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PREVIOUSLY:>4chan was down!>Omar got a warning for his behaviour towards Rhianna.TONIGHT:>4chan is up!>Sam and Twinks are annoyed at the lack of appreciation for their handcuff task
The Omar and Rhianna episode now makes Big Brother history as the 3rd most OFCOM complained incident, behind Roxanne Pallet and Shilpa Shetti/Jade. Here's more info on what happened and why most of it wasn't aired.
>>223877244Christ the amount of fat HR karen-esque women this has riled up. They all have an "abusive ex just like Omar" too.
Why weren't there mental health experts talking to Chelsey about her toxic behaviour towards Lynx? If he'd drowned Jedward in the jacuzzi that night he chimped out, it would have been her fault.
Didn't think I'd be making a Baked Potato meme in 2026 but here we are.
>>223877453Yeah she's the one who started that train over her own trauma
Bros I missed you yesterday it was weird watching this alone>Sam elated he was going to sleep with (next to) a woman for the first time
>Lynx, Yasmin and HarryThey could all be backdoor evicted right now and nothing of value would be lost.
>Twinks endorsing incestGET HER LOCKED UP
Looks like a 3 minute skill game from the Aztec zoneBit like>>223876706
>The muslim objects to pedophilia and incest.
> Women have mental autonomy, they can think for themselves, we should believe them> Rhianna doesn't know what she's saying when she says she's not being controlled, she's been manipulated by a double digit IQ roadman
>>223877533Get her to meet Gani
>woman kills her younger, male siblingsOf course Twinks would find that iconic. Tell us the one about the healthcare research again.
>>223877561Evil men remove the thoughts from womens' brains with their incel brainwaves chud
>>223877561Twitter is in a tizzy again over this because its>Believe all women! Protect women from controlling relationships sidevs>Uhmm Muslims dont control women thats a misconception sideIt's Ali vs Khaled all over agian
>Caveperson
>>223877594Those same women are going to beg for their daughters to marry an Omar, men like him will be the kindest husbands in the Britistan caliphate
So we're all putting our votes on Twinks, correct?
>>223877172You think they made Twinks a caveman because she beat people over the head with political opinions like a caveman with a club?
>>223877723That or the jawline
>>223877697>So we're all putting our votes on Twinks, correct?No, she's fit and unstable. We're all piling on Harry.
>>223877754Quit the psyop, she might be a laugh but eviction is the only chance to stop her, if she makes the final she wins
When is the final?
>fat people didn't exist in the 80s>they therefore can't make an outfit for Yasmin and just plonk her in a black thing with a tutukek
>>223877800Two weeks tomorrow.
>>223877785Yasmin seems out the running now. Twinks is favourite I think, followed by Catrin, then Sam.
>>223877800Two weeks
>>223877806>>223877820based I will be home for it then
>>223877800>>223877806Its also not the final episode, there'll be an episode the next day called Big Brother: The Reunion where they're all put in a room to "reminisce" aka "we know this series was actually a ratings success for once and we wanna milk it some more with the potential of Johanne vs Roxanne final round"
>Lynx is an ESLProps to him, I honestly didn't know.
>>223877785Personally im fine with Twinks staying in another week because she causes drama with Phillip and Rochelle. Plus I dont think she'll win the whole thing
Omar's been pozzed by the BB councillor and now Rihanna is getting the ick
>Omar after his brainwashing sessions in the Ministry of LoveHe seems lobotomized
The therapy speak BB has fed to Omar is giving her the ick kek
I missed the start, did they take the handcuffs early or cuck out?
>>223877894Haha snap
We're now watching what is to all intents and purposes scripted content now with omar and rhianna. Can this be considered reality telly any more?
Based Sam farting on feminists
>>223877914They succeeded and took it off at the beginning of the show
>>223877914Cucked out in hopes that it'll win over the house.
>>223877936Big Brother has been an ironic name for this show for it's entire ITV run, probably longer, I missed the arse end of C5
>>223877958>>223877954A rare miscalculation from the Sam-urai
Since I couldn't comment on it yesterday, does anyone else think that Rochelle fucked up the handcuff thing? You're meant to handcuff two people who don't like each other, not two friends. They didn't give a fuck. Yet Rochelle acted like she massively screwed them over.
>>223877785It's your vote. You asked how to cast it. Do what you like, but know that if Harry wins, I'm holding you personally responsible.
>>223877975I didn't ask, that was another anon faggot, shockingly there are more than 2 people here
>>223877244>you WILL be indoctrinated into militant feminismYou just know the "mental health professional" was a fat misandrist cunt lecturing him about "modern sensibilities"Fuck ITV, fuck Ofcom, fuck the establishment
>>223877971If it were me I'd have handcuffed Twinks to Yasmin to turn them against each other, I want a repeat of Ali vs. Hanah.
>>223877975I didn't vote to evict Harry though so hold me responsible all you like
>>223877990Sorry, I just lump all faggots into one huge gigafaggot. I find it easier to deal with their existence that way.
Nena Cherry?
>>223877594So, was islam right about women?
>>223877754She's not fit at all and her retarded ideas shouldn't be given a platform on TVAll votes on Twinks
>>223878002she used me as a pond init lichrally
Harry looks like Theo Von
I hate this segment
>>223878006>Faggot retard wants faggot retard who has done fuck all for six weeks to stay for a seventh week.Yeah, we know.
>depechy
Seriously the entire episode is a bunch of shit crystal maze knockoffs fuck sake
How did they get the one poof who knows nothing about disco
I got them all (I'm gay)
Someone put a coin in Phillip this episode. I guess he knows he's gonna be getting TV time for the tasks
Getting a bit tired of Sam constantly complaining about the "hierarchy" with repulsive TwinksIt's like he's going for the victimhood position. Alphas rise to the top, why didn't Sam just do that instead of complaining?
>Rochelle complains about people doing relationships to get more TV time>Has a totally real meltdown later over food to get more TV time
Didn't they get like 1 song right?
> give two vegetarians carcasses> make the fat wog do exercise> trolling crying housematesWhich one of you lot got a job at ITV
>>223878134I think what happened with Omar has spooked them all. Since >>223877244 says he was called to the diary room a lot and in there for hours. And also we know Rhianna's been called to the diary room a lot to ask if she's okay. Now Omar is all "2 + 2 = 5, We've always been at war with Eurasia." They're all probably watching themselves. So Philip puts on the mask again.
Did anyone get any pictures of Catrin's slagmeat yesterday? It was a rare occurrence of her actually showing something
>>223878166>um i'm a victim feel sorry for me>but also i will censor and control what is allowed to be said This hierarchy shit is just Twinks reinforcing the modus operandi of all these feminist cunts. She couldn't wait to jump on something that labelled her a victim
Sam needs to learn not to give in to Rochelle. She's very ungrateful
>>223878172And she's close with Rhianna, who is in a relationship to get with TV time.>>223878210Yeah Ali also had a hierarchy
Twinks sexy dance
>"I am made of magic">Cuts to Harry looking a bit worried Kek
>LE HECKIN CHILDRERINO BE STARVIN IN MUH HECKIN WHOLESOME AFRICERINOClearly not enough since Yasmin is a thing.
> booky> neggyCoincidentally Lynx has a couple of cousins with these names
>>223878296>Lynx Africa>Booky Africa>Neggy Africa
>>223878278This is why we open our borders to them anon so they can gorge and become obese entitled cunts who then clog up our healthcare system. Diversity is our strength.
>>223878305> Booky AfricaGonna start saying this instead of Burkina Faso because I never learned how to pronounce it
Man this episodes been ass
GK Barry sex on legs
80s aerobic mode Rochelle
This is genuinely embarrassing behaviour. Even Jedward would be ashamed
Rochelle is such a narcissistic boomer freak
>That shot of smiling Rochelle hugging a miserable OmarLol fucking seriously
>>223878358Yeah they've all become neutered due to the Ofcom complaints. Same happened with the two celebrity Big Brother seasons once the housemates realized the controversy.
>>223878380If she were here last year I wonder if she would have seethed at Richard's existence like Caroline did.
THE HIERARCHY IS CRACKINGSAM HAS WON
>lets see what the public thinkDon't like it when they refer to us
Omar is so castrated right now, like a buckbroken bear in a Chinese mall zoo
>>223878422They know you are watching them anon
>>223878358Yeah, dogshit episodeWaste of timeI miss Channel 5 BB
>>223878414They were always gonna turn on each other.
>>223878434They told me through my TV that they're watching him through his TV
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE FUN AT A PARTY THIS IS LITERALLY FEMINIST GENOCIDE!
Can't they afford makeup artists at ITV any more? Do they just let JK slap it on herself with a shovel?
>25 minutes of shite task>10 minutes of put on rochelle melty for air time>5 minutes of Frankie/Yasmin/Lynx irrelevant shite>20 minutes of HIERARCHY HIERARCHYThis series really went to shit. Still 2 more weeks of this as well.
>>223878434>>223878457Did anyone else see when Twinks looked at the camera and say my name, address and bank details, or did everyone hear their own details?
>>223878492Hopefully they do some stuff for Halloween week. They've done backdoor evictions etc before
>>223878492It's gone from the best ITV series to the worst in 5 episodes, unbelievable fumble and completely self-inflicted
GK Barry looking especially peng af tonight with the turtleneck/tights/boots combo.
>ITV: we need to ask Rhi if she is ok 10 times a day, give her hand signals she can do if she is in danger and bring in some fat HR roastie to indoctrinate Omar into thinking like a perpetual victim feminist>Channel 5:
What happened to the tennis balls?
>>223878492They must have made it longer because they thought it was their swan song. I bet they're regretting that now. If it ended normally there would have been a spurt of energy from everyone for the final week and people would have forgotten those two dull weeks and it would have went down as a classic series.They're going out with such a whimper. If this is the end, no one will miss it.
>>223878563The producers only bought 2 tubes
>>223878492Yeah, it's really dragging badlyTerrible cast again this year and then they actually sprayed liquid shit all over it by bringing in Twinks
>>223878598There was supposed to be more celebs going in. Tiffany Polard (the "David's dead" one) was supposed to go in
>>223878562>you now remember irish caveman connor joking about raping deana with an epilator and still walking away with £500k
>Baked Potato spazzes out at Omar / Rhianna>Big Brother acquiesces by turning them into a gender swapped version of pic related with Omar in BP's position.I hope she's pleased with herself.
>>223878626If the balls were legit and they cancelled Tiffany Pollard just to try and prove the people who threw it wrong, that's hilariousTerrorism works
>>223878506Happened to me she said she's going to drain every drop of semen from my body. Sent a complaint to ofcom but they've dismissed it.
>>223878626I'm guessing they realised how much that was spoiling the dynamics of the house and interrupting the flow of the series. No point spending more money.Jedward were surprisingly based and brought some drama, but Gemma Collins, they may as well have just thrown that 30 grand down the shitter and took the show off the air for a few days.They must have thought that people would miss the celeb version not being on, so they'd need their fix of z-list celebs. That's not why people watch it.
>>223878563They said they put fences upBut this may well be the case>>223878599
>>223878651I do remember all the roastoid seethe that Conor caused on the shitital spy forum lmao
Who the fuck is this woofter?
who the fuck is this bent cunt?
Lads, I can't stop looking at Grace's thighs. I'd have those for Sunday dinner!
>Horrid HenryOkay this bender is based.
This guy tuts way too much while he's talking
>>223878544They've clearly shit themselves with all the complaints, and the housemates are also either in the know or have caught on somethings up. Thats why Philip was worried.
It really shows you how fucking worthless Harry is that the guest bender can't even be arsed to justify his existence but manages to praise Catrin, who has no value other than eye candy.
>Kate thinks the Flintstones was reveal and cavemen lived with dinosaurs.
>Based bender calling Omar a bumClassless, you could say.
>Casey BatchelorNow that's a name I've not jacked in a long time.
