Disney has cancelled yet another Star Wars movie.
Good
What would his touch on the franchise be like, anything perhaps like Rian?
Oh no, not the heckin peppin star wars, a star wars story, movie
God how many movies did they have in the pipeline at some point?GoT guys were gonna get their own trilogy, remember Rian Johnson was gonna get more too.
This dude destroyed his career in record time
>>223835574The plan was to release yearly movies, and earlier this year Kathleen Kennedy said they at one point considered using AI to generate weekly movies, and maybe at some point if AI evolved enough they could be releasing daily movies
>>223835405Is there anyone, and I mean literally anyone more insufferable in Hollywood right now than this faggot? He makes Lin Manuel Miranda look like a cool chill guy and that's really saying something. He's been shoved down our throats for the past decade, and each of his movies is more obnoxious than the last. I can't wait for him to fade.
>>223835405haha no mana fag jew
>>223835405i got iptv and i was surprised disney had dozens of star wars shows I never heard about. Maybe they should stop wasting their money in those???
He's too busy fucking Rita Ora.
>>223835405It's fairly clear that the wife he left so he fuck around with pop stars in his late middle age was the real talent of the duo, everything he has made since the split has been straight ass.Also being off your tits on cocaine 24/7 might have worked for Stephen King but it sure ain't working for this dude
There was a time when Disney truly believed it could rake in heaps of money simply by slapping the *Star Wars* logo onto pieces of junk.Even funnier, Disney believed it could rake in heaps of money by slapping the *Star Wars* logo onto pieces of junk that also featured the most disgustingly "progressive" social commentary imaginable.
What is a Star Wars fan in 2026?I don't understand how anyone could be a fan of everything with the Star Wars brand on it.
>>223835606Taika is a case study on how a man can destroy his career for some good pussy.
>>223835842Good question. I just picture shills and funko pop manchildren that are still seriously invested in this franchise.
>>223835405i think he just got so rich from his hot streak he doesnt gaf about movies anymore
>>223835405Weird how they misspelled his name so badly, it's actually David Cohen.
>>223835622>I can't wait for him to fade.nigga are you living in 2023? takia waititi is already faded and forgotten
the only appeal of star wars is that they werent making any more of them
>Star Wars
>>223835614Retards like her make soviet strip mining projects appear as a reasonable take with a lot of long term thinking.
Daily reminder that there's literally no difference between Star Wars and capeshit. Into the trash it goes...
>>223835405>a jew, that looks like a jeet, that behaves like a white lib on drugs, that larps as a samoan(((they))) are real masters of camouflage, lol.
>>223835574At least a dozen or so. I had a whole list of all the announced and cancelled projects but I gave up counting.
>>223835537>What would his touch on the franchise be like,Shitty and bland, but safe. Imagine TFA but more like Thor Love and Thunder>anything perhaps like Rian?No. Rian's whole thing was 'fuck the fans or audiences in general, I'm gonna make a shitty film that will impress the fuck out of retarded execs in hollywood by subverting every trope I can remember'Taika's more like 'what if generic tropey film but with some characters who have a new zealand accent and that's the joke?'
>>223835405Why don't they throw oodles of money at Villeneuve to get this Franchise back on track
>>223835842>What is a Star Wars fan in 2026?Someone who sees the Disney sale as the cutoff point for Star Wars content and fondly reminisces on better times with his good friends on /tv/. A dreamer who is content to live in the past.
>>223836896Villeneuve hates Star Wars, he thinks Return of the Jedi ruined the franchise
>>223836837To be fair the new zealand accent is pretty funny.
>>223835405Disney did me a favour. By introducing their own canon/timeline they gave me the perfect cut-off point for when the actual Star Wars ends.
>>223835405yeah seemed obvious this wasnt happening
>>223836896I like Villeneuve, but nothing in his films suggests he'd be a good pick for Star Wars. He'd make something dour and revisionist like Andor.
>>223836896Personally I want to see Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson give it a go.
>>223837068They've both lost their touch. Besides, Spielberg already had an opportunity to direct Star Wars and he turned it down.
>>223835405>his face when he didn't make it to the designated streets
I realize media jobs are handed out at bar mitzvahs and that explains the last 20 years of movie but it's good this jew's Star Wars movie was killed since it would have been the shitty abortion of all the mouse Star Wars projects.
>>223835614>>223836546the execs who propose things like this are fully aware that art doesn't actually work like that. they do it because it impresses clueless investors and gives a bump to Disney's share price.
>>223835405It's okay they're just gonna announce 29 new Star Wars trilogies. >>223837068>Peter JacksonHackson of the Hobbit era will be on par with the rest of this shit.
>>223837053>dour and revisionistwhat Gilroy realized was that to stay fresh Star Wars needed the same treatment Game of Thrones gave to fantasy. unfortunately Disney owns it and they will literally do anything to avoid making shows for adults because they think it hurts their brand.
>>223835405This has been dead for like four years.
>>223837553>GoTThat trash written by a talentless hack who just puts rape, diarrhea and gore in everything?Andor is way more dignified than "LOTR written by a 13 year old edgy kid".
I would fuck Taika David Cohen Waititi vigorously
>>223835405What are the odds that the first Maori filmmaker to make it big in Hollywood just happens to have the surname Cohen?
They have said this a dozen times, I swear.
>>223837553>what Gilroy realized was that to stay fresh Star Wars needed the same treatment Game of Thrones gave to fantasy.No, fuck your gritty grownup Star Wars. It's supposed to be warm and comfy, the kind of thing you watch around Christmastime.The old rulebook for making Star Wars is not obsolete, it's just ignored or misunderstood. The closest Disney came to making old-fashioned Star Wars was probably Solo, but it had such a dark colour-grade you could barely see what was happening, and of course we had to have the Phoebe-Waller Bridge character setting everyone's teeth on edge. Disney can't make a traditional Star Wars without there being a big bluebottle fly in the ointment that shits up the entire thing. But that's a problem with Disney's incompetence, not a problem with the Star Wars ethos.
>>223837806>It's supposed to be warm and comfy
>>223837821Ten minutes later Luke is reunited with his friends and he has a cool new robotic hand that's just as good if not better than the original. The scene of violence is followed by one of safety, comfort, and reassurance. We end the film on a healing process.
>>223835842My co-workers boyfriend. She had never seen them before, so he was having her watch them with him. She said that he flies toy replicas of the ships during space battle scenes.Told her Star Wars is lame if you are an adult and lent her Gummo (she loves cats). :^)
>>223835405enough with this shit already. No one cares anymore
>>223835574Dumb&Dumb trilogyRian's trilogyTaika's Patty Jenkin's Josh Trank / James Mangold' Boba FettKevin Fridge'sJ.D. Dillard's Sith movieSteven Soderbergh's Guillermo del Toros's movie about Jabba the Hut
>>223835405at this point, seeing a documentary about these canned projects would be interesting
>>223835622Anyone that's an unapologetic jew or liberal. They're all insufferable.
>>223838135>no Kevin Smith Star Wars even after he shilled TFA so hard
>>223838284I always wonder how jewish celebrities explain that shit to their family and friends.>so, yeah, I've adopted a stage name>what is it?>frankie de whitemannio>but that sounds like you're trying to erase your jewish heritage. are you ashamed of us?>yes
>>223835405Good.Every new movie or show that comes out is like someone digging up grandpa and making his corpse dance around like a marionette after raping the body and slapping a pie in its face. Just let it go. Disneys permanently ruined one of the most beloved and recognizable IPs on the planet. They killed it and fucked the body.
>>223838215He talked Nic Cage's Superman fighting a giant spider back into reality from the phantom zone, he doesn't get any more wishes.
>>223835842there were 2 good Star Wars games released this year
All this point there have been more cancelled SW movies than actual SW movies,.
ban test
>>223835405This is still not enough.Until they prosecute every single person involved with the sequel trilogy (for fraud obviously), then I'm not coming back.Kathleen especially. She should be in jail.
these hollywood niggersjust fucking make 100 Vader movies from now until Hayden is old enough to play old vader for the OT remake
>>223838135You forgot a few:>The Dawn of the Jedi movie>The Rey Skywalker movie>Acolyte S2>Book of Boba Fett S2>Rangers of the New Republic>The Obi Wan Kenobi Movie
>>223835606Not really, he's a one trick pony that people got bored of. He definitely overachieved from what his level of talent is
