YOU CAN ******* EVERYTHING
>>223896056Why come she looks like that?
>>223896099american
>>223896056One of the most obnoxious pics of a human being I've ever seen, not surprised it gets spammed here
>>223896118And she still wouldn’t give your brown ass the time of day.
First movie i ever saw in theater solo. Well worth it. The amount of times I wanted to ask the couple next to me if they were gonna finish their popcorn is absurd
Great movie. My husband and I were a little scared of the fat fuck next to us who kept eyeing my popcorn
>>223896123she reminds me more of Mad Magazine
>>223896056She looks like Roger Ebert lmao
>>223896123>>223896191kek
>>223896056would.
>>223896056you can basically watch this as an amber heard biopic
>>223896123>>223896056>>223896099There was this girl on my dating app who used a group pic with her 10/10 friend who looked like this, I will see if I can find the screenshot
I boughted tickets to this last week and woughtched the movie. I really likinged it.
>>223896056thats not the same person, I swear
>>223896204I have his pez dispenser.
>>223896402it's... a heckin' doppelganger!
>>223896056She looks like a cartoon character. Like if Elmer Fudd had a gf
>>223896056Except anal, you can't have that.
She was raped.
>>223896901WHO BLOODY LAWFED?
>>223896137Don't click
>>223896123Separated at birth?
>>223896056The director and Amanda Seyfried are so obviously not used to being around pathologic liars. They cannot comprehend that to these people the ends justifies the means and they will manipulate every psychological lever you present to them
>>223896056Correct me if I'm wrong, or missed something, but the actual scene in the movie where this exchange takes place has absolutely no context. The exchange just starts mid-conversation in the movie, "why would I deceive you", but it's never explained what the topic was that brought on this dialogue from Holmes. The scene plays better in the trailer than the actual movie.
You can sneed everything (formerly Chuck’s)
>>223897808>It's 4D chess grandmaster!They've done brain scans of diagnosed pathological liars and were genuinely surprised their brains run SLOWER than the rest of us. This is a survival mechanism.
>>223898024It was Elizabeth and Billy's last day in the San Diego beach house before leaving for Texas, so my assumption was it was just a kind of "wrap-up" or "post mortum" interview Nathan was having with her about the experience over the last 30 days in-general.
>>223897808You must not know much about who Nathan Fielder is and his body of work as a whole. He’s very accustomed to being around freaks like this.
Hell I'd do 'er
I watched this movie and now I feel like I know even less about her than before.
>>223898520I thought it was weird her dad dropped the rape bomb before Billy cut him off and Nathan never met up with the dad for a one-on-one interview so that fucker Billy couldn't stop sabotaging.
>>223896118americans look like elves?
>>223898559The whiplash from bursting out laughing at her dad being a former Enron exec, to him saying "yeah it all went wrong for Liz when she got RAPED" was insane.
>>223898245They’re not 4d chess players. They’re participating in a game they’re not following the rules of and everyone around them is trying to assume they’re playing in good faith. One second Holmes is the badass girl boss who will change the world and the next moment she’s a mental divergent who can’t be held accountable for the actions of the men around her or those serving under her in the company she is literally running. The narrative always seems to break in her favor when she and her husband are trying to weave the tail. The director and Amanda are trying to “make sense of it”. It’s not that deep. It is entertaining how shamelessly and casually they lie though.
>as you can see I've hit the wall
>>223898258I’m surrounded by pathological liars and grifters constantly
>>223898705*tale
>>223896204I ate so much pussy when I was younger and horny I just know I'm gonna lose my jaw. Fuck.
Does she still fake the deep voice?
>>223898709>A person can hit a wall
>>223898717Okay, did anyone ask?
>>223898559The movie doesn't want to go in deoth about nothing. It seems like it just collects scenes based on how awkward they are. The same thing happens with the scene where Nathan interview Billy's business partner, it's only included because Billy tries to shut down the interview. The movie is full of micro-engagement bait, but ultimately it's a movie about nothing.
>>223898748Yes. And then when she wants to be seen as vulnerable or weepy for sympathy points she turns it off.
>>223898790>The movie doesn't *seem to want to go in *depth about anything.
>>223898790>it's a movie about nothingIt's a movie about sociopathy.
>pretends to be so retarded that she can't grasp the semantics of the Who's On First routine>movie starts with her engaged in a legal battle over usage of the word "I" vs "they"
>>223896123>>223896200gosh are the jew struggling at this point… >YO BRUH SHE LOOK LIKE UMM YOU KNOW >DAMN BRUH SHE LOOK LIKE MEME BRUHthis is sad.
>>223896204IT'S TIME TO PUT ON MAKEUPIT'S TIME TO DRESS UP RIGHT
Why are they shilling this movie so much?
>>223896056>>223896099>>223896123
>>223898913>the jew
>>223896507Most likely not true
>>223898717Same
>>223899893Nobody is forcing you to be here.
>>223900244I wasn't referring to anons. Not everything is about you
>>223900321Yes it is.
>>223898602There were some laughs in a very lefty, hipster theater I saw the movie in when he says she got raped. I feel like people were mostly laughing out of shock but I found the energy in the theater fucked in that moment
based on this movie, would you hang out with Amanda Seyfried IRL? how much of her role was just an act?
>>223896402Having two kids while also changing personas to scapegoat your TPUSA supporting talldumb bf by pretending to be a basket case can add some poundage to be fair.
>>223900582I'd imagine 95% of it was an act, but yes I'd hang out with her so I can chill with her horses and give them carrots while I crush a 12 pack
>>223896056The one time a woman has given Nathan Fielder fuck-me eyes, except she can't help it because her eyes are always like that.
>>223896099spellcastingpsychic malice
>>223896099>>223896056She invited a Jewish fellow with a camera in and expected a fair treatment and not to be humiliated
>>223898879Didn't catch that
>>223896143Didn't she fuck jeets
>>223898717I don't trust you
>>223900904she's also part jew. related to the same family that makes the yeast packets.
>>223896056she looks like a ventriloquism dummy.
>>223900904How can people say anti-semitic shit like this and not recognize Jewish faicial features?
>>223896123cheesed to meet ya!
>>223896200finding a bunch of mad magazines from the mid 70s was such a joy.>YA DAMN FLOWER POWER KIDSlike it was some heinous insult. so fun to read
is there a decent cam rip or anything of this yet
>>223898879I like how the movie has Enron, Theranos, and WeWork in a cinematic universe of corpo shit
>>223900582She seems like a little bit of a normie trying to blame Elizabeth’s boyfriends for her problems but her cabin looks cozy and she a cute (liked her better before the breast reduction though).
Fun fact: Billy Evans comes from a Mormon family.
>>223898559its not like we didnt know about this before, the dropout covers it. i imagine nathan didn't cover it in ycse out of respect for elizabeth.
>turns your flick into a kinoApologise
>>223898024The doc is about manipulation and the trailer was edited in a way to manipulate people to go buy a ticket.
>>223896402Those two magazine covers are the only times she ever looked hot. In every other image you can see she’s a 6/10 at best and kind of chubby. Her dyed hair did a lot of the heavy lifting too.
>>223896118
>>223896123Cheesed to meet you!
Did anyone else give thought that the last half of the movie could've been entirely made up? There's absolutely no footage or audio of her saying the things that happened in the re-enactments.
>>223903230So has this been replied to by Billy on Twitter?
>>223903262That's the point of the movie, anon. You're supposed to be doubting the documentary itself by the end.
>>223903277
>>223903262But you’d have to wonder if they’d sink that low to just make up shit. Like, why? There’s no reason.
>>223903268>Billy on Twittermore like Grandma on Facebook
>>223903262Sure but those portions have witnesses and the creators open themselves up to civil liability if they make to up
>>223903277Okay, the audience chatter after the show was full of retards then. I also find it funny that Nathan is an elite magician and his character from his show and the doc are all an act. Even the title of the movie suggests the wool being pulled over your eyes.
>>223903277No it’s not. You begin to doubt whether she’s guilty by just being dumb and letting men take the lead.
>>223903294>>223903299The movie ended with the quote of her talking about Amanda not playing her, but playing a character she created.
I definitely felt manipulated myself when the scene about Billy making profit off of the movie. I was pissed that a portion of the ticket to the movie I was in the middle of watching was going to that asshole. Crazy meta.
>>223900487In oregon no one laughed. Was shocking, but no one laughed.
>>223903301Are you 12?
>>223903348Fortunately that part of the deal was axed if you’ll remember and they even talked about it in the movie, he’s not actually receiving any of the profits like he was trying to
>>223900582>based on this movie, would you hang out with Amanda Seyfried IRL?No but I'd hang out with her based on those pics Justin Long took
>>223896056Relentlessly CUTE!
>>223896998This picture looks just like those youtube creepypasta horror vids, spc shit
>>223898520It made me end up like Nathan which i wonder if he knew that'd happen, I was almost convinced she truly believed in everything and just stretched things to a way that she didnt think was as wrong or illegal>>223898559Yeah that was like 1 of 3 juicy moments in the film Billy cuts off, another being the interview with their new employee guy who was saying people always promise more than theyre ready to offer but it made Billy REEEEE
>>223902427literally burst out laughing when nathan interviews the dude in a fucking wework building
>the scene where Nathan shits on Seyfried for effectively doing the same shit her husband was doing yet criticizing him for itFucking killed me, I was the only one in the theater laughing because they all bought into the "HUSBAND BAD" scenes without recognizing the irony.
>>223903454I live in Portland and there was plenty of laughter throughout when I went and saw it.
>>223898790To an extent yeah but there were moments, the scene with Edison opened up and she keeps saying she stands by>it CAN run all these testsAnd Nathan ends up having to acknowledge that her statement while vague can be true in her way of thinking.
>>223903724Nathan would propose something more retarded like making the waiting room a smoker zone to make nosebleeds more common and take blood that way.
>>223900487Scene made me want to laugh but ive got such reflex defenses against the mob that I wouldn't, I did laugh at a lot of other moments kinda like that that few others laughed at
>>223900582Seemed like real Amanda to me, I love her even if shes a bit of a dopey lefty
>>223903753Imagine being such an antisocial contrarian that you disallow yourself to laugh at something funny in a movie if enough other people find it funny and also laugh. Wew lad
>>223900582Amanda Seyfried is a bitter person
>>223900487I was the only one in my theater to laugh at that.
>>223903201I loved how into the experience she got, her instantly thinking their love had to be fake and then Nathan saying it seems real was priceless
>>223903262Not one bit, Nathan would've preferred to show the real stuff but he didnt have any permission to, Evans wasn't kidding with the rules
>>223903697What exactly, something she said to Billy?
purely a behavioral observarion: at least from what we're shown, neither Holmes or Billy seek clarity about anything and they aren't curious about anything. the conversations with fielder were completely one-sided, where they stated their claims and then repeated them. being inquisitive or seeking clarity is too risky and is what someone looking for the truth would do.
>>223903767Its instinct not choice and I said I dont laugh because Im on defense to liberal types glaring or judging irl for thinking making rape the ultimate woman excuse is funny (in this example)
>>223903881She was shitting on Billy for putting words in her mouth through Twitter, using the power of attorney she gave him to say things with her account she either didn't say and/or know about.While starring in a show, playing her, saying things she didn't say. Nathan pointed this out and then just said, effectively "WELL SHE MAY VERY WELL HAVE SAID IT, SHE DESERVED IT FUCK HER". She flipflopped between the whole "camaraderie between women, husband bad" and "well she's a fraudster so fuck her, who cares what we do to her?"
>>223903791Many of those types are, for her sake I hope she felt bad when Kirk was murdered, as much as my bros do i dont wish that kind of harm on 99% of libs
>>223903923Those types of people don't feel bad because in order to hold up their worldviews they must convince themselves that anyone that disagrees with them is ontological evil. And anything you do to ontological evil is ok, isn't it?
>>223903697Okay but the husband is a horrible person and deserves to get nuked alongside the rest of SoCal and Texas.
>>223903864My extensive viewing of docs, the Hulu series, Nathan's movie etc has made me truly wonder if Sunny was the better or worse one I truly have no idea, the way he was in dropout he almost came off as the less guilty one
>>223903946He's a shit, she's a shit, and they're both shit people which is why their co-dependent love for one another comes off as almost genuine, pure love. When she got locked up he probably went from being an absolute doormat pussy to being a hyper-assertive, controlling guy to cope with having to deal with everything on his own.
>>223898913brown post
>>223903943of they can hold multiple feelings about a situation. one part of me felt badly for kirk and badly for the state of the US, but I also laughed because of the irony of Kirk's stance on guns and public executions.
>>223904023>I believe people should be able to own guns>I believe that we should publicly execute the worst criminal offenders>lol isn't it ironic he was ruthlessly publicly murdered with a gun??? I mean, this is what he believed in!!!Something something pretending not to understand things. If you just hate him that's cool, I'm not defending the guy, but it's not irony.
>>223896056for some reason she got an early Angela White face
>>223903913Oh yeah, thanks for the fresher>>223903946Im gonna be not reddit and say hes mostly fine and the only shit that makes him remotely bad is dodging questions to make his wife not look worse before going to prison which is absolutely understandable , his new company idea seems fine
>>223904023Being pro gun has little to do with someone snipe executing you for saying mean words, the notion that you laugh at that says a lot about your character
>>223903909Whatever you say
>>223903864
>>223904149
uhh so has /tv/ caught on to this story about the director Lance Oppenheimer apparently when he was an undergrad gaining access under the pretense of a "school project" to so called "mitigation films" in the justice system where families/suspects make a film pleading to the judge how they such a good boy. and I guess he shopped it to the NYT and now after YCSE success the justice system vultures are out to expose him.pretty damn funny. had a hearty fucking laugh, it's so /tv/ coded I can't believe it
>>223904158Picturing that boomer Sunny getting these messages and just being like "geoood daaaamn" no doubt he had to force a lot around her
>>223904231One of those early shorts was ‘No Jail Time: The Movie’, a roughly 9-minute Op-Doc about sentencing mitigation videos. These are emotionally driven films made by defense teams to persuade a judge to hand down a lighter sentence, and the short profiled attorney Doug Passon, who helps lawyers bring moving pictures into the litigation process.Now, that short is at the center of serious allegations, as reported by Page Six. A public defender filmmaker named Katie Carter has accused Oppenheim of using footage from sentencing mitigation videos she made on behalf of a client without permission and selling it to the New York Times’ Op-Docs section.According to her account, the footage came from videos made for clients represented by the Federal Public Defender facing federal criminal charges. Carter claimed she was shocked to arrive at her office on December 5, 2017, and see an Orleans Parish Juvenile Court judge she had filmed for her client featured in The New York Times.These videos are made for an audience of one, the judge, and often feature defendants’ families and loved ones. That makes questions about consent and how the footage was obtained especially significant.https://fictionhorizon.com/you-can-see-everything-director-lance-oppenheim-faces-allegations-over-his-early-nyt-short-film/
APPARENTLY I CAN'T!I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR MOVIE THAT SAYS I CAN SEE IT, RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE!!!!!!!!!!
>>223904149>>223904158it truly feels like the stars aligned for nathan fielder to get to do this, there's no better documentary subject for him
>>223903697And them changing the word "it" to "something" to change their interpretation of her mindset like how NYT changed it from a character "they made up" to "i made up."
>>223904247She just wanted him for his money. It’s how she survived the board’s first attempt to remove him.
>>223896191I once went to the movies and left my nachos and coke at the seat and a couple next to straight started eating and drinking the stuff....people are crazy nowadays
Nathan likes to portray himself as an outsider but classically he's hot. He has good skin and he's confident and talented.
>>223904465what are you talking about, his acne was distractinghe doesn't have good skin at all
>>223903697>theyIt's a film to think about. You making conclusions in the middle of it is immature. That's why no one else was engaging.
>>223904469Hoo boy take a seat and let me tell you about makeup and hair and all your favorite celebrities
>>223904462>I once went to the moviesI bet
>>223904487most celebrities don't have little red scabs on their faces that you see every time the camera zooms in
DocumentaryTrilogyKino
>>223904510>what is hair and makeupHow are you this ignorant on an 18+ website
>>223904502The Rehearsal Season 2 was the most surreal TV experience I've ever had. When Nathan walked out as young Sully, everything thing broke in my head and I was stuck watching to the end. I know he's some Leaf Kike, but I have to give him a pass for most of his work being autistically resounding for me.>Wholly recommend people watch The Rehearsal.
>>223904290Trump, Baron Trump specifically
>>223904531Ok kirktard
Is it coincidence Billy is a trumper? Nepobaby scam artist?
>>223904531>>223904548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQtYnkV4in0He had just finished turning cloned dogs into the original by re-creating the original's home conditions... His thing in S2 was trying to see if it was possibly to replicate Sully's piloting experience.
>>223904598I understand that, I saw it too. Your offtopic notes about jews and stolen elections or whatever prompted me to question your sanity
>>223904614Don't care about stolen elections, I don't like Jews, but Nathan's OK for now.
>>223904623Ok
>>223903864>>223904149Show Sunny had me expecting someone hotter.
>>223896056>white woman who sleeps with a jeet>turns out to be a massive scamming fraudHonestly all the signs were there. Sane white women don't sleep with jeets.
Lol what kind of person would believe such a conman. Just saying things without proof?
>>223904674Doesn't it highlight her mindset to fuck an ugly dude for 12 years
>>223904679One of them presumably slept with your dad
>>223903898Good post, that's what sums it up for me. That's how sociopathic scammers operate. Very common!
>>223896056Nathan Fielder has to be the greatest jew of all time. he uses his jew magic to produce utter kino and i love him
>>223903864Women are supposed to be more mature than men goddammit
>>223903820They did have creative control, and I think Nathan was trying to say it without saying it
Ok I'm drunk so I might as well say it. I got paid to promote and denigrate movies.
