wtf did I just watch
>>223882874Kino
if you hate gay men you are gay
>>223882874pre 9/11 suburban nostalgia kinohated on /tv/ because of the gay dad though
>>223883000Deserved hate. Ruined the movie
>>223882874I don't know, do I live in your house retard? Wtf
>>223882874>LOOK AT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IVE FILMED>[it's a fucking plastic bag]>MY DAD IS A NAZI!>[who reveals he's a fag throwing himself at midlife crisis man]>YOUR DAD IS DEAD>[creepily stares at body]Probably the worst Best Picture winner of the 90s in terms of how it aged.
>>223882874>I like to jack off in the shower and not fuck my wife>ooh trash in the wind>50 minutes of gay kissing and foreplay scenes>it just sort of... ends
>>223882874My brother is a film major and had an assignment where he had to explain the plot of a movie to a classmate who hadn’t seen it. He chose American Beauty and after he was done explaining it his classmate just went “What the fuck…”
>>223882940These are the posts I come here for
>>223882874white male rage: the movie
>>223883118Ehhh Shakespeare in Love was worse.
Watch the Family Guy parody instead. It's like 6 minutes long and a better use of your time.
>>223883328Family guy is pure cancer
>>223882874A plastic bag floating in the wind
>>223882874gen x slop. the circle of life. the reason why everything fucking sucks now.
>>223883328>Watch the Family Guy parodyonce you're 15 or so, it's time to stop watching Family Guy
>>223882937This. Hugging gay men and slurping their penis means you’re straight.
>>223882937If you hate Trump you are Trump
>>223882874I'm going to guess American Beauty?
>>223884205I'm literally orange?
>>223882874>>223883328What if you just watched American Dad instead?
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THORA’S BOOBS?