Seinfeld thread
I HAD TO MAKE A LIVING
I have no idea why but something about jews screaming and arguing makes me incredibly relaxed. Seinfeld is peak comfy.
>>223911094It's because all that screaming and arguing helps to build civilizations.You should thank Jews, without whom you'd still be living in caves wearing animal skins.
You're living in the past, man.
>>223912047George literally did nothing wrong here.
>>223912061Why didn't the short, stocky, bald man personally carry out every woman and child? A real man would've.
>>223912114He was leading the way! They needed a leader!
>>223911010wasn't this>down on her luck and frumpy elaine?
>>223911010Straight hair Elaine does things to me
>>223912132If he dies, all hope is lost. Who would lead? The clown?
>>223912351This just highlights that actual Seinfeld episodes are hard to duplicate. Funny is funny. This is not.
>>223911010>Breaks up with a tall, handsome, nice, hardworking, clean cut boyfriend because he opposes killing babies
>>223912653>her lust for baby slaughter was so fervent that she caused a walk-out at the restaurant
>>223911010I love Seinfeld but watching it as a adult their sets feel very clausterphobic
>>223912781Very comfy you mean
>>223911996>wearing animal skins.I like Elaine’s leather jacket
>>223913489What are you getting?
>>223912351SAAAR GOOD MORNING!
>>223912348George did nothing wrong and that woman was a cunt to suggest he was homeless after he had been a gracious guest at dinner.
>>223912247Why are George & Elaine scenes always so good?
>>223913540Love me some crab bisque
>>223911010They warned the worldYet no one listened
I always thought Anna was really cute.
>>223911010Fuck you and your Jew show
>>223914356fuck you and your bone spurs
>>223914356You're a miserable little bitch and you're never going to get what you want.
>>223914457>>223914756
>>223914457>>223914756Cope Seethe and Dilate faggot
>>223912405I need a buffer is deadass on par
Seinfeld ruined my loife
>>223912351This made me smile. Thanks for sharing. Honestly, George should be the Yellow Ranger. Then he'll have a whole complex over getting what is USUALLY a girl color.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tP9fI2zbEBookman
Imagine if you fucked up your chance to have sex with peak Marissa Tomei. If that happened to me, not a day would go by that wouldn't be filled with suicidal regret for the rest of my life. I would almost certainly kill myself within a few years.
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>>223912351>>223912405>>223915202Not that anon, but I generally find the DBZ ones funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orS2fmyVLg8
>>223913540jambalaya for sure
>>223912047this guy proceeded to create the MCU and make like 10 billion dollars lmao
>>223911996Jews rejected God and became willing agents of Lucifer. They are a scourge.
>>223912247George blew it when she invited him to her apartment to hang out. Blew ut, big time!
>>223912623She looks super Jewy there...
>>223912351This is gold, anon! Gold!
>>223913540Insane pricesCan I get 10 larges to go?
>>223911010God she's cute then. She's cute now too actually.
>>223914298Hell yeah, broski! Shame about the way it ended but that was a favorite freeze frame ending. Love the bloopers with Elaine corpsing
>>223916240I am not into MILFs but there's something about this jew...
>>223911010So what's the thread about? Give us an example.
>>223916399The thread is about nothing.
>>223913540>You! Are you Baneposting in my line?! Nobody Baneposts in my line!what do?
>>223915462Check out the hard kick song, I sampled Marisa! Should be right up your alley.
>>223914356shut up, fag
>>223917119Fuck you you baby dick sucking, coin clipping, well poisoning, little hat wearing, wall kissing, tunnel dwelling faggot
>>223916482A thread about nothing? I don’t really think that’s for me. There has to be something.
>>223916326When the Sentinel grabs her in the thunderbolts movie was hot.
>>223912047Fun Fact: That clown is Jon Favreau
>>223917339No fucking way! Couldn't hear it in his voice.
>>223912348i thought that was a log of shit the first time i saw that episode.
>>223917346My last rewatch of the show his name popped up in the credits and I did a double take. Had no idea.
>>223916199It's no fucking wonder they keep bouncing back after every expulsion and pogrom when their women can look like that. Fucking genestealers.
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>>223911010Elaine Costanza is way too cute
>>223912351I'm really getting tired of ai
This is how I've spent my Saturday
>>223911010Post cute Elaines
>>223917926shouldn't you be guarding the Venture compound?
What song makes you do this?
>>223915065I don't have a box for that on my forms. I do have one for "Cheers ruined my life"?
>>223917926Didn't read a book or anything?
>>223918062I just sat here.
>>223911010I think Seinfeld was funnier than curb your enthusiasm. How am I supposed to relate to an out-of-touch multymillionaire being an asshole to everyone around him? It's like how your boomer relatives tell you a story where they clearly are in the wrong but try desperately to paint themself as the hero of the story made into a TV show.
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>>223912699that too. based Poppy.
>>223917960it's like he's out riding fences...
>>223917321Who the fuck is the sentinel?
>>223918751he's sworn to avenge, condemned to hell
>>223918751I actually just finished watching Thunderbolts because that anon *cough*bot/shill*cough* mentioned it. Sentinel is uh yeah he's fucking weird. That's the nice way of saying the writer needs to stop putting his issues onto a billion dollar franchise. The movie itself was billed as like I don't know, "wrongfully accused escape the law and clear their names" like The Fugitive or something, at least that's what I expected. What I got was some kind of psycho thriller that would make David Lynch proud I suppose. Anyway, the Sentinel is basically God if God was clinically depressed
>>223919688tl;Dr sorry: Thunderbolts was not a good movie like more like Florence Peee-ew am I right dudes?
>>223919688every modern movie is about "trauma"
>>223917926It's even funnier when he does this in the background of the car dealership episode while Jerry is on the phone.
>>223919715Well it's making the movies suck they need to stop it.
>>223918027Best recurring minor character, although honorable mention goes to Steve Buscemi as the private eye
They used to have a Seinfeld channel in my cunt, and they never played in Chronological order but I would watch it every day. Now it’s gone and I don’t even watch TV anymore.
>>223919688Is this an AI post? Very nonsensical. Anyway the character is called Sentry.
>>223920158Sienfied is actully better out of order. The nbc sitcom episodes are actully rather a chore in order and it always feels like all of season 2 and 3
