>mediterranean diet is the healthiest!>dies at 50
I'm sure the cocaine habit didn't help
>>223839693>water is necessary>drinks 50 gallons in a day and diesI bet you feel stupid. What's the lesson here?
Too bad ozempic didn't arrive in time. I bet it could have saved him. It's even been shown to help with substance abuse problems/alcoholism.
>>223839738If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down. I think...This is true in more ways than one iykwim my fellow oxford study knowers.
>>223839693>>223839702I'm surprised these Hollywood guys even make to their 70s considering how much they drunk, smoked and snorted.
>>223839693>mediterranean dietMay we see it?
>>223839757Nah it wouldn't. People like him and Stavros can out eat ozempic.
>obese>chain smoked cigarsYeah even when they were filming, Tony was already breathing heavily and gasping during some scenes.Not surprised he died from a heart attack so soon.
>>223839738You don't need that much water. You should drink when you're thirsty. You can over hydrate
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>>223839757>Turns you into a huskHe wouldn't have taken it.
>>223839693>His last meal included four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried king prawns, and a large serving of foie grasI don't think that's med diet
>>223839793>You should drink when you're thirsty.That's actually a bad idea, feeling "thirsty" means you're already dehydrated. You should drink enough water to piss clear once a day.
>>223839800Eh... seems sorta light, I don't think that killed him unless he had a fried liver.
>>223839793Yup now map your reasoning to food. Any diet is healthy if you can control yourself.
>>223839800Honestly I was expecting a lot worse.And checked
The Japanese diet is clearly the healthiest. There is very little sugar in it and the portion sizes are under control.
>>223839841>Eh... seems sorta lightThat's a fairly amount of Mediterranean diet for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>223839767>I'm surprised these Hollywood guys even make to their 70s considering how much they drunk, smoked and snorted.Tell that to the cryptkeeper.
>>223839800That's a fairly small amount of Mediterranean Food for an average-sized Italian I'd say.
>>223839852Yeah, except it turns you into a scrawny micropenile ricecel weaker than a western woman.
>>223839767All the underaged cunny they got counteracted all that.
>>223839693Who will he outlive next?
>>223839693at the rate he was going he wasn't going to survive much longer, he'd have gotten gastric bypass long before Ozempic hit the scene
>>223839859Yes, but Guy wasn't average-sized, he was a real shrimp eatin' champ!
>>223839844No, you should have a balance and eat enough protein and fiber. If you ate nothing but ultra processed garbage you'll destroy your body. >>223839904This, they're healthy but week and undersized. >>223839830Yea I messed up. Just trying to get across you shouldn't be drinking water all day. Your body needs to process the water your drinking. People forget that
>>223839693extremely kino death for an actor not quite as kino as Oliver Reed but still one of the greatest
>>223839941I dunno, he seemed barely alive in his podcast clips that popped in my YT feed.
>>223839800he really died from 4 shots of rum? what a bitch
>>223839914>underaged cunnyAs opposed to...?
>>223839767Working only three months of the year is great for your stress levels
>>223839693>mediterranean diet>but with USA portionsLeave it to bald eagles to turn any dish into a 1.5kg plate of calorie/fat drenched artery cloggers.
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>>223839988It's a common mistake that the internet constantly repeats, he died from four shots and rum.
>>223840132you can’t even get this shit anymore
>>223839852White rice is practically pure sugar. Your digestive enzymes immediately turn simple starches into glucose.
>>223839800>Sacre bleu! Where is me foie gras?
>>223840112He ate in italy you dumbass esl lmao
>>223839702>>223839738Two people bad at sarcasm meet
>>223840275And I'm the guy bad at linking posts apparently. My bad
>>223839767you can be a cokehead for a long time, and you can be an alcoholic for a long time and you can be a fat guy for a long time, but you cant be all three for a long time.
>>223840132Why the fuck would that have crustaceans in it? Also, how is there so much protein in that?
>>223840357>Also, how is there so much protein in that?That's what the crustaceans are for
>>223840327Examples: Jim Belushi, Chris Farley, James Gandolfini
>>223839800Dude, that's just some drinks with fancy snacks. It's like a eating a burrito with a six pack of Coronas and call it "latino diet"
>>223839800A fairly average sized amount for a normal human, I could eat all of that
>>223839782I don't think Stav even wants to lose weight since it would instantly kill his Hollywood career if he stopped being obese
>>223839800I unironically believe it was the heat that contributed to his death since Euros don't use AC. He did die in the summer.
>>223839693He was an avid cocaine user, heavy drinker and overweight.
>>223839693>>223839800This guy really got stuck thinking he was Tony Soprano or something, huh?
>>223840432Lardass that is way too much food for one sitting. Well you could be a body builder but that's less likely on this board. The amount of alcohol seems reasonable.
>>223840617>The amount of alcohol seems reasonable.For one meal?
>>223840675I typically have 8 cocktails over the course of a day off.
>>223839800based.
>>223840262>anglo-centric slow readerI referred to overeating like a maialo to cancel any benefits a Mediterranean diet has, cazzo!Get used to an ESL world, by the way, if you want to participate on it.
>>223839800>eat like a retarded king>die and escape this prison planetseems 200 IQ to me
>>223840732Sure it depends on your height/weight but I wouldn't be doing that on a night out. At home who gives a shit, but if I'm going out I don't want to be pissing all night. A glass of Jameson and a Yuengling are all I need.
>>223839841>unless he had a fried liverhehe
>>223840432He went to Rome and ate that? I'm sure it was delish, but wouldn't you want to try something a bit Italian when you were there?
>>223839988Dark liquor is bad for you.
>>223841103What if it was white rum
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>>223841270having played a ton of flight simulator I know how fake that scene was. Terribly stupid
>>223841304It gets the people going!
>>223840132one liter is a huge serving size for a milkshake
>>223841359For you.
>>223840432>>223840617>Family members and close representatives have pushed back against aspects of these reports:>They stated that the dishes were shared at the table rather than consumed entirely by him alone.>They clarified that the piña coladas were non-alcoholic drinks ordered by his son.>They said the autopsy found no alcohol or drugs in his system
>>223841438They think that changes anything? He was still overweight and with a drinking problem.
>>223839693I'm Italian. My grandma died at 64 from pasta and beetus. It's a shite diet
>>223840154One company's loss is another's gain
I think Mediterranean diet is meant to mean like fish and olive oil not a kilo of cured meat on a footlong
I feel like a piece of shit after three scoops of Blue Bell ice cream. What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>223841563I kneel. Americans have literally solved food.
>>223840853>he thinks you escape the prison planet when you die
>>223839841>>223839893>>223840428>>223840432Look at all his fellow mutts defending gluttony
