>Creates a world full of people who can casually bend the laws of reality>Puts in an overbearing nanny state that they all have to answer toAre Brits really this mindraped?
>>223840889>However, when Hogwarts’ plumbing became more elaborate in the eighteenth century (this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles, because hitherto they simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence), the entrance to the Chamber was threatened, being located on the site of a proposed bathroom. The presence in school at the time of a student called Corvinus Gaunt – direct descendant of Slytherin, and antecedent of Tom Riddle – explains how the simple trapdoor was secretly protected, so that those who knew how could still access the entrance to the Chamber even after newfangled plumbing had been placed on top of it.>wizards shit standing up like horses for generations until someone invented the chamberpotyep, real world building genius
>>223840985>(this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles,Huh? Almost everything the wizards have is copied from muggles. The Weasleys literally have a Ford.
>>223840985i assume they simply teleported shit out of their bodies and flung it at the nearest mudblood>>223841060weasley bureaucrat dad is a mugglaboo
>>223841060They *use* muggle technology but they don't understand it. Mr. Weasley works in the muggle artifacts office for the wizard government and he doesn't know what a rubber duck is. He drives an enchanted car but he doesn't know what an engine is or how it works. In one of the earlier books Mr Weasley tries to use a telephone and he doesn't understand how to do it. >is smart enough to join the order and fight voldemort>not smart enough to understand what a rubber duck is
>>223840889That's every modern fantasy setting ever.It's baked into the fucking premise.
>>223840889Imagine being a kid and getting a private autograph session with her though.
>>223841850I want an one autograph from her on my penis please
>>223840889How would the society work if there were no rules?
>>223841850https://www.reddit.com/r/mildyinteresting/comments/1t18tvl/well_this_aged_like_milk/
>>223841496And you think they'd just ask a Muggleborn, or just put a Muggleborn in the office in the first place. And you think he'd be able to understand what a rubber duck is anyways. You could show a medieval peasant a rubber duck without explanation and they'd probably quickly get the gist of it. HP fucking sucks
>>223840889>Are Brits really this mindraped?2 thousand years of serfdom does that to a group of people. Even Japs think the same.
>>223842170>>223841496explain what a rubber duck does, if youre so smart then
>>223841805so fucking lazyat least make it like shadowrun
>>223840889JK unironically solved the Xmen Mutant problem.this senario is the best solution.
You'll never be able to talk about it again without these faggot ass diarrhea colored zoomers posting their faggot ass forced tranny meme. Bring on the dead internet it would be better.
LMAO
>>223840889The whole boarding school conceit is classist.
>>223840889i don't give a shit about harry potter i just like her tits
>>223843101do you have the link where I can fact check that source, anon?
>>223840889If the government weren't incompetent and/or corrupt, they'd solve the Voldemort problem themselves and then you have no plot. Retard.
>>223843205
>>223842991I know I'm late but it's just a toy you squeeze and it squeaks. Most people play with them in a bathtub because they can absorb water. It's just a novelty people use for amusement.
sever4ever
>>223840889>Write entire series and produce movies.>Never once mention Dumbledore being “gay”>Years afterwards reveals he is gayWhat going on here?
Poor Lucius.
>>223840889ponytail malfoid is the miracle of the universe
>>223840889The HP series was written by tavistock. Jk rowling is a lifetime actor
>>223845190Search results say Rowling has attacked Tavistock for its "conversion therapies".
>>223845155
>>223845124Rowling agrees with all the woke shit except for troons.
Oh boyRowling just lost>>223845211
>Creates a world full of people who can casually bend the laws of realityBut they can't gender-bend??I thought gender was part of reality.
Is the anon who makes webms here? Can you make one of this please? https://x.com/Tomw852/status/2110347389169275211
>>223845124In the final book, after he dies, there is a shocking reveal that he was friends with wizard hitler. The fact that this is a scandal by itself obscures for many readers that in universe they are using tabloid speak to imply that he and wizard hitler were lovers.
Sex with malfoid.
>>223845305Anons are already generating the next chapter
>>223845416Nobody is basing their politics off Malfoid nigga. We want to FUCK HER like heterosexual men do. Obviously you can't relate.
JK ponders Rowlingly :3
So are Albus and Scorpio brothers?
>>223845416>187 IQ>can't understand a simple fucking internet meme>can't understand a classic fanfiction concept
>>223845305Doesn't Malfoid marrying Harry mean the Malfoys are no longer Purebloods? The Purebloods are just gonna go extinct I guess.
>>223845505You know its ogre for Hollywood when randoms on twitter are pumping out kinohttps://x.com/XCaliber/status/2112341181346804147?s=20https://x.com/Calabos1k/status/2111268899614576825?s=20
>>223843101Jesus Christ that explains all the spam
>>223845392https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792464296244139.mp4
>>223840889It would bd hard to create a world full of anyone who could do anything. Its a lot like trying to predict the economy or future techologies. People are always wrong because its too complex.
>>223845555>multiple layers of fiction>untold manhours of AI development>just so you can show care and tenderness
>>223844976Such a very elaborate post to get it so wrong entirely. The whole premise of a ribber duck is that it floats in the water. Like a duck. Not a witch. Thats why people use them in the tub. Some don't even squeak or squirt water.
>>223845155>dyed blondelearn to inpaint retard
>>223845273She already conceeded that surgeries should be used for people with dysphoria. Look it up.
>>223845671Well the rubber ducks I had as a kid I remember could squeak, absorb water and shoot it out. Also it's been years since I took a bath or even held a rubber duck.
>>223845534Most of purebloods accepts half-bloods as long as both of their parents are wizards. Only Blacks and Gaunts specifically didn't.
>>223845555thank you anon
>>223845816Harry's mom was a muggleborn, so the Malfoys should theoretically reject him.
>>223845534there are only 28 pureblood families in Britain. It's all mixed together, inbred, or half bloods at this point
https://x.com/WanderleyMajes1/status/2111365658701336936>You will never have a cute racist tsundere visit you at night to put a mint on your forehead Why live
>>223845846JK Rowling has stated that the Malfoys do marry people with some muggle blood. Potter's father was a pureblood so Malfoid would 'bleach' him.
If there were enough wizards and witches to need a dedicated international government then they would be too big of a population to remain unknown. The setting being the realworld but off to the side there is the wizarding world is too braindead to be taken seriously.
>>223841496This is so fucking stupid.
>>223845849It's 26 now (on the way to only 25 in Dracina universe)
>>223845849Lovegood?
>>223845816None of this shit makes sense when you can just develop magical powers without the right bloodline.
>>223845849That number seems ridiculously low.
>>223845919(Mostly) pureblood wizard with (mostly) pureblood witch is the only reliable way to get magic children. Number of mudbloods compared to muggles is negligible.
>>223845155>p-potter progeny???
>>223845869Fucking hot broNeed highbred gf
>>223845851how the fuck is the acting actually good?
>>223840985It kind of make sense if you grew up in a society like that in the beginning. Part of what makes shit so awful is the way it lingers, leaving a mess and stink. Now if you could instantly make that all disappear I don't think people would see that as much grosser than watching someone sneeze.Alternatively Rowling's got a fetish
>>223845905>>223845932List was written by a chud who didn't include families he didn't like.
>>223845878Works for ninjas.*shrugs*
>>223845505>Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Lucius Ronald Potter. It's okay if you both want to join Slytherin house. Just be a good example for Fredrick Sirius and Hermione Narcissa for when they come to Hogwarts next year. I'll give them the same talk when Dobby George and Arthur Remus are ready to go.
>>223845901based
>>223845988based
not every universe needs sanitation lore, and certainly not this one
>>223840889Like most liberals, Rowling is deeply conservative
>>223845979?? it works the same way image, voice, music and text generation do. Its just learned to associate patterns with AV tied to certain keywords in the prompt. Also these things are trained on real videos which don't require acting talents its just behaving normally.
>>223845919The way Rowling wrote it didn't make that much sense. She's clearly referencing noble bloodlines in Europe which often became inbred and ultimately weren't that important. Maybe you could insert some genetic logic like, purebloods never have squibs. Magic is clearly genetic to a certain degree.
>>223846083This type of thinking is why so much fiction is slop.
>>223845983If you have ever been in the same room as someome taking a shit, you know that's not true. The stink is intense and immediate, even if it's flushed right away.
>>223846128Well royal bloodlines made sense since periodically you could have uprisings and overthrows putting new people into power. How do muggles have magic kids? Its just random.
>>223846187>How do muggles have magic kids?It's called Imperio and Obliviate.
>>223846128The whole blood purity should've been more of a class thing and not a race thing, but JK is a liberal retard so of course she was gonna make it a race thing.
>>223845894shipper sisters?
Magic genes are treated like an "on-off switch". You either have it, or you don't. It's somewhat implied the strength of your magic ability depends on genes too, like how Dumbledore was miraculous from the moment he stepped into the school. But then again, it's magic, so this might be related to psychology, mindset, learning....etc. If there's multiple genes at work, then it could be rare to get a strong wizard and "pureblood genes" could be important. But if it's just a single gene, the only thing pureblood accomplishes is ensuring you won't have any muggles. I think that's what's implied, because squibs are treated like a low-status thing.
>>223846202holy based
holy shit FUCK malfoidShe has stolen the attention that Merula deserved
>>223846289is that a Fortnite character
>>223846087she's considered a nazi now
>>223846117where is the candy throwing trained on?
>>223840889bongs did surrender their guns, like subhumans, and then gave citizenship to every jeet >inb4 some retarded shit about the USwe need to get the H1Bs out, but none of them have citizenship or immigrant visas. Trump shat something up so the current wait list for a jeet to get an immigrant visa to the US is like 176 years or something ridiculous
>>223842170Weasley is from a pure blood family even if they are m*ggle-lovers. He has a good government position that I am sure others would much rather pass onto someone else.
>>223846328this could be animated in a pretty cool wallpaper
JK is in this thread say something nice to her
I need to get back into Lego Harry Potter now
>>223840985>wizards shit standing up like horses>anon sits down to pee so standing while peeing never occurred to him>anon also has turbo autism so he took ”where they stood" in the most literal sense>anon lacks thr imagination to even consider that a wizard could vanish poo from his colon without it ever physically passing through his anus, which has never actually opened far enough to let out a girthy loaf in his entire magical carrer
>>223841496Paris Hilton doesn't know what Walmart is.
>>223845851Well, when you put it like that, life does seem kind of meaningless. But why did she put the mint on his forehead?
>>223844976>most peopleThat's a weird way of saying "some toddlers".
>>223846328Maybe but she's an outspoken feminist and support every liberal cause besides trannies. This is what you guys get wrong. You believe liberals and communists are the same thing but communists want to change the status quo while liberals love the world as it is. I seriously doubt Rowling would willingly give away her fortune and move to a single apartment even if she's allowed to write whatever she wants
>>223845849>Parkinsonunderstandable, who would want Parkinson added to their family.
>>223846514she's getting pushed more to the right the more the interacts with the deranged trannies
>HARRY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! DID YOU JUST TELL DRACAENA TO COSPLAY AS YOUR MOTHER, HUG HER IN SNAPE'S CLASS, AND THEN TELL SNAPE, "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THIS"?! FUCKING HELL, HARRY, THAT'S HILARIOUS AND GRIM! THIS ISN'T EVEN BULLYING ANYMORE, THIS IS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE AGAINST A MAN WHO'S ALREADY LOST THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE! AND YOU DID IT IN FRONT OF HIS OWN POTIONS CLASS! HAHAHAHAHA! FUCK HIM, HE CAN TAKE THE L! 17,364,829,292 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR! AND DOBBY GETS A CANNONBALL TO THE HEAD!
>>223846449Imagine how tight an unused wizard anus would be
>>223846395Hi JK.
Really weird how all the answers to the obscure questions of the film series are "Well the books say..."
>>223846289>FUCK malfoidif you insist
>>223846328Well she did write the greatest white hetero romance of all time so
>>223846350Looks like standard female throwing. You can mix and match stuff.
John Podesta motherfucker in this thread
HOW?HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS TO ME!?WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS!?https://youtu.be/2qUHHtCy3Fc
>>223846660that's every movie based on a book
>>223846743it's very human though, like an actual bratty female throw.
>>223841805It's just there to nip in the bud any talks of "why don't they just go to the non-magical side of the world and become gods". They could do so much with the setting including the foundation of the ministry and what asshole made it necessary, and yet they've only touched on like a 50 year timespan about a magic kid and a gay guy. And are now remaking movies from like 10 years ago instead of anything new
>>223846761But I mean the movies have their own continuity. If they don't explain it in the movie I don't see why it should be any more canon than whatever.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792469018495469.mp4
>>223846775Yea well context. Throw is vauge. Woman throwing has more associations. Woman angrily throwing. Rich teen woman angrily throwing comedy movie. The more associations you add the more specific it gets to the tropes using that word. Actually I just remembered the scene it reminded me of. Elaine throwing confetti at george in the betrayl.
>>223846830real or ai?
>>223840889Yeah they are in love with rules and petty bureaucracy.
>>223845555man I love ai
>>223846899They also trust the process way too much.For the record at least she depicts rulebreakers like James Potter as positive icons just having good fun.
>>223846812Harry Potter is in a weird place where the movies are so much more popular than the books the movie continuity bleeds over. Like the Fantastic Beasts movies really only make sense in movie continuity and don't fit into book.
>>223841060Cause the dad was basically a weeb for muggles
>>223846644The minivan MUST be postwar canon.
>>223845544>https://x.com/Calabos1k/status/2111268899614576825?s=20I really like that bust size on her
>>223841496He doesn’t know why muggles have rubber ducks. He thinks there must be some significance or use for them.
>>223845124When you write a story it’s normal to come up with elaborate backstories for characters that won’t necessarily end up in the book. Dumbledore’s was wizard Hitler yaoi.
Why did JK depict Snape as a willful cuck? Was she sadistic or something?
>>223846951It makes sense that there would be some wizards who really appreciate muggle stuff. For them, magic is mundane so there would be a fascination with how muggles make shit work without it.
>>223846962I'm willing to give it a pass. Ron flew a shitty car to Hogwarts. It'd make sense to take a flying minivan to pick up Lucius when he got out.
>>223845534Most of the pureblood families probably have secret muggleborns already in their ancestry. And if you go back more than like 300 years wizards weren’t secret and the concept of a pureblood family didn’t really exist.
>>223841060>what is the passage of time?
>>223846962>>223847027Also Harry learns to ride Sirius's old bike
>>223845435>shits out snake
>>223847069>>223845534can you actually even tell if someone is pureblood or not? They have no defining features
>>223847089>she grew a thicc ass and thighsHaving all those kids paid off
>>223840889well a wizard can try to do whatever they want, but there's way more wizards in the wizard government and you cant beat them all, so that kinda keeps people in check.
>>223847027>>223846644Explain the Lucius subplot to meI don't even remember what happens to him in the originals
What do you prefer for Malfoid's Patronus? A stag/doe like Harry or a Peacock?
>>223847154Goes to Azkaban for a bit because of his actions but gets let out early for good behavior and Malfoid/Harry vouch for him.
>>223847154He went to the joint after the war.
>>223847157Peacock is much more in character for her. I know Snape changed his for love, but he's a cuck.
>>223840985>Wizards used to shit everywhere So Rowling believes in the Out of India theory. BharatGODS, we shittin’ good tonight
>>223846644I love driving a minivan to Azkaban so much. But I’m pretty sure Lucius got off totally scot-free because he sat out the battle of Hogwarts.
>>223847212Which is strange, because he was broken out of Azkaban in the first place for taking part in the raid on the Ministry.
>>223847157The doe is best for funny shenanigans, the peacock for badass moments https://youtube.com/shorts/RVBmBJAUVgc?si=KRLsu-_T8WJNda4G
>>223847212he was a high ranking death eater, he got shitcanned by Voldemort for incompetence, not because he changed his views or anything.
>>223846639>>223846674>>223846706this is just neville
>>223847255why does she randomly change into a gown?
>>223847255I think it should change twice. Into a doe for her worst moments, then back into a peacock when she regains her confidence
>>223845044I vaguely remembered hearing about the play and its cancellation, but never put together that it was Snape behind it at the time. Keep in mind, this was at a time when the average American didn't know a damn thing about Palestine, Israel was always the good guy because something something holocaust, and this was also at the height of >IRAQISTAN DID 9/11 SADDAM GOT THE BOMB KILL THE TOWELHEAD IF YOU DON"T BUY THINGS THE TERRORISTS WINmania, and there was no social media. Rickman was incredibly based to not only know the story and be willing to put together a play about it and call out the censorship>Rickman said: "I can only guess at the pressures of funding an independent theatre company in New York, but calling this production 'postponed' does not disguise the fact that it has been cancelled. This is censorship born out of fear, and the New York Theatre Workshop, the Royal Court, New York audiences – all of us are the losers."
>>223845287They have a potion for this very purpose. And there’s always sectumsempra, if you’re too dumb to make or procure it.
>>223840889>every country that doesn't indulge in rampant free-market capitalism is a communist nanny-stateAmerican brains are broken.
>>223847212>But I’m pretty sure Lucius got off totally scot-free because he sat out the battle of Hogwarts.The fan fiction works better because it makes more sense, and he had time to think everything over knowing he has grandbabies waiting for him.
>>223847419it's weird now you can just what whatever the fuck you want about jews and isarel
>>223847462He's still going to be a proud, aristocratic, pure-blood superiority snob. But giving up ideas of muggle genocide is a start.
>>223847633thats pretty much what happens at the end in the universe where malfoid is male.
>>223847462>and he had time to think everything over knowing he has grandbabies waiting for him.
>>223847900I like it, but I wouldn't lewd it up. Instead, you should have his grandkids playing a prank while he's asleep.
>>223847900
>>223848052
>>223847462It's got to be strange for the both of them having each other for in-laws.
>>223848067
>>223847900>Bloodline secured. >You have to endure this Lucius. Don't mind them. >Just sleep knowing the Malfoy name will last a thousand years>...wait a minute...>they are Potter now...>DRACONIA!!!
>>223840889Wizardniggers would have been wholesale genocided harder than Jews in Poland and the Baltic states if it weren't for that overbearing nanny state keeping them segregated and hidden from goy-errr I mean muggles.
I wonder, would FemSnape have the same reaction from men as Malfoid? Is a tall goth mommy with huge tits enough to make you yearn?
>>223848099I can see them splitting the name, Malfoy Potter. Also like the Weasleys I'm sure the Malfoys have a shit ton of other cousins with their last name still
>>223848128FemSnape also surged alongside Malfoid, so it seems so.
>>223848133I kind of like the notion of Draceana/Draconia giving up her name to be a Potter. Mostly because it allows her to give up all the pressures of being the Malfoy heiress to just be with the man she loves.
>discord raid instantly shows up
>>223845851
>>223847255>https://youtube.com/shorts/RVBmBJAUVgc?si=KRLsu-_T8WJNda4Gdoes don't have horns
>>223848035>Instead, you should have his grandkids playing a prank while he's asleep.George and Ron still run that joke shop...
>>223848162Unless Lucius and Narcissa somehow have another kid it would effectively be the end of the Malfoy name. Maybe it would be a bittersweet thing.
>>223848144Femsnape is dumb though. No reason to gender swap Snape, he's find as the incel cuck
>>223848311Agreed. I'd rather Malfoid be the only gender swapped character.
>>223848311>Pottaa snivelus snape says, her dark eyes flashing>our new celebrity>You will learn to call me mommy
>>223848162nah, she would still be proud of being a Malfoy and her aristocrat status. She wouldn't give everything up.
>>223848328Imagine the chaos of a Malfoid + Harry pairing (they still don't have a ship name). Half the kids would go to Gryffindor, the other half to Slitherin, and they would play Quiddich against each other.
>>223848351Way ahead of you.
>>223848311>creepy adult Tomoko style femSnape >had a stalker crush on the jock who bullied her>resented her former best friend from childhood for marrying him>begged Voldy to spare her husbando hoping he'd rebound with her after his wife and child were murdered>instead he died like a man defending his family and that WHORE protected their child with her maternal love>reminded of James every time she sees Harry but the green eyes ruin itActually, you're probably right that the original version is better, but idk, I'd watch it.
>>223848351>they still don't have a ship nameHonestly the pairing is so integral to the concept of Malfoid it doesn't even need a name.
>>2238474924chins made antisemitism mainstream
>>223846328Yeah, sure, a deeply conservative, liberal Nazi.On one hand you almost gotta respect the woman for pissing off literally everyone. Liberals don't like her, because she's transphobic. Leftists don't like her, because she's a billionaire lobbyist. Rightists don't like her, because she identifies as a liberal.
>>223848381Having Snape be less antagonistic towards Potter and more bemused by the whole thing would be kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tCVsS8X6mU
>>223845155>>223845255
>>223848399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyD-fQWU-QSnape slightly smiling is kino af
>>223848399there are some anime ones that just has Snape exasperated by the whole thing
>>223848375Nice!
>>223848436good mornig sar!
>>223848328ywnbaw
>>223848449I have to admit to be amused by the one where it's first year Malfoid going "Pottaaaah!" while Snape remains centre frame looking totally checked out.
>>223845554such is lifethe korean media threads here and on /mu/ are 99% them too.
>>223846396TFW Hogwarts legacy wasn't a dating sim with malfoid in it...
>>223848244Guess they ran out of generations to fix things and said "Fuck it!"
>>223846745Even Snape got improved because of Malfoid?!
>>223848449
Who says "I love you" first, and when does it happen?
>>223848381I don't think it could fit into the Malfoid stories being told, but it could be its own neat little thing aside from it.
>>223848567Malfoid. As she lies bleeding out on the bathroom floor.
>>223848567Her, when Harry is in the infirmary for some reason or other.It's unclear at first whether he heard her or not.
>>223840889bake it as malfoy general next time
>>223840889Art imitates life and shit.
Some men just want to watch the world yearn.
>>223840889the wizarding world really is fucked up>comically incompetent government, gets toppled faster than an african shithole, citizens literally have to organize militias to combat terrorism on their own>media serves whatever government there is>hitler's top guys walk free and have power>regular people can get sent to the depth of niggerhell with literal soul sucking monsters with no trial at all>paint themselves as tolerant yet elf slavery is completely legal >no clue about the muggle world even though the whole reason they had to go in hiding was because muggles pose a serious threat>harry gets fucked over by the state multiple times and doesn't even think about changing anything, becomes a zogbot insteadthese books should be fucking banned, it's spiritual poison
>>223846627Kekkkk
>>223848567They say it at the same time after they lost themselves in each other's eyes.
>>223848652>so this is the girl bullying you potter?>yes professor, please do something>you're a lucky bastard potter
>>223846128It's retarded what it is, on the one hand guys like Lucious would dedicate their lives towards preserving their bloodline but at the same time he couldn't be bothered to have more than one child.
>>223848787Exactly. He has all the money in the world, he only has one kid? That's on him.
>>223846627
>>223846917found the Jeet.
>>223845851Why do the crab and gargoyle not simply rape the wamon?
>>223848351>they still don't have a ship nameMalfoid + Harry = Marryduh
>>223848822What about SnakeBoy
>>223847020Arthur is just a weirdo and it seems to me that especially in the ministry, everybody is told to not interact with muggles or their property without good reason. Their entire culture is based around avoiding them when they don't have to fix something or someone.
>>223846514Communists want to be in charge they don't give a fuck about changing the world
>>223840889She's a retard, according to the books the Prophet was quickly taken over twice, first by the Ministry and later by the Death Eaters, both times with the express purpose of tarnishing Harry's reputation with the broader public, yet she spent two decades beholden to every single thing in the mainstream news until they Harry'd her because of her opinions on trannoids.
Begging someone to cut off brown zoomers from the internet.
>>223848052>>223848067>>223848093I fucking love these. Grandaddy Luscious would absolutely spoil his grandchildren and teach them all the things Potter never wanted them to learn.
>>223847170...and my love for Voldemort AVAAADAAA
>>223846627FYI they are doing this pose in front of Snape
I just want to make it canon that in this timeline Fred survives
>>223848099This is precisely why Luscious should've had several kids after Dracaena, since she'd normally give up the Malfoy name if even she married someone from the Black or Lestrange families.
>>223848787yea it's weird the Weasleys are poor as fuck yet can have so many kids
>>223848452
>>223848297No it's retarded since it means Luscious and Narcissa couldn't do the bare fucking minimum to preserve their family.Pun intended
>>223848567ywnbaw
Harry is on top --> the child comes out a gryffindorMalfoid is on top --> the child comes out a slitherin
>>223848399Do people honestly find models like this attractive? This is kinda why I prefer the asian makers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8zEdsjg_F8Just focus on the face.
>>223848677Checked
>>223848926Maybe they tried, but after Dracaena Narcissa is just barren or Lucius is shooting blanks. Lucius compensates by spoiling his only child to cope.
>>223848567Obviously malfoid and its before they even start dating. by accident
>>223848973It would need to be quite the serious issue considering all the magical healing tools they have in St. Mungos and the fact that the Malfoys are rich as fuck.
>>223848960>LegsHNNG!
>>223848960It's fine I guess. I think the AI that was used made her look older. The Chinese and Korean do have better models but they don't post the character sheet.
>>223848787https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory
>>223848999I think JKR wanted to imply the purebloods were all fucked up from not outbreeding. Just another angle of her pro-racemixing screed
>>223849042Inbreeding is a real thing that happened to European nobles though
>>223849035I hope but I almost suspect white people are doing this on purpose so they "don't feel like a pedo" like some massive overcorrection.
>>223849059Yea but they really only had one family. HP has more*than 28.
>>223848833and magmagirl?
>>223849075>I almost suspect white people are doing this on purpose so they "don't feel like a pedo"It's more likely the "guardrails" on whatever service they're using to make the videos age them up a bit automatically, or they can't prompt for "teens" because of said guardrails.
>>223849059Yes but that was because land, titles, wealth and influence was tied to the children so they all made complicated marriage contracts with each other so they don't loose anything every time a kid gets married.Obviously they Habsburged themselves but they didn't get to that point JUST because of muh superiority, they had practical reasons too. Meanwhile in the magical world, they don't have a Monarchy so the old Noble families never had that much influence and the like to consider, they could've easily had a culture that encourages every noble family to have at least 3 kids at minimum.
>>223848396As much as I wish that was true lets be honest it was x removing censorship.
>>223848351>inb4 girls go to slytherin and boys go to griffindorin all honesty they would all go to slytherin, harry was supposed to go but only chucked out due to the ronald family's bigotry
>>223848906>DRACONIA!!!>Yes father?>Did you write Malfoy-Potter in the birth certificate of MY grandchildren?>Uhh no father. It's just Potter>MERLIN'S BEARD!!! Then the Malfoy's legacy is finished Draconia!!!>W-what?>Why didn't you write Malfoy-Potter?>You didn't say anything...>I WAS IN AZKABAN!!!>If you are so concerned of the family name then make more babies with mother...>Huh...I could do that....>Potter!!! Rev up the minivan!!! I'm going home!!! Narcissa is in her late 40s her eggs are about to dry up!!!!
>>223849163Can you imagine a variation of the polyjuice potion that simply turns you into your younger self? Luscious could feed it to Narcissa and make absolutely certain she gets knocked up a couple more times.
>>223847274cuz shes a girl :P duh!
>>223849160May sound like a retard slow on the uptake but I'm pretty sure Malfoy approaching Harry with the handshake was his 'Gryffindor or Slytherin' dialogue check. Especially since rejecting Malfoy was an implied act of bravery
>>223849197They have long lives right? Maybe witches don't get barren at the same age like a regular muggle.
>>223847255Does anyone have the mp4 of this?
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>>223849224Not really, Draco acted like a condescending cunt. Harry didn't actually form his own opinion much on the Houses, he just listened to what hagrid and Ron said about them.>>223849231Powerful ones, which Luscious and Narcissa should be. But the potion is still a nice idea.
>>223846797>It's just there to nip in the bud any talks of "why don't they just go to the non-magical side of the world and become gods"Exactly.>>223843014>so fucking lazyIt's an innately bad genre.You'd need to rejigger the entire premise from the ground up.>Shadowrun That kills the idea of anything old existing in a continuity.
>>223849239You can bet Fred and Ron would make custom orders for the Potter Malfoid kids just so they can prank their grandpa that much more.
>>223849197Wouldn't she need to be on it for 9 months?
>>223849260Possibly but the way I imagine it, it's the fertilization that's the tricky part. After that everything else can go on normally. That being said if witches are anything like muggle women, then there should be a million anti-aging spells around.
>>223848960Face is pretty but the dress is too revealing. Not classy enough
>>223849278If Fake Moody can keep a flask full, so can the Malfoys. But yeah, there are probably other options.
>>223849245To be fair I think she was just tilted because ron laughed at her name pretty sure it happens in the real movie too. Not to say she didn't believe every word she said but we all have things we don't tell other people in polite society. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXpRsPOFqE
>>223849278One thing I liked about world bulding in naruto. Worlds greatist medical ninja focuses relentlessly on keeping herself young. Even though it constantly takes chakra and she has to turn it off at the end of a hard enough battle.
>>223849283I know
>>223845555Didn't realize AI voices were so good now too.
I'm reading about Time Turners. I'm wondering if a pregnant woman can use a Time Turner to have multiple babies.
>>223849318Pretty much all women would do that if they had the skill, the magical world really doesn't get into it enough.
>>223849332This is the type of thing in universe characters should be researching.
>>223849348Something tells me that using magic directly for procreation is generally banned since it causes so many unpredictable outcomes.
>>223849341>if they had the skillOnly balancing mechanism you really need other than effort as fats and non gym goers have proven they'll give up
>>223849356Isn't that how they created voldemort? Maybe they should have worked harder on that one.
>>223849332It's possible but the woman will age much faster than her peers.
>>223845408Tabloid speak would not "imply" anything. If he was actually fucking Grindlewald they'd be blaring it openly across the headlines.
>>223849329It does british accents really well
>>223849357Even so, there's still millions of sportsbunnies around. For young wizards out of Hogwarts it should be a bit of russian roulette to find a witch to marry since she might be ancient but not show it.
>>223849374Didn't happen to hermione
>>223845555Malfoy, not Malfoid
>>223849389I think english genes cancel that out. No idea how things work around the china school.
>>223849400leviosa, not leviosa
>>223846083Do mobile suits have toilets in them?
>>223843101We really need to ban the third world from the internet. That's the only way forward.
>>223849409Gods, the asian schools must be total fucking chaos, actual fucking cultivation stories where everybody tries to fuck over or kill everybody else and reach immortality.
>>223847255Her breasts look so good here. They NEED to be this size. These uniforms look so sexy on tittymonsters.
JK Rowling ethnic characters:>Seamus O'IRA>Ching Chong>India Gandhi>Honhon Baguette>Bogdan Balkan
>>223849450>every region has their real world different styles of magicwould be kino if it was written
>>223849433No. Thats why they use child soldiers. Kids are really good at holding it in.
>>223849463Maybe their names are magic and thats what gives them their identity. Like eragon lore.
yea speaking of chaos
>>223849466A shitshow is what it would be. Based on everything I've ever read from the chinks, their version of the Ministry of Magic would be a single sect that constantly tries to overthrow the muggle government of China
>>223843101shartoids are so sad
>>223846761how come no one says this about jaws and jurrasic park?
>>223849463Dude, Cho Chang is actually not a bad name for a chinkess. There is one story where the main villainess is called Bi Bi Dong
>>223849160Harry was carrying 1/8th of Voldemort's soul, it was throwing off the Sorting Hat's reading. Same reason he was a Parselmouth despite not being a blood descendant of Salazar. He wouldn't have been sorted into Slytherin on his own merits because he didn't have a lot of personal ambition.
>>223849535Yeah, only until Slughorn did rowling conceive of the notion that not every single person in Slytherin should be a massive cunt. The entire house needs re-writing and Harry could absolutely have used more ambition.
>>223846396They still come out with new sets right? Kinda weird how this franchise keep trucking along. You'd think rowling would move on to something else. She seems to be insistent on just damaging the brand despite it being her only money maker.
>>223846087>Professes all the left wing ideals>Then turns around and writes a story where the government is bad for denying students the means to defend themselves.
>>223849565She's made a few unrelated books but they all fell pretty under the radar, one did get a movie though.With all the controversy around her now another book might get a bit more attention.
>>223849565>You'd think rowling would move on to something else.For one, HP was lightning in a bottle and jk herself doesn't really understand it. For the other, she is actually trying and failing to sell her muggle mystery books.
>>223849535>Same reason he was a ParselmouthI thought that was fate?
>>223849578>>223849581huh. didn't really know that. I only heard of fantastic beasts thought that was still going on.
>>223849535>he was a Parselmouth
>>223840985Not far fetched as this is how european royalty did it until like the 18th
>>223849593No, it was the connection he had with Voldy
>autistic shill thread hits the bump limit
>>223849389It seems like that degree of magic, consistently, either requires high levels of skill and concentration and/or expensive reagents. I remember that for the ball in the books Hermione used some commercial potion that basically de-frizzed and otherwise improved her hair texture, and something like polyjuice potion takes someone especially skilled to make it correctly, as well as a lot of time and rare reagents ( Crouch/ Fake Moody had to steal materials from Snape's private storeroom, he couldn't just go fuckoff to hogsmeade and buy some random shit over the counter at Wizard CVS) The amount of young witches who are pulling a Tsunade would have to be minuscule, if it was possible at all. >>223849450>>223849466>>223849519I think the Wizarding World school in Asia is in Japan. There was even some blurb about how if you are matched with a wand made out of cherry wood, you were considered particularly gifted and treated like an anime protagonist; even in the western blurb it said that cherry wands were noteworthy. I'm actually surprised that they haven't had a licensed anime as of yet given that school stories are already so popular.
>>223849635>high levels of skill and concentration and/or expensive reagents.True but think of all the billions of dollars streaming around in the anti-aging or skincare industry. Women are obsessed with their looks and witches would be too, there'd be a lot of interesting to make magic anti-aging products, whether its dudes trying to get rich or girls experimenting with magic until they curse all their wrinkles away.
>Malfoid art on twitterSoulful art and writing made by actual artists>Malfoid "art" that gets posted on /tv/Subhuman brownoids spamming AIslop that always misses the point.
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>>223849703Correct
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>>223849666Philosopher's Stone can create an Elixir which gives immortality. So it's not impossible to create a weaker version that reduces aging.
