Kirk Drift EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>223843972
star trek sex with shran
Don’t you understand?! It derailed 200 threads. I’d have killed that meme if I’d reported it the first time!There’s… an intelligence about the shranny, a malevolence, it’s EVIL…It… MUST BE DESTROYED
>>223875173NOOOO! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! PLEASE, NOOO! GOD WHY!!!?!
>>223875156he dropkicked the fuck out of that wall
>>223875245he attacked that fake Andorian's face with his balls
>>223875245The set took it like a champ, modern sets could never.
>>223875262 his butt maybe>>223875275facts
>>223875275>fake "fans": TOS SETS WERE CARDBOARD!Real fans know they were plywood.
>Space bugs turn Archer into the guy from Memento
>>223875275Modern ‘sets’ are all greenscreen. Drop kick that and the studio takes repairs out of your paycheck.
>>223875245Shatner insisted on doing most of his own stunts.
>>223875426>Riker’s up at the bridge front console >Screws securing the plexiglass LCARS prop to plywood underneath are right in the center of the shot.>>223875507Pretty sure he did all his own horseriding for Generations.
Why is there so much rape and missery in Outlander
>>223875545>Pretty sure he did all his own horseriding for GenerationsYou can bet on it.
>>223875156Did Kirk invent wrestling (fake kind)?
i get the impression he did this like this because he had other incidents of running into the sets and breaking them
>>223875507he should have insisted on a better corset
>>223875592Vulcans run logically.
>>223875592He was just unathletic.
>>223875615this is truly peak
>>223875627He runs like some trekkie nerd at a Star Trek convention. I half-expected him to stick his arms back and Naruto-run (which happened in Lower Decks btw). On the other hand, that drop was pretty good for TV.
>>223875670he runs like an actor from the 60s who had 40 cigarettes and 2 glasses of scotch for breakfast before shooting
>>223875689Truly a better time.
>>223875689Yeah no. Those guys didn't run like sissies. Nimoy on the other hand
>>223875765>Nimoy on the other handNimoy literally was that guy lol
>>223875584No but star fleet did determine that its the best form of martial arts which is why kirk is constantly drop kicking, crossbodying, and double axehandling.
>>223875593Shatner wasn’t that fat overall on TOS, but somewhat pudgy for a leading actor.
>>223875779Nimoy wasn't. The kind of guy you're describing is Steve McQueen. Not Leonard 'Fat Chicks' Nimoy.
>>223875854Nimoy was an alcoholic. Also having pathetic substance addictions is the sissiest shit imaginable. Imagine needing to put tiny paper dicks in your mouth and suck them every few hours just to function.
>>223875897Nimoy ran like a queer. Most men don't.
>>223875854Also Leonard “Yentas” Nimoy.
>TOS season 3>suddenly they've cemented The Lore and they always call it the United Federation of Planets, and they mention Klingons or Romulans in episodes that don't feature them
>>223875980You're watching the evolution of the greatest science-fiction television franchise of all time.
>>223875980Season 3 may not be great but it got TOS enough episodes for syndication. Without syndication, that would’ve been the end of Star Trek.
>>223875627Why didn't they just both hide on stairs, and sneak behind him?
"the Star Fleet"
>>223876044because the patrols needed to be taken out so they could blow up the fireworks
>prestige television>it's just edgier and more subversive
>>223876033I feel like Season 3 at least had more sci-fi oriented episodes (even if most of them were nonsense) versus the back half of Season 2 which was comedy or "aliens copy Earth society"
>Enterprise crew lands on Endor>Dr Zaius is making WMDs!!!
>>223876069Subscription-based programming (which was the streaming of its day) ruined TV
Do Vulcans have gender reveal parties?
>Hoshi becomes the protagonist of a point-and-click mystery puzzle game
>>223875670>>223875689don't forget Nimoy also often played native americans because of the prominence of westernsthat's his "red man run"
>>223876165Are gender reveal parties logical? Or can you at least claim they’re logical?
do Vulcans have any kind of party? parties are pretty much based in sharing emotions with people which is anathema to Vulcans.
>>223875173star trek sex with wesley
>>223876285Maybe during their pon’farrs. Or maybe a Vuclan equivalent of a party that they enjoy but everyone else thinks is boring and rigid.
>>223876216Lol was a “red man run” really a thing in TV westernsI can absolutely believe they were a thing
>>223876336Probably for an actor as autistic as nimoy anyway
>>223875173Lol, once again your low effort spam makes the entire thread so much better. Thank you shranny.
>Enterprise is going to grow a clone in two weeks, kill him and take his brain matter to save TrippEdgy AND an ethical dilemma.
>>223876551Sim was cooler than Trip I wish he had stayed
Star Trek: Rascals
>They shoot Sims’s body out into space so there win’t be a body around making everything weird
>>223875627me during airsoft
>>223875840Damn, Kelley has a really big head
>>223877426That's not the only big thing he has.
>>223875897If you smoked you wouldn't be such a whiny little bitch all the time, not that you'll ever know
>>223875507>Shatner insisted on doing most of his own stunts.fair, but there are plenty of TOS moments when you see the obvious stunt double for iamshat
>>223877196Because everyone else who died in Starfleet was kept in a mausoleum so the crew could view them every day, fucking retard.
>>223878067Or just in a ship morgue.
>>223875627I think he's just weirdly proportioned. Though tbf in this scene he's supposed to look kinda sneaky
>>223875507
>>223875507Shatner does his own stunts so often that he actually did his flying into space stunt himself.
>>223878609the Shatman did some serious race car driving in the 70s so he'd probably win
Star Trek Sex With Trip And Sim
>Phone call in 2004 Detroit>Hello?>It’s me, Neo>The fuck?>Shit, forget this ever happened.>*click*
>Actual human hookers on Star Trek, no euphemisms or plausible deniabilityHoly mother if based, captain.
>Time Cop is back
>>223878139Loading the dead into a torpedo tube and shooting them into space was a Starfleet tradition. It's why they were searching for Spock in the third movie.
The entire Temporal Cold War was a huge mistake. The Xindi could’ve been done without time travel. Same with the Suliban.
>Dude peak oil
>>223879594ENT was a huge mistake
Why didn't the aliens being trapped by this guy who was created by their own brains just all agree to imagine him drowning to death in diarrhea so they could be free?
>>223880087Not how it works. Rewatch the episode before you subject us to your oh so witty conclusions. No I'm not going to argue with you about your lack of understand. I'll just call you a retard and get on with my day. Retard.
Also I don't care how "scary" it is (not very) to have your head chopped off in virtual reality, there is no fucking way it could cause young healthy people like Harry and Belanna to have heart attacks in real life. I've had dreams where I've died in horrible ways and all I did was wake up and my heart wasn't even beating fast.
>>223880087We've tried that with NuttyYahoo.It doesn't work.
>>223880367the concept is plausible enough. its worse that theres only half a dozen of them.
>>223880253>about your lack of understandfucking retard
>>223879380Sure feels like summer in here
>Neelix and Tuvok got merged with orchid sex enzymes in a transporter>Tuvix has flower pattern fabric in his uniformbravo
>>223878139They could have taxidermied him and put him back in his chair
>>223876019It's in top 5, but only because there's so few of them.
>>223875980>>223876033Wasn't Roddenberry fired by then?So his contribution to Trek lore was negligible or what?
>>223876216
crazy how fast it went from >Tuvix is a pretty cool guyto>Ew this thing needs to die It would have been more emotional if they didn't have him act in such an undignified way that neither Tuvox nor Neelix ever would
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Worst trek romance of all time?
>>223881835no, that would be kira x odo
>>223881860no that would be Dax x Anyone
>>223881835Gotta be Seven of Nine and Chakotay. There is not a single person alive who wanted it and they had negative chemistry.
>that episode where Odo is tired of being cucked and just has an autistic meltdownEasily the saddest thing in all of Trek.He didn't deserve that pain.
>>223881905Odo in his yearning phase was what I really enjoyed. Once he and Kira actually get together it sucks
imagine all the bizarre, depraved sex acts you could do with odo
I will say Odo and Kira actors did have good chemistry; I just didn't buy all the hokey lovey-dovey stuff their relationship devolved into
>>223881835Troi and Worf
>>223881949>Imagine all the bizarre, depraved sex acts you could do with odoI already have. But with Shran
>>223880875Star Trek Mimetic Simbiot Sex
>>223882322Mate-a with DataWhore with Lore
Who is the better lover though, Data or Odo?
>>223882492Data better at sex Odo better at relationship
>>223882492Odo
Fully. Functional.
>>223882322Newb still doesn't get it
>>223881874This is the right answer.
Tell us more about how DS9 and VOY weren't allowed to acknowledge each other or use each other's characters because of split rights.
>>223881949Yeah, but Odo wouldn't feel anything from it. Better to get freaky with Species 8472 since they consider all other biologicals to be filth, so they'd be alternately disgusted and aroused.
>>2238830928472 also has five sexes and three legs, who knows what kind of crazy fucking those dudes can do
>>223883035These were at least some gentlemen's agreements, like DS9 never touching the Borg despite being a guaranteed ratings boost.The characters thing doesn't make sense since Dr Zimmerman, the EMH for a second, and Tuvok all appear in DS9, plus the Voyager set shows up as a different Intrepid-class ship.>>223883106Nice.
>It is a genocide. I'm into it.
Do supernatural beings like Nagilum of the Prophets ever randomly encounter each other while going about tjeir existence?
>>223883181No, didn't you hear? They were LEGALLY not allowed to touch each other's stuff, even though they did... many times, in fact. That's why Voyager was off in the Delta Quadrant. Because of Paramount and Viacom. This is absolutely, 100% the truth.
>>223883240One would assume. Maybe not so much the prophets being all locked in a wormhole or whatever but I could easily imagine the Q poking around trying to dab on other transcendents.
>>223882492Data is limited by being a solid. Odo can do all sorts of depraved, unspeakable things.
I've been playing the voyager game. It's actually fun.
>>223883466>Data is limited by being a solid. Odo can do all sorts of depraved, unspeakable things.Yes but data has one think odo can never have. Data has a positronic brain. This means his brain utilizes positronium, a short lived element made of an electron and a positron orbiting a mutual point. It has no protons (or anti protons) or neutrons, therefore it has no hadrons. Therefore there are portions of Data that have no QUAAAAAAAAARK
alright guys, watching Lower Decks.
>>223883630Be sure to report to the Disintegration Chamber afterwards. You've been selected.
>>223883552>the voyager gameI thought you meant Elite Force and then I realized that you're actually gay.
>>223883561
>>223883641How can you hate this?
>>223883641Sheeeesshh!! Relax! It's just a pizza! Have a sense of gumor!
>>223883802I was raised by parents who love me. Anyway, I know you want the attention (especially if it's negative attention) so this'll be my last post to you.
>>223883825I agree with this post
>>223881086the akoocheemoya legacy
>>223884002>>223881086Who wore it better?
>>223883630>>223883802Also I just wanted to put it out there that YES I am trans.
>>223876216He also disguised himself as a jap on mission impossible
Reading up on the trivia for yesterday's episode, it turns out that the band Information Society used a line from "Wolf in the Fold" on their song "Walking Away" (when Scotty says "Let's go see"). This wouldn't be worth mentioning normally, but they also sampled Spock's line in "Errand of Mercy" for the song "What's On Your Mind" ("Pure Energy"). I knew about the latter, I just thought it was a one-off. Memory-Alpha provides some other examples from their less popular songs on the page "Star Trek parodies and pop culture references (music)" it's quite fascinating stuff.Tonight's episode is the famous (and to some infamous) "The Trouble with Tribbles". See you in an hour or so.
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>>223884793>Zatto wudo be mosto irrogicaru, Captain-sama.
>>223883552It's a nice crew-management game. And you can torment Harry Kim.\
>>223883322Q would go to the wormhole, realize the Prophets are even more boring than Picard, then never go back. Not even to hid from the Continuum, they're that bad.
>>223883817Explain what you mean when you say this
>>223885260I don’t really understand how dimensionally or temporal mechanics are supposed to work in Star Trek. Like the prophets exist outside time but can see the future but don’t recognize the emissary when he first shows up and so on and so forth. It don’t make no sense.
>>223885216yep that's a schizo's stove alright
>>223885409Just don't think about it.
>>223885565I’m willing to suspend it all given I like the franchise but I wish they hadn’t played so heavily to it all the time. It’s lazy writing and they just kept doing it.>uh yeah temporal coldwar, that’s the ticket
>>223884793HIGHRRY IRROGICU
Having finished TOS, I’m just starting up TAS. I’m surprised how authentic it all feels to the original. The animation is limited and the lip sync is a bit fucky, but it’s 2/2 on the scripts thusfar. I enjoy the detailed backgrounds and more alien looking designs animation is capable of facilitating. The biggest change is the pacing due to the shorter runtime of the episodes.
>>223885613Ds9 is the shittiest crap. I have thrown physical copies of DS9 in the garbage
>>223885641Animation is gay grow a cock and balls and fall in love with some girls boobs or her but or something I’m sick of all this gay sexual undertone
>>223885651I grew up with it so I find it comfy, but I get what you’re saying. It’s not for everyone.
>>223884555Honestly, what's there to say about this episode that hasn't been said? Nice sort of slice of life plot that gradually turns into a big Klingon affair, but still focuses mostly on the Tribbles themselves between all the grain politics. The mention of the Organian Treaty was a good touch, especially since it's the justification for the whole affair of being forced to play nice on the station. That barroom brawl was expertly done, especially the long gag with Cyrano and his drinks. I don't wonder if the mayhem on this station may have served as partial inspiration for DS9, especially since I know that their anniversary/homage episode has Sisko and several others travel back in time to this stardate.An excellent recasting of William Campbell into a role that could've been just another stodgy war-hungry sort like we saw in "Errand of Mercy" and "Friday's Child". I had thought Captain Koloth came across as similar to Trelane, I just didn't realize he was the same actor until I checked Memory-Alpha afterwards.
>>223886032You should watch Trials and Tribble-ations next.
>>223886069Nah, a nice bloody steak is what not being gay smells like. You eat like a fucking faggot. Nice rabbit food schizo, no wonder your brain is atrophying. Get some protein in you.
>>223886081It'd be a little funny, but I wanna stick with release order. If it's an episode I had seen before (like Rapture, or In The Cards) I would, but it'd be my first time. I wanna save it for when I know the cast better, to understand how ludicrous it really is.
>>223875156>that gifWho the fuck was the supposed to hurt?
>>223885625Shit like this is why I keep coming back
>>223886126I think this is an acceptable sequence break for being able to see it in direct comparison to the original. This is your only chance to watch them both back to back with fresh eyes, and when you get to that point in release order you can reevaluate with the new context you've gained.I can say it is a good standalone without needing much knowledge on the characters. About the only thing you need to know is that Dax is older than she looks.
>>223886217>This is your only chance to watch them both back to back with fresh eyesYou've convinced me. This is indeed a rare opportunity. I shall return shortly.
>>223886221I haven’t been here in a while and I’d forgotten how utterly batshit insane some of the regulars are. Good to see some things never change.
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>>223886319Your pots and pans are old hand-me-downs, your stove is grimey, everything you included in that picture is the home of a poor person. You are not rich. You are delusional and insane.
>>223875156Now imagine doing that 2 times a day almost 365 days a year while having a 20 minute wrestling match before and you understand why Hulk Hogan was fucked up at the end of his life
What do you think of the Magic: the Gathering reveals so far, /trek/?https://scryfall.com/search?q=set%3Atrk%2Csds%2Ctrc%2Ctttrc%2Cttrk%2Ctsds&order=color&as=grid&unique=artJust remember that:>Previews haven't finished yet.>Characters can get multiple cards.>Some of these cards are intentionally weak as they were designed for new player products.>A handful of cards with two card names are "reskins" of older cards. While they can be given a new Trek-y name and art, other gameplay text can't be changed.
>>223886462Just put the fries in the bag, bozo
>>223886217Immediately, when we see the pair of suits from Temporal Investigations, they reminded me a little of Undersecretary Baris and his assistant, Darvin. Darvin pretending to be Wattle in the future/present threw out that line about Kivas & Trillium, which was also Spock's cover on Organia during "Errand of Mercy". It'd be immediately dismissed as just a nod to the original series, so it serving as foreshadowing is really well done. I also thought the small bit of exposition on the Orbs was inserted quite well, though it does still take for granted that the audience knows what Bajorans & Cardassians are.The most enjoyable moments were the ones that played with the time-travel elements moreso than the original episode's plot. O'Brien & Bashir being confused by the turbolift, Sisko slapping his chest before remembering the portable communicators, and then Bashir thinking he had to seduce his own great-grandmother to save his own existence. O'Brien's complete refusal to entertain the notion was hilarious. Worf refusing to discuss the weird physical differences between him and old Klingons "with outsiders", eh. Felt the same way about Dax reading out Spock's statistics line and Sisko politely thanking her (ordering her to stop), which felt a bit hackish when they had them share a look later on as Spock actually recited it offscreen.When Darvin was talking about his statue in the halls of glory, he said that other Klingon statues tend to be very "generic". I don't know if this is another reference I have yet to gain understanding for, or just something specific to the character for the purpose of giving him reason to mention holding a Tribble-bomb (completely ludicrous, fairly enjoyable).The one thing the ending could've had to make it really perfect would be Worf's reaction to seeing the Promenade crawling with the mortal enemies of the empire, but seeing Quark balance one on his head like the K-7 Barkeep made it come very near to perfection.
Well, that was batshit.
>>223885376I'm just tellin' someone to lighten up a little! Maybe catch a flick or something!
Data looked very Autumnal here. ( First contact )
