this on the live stream if they still had it up>Twinks and Catrin may be leaving? Shits went down basically.>The house turns into the House of Time
>>223822335>We could have witnessed this on the live stream if they still had it upIt would have been replaced with bird song and you know it.
>>223822365True they did that with the Trish fight. Pissed me off.
>Catrin's chebsFucking CHRIST!
Cat's arse ain't bad either
YASMIN UPSKIRT
>>223822335>>The house turns into the House of Time
As cringe as it is to watch, Sam-urai's praise for Yasmin obviously isn't sincere. /ourguy/ talks to her like you'd talk to someone with down syndrome. There's no way these two will be proper friends on the outside.
>>223822461They should get a real washed-up hasbeen Dr. Who actor in there, like Ncuti Gatwa.
>Rhianna sees another babe in the house>"Is this an enemy?"Fucking women amirite
>>223822509Middle Aged women are like this for sure
Catrin wants the BBC
>>223822279Rihanna straight in to tell mum and dad
Rhianna is the biggest bitch in the house for sure
>At school, I struggled to fit in.Oh... my arse! Shut the fuck up, Stacy.
Sam and Omar stepping up to deal with the drunk dad kek
Sam: My word
>>223822279Oh boy more Catrin crocodile tears
>Rhianna, Rochelle, Philip bitches about everyone the entire episode so far>Rhianna, Rochelle, Phillip: WAHHHHH WHY IS CATRIN BITCHING ABOUT US HOW DARE SHE
I want Catrin to be my slave, imagine taking a big fat ogre shit in her mouth.
A Bahhh lance
>EF SHE WANTS A WAR SHES GOT A WAR, FECKIN C***
>>223822550Literally biggest bullshit ive heard, by struggled im sure she meant struggled to top Stacy in her little bitch clique of stacies, just a boring victim
>I'm a stronk wahmen, no man speaks like that to me.I don't think the benders give a fuck, love.
Is all Catrin gonna do is cry? Did she think she was signing up for Love Island? What a dumbass
PHWOAR
>>223822624She thought she was signing up for previous series of ITV Big Brother where it was constant happy fun times and the biggest drama is when someone talks about nominations and they have to go in LE JAIL.She wasn't expecting actual drama and fights.
First Chelsey, now Catrin. Fucking women, I swear...
SOON
Kek she's making about herself. Hilarious. Just say you think Phillip is a cunt
>Sweet kind and pathetic What a compliment?
kek Big Brother doesnt give a fuck
>The Virgin Twinks>I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WO-ACK>The Chad Charlotte>Lol I ain't sleeping on a floor see ya nigs
So they skipped the rest of the fight? Kek they really are protecting some housemates
>>223822723Yeah apparently it got really bad. Rochelle is on her fourth warning too by the way. You're only meant to have three.
Twinks is such a manipulative bitch, actually poison, her childhood really fucked her up wouldnt be surprised if she ends up with schizophrenia
How can this be what breaks you after all that bravado!? Every fucking family has a Rochelle and a Philip, ok maybe not Philip but everyone knows a Philip at least.
>>223822723We never got to see what happened after Catrin left the diary room at all. There's definitely stuff left out. They've skipped tons of shit, like Rochelle and Lynx.
I hope someone steals Rochelles and/or Phillips time so they go full meltdown
>whole episode of weepy cunts so far
>Three weeks to the final still>Already a fucking seeing friends and family taskYeesh... I hope they at least get to come into the house so they can stir shit.
Sam basically telling Twinks she needs to stay in just for the votes
Lol Sam dropping the cunt-bomb
>>223822804Whats wild is for the past few seasons, this is the penultimate week. Last year was 7 weeks I think, the two before were 6..
Shit, our boy has both the crazy bitches on his dick!
>>223822830He's on a multi-week long revenge plot now for Rob
Phillip really does have a screw loose. He's rant sound like conversations with himself where he changes his mind mid sentence
>Sam with Twinks and Catrin: You know they're gonna say you don't deserve the time because you're new, right.>Sam with Rochelle: Yes, Rochelle, that is sound logic. Come here, let's have a hug.We're hitting Big Dick Energy here that shouldn't be possible! Sam-sama, I kneel.
>>223822846Good
Fuck me, Omar and Rhianna make Marcus and Elsa look stable.
>>223822865His ability to switch from Happy to Angry, sometimes multiple times in a sentence, is concerning
>>223822865Its entertaining at least, Cat is just perma victim mode and Twinks is a psychological wreck, even Rochelle has become a bit stale just an old bitch
The Beckhams.
I feel like ive missed an episode, feel like so much shit has happened that they havent shown us, and its only halfway through the episode, there better not be cringe challenge shit for the rest of the episode
>>223822886She's only with him because she was copying the Lynx/Chelsey showmanceIt won't last 10 seconds out of the house
>>223822895Ah love ye sweethear-DON'T YEW FOCKIN TALK SHITE IN THIS HOUSE YOU LITTLE CUN-ur alright, pet.
She has a built in bar at home
>>223822933Yeah its because Sunday covers both Friday and Saturday and they got to do that in an hour - hour fifteen. Its why we need a Saturday episode. You can tell it was a massively long argument with lots of fallout but we only see ten mins. They skipped half the night. Catrin sobbed in the diary room and suddenly after the break its Saturday morning.
>Lynx rolls on Frankie>Frankie loves itOf course
>>223822965It's a fucking pisstake that they haven't introduced a Saturday episode for this series after they cancelled Celeb Big Brother, Late & Live and the Live Stream. There has to be some space in the damn budget after that!
>>223822978>he "accidentality" sticks his foot in Frankie's mouth
>>223822978It's jus a bit of banter with the lads, muh gurlfriend knows that.
>>223822988Yeah they put in the bare minimum for this series. I remember reports that it might be cancelled. They didnt expect to bank a good cast with lots of arguments which increased ratings and made it relevant again. Hence why they sent in Twinks to sabotage it and kill the ratings.
Quelle surprise, the fucking black has fucked the task again!
>All these shots of the housemates looking bored on the sofas watching this task>ITV thought this would be more interesting than more of the big fight
Lynx is making this meme borderline real now.
>Chinese, Japanese, English, whateverWish there were some chinky birds in here now. I miss Yinners.
>>223823003>it might be cancelledI wouldn't be that sad at this pointI don't want to see ITV continue to pozz the neghole of BB's corpseWhere is Richard Desmond when you need him
>>223823025At this point, it's got to be ITV trying to cover their own arse (and keep Rochelle/Philip in). Bet the full fight footage was a bit too nasty for the twitter crowd.
Rhianna's belly flab makes a return
>>223823050If it does get cancelled, it would have ended on a high with this series, then they brought Twinks in.At least the first four weeks were good.
>>223823050Wonder if Channel 5 would take it back.
>>223823025It really does feel like sabotage>Not showing the Rochelle/Lynx argument>Not showing the mystery floor shitter incident
>I'm watching you, Sam.Your days are numbered, Lord Philip.
>>223823083GB News should take it and replace AJ and Will with George so he can ask the no holds barred questions.>Let's be honest, Anon, you were acting like a bit of a jew in that house, innit.
>>223823056Yeah thats the thing, they know Rochelle and Philip is the entertainment. They already lost Johanne and they know people were watching for Rochelle vs Johanne, so they need to skip anything that gets them kicked out. Again Rochelle's already on warning four as I counted them, and its a three warning system. Definitely shenanigans going on, but I don't blame them, Rochelle has brought in the ratings this year.
Rihanna finding out Omar's full background when she leaves the house is going to be hilarious. Hope she's active on social media so we can witness it.
>>223823114Even if she doesn't mind it, no way would her rich parents ever approve of him.
>>223823109What were the four warnings? I only remember one being her calling Yasmin fat.
>>223823109Philip seems to be mentally deteriorating each week so I wonder if they're getting a touch nervous about it.
Cryptid Rhianna
>>223823136They were unaired but they've elaborated on a few since people complained it was unfair Johanne/Pauline got warnings but she never, and they elaborated she got warnings too:>Once after an argument with Johanne (The GET THE LAST WORD) one for threatening to punch Johanne>Once after the Johanne/Pauline Microaggressions arguments, for pointing in their faces>Once after the Pauline chimp out for again pointing in their faces and aggressive comments>Once for calling Yazmin a fatty
>>223823091Scared Phillip?
Thanks for keeping the morbidly obese waste of skin in, public.
>>223823189>Scared Phillip?Oh shit, now I've got an idea for a Samfoid.
Could be worse Omar, you could be in jail for drug dealing during festivals
>SHIT NIGGA I FINNA BE LIKE LOW KEY NO CAP BUSSIN FR *degenerates into a completely indecipherable alien language*
No surprises, Twinks' threat to quit was utter performative bollocks. As if she'd ever cut her 15 minutes of fame short.
This is a bad episode and should have been one of the best. The ITV editors should be fired
This episode would have been way better if it was 80% Friday Argument and 20% Saturday aftermath, rather than 20% Friday Argument, 80% Saturday Aftermath
>>223823251Please remember she had a tough childhood
>>223823270Oh I remember, her mask off meltdown is embedded in my memory forever.
I do wonder who will be up for Noms this week. Twinks is a given, but I think Sam has done enough to save himself. Might get a wildcard like Phillip up
>Rob episodeNo thanks
Twinks accidentally realising that you shouldn't just blanket-ly love all gays and women.
>>223823236He is so unintelligible most of the timeNo wonder they all think he's retarded
Fuck off no you dont, couldnt even say that seriously
>>223823316>Big Brother: The George Chat>Rob, mate, have you ever considered not being so fucking gay?
Based Sam really is subtly leading the charge against Phillip
SMELLY BITCH YASMIN
>Big argument on Friday>Nahhh lets not show that, lets just show them missing their families and wanting to talk to them
George was actually ejected for having (unaired) sex with Nancy, you can't have sex in the ITV Big Brother house and they naturally punished the stud who initiated it and let the bitch off.
Yasmin is too fat and lazy to be the most performative.
>>223823430Does anyone have the Nancy eviction webm
>>223823448
>>223823502The first time this webm was posted, I remember someone replied with "Her parents were watching this, I wonder what they thought of it"
Is that clip of Rob in a public playground?
>>223823402That's not good because Philip is anti-Twinks, they should be on the same side
>>223823512Her dad was probably like>CORRRR SLAGMEAT... wait a minute
>This wasn't the show for her.Yeah because the show for her is Love Island!
>>223823502Nancy makes Catrin look like PaulineWhat a waste of space Catrin is
>>223823650Scottish-Italian-Polish is a winning combination.
>>223823502>>223823650based
>>223823650>>223823703I think Nancy is the only ITV-era babe who never butted heads with a kween. Actually scratch that because Jenny is a (dis)honourary sheboon.>You now remember that final Late & Live where they were shouting over each other
Rob is pretty photogenic if you take away the monkeypox. Nigga looks like he should be wearing a Revolutionary-era redcoat.
>>223823717I do remember thatNancy should have been in the final instead of Jenny
>>223823850I remember Twitter seething because the final was all wypipo only to claim Richard as their chosen winner all along in order to save face. I hope this year manages to repeat that.
Anyone going to watch the Australian one?
>>223823974They release that on YouTube, don't they? I might check it out.
Rob is fucking unhinged!
>>223823850Damn. Never seen a woman with moobs before.
