>Almost a month after the comedian, 61, attempted suicide on Sept. 18, he spoke out for the first time about the situation in a Saturday, Oct. 17, Instagram post.Why would a man who has everything throw it all away?
>>223823214Gay sex tape, or so I’ve heard.
Honestly he brought more attention to his situation by trying to seduku
>>223823428True. This is the first I'm hearing of it right now.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.
>>223823214He doesnt have everything. A person is always missing something. It just depends on what you lack. Me personally I lack self discipline and drink too much too the point I want to kill myself. Someone is always missing something. Trust me.
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>>223823214>Why would a man who has everything throw it all away?Highly likely he has nothing and is in debt and bankrupt, if he has money he spends it on debt or drinks
>>223824008This.I don't know why these rich fucks don't stash 3 million post tax into a bullshit vanguard account or some gay shit...150k a year for the rest of your life post inflation.
>>223824008It has been heavily implied that someone had blackmail material on him doing gay shit. How bad it was that he'd rather sudoku himself? Who knows>>223824111For these rich fucks 3 mils ain't shit
>>223823214rich people killing themselves is ridiculous. this is a market economy and you are in the 1pc. you can buy anything you want. you already have opportunity to do almost anything. if you are miserable, get a fucking hobby. you can afford any hobby.im miserable and broke and consider suicide daily and no one would send me a card if i did the deed. if i had a million bucks id be fat less depressed. how many millions does CT have?
>>223823968you’re missing something because you keep hitting an easy dopamine button that doesn’t actually achieve anything but passes time
>>223824140why would they send you a card? You’re dead
>>223823214Good, I like Carrot Top's comedy. I hope he's doing OK
Let's have some sympathy, getting gang raped by 7 men has been difficult for him
>>223824178Name his best joke
>>223824218Himself.
>>223823214What a loser, couldn’t even off himself
>>223824218he has a lot of good ones, too many to name just one
Has there been any update on perez hiltons meltdown?
>>223824272That's a good question Anon, I completely forgot about that one.
>>223823214If I looked like Carrot Top I'd kill myself too.
>>223824187You're thinking of Kevin Nash.
>>223823939>Hey doc, I'm really depressed because of these circumstances and lifestyle choices.>Well, don't stop doing any of it. Just take these sedatives for the rest of your life to make you feel better about it.
