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all three of those guys would be a horrible choice, but at least it's not a brownoid
>>223874712I like the big-eared guy, hes actually a really good actor in almsot everything ive seen him, but hes too goofy looking for BondThe second guy looks too much like a fuckboyNo idea who the top guy is, but stop fucking trying to make blonde Bond a thing
>>223874712I would rather they not make it. Even if they were to cast the most perfect actor, I have no confidence anything else about the film would be any good.
>>223874712All 3 of these guys look like millenial 5oy boi cucks. Can they cast someone with actual testosterone?
>>2238747122>1>>>>>>>>>>>>3
>>223874712>the 4th finalist
>>223874837>>223874767why do people pretend Bond was ever particularly good?
>>223875414If you mean high art, barely any one argues that. People like Bond for what is essentially pulp. Part of what makes it shit is when Bond films get pretentious any think they are anything more than what they are.
>>223874712Bond needs to be more flamboyant. Those 3 aren't gay enough.
>>223874837This. Amazon is woke as fuck! It will be worse than the Craig era Bond. So no point ruining what would’ve been a good Bond’s career
>>223874712Yuck.
Tom Hardy or Robert Pattinson.
>>223874712Lowden would be good.Turner would be somewhat acceptable but not great.O'Connor would be a fucking disaster.(Elordi would also be trash. Gibson is the best choice but he's not even in the running because then they'd have to admit that fucking software developers already did a perfect job. Woodall would also be acceptable and possibly pretty good.)
>>223876122>Tom HardyFucking trash. Are you genuinely retarded? >Robert Pattinson.Would have been great. But he's doing Batman (Batman and Bond can't be the same actor, it'd be weird) and he's too kino to sign on for a lot of films. Plus, the Batman experience probably puts him off starring in any other large franchise roles requiring lots of commitment.
>>223876122Pattinson would be the same age as Moore when he made his debut.
>new bond will be selected next year>filming finally starts in 2027>editing in 2028>in theaters by 2029
>>223874712I doubt any will be as bad as Daniel Craig ended up being, and I say that as someone who liked him originally. Now he doesn't even resemble James Bond to me.
>>223876334Why do you care? It will be awful. Nothing Amazon makes is good
>>223876372It’ll be worse. I don’t think you guys fully grasp how woke and awful Amazon is. They removed all guns off Bond covers
Anons as long as they are white and British, its a win at this point.
>>223874712I only know Jack Lowden. He doesn't really look like a "James Bond" to me but at least he's not a ugly motherfucker like those other two. Might as well get the real King Charles instead.
>>223876334It won't take 2 years to edit.Filming summer 27.Release summer 28, maybe at the end of the year if reshoots are needed
I thought Amazon already cast young Dexter as Bond? Or is he just video game Bond?
>>223874712Leslie Jones
>6'2">36 years of age>English>Dark hair and blue eyes>Relentlessly handsome>Looks like a posh git>Married to a 10/10, ultra rare celebrity relationship that actually looks 100% genuine and passionate >Acting ability? Anyone ever seen any of his films?This dude ticks every box, no other actor even comes close in terms of physical looks.The other left-field choice should be Jack O'Connor, if only because he has insane charisma and screen presence. By far he was the best part of Sinners.>Chav bondCould work
Hopefully the mystery actor is Pattison, the rest look gay and wont make a good bond
Is this gonna be an Amazon thing? It's gonna be shit, regardless of who's in it desu
>>223876595>>Relentlessly handsomenigga, he genuinely looks like has has an extra chromosome, wtf
>>223876607they never cast big names, especially someone who has other franchise, Pattison is already Batman and hes too much of a meme in recent years since people want to see him in everything
>>223874712Really like the bottom guy in Reddit Out
>>223876724yeah, he was by far the best part of it and carried the otherwise shitty movie by himself
>>223874712Turner > Lowden > cancellation > O'Connor
Lowden is too babyfaced, I couldn't take him seriously as a ladykilling international killerCallum Turner could be fine, but I've never found him particularly compelling or charismaticO'Connor looks like he was generated by an AI from 5 years agoCasting Theo James and leaning hard into the suave tuxedo, girls and one-liners vibe is the only way to save the franchise.
>>223877018>Theo JamesToo Greek.
>>223874712If Villeneuve is directing, lowden>jack lowden as 007>ralph fiennes as M>sandra huller as the antagonist >joel kinnaman as the henchmen >renate reinsve as the bond girl
>>223877063craig was too slav and yet
>>223876595Yeah it's gonna be this guy. He has presence. Just saw him in Rose of Nevada and he was effortlessly rizz-mogging everyone in that movie.
>>223877082There's also something too boyish about Theo James' face. It don't work.
>>223874712Lowden looks too much like a Simon Pegg type. Like he'd be a 007 in a parody movie or something.
>>223877018I really like Theo James for Bond, so im sure they'll never actually cast him>>223877063Nigger have you ever seen Connery? He LITERALLY looks like a Turk and it still worked great
>>223876526Video games
>>223874712Never heard of any of them but going purely off of looks, the one in the middle is best.
>>223874712The 4th person is Cavill.
>>223877195see >>223877109
Turner looks like he has the most book accuratephysiognomy of the three, despite Lowden beingScottish and Fleming was the first of his line tonot be born in Scotland. It's all moot, though(picrel).
>>223877018>leaning hard into the suave tuxedo, girls and one-liners vibe is the only way to save the franchiseThis is Amazon we're talking about. It's a fucking miracle they're casting a white male. They're not going to let him be an old money womaniser. He'll be the bumbling dork character who gets rescued by black and brown women while constantly being told to check his privilege, like in the recent game.
>>223877260cringe
>>223874712Why do they all look like some dweeb you'd see at a pub trivia night?
>>223877331While he certainly still looks great, prime Dalton was something else man.
>>223876200Pattinson is a terrible actor and is too awkward and uncharismatic to be Bond
>>223877260Cavill is too busy painting his warhammer figures to be Bond.
>>223874712It doesn't matter who they cast because Villeneuve is directing it which means it's already unwatchable
>>223875460ThisBond doesn't have anything to say about society or the human condition. You might get a bit of cheeky geopolitical commentary, but that's all. It's custom-built to deliver thrills, tension, stunts, sexy women, pantomime villains, cool spy gadgets, epic location footage and big glossy sets. They're disposable, unapolagetic, big budget cartoons for adults, nothing more. And that's great.
>>223877791Pam!
>>223876595Why are they trying to push this rodent-male phenotype?
>>223877791For me, it's Maud.
>>223877955I'd octo her pussy if you can decode my convoluted cipher
They should make two different Bond movies, one that takes place in the 60s with an all white cast, and the inevitable one Anazon wants with the missing 4th non white black muslim in the OP that already got the part, and just see which one makes more money. Just have a fucking mulitiverse
>>223874712>Scotsman>not a faggot>not a Jew>married to Saoirse Ronan>has a kidLowden, easily.
>>223877260Small hands
>>223878203Easier fisting.
>>223877260He's too handsome to play bond
>>223874712The movie is helmed by Villeneuve and Callum Turner has the most "Villeneuve" look. It's gotta be him. Has art movie cred too (so does Josh O'Connor but he doesn't have the look).
>>223874712facts about amazon bond>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond">Jacob elordi auditioned for the role but bezos doesn't like him, says his role in euphoria was "embarrassing">Henry Cavill auditioned for the role, bezos wanted him but female amazon executive said Cavill has "no charisma" and because of his "incel allegations">American bond is off limits due to contract Amazon signed with Barbara broccoli>Various English actors auditioned for bond but bezos doesn't want a literal who he wants a known actor>Callum Turner auditioned for the role, female executives want him because he's dating Dua Lipa and they want her to sing the bond theme. Bezos allegedly doesn't like the idea because Dua Lipa "looks like a tranny">timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond
>>223877331There's two problems with all the candidates. None of them have any miles on their face like they are men of experience with an entire naval background behind them. Also none of them are knicker droppers in the way all the pre-Craig actors were. Any of them walk in a room and instamog every other guy there. The candidates are all good looking in their way but not at that level.
>>223878501Nice schizo pasta
>>223874712zendaya
>>223874712Josh O'Connor would be the inspired choice
>>223876595The only reason he might get it is because he married to Dua Lipa and they would want to use her for the album. His relationship with her is a classic hollywood push and he's a she actor that looks weird.
All are cast to make white men look weak to set up the next one being black
>>223874712The cynic in me says they'll cast Turner to get his wife to do the theme song, maybe even do a cringe Madonna Die Another Day type cameo in it too.Would much prefer Lowden.Either of them are still far better than that ratfaced fuck O'Connor.
>>223874712>wh*tes
>>223874712Hunter
>>223877260This, they almost went for him already but he was too young at the time.
>>223876372still think casino royale is the best bond movie, probably the closest to the original book as well. then the franchise fell of a cliff. i don't blame craig for that because i have seen layer cake so i think it was shit directors. i believe michael campbell directed casino royale.
>>223874712From top down: prey eyes, predator eyes, prey eyes.
>Jeff Bezos gets to pick his dream James BondIt's like I'm living an actual dystopian nightmare in the style of Blade Runner, the rights to which he also owns.
why are two of them the exact same type of weird looking big eared Irish boy?Is this "Amazon's vision"?
>>223874856Millennials are everyone aged 30-45. Who the hell else are they going to look at for a first time Bond?
>>223874712Should be Leo Sutter.
>>223881570tbf, they could find someone who lifts.
>>223876666Nobody has respected these digits? You speak the truth anon.
>>223874712Lowden would be genuinely decent in the role. O’Connor is a good actor but too goofy looking. And Turner is just the handsome Squidward version of O’Connor, he still has goofy ears and such
>>223876595Callum looks like a fucking freak. He has a big long head, the eyes are mongoloid and close together, mouth protrudes like a monkeyThe fact this is considered "handsome" in 2026 shows how far societal norms have regressed
>>223881573>>223881578
>>223874712>which one would you pick to play the character we will be emasculating even more than the last one since the last time apparently wasn't enough to kill off your misogynist IP!fuck off
>>223874712They better make a story about the AI and have the bond car fly like Elon's.
>>223874712Lowden is the only one I'd accept.
>>223881388They doubled back on Brosnan though.
If they don't cast Cavill, the studio executives and creatives involved should all be pulled apart by horses.
>>223883204Craig should've retired after Skyfall and been replaced by Cavill
>>223883204Cavill probably said no cuz he knows they'll just emasculate the characterhe's done with that bs and learned his lesson with WitcherIf I was him I would never take another role unless I had a say in the character or story
>>223874712Do they have an actual vision for the next bond or is the Craig train wreck just going to keep going with a new actor? The last 2 movies were shockingly bad
>>223874712Guy in the middle has the look
>>223874712that whole generation of actors are soulless and low T. pathetic. their biggest start is Tim C. embarrassing. there are not alpha actors left that aren't old. even the Thor guy is like a woman with the tanning and roids.
>>223874712this is the 4th btw
>>223874712Speak English, you nigger-brained embarrasment
>>223874712It's going to be callum Turner. Dua Lipa will do the theme, maybe be a bond girl, but will definitely be silhouetted singing in the intro
Brosnan
>>223883053Brosnan wasn’t too old, balding, tiny handed for precision model painting, and already the face of multiple failed franchises
don't care, not watching it
>>223876526I wish they chose to immortalize brosnan as the video game bond and then do whatever with voice actor
>>223874738>all three of those guys would be a horrible choice, but at least it's not a brownoidfirstpoastbestpoast
jacob elordi
Ryan Gosling as Bond, he did well in that netflix the gay man
>>223876303Pattinson is 40, Moore was 46.
>>223878501>Henry Cavill was approached for the role, but after a single audition he pulled out citing a busy schedule "guarding" something else, presumably another roleWow this is interesting goss
>>223876666>he genuinely looks like has has an extra chromosomelong-winded way of saying he's bri'ish, which is absolutely necessary to play bond
>>223874712Step aside peasants
>>223884498reminder that this fag was making up rumors about being the next bond himselfkwab
>>223874712lowden is great on slow horses
>>223884498He's as charismatic as a dishrag.
>>223874712They should do an Old Man Bond bring back the Architect to close one of his old cases. He could be like retired in Jamaica and some new agents seek him out as one of his old investigations has a new lead drop or to save an old comrade or something. They could roll in on him sipping a Martini while putting sunscreen on some landwhale’s back.
>>223877679crazy how much nolan pined to get a bond film (he made at least 3 copycats) and now when the chance is there he decides to not do it and instead keeps doing his own shitmeanwhile you go back and see spielberg having his whole "it's my turn!" arc only for him to double down and now say "nah nigga not for me" bro is wholesale seething and coping big time lmao
It should be Himesh Patel
>>223874712The bottom dude is one of the worst actors I’ve ever seen
>>223876372Craig did one bond film and then 4 vaguely spy related piles of shit
>>223876595Weird eyes. Looks more like a villain
>>223884643What does that tell you?
>>223876724>>223876771He’s Jewish
>>223874712>Weak looking >Rodent looking>Beta lookingTheo rossi should be the next bond
>>223877791>They're disposable, unapolagetic, big budget cartoons for adults, nothing moreActually they are advertisements for luxury brands
>>223884722Craig did 1.5 Bond films, and those were Layer Cake and Munich
>>223881547Guess we know who the mystery 4th actor is
>>223876039Shut the fuck up
>>223876595He was absolute dogshit in One Night Only but like this anon >>223877094 said in Rose of Nevada he gave off ultra kino vibes, so idk what to think, i gotta check out the new Neuromancer series. but i feel like with the right material he could be great as an effortless chad posh Bond
>>223877071Villeneuve would NEVER go for Lowden. Hes a Callum sort. Write this down. Hes going for weird looking.
>>223874712No Idris Elba?
why don't male actors look like men anymore
>>223883967Too blocky, we need a sleeker, more aerodynamic monke
>>223879119Great actor, but I'm not sure about the manly look. Could be a new thung I guess. Bond has to evolve.
Just find a Brit dude that looks like Matt Bomer or Ian Somerhalder lmao
>>223874712Holy shit these all awful. Bond is supposed to be masculine and good looking. These are twinks
>>223881606>he still has goofy ears and suchI dont like him a lot, but Craig has a tomate for head. I think Callum is going to take the part, even though I wish Lowden was the guy.
>>223884179>7ft tall bond It could be hilarious.
>>223885031He has the ability
>>223884318I'm reading the book. Its so fucking different. Netflix butchered it.
>>223884167>poastWell aren't you cute!
>>223884682Have you watched Knives Out 3?
>>223885095He has indeed.
dickinson should be next bond
>>223885168He looks gay.
>>223874712>amazon in chargeI really dont care. its already dead
