>‘Crystal Lake’ Showrunner Tried to Include Nudity: “I tried. That’s America. You can give the kids the violence, but God forbid they see some breasts. Sometimes you get overruled in these things,” said Kane.Why did they take away tits from the franchise?
>>223853788neo-puritanism shrimply
Who would watch a slasher without tits in it?
>>223853788He keeps saying kids and I don't think he understands this show is not for kids.
>>223853788>I tried so hard to get children looking at pornography, but the evil Christians said no
>>223853788It's pretty much reddit meets netflix meets globohomo feminism. Basically it's feminism the show made to hypnotise the viewer into thinking "white men bad" and "POC women good". There isn't really much more to this dreary show than that.
>>223853788gynocracy
>>223853788>1980, boobas out, Kevin Bacon's ham is totally bareWe really are in the Putitanist timeline now.
>>223853788Gotta protect those children from harmful human bodies by cutting them up into different parts and beaten people to death with severed limbs.
>>223853907Sad booba
>>223853788The nudity would have just made the show more trashy. It works fine as a prequel without bringing in all the dumber aspects of F13
>>223853991It actually doesn’t work fine as a prequel. The events of the series cause Pamela’s motivations in the original Friday the 13th to make no sense.
>>223853865Titties in a slasher isn’t pornography, get real
>>223853842maybe he's from New Englandthere a kid is anyone younger than you
because 50% of the viewers are adult woman, they dont want to see another woman naked
>>223854675New Englander here. Actually kid means 26 and under here.
>>223854699thistv slop is for women, they dont want to be mogged
>>223854699>they dont want to see another ATTRACTIVE woman nakedftfy, foid jealousy is insane. Just look at Sweeney.
>>223853842Friday the 13th has always been for kids
made it 26mins in the first episode before mentioning white people are racist, now that's a record for modern TV shows
>>223853865Boobs isn't pornography, gooner.
>>223854728>>223854729yup, back in the day men made the money and decided what movie or show was going to be watchednow woman have their own money and corpos have to abide by their female sensibilities, which is why a lot of shit has gone down in quality, same thing is happening in video games
>>223854762Hymiewood is learning to keep the WYPIPO BAD rhetoric for after you've become interested in the show. Oftentimes it doesn't show up until episode 4.
>>223854762>mentioning white people are racistIt's to remind you this takes place in the real world
>>223854795Lanterns broke it out in ep 3, and I said this feels too early in the show for this, plus it was a flashback backstory episode.
>>223853788You get to see a woman’s naked ass in one of the later episodes
Debi Sue Voorhees had some great tits.
>>223854793Chick flicks have been a thing since time immemorial
>>223853865Obviously it's the good guys who want to talk young women into getting naked on camera for money, they're virtuous and the people who want to stop them are out of line trying to control people, those evil bastards.Who wouldn't want their daughter, wife, mother showing their tits on TV for money.
>>223855047They're whores. That's literally their job. What their parents think is none of my concern.
>>223855403Yes I know, you're the bad guys who do not care about anything except your own pleasure. That was my point thanks.
>>223853788WOKENESS is a mental issue.
>>223854997and a great butt
>>223853788Who stopped him? And would they have stopped him if he wanted swinging dongs instead?
>>223855423when my dog shits by the sidewalk it's my job as his owner to pick up after him. no one else. same applies.
>>223853788>Why did they take away tits from the franchise?Because it will offend ''trans women''. Beautiful (biological) women are problematic.
>>223853833Still waiting
>>223854006Bitch is nuts. That’s all there is to it
>>223853788female nudity is banned in modern shows unless the director is a womanFlorence Pugh Netflix show has nudity because the showrunner is a womanSame with Elle fanning apple show and Apple famously doesn't do female nuditythis show has male showrunnerActresses say they won't get naked if the director is a male. In movies and showsLili Reinhart only got naked in the movie because the director is a woman
>>223853788Her tits were perfection
>>223853823Shows like smiling friends are the reason for this
>holy fuck i need to get a boner to the tits of a murder victim otherwise its simultaneously woke/communist and puritan/conservative!!!
>>223853842Slasher movies are juvenile, and always have been. The target demographic is teenagers, the characters are teenagers, and teenagers make up a majority of the horror movie audience because they're entertained by sex and violence and use it as background noise while they grope each other. It's insane that you can be allowed have a child at 16 but you can't be let into a movie that shows a woman's tits
>>223853991>It works fine as a prequel without bringing in all the dumber aspects of F13the fuck are you on about? CL made Jason a cockroach man
>>223853788the reasons movies like this intended for young people don't have sex because they want to direct males to search for it, come across some hardcore kink shit and fuck up their sexuality. If movies had more softcore shit less people would probably end up pent up enough to go searching for porn and end up into freak shit.
>1970s>black chief>black journalistok>black hippie? really?
>>223853823Stop using the word "shrimp" in place of simple. Fuck you, you cutesy faggot virgin.
>>223858803chill the fuck out. no need for the effeminate freak out.
>>223858777>>black hippie?>really?you might wanna sit down for this one, anon...
>>223853865Nudity =/= porn, and its not the Christians standing in the way, it's the feminists who won't have anything that "panders to the male gaze." Back in the '80s, when religious conservatives were in a stronger position than today, nudity in horror flicks was de rigeur. Conservatives have zero pull in Hollywood today, but the studios now bend the knee to the feminists who have milked #metoo for everything that it was worth and then some.
>>223858980tbf Jimi was only at most 30% nigger
>>223853788>>white male wants to put naughty bits in his kinoyeah ok that's over, white males can't into male gaze anymore
Easily the best tits in series. Sweeney couldn't even
>>223859288sure, bro. whatever makes you sleep at night.
>>223859802That's his grandparents. Grandma obviously half black, granpa also at least 20 or so % white from his nose. His other side was a mystery mix of cherokee and rednecks iirc. So 30% black max is probably a fair estimate.
>>223853788>>223859157California here, screw your prudish, puritanical, conservashart dominated clown show of a union, I'm going home!
if you want to see tits why not just look at your wife's or sister's ?
Feminism/post-Weinstein era. They're not allowed to promote beauty standards that are actually beautiful.
>>223853788It’s how stupid feminism is hereThe retard show writers are afraid of pissing off chicks so they avoid
>>223859875sure, but lets not pretend that black hippies is some nonsense concept. you can easily find footage of woodstock with black people around. it wasnt all white people.
>>223853788Glad I didn't even bother to pirate it, the anon who posted that they didn't even showed a single naked female butt saved others a lot of time, a true hero
>>223853865Pray it, sis! Now let's send our children to see the pride walk with a bunch of naked fags doing disgusting stuff right in front of them!
>>223853991Ah, so you're one of these long life fans who hate everything related to the franchise
>>223860000Racists aren't bright people. You will never convince them of anything they don't already believe.
>>223860040This
>>223853865unironically how it should be.you'll frame/phrase this as>ew icky monsters showing porn to our innocent kids!but of course coming-of-age means you see tits and gore when you're a curious 10-year-old. no self-respecting kid is sticking to cartoons, it's like swearing or smoking, you want to watch these videos.
>>223859925If you want to see woke shit why not just look at the mirror?
>>223853788>>223860040Told you they were going to remove the nudity if they brought this franchise back
