>mediterranean diet is the healthiest!>dies at 50
I'm sure the cocaine habit didn't help
>>223839693>water is necessary>drinks 50 gallons in a day and diesI bet you feel stupid. What's the lesson here?
Too bad ozempic didn't arrive in time. I bet it could have saved him. It's even been shown to help with substance abuse problems/alcoholism.
>>223839738If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down. I think...This is true in more ways than one iykwim my fellow oxford study knowers.
>>223839693>>223839702I'm surprised these Hollywood guys even make to their 70s considering how much they drunk, smoked and snorted.
>>223839693>mediterranean dietMay we see it?
>>223839757Nah it wouldn't. People like him and Stavros can out eat ozempic.
>obese>chain smoked cigarsYeah even when they were filming, Tony was already breathing heavily and gasping during some scenes.Not surprised he died from a heart attack so soon.
>>223839738You don't need that much water. You should drink when you're thirsty. You can over hydrate
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>>223839757>Turns you into a huskHe wouldn't have taken it.
>>223839693>His last meal included four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried king prawns, and a large serving of foie grasI don't think that's med diet
>>223839793>You should drink when you're thirsty.That's actually a bad idea, feeling "thirsty" means you're already dehydrated. You should drink enough water to piss clear once a day.
>>223839800Eh... seems sorta light, I don't think that killed him unless he had a fried liver.
>>223839793Yup now map your reasoning to food. Any diet is healthy if you can control yourself.
>>223839800Honestly I was expecting a lot worse.And checked
The Japanese diet is clearly the healthiest. There is very little sugar in it and the portion sizes are under control.
>>223839841>Eh... seems sorta lightThat's a fairly amount of Mediterranean diet for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>223839767>I'm surprised these Hollywood guys even make to their 70s considering how much they drunk, smoked and snorted.Tell that to the cryptkeeper.
>>223839800That's a fairly small amount of Mediterranean Food for an average-sized Italian I'd say.
>>223839852Yeah, except it turns you into a scrawny micropenile ricecel weaker than a western woman.
>>223839767All the underaged cunny they got counteracted all that.
>>223839693Who will he outlive next?
>>223839693at the rate he was going he wasn't going to survive much longer, he'd have gotten gastric bypass long before Ozempic hit the scene
>>223839859Yes, but Guy wasn't average-sized, he was a real shrimp eatin' champ!
>>223839844No, you should have a balance and eat enough protein and fiber. If you ate nothing but ultra processed garbage you'll destroy your body. >>223839904This, they're healthy but week and undersized. >>223839830Yea I messed up. Just trying to get across you shouldn't be drinking water all day. Your body needs to process the water your drinking. People forget that
>>223839693extremely kino death for an actor not quite as kino as Oliver Reed but still one of the greatest
>>223839941I dunno, he seemed barely alive in his podcast clips that popped in my YT feed.
>>223839800he really died from 4 shots of rum? what a bitch
>>223839914>underaged cunnyAs opposed to...?
>>223839767Working only three months of the year is great for your stress levels
>>223839693>mediterranean diet>but with USA portionsLeave it to bald eagles to turn any dish into a 1.5kg plate of calorie/fat drenched artery cloggers.
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>>223839988It's a common mistake that the internet constantly repeats, he died from four shots and rum.
>>223840132you can’t even get this shit anymore
>>223839852White rice is practically pure sugar. Your digestive enzymes immediately turn simple starches into glucose.
>>223839800>Sacre bleu! Where is me foie gras?
>>223840112He ate in italy you dumbass esl lmao
>>223839702>>223839738Two people bad at sarcasm meet
>>223840275And I'm the guy bad at linking posts apparently. My bad
>>223839767you can be a cokehead for a long time, and you can be an alcoholic for a long time and you can be a fat guy for a long time, but you cant be all three for a long time.
>>223840132Why the fuck would that have crustaceans in it? Also, how is there so much protein in that?
>>223840357>Also, how is there so much protein in that?That's what the crustaceans are for
>>223840327Examples: Jim Belushi, Chris Farley, James Gandolfini
>>223839800Dude, that's just some drinks with fancy snacks. It's like a eating a burrito with a six pack of Coronas and call it "latino diet"
>>223839800A fairly average sized amount for a normal human, I could eat all of that
>>223839782I don't think Stav even wants to lose weight since it would instantly kill his Hollywood career if he stopped being obese
>>223839800I unironically believe it was the heat that contributed to his death since Euros don't use AC. He did die in the summer.
>>223839693He was an avid cocaine user, heavy drinker and overweight.
>>223839693>>223839800This guy really got stuck thinking he was Tony Soprano or something, huh?
>>223840432Lardass that is way too much food for one sitting. Well you could be a body builder but that's less likely on this board. The amount of alcohol seems reasonable.
>>223840617>The amount of alcohol seems reasonable.For one meal?
>>223840675I typically have 8 cocktails over the course of a day off.
>>223839800based.
>>223840262>anglo-centric slow readerI referred to overeating like a maialo to cancel any benefits a Mediterranean diet has, cazzo!Get used to an ESL world, by the way, if you want to participate on it.
>>223839800>eat like a retarded king>die and escape this prison planetseems 200 IQ to me
>>223840732Sure it depends on your height/weight but I wouldn't be doing that on a night out. At home who gives a shit, but if I'm going out I don't want to be pissing all night. A glass of Jameson and a Yuengling are all I need.
>>223839841>unless he had a fried liverhehe
>>223840432He went to Rome and ate that? I'm sure it was delish, but wouldn't you want to try something a bit Italian when you were there?
>>223839988Dark liquor is bad for you.
>>223841103What if it was white rum
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>>223841270having played a ton of flight simulator I know how fake that scene was. Terribly stupid
>>223841304It gets the people going!
>>223840132one liter is a huge serving size for a milkshake
>>223841359For you.
>>223840432>>223840617>Family members and close representatives have pushed back against aspects of these reports:>They stated that the dishes were shared at the table rather than consumed entirely by him alone.>They clarified that the piña coladas were non-alcoholic drinks ordered by his son.>They said the autopsy found no alcohol or drugs in his system
>>223841438They think that changes anything? He was still overweight and with a drinking problem.
>>223839693I'm Italian. My grandma died at 64 from pasta and beetus. It's a shite diet
>>223840154One company's loss is another's gain
I think Mediterranean diet is meant to mean like fish and olive oil not a kilo of cured meat on a footlong
I feel like a piece of shit after three scoops of Blue Bell ice cream. What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>223841563I kneel. Americans have literally solved food.
>>223840853>he thinks you escape the prison planet when you die
>>223839841>>223839893>>223840428>>223840432Look at all his fellow mutts defending gluttony
>>223840132>Contains: Crustaceans what
>>223841543Sure, but the implication of highlighting his last meal when discussing his death is that the meal was such an indulgent gorgefest that it induced his heart attack.
>>223841658dont ask questions
That's how Mario Lanza died. Except that was in the 50s so he had the excuse of not having modern dietary knowledge or health care.
>>223839693I know the thread is about diet and all, but it really hit me recently how the most of the Sopranos actors are dead now. It feels like that era of late 90s/early 00s is gone forever.
>>223839693you mean>mediterranean diet ish the healthiesht!
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>>223841725it's weird to rewatch S1 and hear how serious and normal his speech is. then you fast forward to S6 and it sounds like someone trying to overdo a jersey accent for comedyjanish
>>223839800>>223840432Foie gras is made from force-feeding ducks until they nearly burst, it's insanely cruel and should be banned.
>>223840357>>223841658>does not naturally contain actual seafood or shellfish. >The "Crustaceans" or shellfish allergen warning typically appears on certain fast-food or commercial allergen tracking sheets due to shared equipment, cross-contamination, or common-facility manufacturingMy guess is it's because they make coffee drinks with those same machines. In case you didn't know, at the coffee factories it's common for cockroaches to get into the coffee grounds as they're grinding them up. If you're allergic to shellfish then you're most likely also allergic to cockroaches. It's why some people have an allergic reaction when then drink coffee that came pre-ground coffee.
>>223839693Bobby is way fatter and still alive explain that please
>>223840539if you don't quit coke by 40 you will die. just ask Whitney Houston.
>>223840003ancient cunneiform
>>223839800he was doing blow in the bathroom
>>223841103Why is that
>>223840996No one actually wants Italian food, it's a meme
>>223841658You’re gonna eat the bugs boy
>>223839693Quasimodo predicted this.
>>223840996Maybe he had italian for lunch and for dinner the day before that
