This was pretty good eh. Flanagan never misses.
>>223904114That poster is cheap and cringe.
>>223904114i didn't watch it yet. are you being ironic or genuine?
>>223904114foota
>>223904114This looks gay and possibly retardedMidnight Mass was good but the ending was pretty badFlanagan will never recover from that
>>223904114I really enjoyed this, especially the way it fleshed out all the characters. Can’t wait to see where they head with season 2.
>>223904332Shut the fuck up, shill bot.
>>223904114Didn’t like the Emaline stuff but most of the ways they modernised it worked well
>>223904114It was good besides >The constant teen music every fucking time a scene transitions or an episode ends >The christcuck mother actually helping Carrie with the account bullying her>Everything with the dyke witches >The massacre that they build up from the opening scene being gay & a nothingburgerThey needed the camp crystal lake team to do some gore for her rampage.
>>223904153It’s cool. Redhead telepath bros eating good this year
>>223904153It's the perfect depiction of Carrie supremacy.
any panties in this???
>Matilda Carrie and the X-Men>goodholy goyim
Should I watch Crystal Lake next?Is Velma's series as good as Shaggy's?>>223904187It's good, but it's teen drama.It's the most bearable form of teen drama I've seen since I was able to consoom it.
>>223904114>Flanagan never misses.lollmao evenOnly the haunting of hill house was actually good. Everything else he directly is hot fucking garbage.
The first episode was boring. It's dumb that a dad character was in it at all but really dumb that they tried to sell him as a paranoid conspiracy theorist when his daughter can literally teleport rocks to crash onto his house. Also, Carrie's mom was completely right about desensitizing kids to violence by having them do active shooter drills. Religious nuts have been right about so many things I don't think it's fair to call them nuts anymore.
>>223904861Oculus was great. Before I Wake was mid. Ouija: Origin of Evil was way better than it should have been. Gerald's Game was good. Doctor Sleep was good.The Life of Chuck was ok.The Haunting of Hill House was great.Midnight Mass was ok.The Midnight Club was decent. He has more hits than misses.
The final episode was straight up garbage
>>223904881The show doesn't really condemn either of Carrie's parents though.In fact the show seems to lend support to the idea that religious homeschooling actually leads to superior human beings in terms of being well-educated, well-spoken, well-read, polite, kind, obedient, and self-sufficient.The only problem is that people with all these qualities are doomed to fail, and the show explores the real world reasons why. Because the modern schooling system and world at large is degenerate and will victimize and exploit these people without mercy. So Carrie's mom and dad are both entirely justified in their beliefs, especially given the revelations in our own world with Epstein, CIA conspiracies and mossad black ops.And it gives a very pragmatic explanation of why homeschooling produces poorly adjusted children, not because of a flaw inherent in the home but because of the unfixable flaw of society and modern culture.Later on you even see Carrie's dad's ghost (a projection of her own subconscious memory of him) finds rest after seeing his little girl finally come into her own.Carrie would have turned out alright if not for Chris, but sometimes all it takes is one malicious evil act to ruin a life.
>>223904114This show took the most defining moment of the book and the movies and stole it from the main character to give to some random lesbo so that Flanagan can start his own gay fucking MCU. FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
>>223904960The problem is that they were sequel-baiting Amazon for s2 and s3, which they could only do with the introduction of the donut steal characters.Flanagan's grand plan is to do The Dark Tower, so he's laying the groundwork for a Stephen King cinematic universe.Carrie has The Shine and those other espers are meant to be part of The Shop.
>>223904114retard
>>223904114Every "women are oppressed" and the interview parts were really cringe. They ruined the show.
Her parents are just like me
>>223904965Well said.
>>223904114it's shit. not worth your time.
>>223904114>Carrie this dumb bitch into a gym
>>223904114First 4 or however many episodes were decent, the last 2 were garbage. They did a good job humanising the Stacy.
>can't handle a little banter at school >roasts the whole townWhat the fuck was her problem?
Are there Shop references in it?
>>223904979>>223904996It also apparently takes place in the Raimi Army of Darkness continuity.
>>223906606They were making a move. She had to get it on.
>>223904114>Flanagan never misses
Flanagan sucks. He's what middle-brow midwits watch if they aren't hipsterish enough for A24 slop.
It was pretty cool... until the last episode where flannagan realized his Carrie would never murder a shitton of people in cold blood because of a joke because she's basically a Mary sue so emaline and the other retards happened and did it for her.Also god forgive she feels romantic interest for a guy.
It was ok. The beginning narration that women are the nigger of the world was irritating and so was the inclusion of more psychics I can't believe they pussied out last moment and let Carrie be possessed by the bull dyke
>>223907446>Carrie would never murder a shitton of people in cold blood because of a jokeIf the show kept up the same level of bullying that Carrie got at the start of the show she would've been motivated to kill them.
>>223904399KRIS IS CARRIE RED SPREAD THE WORDact like that scene in the hallway wasn't kino and hilarious
Carrie should've raped Chris with her powers
>>223907446>Also god forgive she feels romantic interest for a guy.she'll dyke out in s2, guaranteed.
>>223904153Wrong!
>>223904114FUCK CARRIE
>>223908478>she'll dyke out in s2, guaranteed.100%
>>223904114they made her a mary sue unlike the books which is the opposite of the point of them when she broke the girl's nose, bullied her mother, electrocuted her classmates, squashed those people in the car, etc I was rolling my eyes because it's supposed to be something you are horrified by but she's a Mary Sue unlike the books so you're supposed to think she's just a victim
>>223907125I couldn't finish it Came back a year later and watch another ep before remembering why I couldn't
>>223908604>bullied her motherI was weirdly aroused by that
>>223904399i agree the whole >music to emphasise muh dramatic momentis done very badly, wrong music and wrong times. Even sitcoms like Scrubs did it a lot better
Could Carrie defeat It? As far as the Stephen King (of the Jews) shared universe is concerned?
>>223910720she could but she'd take one look at Derry and be like "nah, fuck them kids". Carrie is on the dark side now. She serves the Walkin' Dude.
>>223904114So in this version she has a gigantic cock?
>one of the biggest bullies is played by a tranny
>>223911008
i liked midnight mass and it was just about the only thing i watched from flanagan, should I watch this?How does it compare in terms of quaity?
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>>223911035Watch Hill House instead. If you want a movie of his check out Oculus.
carrie again? the girl isn't even ugly or weird looking. at least sissy spacek had a weird face
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>>223904153It's blasphemy. Just another example of feminist witches screaming into the sky because God doesn't endorse their sinful choices and won't change his mind and become "more inclusive".
>>223911109for some reason I can't be bothered at all with Hill House, it's too horror-y for meso the question still stands
>>223911121>>223911136Cute!
>>223911121>>223911136are those the only two photos of her in existence?
>>223911173Just go read Goosebumps. Stay away from pic-related.
>>223911134fun fact, Sissy Spacek was actually the Homecoming Queen at her high school
>>223911213no but they're the only photos of that cute tummy
>>223911008I knew something was off. I couldn't put my finger on it
Watching with my wife and it's very good. Carrie is so pure and her actress is excellent. I'm not sure the mom needed to put her bosses mug in the shit water. The boss seemed like a good person.The play Help I'm Alive at one point and I love Metric.I really want Mike Flanagan to make a really good Dark Tower series.
>>223904996>other espers are meant to be part of The Shop.The fuck is The Shop? I thought they were breakers.
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>>223912605>Carrie is so pure Anon already failing to notice the biggest issue with the series.
>>223904114Did they turn Carrie into Jean Grey?
>>223912827more like they turned Carrie's story into X-Men
>>223904905got it exactly right, Oculus is still my favorite of the stuff he's done
>>223907125One of the worst things I've ever seen on Netflix.
>>223911104Boyfriend literally looks like him if he didn't transition, there's something really fucked up going on there
>>223911031>no bulge
Flanagan spent so much time setting up a Season 2 and the Dark Tower show he so desperately wants he forget Carrie is supposed to be a revenge story. It's not a cathartic revenge if it's not her doing it.
You guys like nu metal carrie?
>>223904114Heard the whole prom scene is super flaccid and I don't care for Carrie other than that so I shan't be watching
>>223904701he is the sluttiest dressed person on the show
>>223915990ew
surprise surprise, King told Flanagan to go full retard
>>223911173Nah the worst parts of modern Flanagan are dramaslop/traumaslop scenes because he just lets them drag on and on especially when his wife is in the shot. She ruined Midnight Mass desu
>>223911173Hill House is okay because it has solid source material, but it is still mogged by its original adaptation, The Haunting (1963). As >>223917191 said, Flanagan is overrated and you're not missing much if you don't dive into his stuff.
>>223911121>>223911136What is her ethnicity?
Instagram was the main character of this show. Thought Flananananangan was a better writer than that.
Whose pose is she emulating in the poster, Mary mother of God?
>>223904905i'd bump midnight mass to at least good. what do you think were its shortcomings?
>>223904114I'm not a shill/bot and I liked it. Like others have said the last episode is terrible and not every idea lands (I thought the riot part was dumb) but as far as an teen drama show it's about as good as it gets.
>>223917673That's not her that's Emaline remember? Isn't that nice? On the final episode the main character isn't even there, isn't that fun?
>>223917823if that's from the show I haven't seen it
>>223917823Emaline Is a new character? I dont remember anyone with that name in the book
>>223911085lol
>>223917837>>223917840Spoilers: Not in the novel. They pull a fuckin Fight Club where she has a new friend but she turns out to be imaginary but wait she isn't imaginary she is a thing that can possess people. In the final episode she possesses Carrie and the prom massacre is entirely her, not Carrie. Fuckin awful. They just can't let the villain be the villain. Gotta give her an out. Women can't be accountable.
>>223917911okay but isn't the pose emulating a famous painting or something?
Hill House great, Midnight Mass great, Usher great, Carrie pretty great (for teen drama)Haven't seen Bly Manor yetHaven't seen Oculus or Doctor SleepHaven't finished Midnight Club (only watched the first few episodes and liked it so far)
>>223913748Never seen the original or read the book but I agree the way they handled the last episode gives Carrie too much of an out keeping her hands clean. I see season 2 sort of going in an x men vs brotherhood of mutants direction where one faction of psychics competes with the other to win her over to their ideology
>>223917931Fuck if I know I'm just making the point that in the image depicted in the poster that says CARRIE she is posessed at the time so it isn't even fuckin her.
>>223917911Did you clock the reveal before it happened? I was sure when Emmy showed up in the middle of that empty street. Also she's definitely starbuck's daughter.As far as women and accountability, Chris and the mom get what's coming to them. Maybe Emaline will too.>>223917945Oculus>Dr Sleep but recommend them both
>>223911031no bulge = dont care
Shan't be watching your troonslop!
will she side with Mother Abigail or Randall Flagg?
>>223918012I had the same vibe when she appeared on the street too, but I was too locked in to the novel. I talked myself out of it and just said meh, whatever. So I wasn't exactly surprised by the reveal.
>>223917931might be more evocative of a general art style or movement than an individual painting. Pic related
It's blaspheming the Assumption of the Virgin Mary into Heaven.
>Carrie but zoomerno thanks
>>223917840Yeah she's show-only. Basically Flanagan OC so Carrie doesn't have to actually be Carrie at the end. You can already guess how that goes.
Would a stephen king cinematic universe show even be good? I've never read the dark tower but it sounds kinda retarded
Was I the only one who found it really satisfying when the principal got electrocuted. Lilard was really good at playing an ineffectual middle of the road bureaucrat
>>223917444So it’s true to real high school life.
I'm watching it. It's wholesome slop. I like how the mom is lawful evil in this. Both her and the Carrie actress are a cute. Chris is a total bitch and is fun to watch Her Travolta badboy should have been unironically more attractive. I feel indifferent towards the rest of the cast, wish Snell had less of a moonface though. Also, producers, quit shilling shit pop songs on every goddamn scene holy shit.
>>223908359Women are the nigger of gender. One thing nobody can deny about this show is how well it executes the personality of a female bully. I’m even a little surprised they didn’t really give her any excuses besides her parents divorce, even the older boyfriend is pretty much just her security blanket rather someone who coerced her into doing it. The scene with her wanting to drop the brick shows Chris was just a shit human being.
>>223918402>Would a stephen king cinematic universe show even be good?Not when the source material is filled with contrivances and forced connections to other stories all because King wanted to write a comic book but had neither the skillset or know how to write one effectively. It's something that would come across as completely ridiculous and amateurish, even compared to modern capeslop of today if it was adapted 1:1.
>>223904114What was going through her mind here?
>>223920207the car.
>>223904114my favorite part of current /tv/ is that every single new release is either declared shit or kino but never ever ever actually reviewed in any meaningful way because nobody here actually watches anything and those who do are too retarded to put their thoughts into words. sad.
>>223920484>those who do are too retarded to put their thoughts into wordsleave me alone
