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Surely the BBC must have included in the contract a minimum screen time for her tits, right? I imagine the viewing figures have already plummetted this season aa people lose hope.

Jesus christ Miranda's tits

forgot this stupid yawning thing

kek that its Ross of all people getting done in plain sight after all his paranoia

kek the dramatic cuts to Jerry, Ross, Maya, James intersperced with Miranda's jiggling tits.

Kemp with the Shakespeare

RIP Ross he was funny

>>223876509
Shows how much work the edit does because Ross looked like he'd clocked something suspicious and then when he found out he didn't even realise it was James and Maya lmao

This series is pretty dull desu. Half the celebrities clearly down give a shit about the game

Fuck yes Jerry is still in.

Jerry Hall is genuinely a buff for The faithfuls as she is a literal retard

If any single person besides her was in that room both jama and James Macallister would be voted out but Jerry is a retard

kek the kombuchas

Yes Jerry it wasn’t strange it was only you Maya and James and Ross in a room and they yawned over 50 times then Ross yawned once and got killed

Dumb cunt

Another darkie for the chopping block then

>>223876540
I think the Traitor choice this year was a bad choice and set the series down a "meh" trajectory
>Richard E. Grant was clearly who they were banking the entire series on, as the main character, and he fucked that up and got banished first
>James doesn't even want to be a Traitor
>Hannah was a dumb recruitment and was doomed from the start, and was a nervous wreck
>Maya just isn't an interesting Traitor
>Kenny is pretty good but is a late addition.

Basically they banked an entire series on Richard and once he fucked up, they were lost, so they're just plodding along.

>hey guys clearly the traitors were with Ross kemp last night
>completely ignore the fact he was in a room was James and Jama all night
>it most be bosh or Leanne just……… BECAUSE

Wow an actual interesting mission that has to do with the game and could potentially alter it for once.

>>223876668
Yeah should have just changed the rules to keep Richard in, it’s a fucking tv show who cares about the rules just add a secret way for him to stay in, introduce the traitors traitor or something for him to do something in the shadows

Feels like a 2.5 minute game from the Medieval Zone on the Crystal Maze

Black man in black gloves and a black beanie creeping around stealing things is a good look

>A mission that actually matters for once

>>223876697
They could have done Secret Traitor again.

Maya is a retard

I’m really getting sick of that fat bitch Miranda and her Miss Marple act

I support James, he is right not to move

>WAWA NO MY ADHD DOESN'T LET ME WATCH A 60 MINUTE TV SHOW!!! I NEED TO SKIP THE CHALLENGES BECUASE THEY'RE NOT AS STIMULATING AS A TIKTOK VIDEO!!!1!!!
Grow up. All of you.

Wait so what’s everyone’s goal again?

kek based Kenny tormenting the faithfuls

Kenny is genuinely a really, really good traitor

>>223876913
The show got more interesting when he was chosen, I was saying earlier but the Traitor choices were bad, and he's been the only good one. Better than James Acaster going WAHHHH

BREAK MIRANDAS SHIELD GET HER FAT ASS OUT

>>223876889
What thread are you on? People are praising the mission

>Michael gloating
Kenny finna murder his ass the next night when he has no shield, he only got saved by Maya getting shook

Why would James think the traitors breaking his shield would be a punishment? He can’t be killed by the traitors?

They are genuinely piss poor traitors. They've got no plans or schemes at all

tfw no tv loicense

Please tell me Miranda’s fat ass didn’t get a shield?

Kenny's floor trick worked. Based megamind

Didn’t Ramesh pretty much just cheat?

Would you let Bash bottom for you?

The traitors have lucked out again. At least it was funny when Alan Carr fumbled his way through

Nah that’s not fair at all

Miranda is extremely fat and pushes more pressure on the floor so when someone moves near her it will make the planks move

Cheating fat bitch

>>223876992
Every Traitor Plan this series has been "Shit, we've fucked up. Time to course correct" or "Shit, we've recruited the wrong person, they're useless" (except Kenny)

Lads isn’t this kind of a meta if you are a faithful?

Anytime someone accuses you turn and say “I believe you are setting me up now and you are actually a traitor therefore if I get voted out everyone will know I’m a faithful and you are a traitor”


Therefore you get rid of the person who got you voted out or it makes people scared to vote for you

Big brain Joanne

This is the level genius that glaswegians are famous for.
>>223877033
The lanky traitor could have pulled the same tactic to prove he was faithful.

>>223876992
They're no Rachel and Stephen that's for sure. Or Wossy. Hell, even Alan was better bumbling about.

>>223877121
No. Someone tried that during series 4 (Harriet) where she told them to banish her to prove that she's a faithful and the person she's accusing (Rachel) is a Traitor. They banish her, and Rachel still won the whole series.

I’m convinced this show is kind of fake now, no human on earth can resist putting the blindfold on so they can partially see, it’s human nature

Does she not know what debunked means?

Miranda brought up the floorboards thing and debunking it was on purpose so she could still accuse Joanne to make others vote for her that way she doesn’t look suspicious as the main accuser

Leanne gloves giving me a boner

if you had to shag one of the remaining faithfuls who would you pick

>>223877247
Hannah

Fuck your rules

>>223877247
Leigh Anne obv

So Leanne is getting voted out for having a dance?

>>223877247
James Blunt

GET THE COLOURED LASS OUT

Jerry needs to be voted out for being a liability to the faithfuls

She contributes nothing

>>223877247
Jerry

Without getting rid of a traitor Jerry is by far the best person to get rid off

NOOOOOO JERRY BROS

Caramel waifu bros we survived again

If you come at the blunt you best not miss

Begone Jerry you cunt

I really wanted Jerry to win because it'd have been kino for her to blag her way to victory

What the fuck makes Jerry an icon? That she was in Batman?

>>223877336
Think that was Michael's thinking. If they're wrong its no loss in terms of challenges and sussing out the traitors.

So now the castle has finally stopped being a carehome.

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>>223877336
>>223877381
Its a good meta strategy to be honest. Voting out Traitors early games just causes them to recruit someone else, as we've seen. So just vote out the poor faithfuls.

Crazy how theres always a couple of faithfuls who can't pass the hypotheticals test.

>>223877301
>>223877336
Yeah it was Michael's suggestion, if you can't think of a Traitor, vote out a bad faithful.

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stutter waifu on Traitors Uncloaked

FAZ BRUVS WE'RE BACK

>>223877559
I like how he made it to the end because everyone liked him and just wanted to keep him around. Also hardly ever got suspected and the only time he did get accused he responded with "Yeah that's fine I'm not arsed"

Really sick of people calling Jerry an icon, she was in one Batman movie and in a few B movies

>>223877541
Confirned BBC queen.

James Acaster is such a pussy