I will be reopening the X-Files tonight at midnight in my bedroom.
Dunham, my bedroom, now.
>>223830573that X-Files' name?"C:/Users/User/Desktop/Documents/My Folder/Work_Stuff_Boring/New Folder(1)/gapes"
Mulder! In my orifice, now!
>>223830623Ha ha wtf>Episode directed by RC Hörsch
>>223830573What kind of alcohol will you be drinking?
>>223830693taking out a special bottle of Scully's fermented Clam Chowder
>>223830573Mulder can we not talk about the dead prostitute in my hotel room again, I told you it was an ethereal demon who strangled her and nutted on her face
>>223830693sloe gin straight out of the bottle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQ0Um9VlhM
>>223831162Well fugSet it at 1.25 speed while I commute… nahAINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT
>>223830573Senator Armstrong?
>Okay, throw me some numbers
>>223831252I dont remember this episode
There has been a lot of X-Files threads recently, how come?
>>223832253personally I started watching it after I found out about a couple of rangers people talked about as "real life X-Files unit" so that made me want to watch
>>223832253>>223832265Because the 'remake' is coming out soon and people want to watch the original series before the conversation around the series is ruined with how shit the new version is.
Consider the Z-files ..officially closed.
>>223830573Mitch had the best sleeper physique. Looks like a harmless middle aged nerd with clothes on and a fitness influencer naked.
>>223831267Funnily enough in the episode with Brian Cranston he repeatedly calls Mulder a Jew.
>>223830573im busy
>>223832253I recently got into it and I start about a fifth of the threads.
Mulder, there's no monster that eats pubic hair.
>>223832863Yes there is, Scully
>>223832875You're not a monster by any means, Mulder.
>>223832895>Let's solve the mystery of the horny beast>'gulp', umm let's watch /tv/Based Mulder, one of us
>>223832821Don't listen to contrarians who tell you to drop it after season 3. Seasons 4-6 are great, season 7 drops in quality but still has a few great episodes, 8 has almost no Mulder presence but gets back to being dark and serious after 6-7 that featured more comedic episodes. Season 9 barely feels like X-Files so you can skip it.
>>223832921not him but I just started watching too and I dont ever listen to what faggots on the interent say. skipping episodes is unthinkable.
>>223831252kek before its time >>223832168it's actually really good
>>223832912<gulp> Th-thanks, Scully
>>223832934Good. There are only a few properly bad ones, and even the most hated one (Fight Club) is still entertaining in the "so bad it's good" way akin to The Room. Anyway, after you get properly hooked you will start watching it more for the chemistry between Mulder and Scully than this week's mystery monster or conspiratorial plot tweest in the later seasons.
People hate on the Doggett era a bit too much. Roadrunners is easily in my top ten episodes
>>223832980I actually stopped watching it for now because I was enjoying it too much. I gonna watch some other show and come back to it. And you're right their relationship is the best part.
>>223832863If a random guy takes a picture like this of a couple he doesn't know it's called voyuerism and is a crime.If a paparazzi films an actress or actor like this which amounts to an invasion of their privacy the same exact thing, the pap gets paid for it.
>>223833041Not in public they don't (or viewable from a public area).
>>223832992Roadrunners is kino. Nails the "hick town in the middle of nowhere that has something dark and twisted underneath it" better than most of the eps with the same theme from Mulder era. Aside from Familiar of course.
>>223830573Is Millennium any good?
>>223833112it's alright
>>223833116Might give it a try in that case. At least it has Lance Henriksen in it I guess.
>>223833136go for it, if you're already finished with x files or looking for something to pad it out with it's pretty good
>>223833000In the 90s this was the minimum looks standard if you wanted to appear on television.That's how great it was. These two were hideous freaks.
>>223833166maybe I'm a freak too then because I've never been literally distracted by the beauty of someone like I am by Gillian Anderson in this show
>it's a believer scully and sceptic mulder episode
>It's a Scully sees aliens and still denies their existence to mulder.
>>223833223Revelations is such a good episode
>>223833194Ugliest woman on television in the 90s.
>>223830573>le cookies are ready
>>223833257in one of the behind the scenes interviews with Chris Carter I watched he basically says that. I think his exact words were like "unconventional for prime time television." kinda mind blowing
>>223830603>mc Nutty :3
>>223833068It captured a lot of the old school original creepiness, great episode.
>>223833285Bumping your own post is pathetic anon
>>223830573I remember finding an old forum where women were gushing about this guy in this scene. Turns out he's caused a few sexual awakenings
>>223833321you can't "bump posts" here, go back.
>>223833333based truther anon
>>223833194The thing about Gillian is that she is not just beautiful, she also charming, adorable and incredibly sexy, all at the same time. Absolute top tier specimen.
>>223833348Scully toes.
>>223833348https://youtu.be/grOgEVrRjkQ?t=167That laugh and expression, my heart melts ;_;
I maintain that the monster of the week episodes are the best. The plot amounted to nothing and it keeps flip flopping to the point it's a waste to watch. Even the revival, the only good episodes are the random non plot ones like the mandela effect one.>but But nothing. X-files works better when they're out in the field investigating some monster rather than murder chasing a UFO while calling out for his sister and scully denies seeing anything while an alien literally impregnates her
I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe.
>>223833395Monster of the week or for me it's when it's not even some monster but like a natural spooky phenomenon they have to survival, like that episode of the weird bugs or whatever the fuck they were killing off the woodsmen and they have to try and survival in a log cabin, the only thing keeping them alive is the lights they have and that's powered by only a small amount of fuel in their generator.Good episode, and wish they did more like that where it's just people against this force they can't fight against. >>223833443Did they live together? They were super close.
>>223833443They insisted upon themselves
>>223830623Bravo Vi...I mean Carter
>>223833451>Did they live together?Yeah they had a living space in the same building as their office/lab where they published their newsletter and did glow-work for Mulder.The spin-off was fun if a little cheesy at times. Absolute shame it didn't get a second season.
>>223833507Vince worked on this show so you can still say that
>>223833223>a nurse claims she got raped by a ghost? This is ridiculous Scully.
>>223832359Which Romero movie is this? Or is it rotld?
>>223830614>c:/Linuxtard detected. Ayys are going to probe your ass.
>>223833443>>223833477I was really young during 9/11, but I've always wondered because of this episode, was the thought of someone attacking the WTCs in such a heinous way not an uncommon thought?
>>223833696WTC was a popular target for terrorist attacks in fiction and it makes me wonder if there was any predictive programming involved at all. If you want your false flag to be really traumatizing, it shouldn't be something your average Joe has already seen 100 times in the fiction.
>>223833451>r but like a natural spooky phenomenon they have to survival, like that episode of the weird bugs or whatever the fuck they were killing off the woodsmen and they have to try and survival in a log cabinfor me, it's the episode with the rampaging invisible zoo animals
>>223830573skinner is underestimated as a characteri like how he defends mulder and scully
>>223833451>a natural spooky phenomenon they have to survival, like that episode of the weird bugs or whatever the fuck they were killing off the woodsmen and they have to try and survival in a log cabin, the only thing keeping them alive is the lightsIt was good because it was a cliffhanger at the end of the 1st season. You weren't sure if they survive at all and they still ended up in critical state in the hospital.
Just made this AI slop for us fellow monster of the week enjoyers
>>223833696>>223833696I wasn't that young, but still quite young. I always remember buying this magazine (now out of print) that was mostly soft porn, movies, video games, music, fashion etc. Real normalfag shit, but they would have some interesting articles. One of the articles was about what to do during a plane hijacking and it came out a few months before 9/11 happened. Always thought it was a weird coincidence.I still have it somewhere and I remember it being a good issue.
>>223834032The grand conspiracy in the first seasons was written really well though. It was more unsettling than all the weird supernatural shit.
>>223833112Don't go into expecting it to be the xfiles or even similar to the xfiles. It has a very different feel and if you go in expecting xfiles level kino like I did you will be disappointed.
>>223834032you really couldn't be bothered to muck around in Paint for 15 minutes
>>223834032>Thinks that same actors playing different characters is a part of the conspiracy that he has yet to figure outsensible_chuckle.jpg
>>223833244>God? Don’t you think that’s a little naive, Scully?>A man in Wichita says Sasquatch ate his ass. Silly, let’s go!
>>223833610Second one, ROTLD 2
>>223830573Re-open the j-files NAOW
Isn't God is just another spooky guy moving in ways we can't understand? How is he any different from aliens or Bigfoot, huh, Mulder?
>>223833178As of right now, I'm opening another X-Files thread.
>>223834378God damn it Skinner, in my office
>>223834302Rewatched this episode yesterday. Aside from stellar performance by mrs Paddock's actress and Shannon's disturbing story it is pretty corny. Four middle aged teachers with receding hairlines and menopauses talking about their faith and sacrifices was cringe.
>>223833984Yeah I like that because they lost for once, they didn't win. They tried everything to survive and in the end, they lost. But because we can't have the main characters die they were saved just as they were about to be consumed yet they know in their heart of hearts they lost.
>>223833696They designed the towers to withstand the impact of an airplane.
>>223830573
Oh hell it's casual Friday again.
>>223834732>not posting the trackhttps://soundcloud.com/djg2g/sad-girlz-luv-x-files
>>223834032This one is a bit better
>>223834770judging by his left hand Chad is an alien hybrid
I am reopening the KKK-Files...
>As of this moment>I'm re-opening the Sex Files
>>223834732literally just watched this episode last night
>>223834964Its so weird watching an X-Files episode, or any episode, and seeing a reaction image
>>223835000It's so weird seeing images at all on this Gopher site.
>>223831267>To whom it may concern you should be aware of Agent Mulder's increasingly erratic behavior, which even by his strange baseline is becoming more unusual by the day>Yesterday afternoon we went down to the forensics lab where Mulder dropped off samples of every species of wood native to Germany and Poland and asked the lab to test whether Zyklon B can penetrate these various woods>After being told by the lab technician they don't have any Zyklon B as it went out of production decades ago, he returned this morning with several unopened cans and said "There's plenty more where that came from">As far as I know these tests have nothing to do with any of our ongoing investigations>When I ask Mulder what this is for he says something in German and then winks at me
>>223835807>erotic behavior ftfy
>>223835807>writing reports in ncedit.exebased
>>223835866kek
>>223832305>Because the 'remake' is coming outWtf, I didn't hear about it.And obviously it's a black woman and an indian as the leads.
>>223834895It was grown out of salamander cells during his youth cure.
>>223831252>It's real
>>223833443Frohike and Scully should’ve had a brief and tawdry affair.
>>223830573I'm officially bumping the X-Files thread from page 9
>>223837911Autosage the X-Files thread
>>223838675
>>223838824>Gets shotI lived, bitch>Gets thrown down the stairsI lived, bitch >Gets shot with a rocketI lived, bitch
Scully is my favorite character and I'm in love with her that is all. I will rename this show toThe Scully Files.
>>223838824I liked the cancer man, especially the his own episode.The idea that deepest of feds writes the truth and releases it under the guise of fanfic althistory novel is pretty hilarious.
>>223839238I don't like how fucking incompetent and retarded he comes across with that whole tape fiasco and his other deep state goons just let him slide on it. He should have been executed for that fucking blunder let alone lying about it. The fact that it was just a lil WHOOPSIE and nothing happened to him after that really killed the stakes and seriousness of the entire plotline imo
>>223839027>can survive rockets>can't survive getting shot closed rangeCSM picked the weirdest build
>>223831252Ah, the Dark Tunnel technique.
>>223832992>People hate on the Doggett era a bit too much.Skinner should have been demoted and been Scully's partner.
>>223839276I'm early in S5, but not-Paul Sorvino is the horse I'm backing.
>>223833223>Mulder believes in everything supernatural including demons, the devil, and other Biblical thing>is immediately skeptical of things like healing Priest or Angels
OH WAIT that reminds me. Did something happen to the original Deep Throat actor that they had to replace him with black Deep Throat who was way more of a meanie?
>>223839469According to the Wikipedophiles, he had trouble shooting so much in Vancouver.
>>223839469I think it was just done for shock value (Mulder can't be safe if his know it all source isn't safe).They brought the actor back numerous times in future seasons.
As of this moment, I am officially closing the re-opening of the previously closed X-Files
as of right now in opening stargate and closing iris
>it's a Mulder has to take a vacation to Graceland, so Scully bangs some random chad she meets in a tattoo parlor episodeIn real life Gillian Anderson started banging the actor and even took him to the Emmy's as her date
As of this moment im opening Scully's legs
Crikey! As of roit now, Bruce, I'm officially re-opening the Irwin files, ya cunt.
>>223839709The writers worked some of the leads behavior into the show, Mulder being obssessed with porn is a dig at Duchovnys sex addictionScully being a slut fucking two of her older teachers and being a homewrecker is inspired by Gillian.Gillian literally wrote and directed the episode where she slept with her teacher and ruined his marriage
>David Duchovny write some great, fun episodes>He also contributes ideas for mythology episodes>Gillian Anderson gets to write an ep and it turns Catholic Dr. Scully into a believer of new age crystal healing bullshitWomen ruing everything.
>>223839772>David Duchovny write some great, fun episodes"The unnatural", the baseball episode, is fucking amazing top tier kino
>>223839204We all are
>>223839758>Gillian literally wrote and directed the episode where she slept with her teacher and ruined his marriageActors love destroying their characters.
I like that girls simped as much for Mulder as guys (still) do for Scully>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg_vVKcVYbo
What were the purpose of the alien-human hybrids? I know the Syndicate made a deal with the aliens, but they Syndicate used the time that deal bought to develop a vaccine for the black oil. So what's up with the alien-human hybrids?
>>223839758>Mulder being obssessed with porn is a dig at Duchovnys sex addictionI always liked this about him because it just fits his character
>>223830573Fine, I suppose it's about time I start watching
>>223832895He actually does have hand model-tier hands now I look at them
>>223833041That's how you know it's staged. To make her look straight + sexy - sexual currency is a must for actors who want lead/good roles.
>>223833395mytharc was good for the first few seasons but they should have wrapped it up and started a new onemove on from government ayylmaos and do something like big corporate mind control. There was so many easy places for them to end it, probably S3 finalepainfully continuing with the same mytharc was a corporate decision, x-files was making bank for fox at that point
>>223833527He wrote a huge portion of all the highest rated episodes. Drive, Pusher, Kitsungare, Roadrunners, Leonard Betts, Bad Blood, dozens more
>>223839204Hillary vibes going on here.
>>223839238He's meant to be the big bad but end up feeling so sad for him not being able to get his book published
>>223840493I love that episode. Scully was so cute being mad to be on that retarded ass case
>>223839912I always thought it was so they had some super powered goons to do hits for them
Reopen the lil sis files
For me, Fox Mulder is the model of manhood.
>>223841377He's a gooner though
>>223832863And she's such a perv, she literally likes to look up penises of the week.
>>223841387He keeps it to himself as a hobby and doesn't let it make him weird about real life women
>>223841360Mulder's sister looks like this?
>>223841387The virile Fox Mulder
>>223841377I know your cracking wise, but I literally watch 90s media for good male adult role model stuff.
>>223841360>>223841486>Mulder's sister looks like this?
>>223841360>doing a rewatch>mfw I hear the words "black oil" or Mulder mentions his sister
>>223842107Black oil was kino, and Samantha was cute.
>>223842107Samantha Mulder lore stops making sense after we learn Mulders dad FUCKING GAVE his own daughter to the aliens
>>223831252which one of you fuckers did this lol
>>223843501And that his father wasn't even his father, so she was only a half sister
>>223839772>>223839795Any episode written D-Cov is laughable dogshit.>ayylium becomes real zesty boy through the love of baseball and racism is defeated foreverum, k.
>get hired to spy on someone and discredit his life's work>you won't do it because even though you think it's kinda bullshit and beneath you, you're a good person and real human bean I liked Scully so much
>>223840554It's OK, he lived long enough to self-publish on Kindle
>>223843140Black Oil would have been fine if it was a monster of the week monsters, but as the main villain it is retarded. All that talk about Gulf War syndrome makes no sense now.
>>223839912>>223844839The hybrids were supposed to be the replacement colonists but they made no sense because once they fully gestated in the torso of someone infected with black oil they were just xenomorphs -- they burst out of a person's chest and then were instantly homicidal maniacs.
Why did aliens decide to do the hybrid colony but then be mad about it and send Brian Thompson to kill the hybrids because they were polluting the pure alien bloodline but that was the entire point in the first place?
>>223843975chris carter had a huge obssesion with cucking mulder and raping scully
>>223841360Is this a nod at that picture of the girl that was murdered by the truck driver? The irl looks distressed and in a black dress iirc, but this one gives me the same vibe.
>>223844077>>ayylium becomes real zesty boy through the love of baseball and racism is defeated forever>um, k.Anon, the episode was just an excuse for Duchovny to grind his D on GillianBut also, you did get filtered by the power of baseball
>>223845099You got me thinking... in how many episodes did Mulder definitely get laid? I can only think of S2E7 "3."He could have gotten laid in S3E13 "Syzygy" but rebuffed the woman's advances long enough for Scully to burst in the room. And that's all I can think of.It should be noted that in the two instances where another man was able to impersonate Mulder -- S4E20 "Small Potatoes" and S6E4&5 "Dreamland" -- they both immediately tried to bang Scully and would have been successful with just a bit more time.
Jose Chung's From Outer Space should have been the myth arc.>government is hypnotizing people AND running around in UFOs>aliens do exist, fuck with the government, and are completely indescribable
>>223845439also the porn addiction, the writers room were all trying to make DD less attractive
>>223845474>>government is hypnotizing people AND running around in UFOsthat did end up being the myth arc kinda, the government was doing false flag sightings/testing ufo ships etc
>>223845506But it's all mixed into the stupid colonists idea, and that's what makes it absurd.In reality (assuming UFOs and aliens exist mind you), human governments don't know anything about the UFO phenomena and are as baffled as everyone else. That's what made From Outer Space work as a concept, it shows that the government is impotent when it comes to supernatural phenomena and isn't capable of making diplomatic deals, tricking aliens, or anything else of the sort. But when aliens are just another political power for the government to bargain with, it cheapens UFOs and aliens significantly.
>>223845550the syndicate getting killed by alien rebels was actually a cool idea, syndicate and CSM thought they were untouchable. A great way to end the myth arc in a last season of the xfiles... but then the show kept going.
>>223845619CSM and Krychek dipped right before the rebels surrounded the Syndicate. Like right out of the hangar seconds before.
>>223839884Wow the cameos!I remember back in the day asking my Mom who the most handsome actor is, and she said David Duchovny.
>>223845420>baseball episodeone of my favorite due to Scully x Mulder moments
>>223848039In my headcanon, Mulder spent all those years between the end of the original run and the reboot schizoposting on /pol/ and /x/
I’m late to the thread, I’m not remotely familiar with the post-Mulder episodes. What are the best, roadrunner? Starring Robert Patrick the T-1000 whose brother sang for Filter? Hey Man Nice Shot wasn’t about Kurt, it was about Budd Dwyer but released at the same time.>>223832992
>doesn't tap this until seven seasons inHe was gay, Mulder?
>>223841395She likes to sniff her armpits but that's my job
>>223830573stop being so fucking hot (as if)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLj5sBfGuQY
>>223849399 ckdThey actually fugged? Oh yeah didn’t she have a baby, what’s the story here help me out I’m tarded.
>>223832863She seems really fun and sex-positive. She’d make a wonderful sex-ed milf teacher.
>>223849564uh like her role in sex education?
>>223849790Pics or gtfo
>be me>weird social outcast>somehow convince a woman to go out with me>often times I just go to her place and watch /tv/ - Television & Film with her>she's watching X-Files for the first time>I'm watching Mad Men for the first timeLife is good
>>223850285Kino can bring a night together with the right person. Keep on rocking in the free world anon.
>>223833041>If a random guy takes a picture like this of a couple he doesn't know it's called voyuerism and is a crimet. Your ass
>>223849564Do you think the back door is in play?
>>223850520All that and more
>>223845439How often do you see him pee and shit? do you think his character doesn't do that?
>>223850657watch the Dreamland episode. Chuck himself confirms that Mulder hasn't been laid in years, and Chuck is always right
>>223832818fugg
>>223830623What episode is this?Squeeze?
>>223850666>seis seis seis digits checkedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3ZmgQa_fo
>>223850666He came close in war of the copraphages but Scully got jealous and turned up half way through the episode
>>223850666In the last episode of season 1 when he gets kidnapped and Scully is searching his house, a woman leaves a message telling him his a jerk for not coming to their date.
>>223849399Mulder wanted alien pussy
>>223850549Literally was fucking jodie foster, thats why she voices the evil tatoo in that xfiles episode
>>223850666Yeah its pretty obvious Mulder has no social life he only has Scully and the lone gunmen, he barely even hangs out with his mom
>>223850955Checked and wow yeah it’s true they bumped boxes>she got the Millenium tattoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMB5NBRJEc
>>223832253>recentlywe have the "i'm reopening the x-files" meme posted almost every other day minimum.sometimes multiple times a day it's posted.lurk moar dude.
>>223850811>>223850813my wife
>>223851037I’m out of tokens someone please prompt an AI image of dominatrix pvc mature Jodi Foster submitting a submissive Gillian Anderson.
>>223845492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp4-3giNw&list=RDWijp4-3giNw&start_radio=1Duchovny is an IRL sex addict, it probably was his idea in the first place
>>223851143>my wife!Remember when Elon Musk cleaned (((woke)))house at Twitter and got rid of all the sniveling PC faggots? Then he Sieg Hieled at Trumps inauguration.
Say what you want about the overarching story but the mythos gave some great episodes like Duan Barry. It just becomes retarded when you look at the whole picture.
>>223851205Roman Salute.
>>223851278Yes it was very earnest and heartfelt.AKA the Bellamy salute.
>>223850905Is that the one where he has porn everywhere? They sort of stopped playing with that joke after S1
>>223851143>smoking hot>had conspiracy theories about UFOs>always flirtyshe was one of the best single episode characters ever, Mulder deserved to tap it
>>223851362I don't remember seeing porn. But I've never noticed that joke about Mulder being addict besides that one time Scully see him looking at a magazine and he tells her the actress has seen ufo or something.
>>223851424They bring up his porn mag/video thing literally all the time also you see him watching it one time where he keeps rewinding one scene. And I've only watched halfway through season 3
>>223851424Mulder liked vidya and hot chicks in leather, it was shown in that dumb episode about players receiving real wounds from psycho NPC in a VR shooter.100% hetero. No gays in this oasis, effendi.
>>223851143it hurts me to say this but she mogs scully
just finished watching jose chung's from outer space. best episode of the series so far
>xfiles theme starts playing
>Skin-man is taking a bubble bath!
>>223851510yeah it should hurt to lie
>>223851505IRC in the episode "Fire" it was hinted he had some hardcore fun with that British bitch Phoebe.
>>223851847Don't call him that
REOPEN THE N-FILES
>>223851424>>223851362they do a "mulder is a weird porn addict" joke almost every season, the episode where Mulder body swaps with Fletcher in season 6 focuses on that, Mulder goes to sleep watching porn on fletchers family home and fletcher finds out mulder is subscribed to a phone sex service
>>223831252why did you circle the 'X' as well?
>>223852821 butthole
>>223852276How do you act hands-on with someone so naturally smelly like that?
>>223850666The first episode of season 2 Scully is abducted so he goes to cali-wali and fucks a freaky vampire chick
>>223852983It's the seventh episode of season 2 but otherwise you're right.
>>223835807kek
>>223853011My bad. Then again between that episode and Dreamland is like 5+ years so he is kinda right
>syzygy>mulder sexually assaults the local hot blonde detective>she immediately chugs his vodka and starts undressing herself and begs mulder to fuck heruhhh incel bros... we should've just rapistmaxxed
>>223833112serial killer "conspiracy theory" kino
wtf is her problem
>>223853105stone cold volcel stare
>>223853138he's just into old hags
>>223831252I'm getting fucking mandella'd here I could've sworn this was before the T1000 seasons.
I'm guessing Maulder being a perv is just David Duchovny adlibing
>>223851957You're gay.
>>223834732
>>223853055he didn't sexually assault her in that episode at all
>>223853105Is he shopped? I never noticed how small the lower third of his face is compared to the rest.
>>223853379you're starting to sound like a rapist now
>>223853418it's probably camera lens distortion or something>>223853421no, he's right. if anyone you're the rapist by fantasizing about it where it doesn't even exist.
>>223839456I always thought this was ridiculous until the realization hit me that this basically describes my plebbit atheist brother. And I'm not even religious, he's just all in on retard shit but smugly believes there is no God
>>223839656Years ago, I saved this from here to show my boomer dad and it's the hardest I've ever seen him laugh
>>223853055Syzygy stands out for as very weird episode because Mulder here in absolutely savage and uncalled way punches Scully down, basically verbally and psychally abusing her with absolutely calm demeanor.Some will say it was due to two chicks' magic, but it really rubs me the wrong way for how episodes presented this abuse.It doesnt help that previous episode was about rapist-alien trying to rape Scully and Mulder was at his most gentle and caring for her here.So the contrast feels utterly retarded.
>>223853585they explained in the episode they were all in shitty moods because Uranus was in conjunction.
ita infuriating how scully is a "urm actually" reddit science dipshit despite wittnessing many paranormal and supernatural phenomenon with her own eyes
>>223831252I didn't watch that far
>>223853655no it isn't when you realize it's her fucking job to not take anything for granted and search for actual proof no matter what.
>>223853641anyway 45 minutes of Mulder being agressively mean towards Scully rubbed me the wrong way
>>223853683He wasn't "aggressively mean" he was really just gently teasing her for her already bad fucking attitude. But in most things he actually agreed with what she was saying just not now snippy she was being in that instance
>>223853066>Nooo frank you literally saved my life and blasted the fuck that abducted me and dragged me halfway across the state in a cage under his car and held me hostage for days and wanted to fuck my corpse thats it I'm divorcing you even though you bought us this huge yellow house and dog and... And I don't care you're a bad guy for saving me
>>223831201Wait is there actually some point to that stupid "did you eat breakfast" meme? I always thought it was just a lame non sequitur to cope about losing an arguement not some sort of gotcha
>>223853820It's a dumb meme saying that minorities fail at visualization and empathy. The right answer is:>but I ate your mom's pussy for breakfast this morning
>>223853066season 2 is full on bible doomsday conspiracy, reminds me of The Leftovers
>>223830573before thread archives i have to say scullys sister was hot as hell
>>223853282the fact they actually canonized the 90s shitpost text and made it a smartphone notification is still funnier than 90% of the revival episodes
TOTAL ALIEN DEATH
>not an xfiles superfan but enjoy theoccasional episode>learn from this thread that scully both the character and real life actor is an unapologetic homewrecking whore and shes proud of itNgl that makes me sad
>>223830573I care more about the unredacted Epstein Files than the X-Files.
>>223853418Lookfags think you can reduce attractiveness to a mathematical equation because (1) that supposedly explains why they get no pussy and (2) gives them a roadmap for plastic surgery. Yeah, OK, a nice big square jaw is generally a plus... but that doesn't explain why half the girls in my school had girlboners for Mulder. The only real blackpill here is height... I don't think Duchovny could work as a manlet, even with shortstack pixie Scully for contrast. He's powerful, but not as powerful as, say, Tom Cruise (who managed to be pure sexo for decades despite breaking basically all of the lookfag "rules" except hairline).
to me it's Space
>>223853066Getting there eventually.
>>223839912I feel like the explanation for half the things changed every season so I stopped caring>Bad guys are doing bad stuff mmkay
>>223854190Ignore the fact that Firefox wanted to put the title bar in the middle of the screenshot for some retarded reason.
>>223854068theres also an episode written by the actor that plays smoking man where he takes the opportunity to put Gillian Anderson in a sexy dress
>>223854068None of the Scully Whore episodes are canon. Scully is a pure unsullied S-tier waifu. But sadly, Gillian Anderson is degenerate trash who was given the blessing of briefly being Scully's avatar, attempted to ruin the character, and has spent the rest of her "career" trying to retcon herself as a British Lesbian like Madonna (despite having an accent that would make Kevin Costner laugh).Don't let Gillian ruin Scully for you. The lewdest that Canon Scully ever gets is Bad Blood, and that's mostly in Mulder's imagination.
>giving a flying fuck about actors and not totally divorcing them from the characters in your mindRookie retard mistake. Actors are always terrible people.
>>223854250Some are good bros.
>>223853843It's not a dumb meme, nigger. Low IQ people literally can't imagine hypothetical scenarios. Supported by studies.
>>223854300>supported by studies >studies say>experts warn
>>223854300Are these studies in the room with us?
>>223854455>>223854411ARE YOU CALLING DUANE BARRY A LIAR
>>223854499Science is a liar sometimes
>>223854499I'm calling him dead.
Post Modern Prometheus is the ultimate Spooktober espide, the music is so so so good holy shit.
>>223854857It's a shame Cher didn't actually do a cameo.
>>223854857>It's okay to drug and rape women if you're a disgusting freak monster so long as they kinda wanted a baby anyway sure it'll be a horrific monster when it's born but... Well anyway here's Cher!!
>>223853820>>223853843I could have sworn it originated from an actual court room with a defendant being asked about empathy after stabbing or beating people up in a subway. I guess that was retrofitted to the meme or something because it's such a specific memory for me to have.
>>223855986It was from a real trial that /pol/ followed closely but I think it was a witness being questioned, an obese black woman
>>223856030Not that I looked for more than 30 seconds, but it's interesting that the only origins I could find from searching all claimed it was abstract racism or solely quoting some uncited study if that's true.
>>223856067This was the earliest reference I know of.
>>223830573Why was Skinner topless so often in the X-Files?
>>223856164he had an even better body than Mulder
>>223830573"Krycek, now I'm gonna show you why they call me SKINNER!"
>>223853282>reply>okaylmao
>>223853992nielsened
>>223855753A classic morality tale we can all agree on
>>223856629is this a real set?
>>223856448In the actual show they downplay the reality of child sex trafficking at every chance they get even though it's literally what William Mulder did to his own daughter.
>>223853172same, was sure this was a Mulder era one >they see me rollin, they clenching
>>223856164Produces wanted the female gaze
>>223854068She's also a just much of a whore IRL as in the X-Files, where she gets fucked by regular aliens, US personnel pretending to be aliens, Mulder, Amish alien, Skinner, Smoking Man and probably Krychek as well.
>>223831252Wtf, X-Files was actually a documentary all along?!
>>223832784That's exactly what women mean by "daddy type". Probably why they showed him topless in the show so often.
>>223857466Why did they show him doing this then?
>>223857466always seemed to me like he was just telling the director>give me some shirtless scenes I've been working out on the inline-rider pro, I just replaced. my gazelle-strider two months ago>give me some more out of place action scenes, I'm always in that office>give me some romantic scenes, baldies can be romantic too>I want to be a good guy for once let me team up with scully - and mulder too, I guess
>>223855753The monster wasn't the rapist, the dad did the inseminating with crosses of animal DNA, the monster was just an accomplice.
>>223833679In my opinion having \ is retarded in the first place, its a pain having to type that path with the key about the Enter key
>>223856649Yep
is the x-files still watchable to someone used to 21st c. television, or terribly boring and episodic?
>>223839394>*heavy breathing*>you will tell me this instant...>*strains voice*>...where you've stored project choccy>*coughs up a lung*>I don't like to be kept waiting.>*sharts*
>>223857805I don't think people like you even deserve to breathe air.
>>223857805The best TV was from pre-instagram you fucking faggot
>>223853066I only remember the X-files and millennium cross over episode where members of the latters conspiracy were willingly transformed into undead zombies using occult
>>223853820It's not "did you eat breakfast," it's "how WOULD you feel IF you hadn't eaten breakfast?" It's a test to see if someone can comprehend hypothetical scenarios. Low IQ people are more likely to get confused and only relate the question to their actual lived experience ("I don't understand, I DID eat breakfast...") rather than contemplating an alternate set of possibilities.
>>223857805This is obvious bait that most of the dummies in this thread will fall for.
>>223857968>low IQ peopleI’ve literally only seen this work against women.
>>223839656When they get the Asguard tech installed onto the Daedalus and it just sits there for hours enduring Wraith Hive ship fire, then when the mission is done Caldwell says "Make that Hive Ship go away please", then they blast it with Asguard beams that was pretty kino.
>>223857996Anon...
>>223857913You mean the great betrayal.>The series named Millennium that had the plot centred around preventing the end of the world at the Millennium, didn't even make it to the Millennium>One of the plot points was a literal countdown to the Millennium each time frank logs into his computer>Multiple episodes directly foreshadow something big happening at the Millennium>The Millennium group whose job it is to prepare for the Millennium implodes before the Millennium >Series cancelled before the Millennium >Crossover episode about zombies is the conclusion to the Millennium series>Even the underwhelming crossover episode gets overshadowed because it's the first time Mulder and Scully kiss.
>>223858031Thanks for playing along.
>>223858054The reason that show didn’t work out was entirely down to Lance Henrikson being an absolute cunt on set.
Great thread, bros.
Just watched "Die Hand Die Verletzt". It's a weird episode. It's a joke one with comical characters but randomly a girl talk about the torture she suffered as a kid and it's absolutely terrible. Rape and torture of and 8yo with impregnation and the ritual killing of her babies in front of her. Wtf. How was this allowed on TV. And it's just like this between not very serious moments And the previous episode painted a random normal very basic necrophiliac as the most evil human being possible with Scully nearly fainting at every step.It really feels like it was written by different people who didn't agree on the direction.
>>223859144>Wtf. How was this allowed on TV.Well because later on they have her dad explain that even though they DID involve toddlers in their satanic rituals because their young blood is more potent, they DEFINITELY do anything to harm them, ESPECIALLY not sexually. And that any kind of crazy shit she said she must have learned from tabloids and daytime talk shows. And Mulder just buys it.
>>223859228Well Mulder doesn't have time to buy it since he has to leave fast and the dad gets eaten. I think they tried to make the episode very dark but it came out in a weird way that didn't work at all for me. Felt like it suddenly became pic rel and then nothing.
>>223859291Remember when they had people come out and dig up a concrete floor of a factory to find a supposed dead body but when a child rape victim tells them are are 3 infants killed in ritual sacrifice buried in the dirt cellar of her house Mulder and Scully are just like>Damn that's crazy work imagine if it was true lmao
>>223830573Was it homo?
>>223857133>>223831252I could've sworn it was him just giving people heart attacks and possessing their bodies.
Was the titty tv remote in that genie episode censored when it aired on TV back in the day? Will try to get a screen shot in later. The episode with Will Sasso
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