Death to 3 tribes
Get off my island. By the way, your skin is gorgeous, darling.
current tribes and who has what idols/powers
>>223862928Natalie was one of thr good ones.
Question from someone who hasn't watched survivor in 20 years: is it pozzed now? Lots of gays and weird shit? Or is it still like it used to be with hot women and lots of scantily clad sexy ladies?
linnea status?
KILBY IS FINITO
>>223863010Think you're suffering from dementia gramps. The winner of the first seasons of Survivor was a fag and there were no hot chicks in that season.
>>223863010it's always a mixed bag
>>223863056I watched like the first 10 seasons and it was steadily devolving into girls gone mild at some point. I did forget about Richard Hatch but that first season was awesome must see TV back then.
JEFF LOOKIN GOOD
season dies when pantless patt left
>mcdonalds
>>223863117who doesn't like a fat naked faggot
>>223862910Already tired of this zesty buck
>everyone trying to one up each other with their sob story>"my mama work at mikey d's" "well i lost 2 brothas" kek
>>223863181Doesn't take away from the speech that one lady gave to Kelly where she called her a snake and a horrible person plus rooting for Rudy was fun.
sorry white girl. that sob story ain't enough for the blacks
>son stories Alexis is so going home tonight
Jelly didn't get a sob story
>yeah so i was in jail for killing someone with a machete on a camping trip but now im a lawyer so its okwyd?
BASED BRODY
POOP SEASON
>>223863259I like her humble brag>uh yeah, I was like, the only REAL criminal in the roomwhat a lil psychopath
lewisbros...
Didn't expect Studio Ghibli movies to be mentioned on Survivor
>>223863310lol yeah it was cute>we must vote out the least annoying man NOW!this tribe suck
Damn, Jelly's sob story wasn't riveting enough for the producers i guess. It does feel like an Alexis boot after that
>>223863348This has been a show about nerds since covid, a guy namedropped Project M a year or two ago
>no one was shocked the white girl was voted outKEK
THERE'S MACAROONS IN THERE, BRODY!
Linneas boobs in a wet t-shirt
Jelly! Release those bouys
>>223862910BASED TOKA
LIGHTWORK
oof cookout tribe didn't even get to basketball part
>go to 3 tribes>we now get yet another disaster tribe that constantly goes to tribal until merge (purple this season)YIPPEE!
>"mike has no power">wins the challenge for his tribewhat did they mean by this?
so is it just obvious that the purple tribe black players vote out the white chick and for red/pink they vote out lewis?
Toka 2.0 does look stacked, brains and brawns both
Damn Crystal has some childbearing hips
>>223863532Alexis I mean
>>223863487Production never learns from their stupid choices
Muh black alliance every fucking time. I'll never believe they're gonna flip anything on this tribe. It's just a waste of time.
she better give it to lewis, not one of the darkies
>>223863615same i feel like theyre trying too hard w misdirection to avoid directly saying "the cookout alliance will obviously vote the white girl"
She voted w/ Lewis and Kilby pre-swap, so that should be the obvious choice
>>223863662>she sees your penis for the first time
Am I the only one feeling like this is setting up for a Christian vote? His lack of visibility getting that confessional and now this extra vote.
>>223863704>his
>>223863704Could be the start of his(?) arc. Also I'm pretty fucking sure he's FtM
good effort lewis
>the queer knows jewelrypoor Lewis
Lewis creating a twist for a future season with the blood ring
>giving the new extra vote and her own just to get out a specific playermaggie i kneel
>>223863663Literally a repeat of last week. It's so ass.
>purple tribe white girl getting swap screwed>red tribe linnea getting twist screweddamn
kilby is a snakelewis finito
>Grima Wormtongue immediately folds
killby eric and cristian are like the rtv hell trio theyre even worse than the cookout. why do people keep trusting that slimy jew anyways? obviously hes going to be a rat bitch
this shit is so damn lame, we're back to stupid new era shenanigans
Kilby's gonna screw this, isn't he
fuck it killby is worse than taylor idk what it is but he annoys me so damn much
wouldn't extra votes disappear on revote? they can't go to rocks with them
>>223863879>game dev lacks a backbonea tale old as time
so kilby will convince eric into voting with him and lewis and then they use the extra votes to vote out the big titty chick?
>>223863910Kilby has no balls, no way he does it
>>223863843Maggie supports the VAGICIDE
>>223863919I bet the show doesn't even know the rules when it comes to that
Brady finna kill Maggie for giving away the extra vote
I'm ngl in the 7 days between last Wednesday and today I completely forgot this show existedalso there's something important we should discuss Lauren
>>223863962They can also change the rules on a whim whenever they want
i'm seeing the vision >>223863704>vote happens>it's 4-4 with the extra votes>they go to rocks>christian gets sniped out
>>223863980
This season has gone downhill since after the Pantsless Patt blindside
>>223863980this season kinda sucks so fair dues
Alexis finito. No way Jelly flips after that
play your shot in the dark girl
>>223864025agreed desu, i was looking forward to patt doing stuff. now its just the cookout and the redditor slimeballs
>>223864031It was pretty good until the three tribes shit
>sob storieshonk shoo honk shoo I’m snoring over here
hmmm i wonder if they'll vote for the white girl hmmmmbetter give it a commercial!
>>223863919Not anymore. They updated the rules so lost votes and extra votes are applied on the revote. Last season Cirie voted but just once when she was tied with Emily
>cut to commercial for the obvious Alexis bootkek
what a shit episode
>the hags and poc voting out all the qts this seasonbrutal stuff
wow wow wowI am shocked
>cookout sticks togetherWow who could have seen this coming
>cookout garbage
>They can't say it out loud
bad show
cookout season!
WE LOVE 3 TRIBES!!!
>I am weirdly proud of them doing ituhhh weirdly? That's a microaggression you should be crying of happiness, white bitch
>alright cookout you're safe for tonight, bring in the redditors!
jelly just lost the game
TIME FOR ROCKS
>leneighyakek
>>223862910Why would they do this
8 votes cast, only one name spelled correctly
Wait, I thought the 2 nominees couldn't vote during tiebreakers
>>223864251thats how we do it on survivor!
>>223864251Lewis used an extra vote so he gets to us that vote
I KNEEL KILBY
Irish Rizzo is the main character vs literal who Leneigha
>>223864226The funniest thing to come out of all this is the fact that she had her name written wrong every single time
>>223864287>Hey, sis, can you spell your name for me? Just in case haha
kilby should lock in to save lewishe has a 1/4 shot to draw the rock and leave vs the others having a 3/4 chance to leave at rocks
>>223864251i feel like they changed the revote rules just to make this happen no? i take back what i said about kilby having no balls, but im still not a fan.
eh i'd turn on linnea here you'll still have majority if you stick together moving forward and kilby and lewis just blew their load with their powers
GO TO ROCKS COWARDS
kilby aint shook we going rocks baby
>>223862910I didn’t think Kilby would have the balls
>>223862910KWAB
lmao. these your allies lenaiguh?
Based Maggie saving us from TWO snoozefest tribals
kek I get why kilby is so smug postseason
ANOTHER FEMALE GONELET'S GO
>pussying out of rocks Gay af So I guess the Strat is to just stay firm
disgusting """alliance"""hope none of them limp to the end
Pretty based of Kilby, he won me over at it.
LINNEA WAS THE GLUETHAT GROUP WILL IMPLODE WITH ERIC JUMPING SHIP TO KILBY AND LEWIS MARK IT
>>223864408He’s Canadian
>>223864412Millennials v GenX's Jessica has produced trauma for seasons to come
If Kilby doesn't make it to the next merge where we get two tribes again before his current tribe goes to tribal council, he's done. He just sealed his own fate if they lose another challenge
Poop bros....
>>223864439Suck our collective dick you faggot
One more round before merge?
>>223864412yeah, kilby had a 75% chance to stay vs each of them only having a 25% chancebest to let linnea go, stick together, have a 3-2 majority if they go back to tribal and now they know lewis and kilby blew their load with advantages and most likely don't have anything else
Kilby will straight up win if he ever makes it to the final 3 with that ballsy ass move. Literally was willing to risk a shot of getting voted out just to make a huge play and stick up for his buddy.
What an insane chain of events once you put it all together >carter fucks up getting his advantage because they snooped through his bag>Brady gets the advantage>Brady is convinced to give it to Maggie>Maggie wins a 1/3 rock draw to get a 2nd advantage >Maggie chooses the correct beach to go to>Maggie has the guts to give BOTH extra votes>Correctly gives one to each so Kilby feels like he has agency and power in the decision >Kilby has the guts to make the move with Lewis>They choose to honor maggies wishes>Sticks to his guns and convinces them not to go to rocksIf ANY one of these fails, Lenay doesn't go home tonightAbsolutely fucking BRUTAL
Amazing race makes me so jealous. I wish I could travel all these countries
Fuck not the Linneah milkers........
The foidicide is real. A man is going to win this season (excluding Eric and Christian)
>>223864576You can still travel to other countries.
>>223864576TAR is cool but I wouldn't really be able to soak in my surroundings. I imagine everything must feel like a blur to the players
Jenna got screwed
>>223864630all the moids will turn on each other in juryqueen maggie will win, trust
>>223864634Like 1 or 2 countries a year. Not enough time to see them all as a PTO slave
>>223864649They have some time during the rest period to enjoy the places they visit but during the legs they don't really have time to soak it in.
>>223864674She's set up for the long runExtremely conniving and not very threatening, another standard female winner in the making unfortunately her only downside is her schizo nature
>>223864550possibly, but he's made so many enemies not just tonight, but on his previous tribe. I don't see him going that deep
>>223864726Yeah i suppose whenever they're being transported feels like downtime for them too
>>223864726It's just night until morning, and most of them are probably too tired to do anything but lay in the hotel anyway
>>223864731>her only downside is her schizo natureOh no she's one of us
>>223864674>queen maggie will win, trustyeah, her game winning move is definitely giving those two extra votes to take out linnea. i can see lewis and kilby helping her at merge as allies
The girl on TAR with the brown bf is soooo hot
>>223864731What has she done that's schizo?
>>223864869I'm exaggerating a bit but I'm solely going of Brady's explanation of her being paranoid and flip flopping her thinking constantly
>>223864800Nah people don't care about that much if you're legit playing the game and I don't think he's personally pissed anyone off enough that way more of just irritating some people
>>223864885Brady's a lunatic though nothing he says should be taken at face value.
This is the face of a weeb who probably browses 4chan. In fact he could be posting on /tv/ right now. We already know hes a gamer and a weeb from this very episode...
>>223865072that guy is unironically a rhapist btw
>>223864892brady is not fucking with him at all and he's a power player
>>223865086proofs?
>>223865072This dude is the most reddit redditor to have ever redditet
I saw Ozzy's cock
>>223864857i like her southern accent and mischievous nature
>>223865086What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>223865072He reminds me so much of Charlie Kelly
Is it going to be a Maggie vs Brady showdown next episode? Or was the preview just a nothingburger as usual?
IT'S TIME
>WE DID SOMETHING WE VOTED OUT THE LIGHTEST SKINNED PERSON ON THE TRIBE
>cue the sad piano music>mcdonalds>umm my brothers died >I'm an addict and in and out of jail but now I'm a lawyer
hmm. what substances was she addicted to?
OY OY OY OY OY OY OY AH AH AH AH AH AH AH BUH BUH BUH BUH OY OY OY OY OY OY OY
KRISTIN IS COMPETANT SHE HAS TO GO
>>223865779Crack or meth
Poop bros.... we're back>I'm a psycho pathIs it brody or brady?
>pooping my pantspoop bros.... finally we're back
>kilbs what on herbs are ye talkin aboot
>>223865195he's both
>>223865859Reminds me of barrett casually dropping /bb/ and /tv/ references.
KINO
kind of a weak challenge. needed a puzzle or something at the end to let other tribes catch up
YELLOW
>only girls have been voted off this season I don't want that to be what the new era is but there's a lightskin on the tribe
Poop bros...
Alexi hasn't said anything yet just been looking at the ground looking sad
>>223863872kek wtf is this?
The buddies voted together again
>>223866448the future of survivor - 4 hour long survival game in rob cesterninos backyardhttps://youtu.be/xHTfQadalFs?is=gLYriuZQpSzrhFYk
>tells the entire tribe he got an extra vote
lmao who spells it like that. what a couple of retards
they get 2 votes on the revote?
lmao this is hilarious
>>223866604recent change, cirie did it on 50 too
well the HG I was rooting for got voted out pre jury.
>>223865300hey flippen
has there ever been 6 women voted out first in a row like this?
>>223866818It's a new era.
what was the point of bamboozling alexis? why not just tell her we formed a nog alliance on day 1 and we are voting you out so lets enjoy this chicken
>>223866879She seemed like she knew during the tribal.
>>223866969she seemed genuinely surprised to me. she was kind of cocky and thought she could manipulate people cause shes a lawyer
the hottest chick is gone, who do I support now
>>223866879They didn't want her to play the shot in the dark
>>223867015carter
>>223867020pfft. its worked 3 out of 21 times and 1 of those times the person who used it got zero votes anyway kek
>>223864458He would've been next if lewis got voted off anyway so what's the difference?
>>223865746Didn't you hear jelly? It was a moral quandry. Should she vote along racist lines or sexist lines? A decision teeming with morality.
>>223866818maybe I was too harsh on the Open Era
>>223867764Seems like racism won
KILLBY FAN 4 LIFEI thought that lil gay nigga was fruity as hell but now I see the light and he would dominate my boy pucci
>>223866604Yes it doesn't make sense to take away their double votes because they just instantly get voted out on revote. Sure you can say its just a risk you have to take and try to make sure its not a tie so you dont get fucked, but I think its better this way
