the new girl in school turns around and asks you what your favorite book is. what do you say?
>>223911620This happened to me all the time in high school and I just froze each time.
>>223911620Playboy May 2003.
stranger in a strange land
anime girls feet but like the feet are so foreshortened the woman is proportionally much smaller than the foot due to the proximity of the sole to the camera. every page. it's more of a computer folder.
>>223911620>Why are you talking to me during class? Turn around and focus on the lesson, leave me alone to my work.I was that kid. I was heavily shamed for this behavior for years, but I did it for so long that people just accepted it about me, which was nice.
>>223911889Excuse me, I'm trying to learn here, can you please hush up? Okay thank you. Geez gosh.
>>223911620Lolita, Nabokov.
>>223911620high school me would have said Catcher in the Rye to sound mysterious and deep
>>223911620No you can't have my money
>>223911620I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would kiss her on the lips. And that's what no one did.
>>223911620Morning Glory Milking Farm.
>>223911620The Count of Monte Cristo
>>223912022dude, that's gay
>>223912086it depends on which lips
>>223911620Ayn Rands Atlus ShruggedJk LOL I bet I had you! Nah Im a huge stephen king fan. I personally relate to Pet Semetarys sense of family and deep love, inability to accept loss.
>>223911620I dont read books. They're for women.
>>223911620Les classmates dangereaux
>>223912133epic standrick and sitpoorty reference fellow kid
>>223911620Confederacy of Dunces, miss.
>>223911620Everything Explodes 3: This Time it's Personal by Matthew Reilly
>>223911620A Confederacy of Dunces>>223912182Beat me by a second
I love GTA
>>223911620A Scanner DarklyThe movie is good too
zipity toilet season 2 the novelisation
>>223912208To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Crime and Punishment look at niggers
>>223911620Know a guy that will actually say blood meridian and says that the judges philosophy is amazing. He is a gay half black jew that would freak out at being called a jew.
>>223912326dude stop telling everyone I'm a fucking jew
>>223911620>the new girl in school turns around and asks you what your favorite book is. what do you say?What gerne or shall i give you one from every gerne?>Sci-FiArkady and Boris Strugatsky - The Final Circle of Paradise>FantasyRoger Zelazny - The Changing Land>Crime/ThrillerRaymond Chandler - Goodbye my Lovely>AdventureRafael Sabatini - Scaramouche
"Harry potter, but you wouldn't guess which one"Then say "yes that one" to whatever one she tries to guess, which will be her favourite as wellShe'll be sucking your dick in the back of the school that same dayworked for me!
>>223912156you ok nerd?
>>223912486T-Tyrone! I was just... *sees your bicep* mmm, looking for my j-jockstrap.
>>223911620Halo: The Fall of Reach
>>223912511Damn, go outside and stop thinking about black cock 4chanbro
>>223911620Its in German
>>223911620I tell her I lik mudkips and offer some tater tots from my pocket
>>223911822>>223912078>>223912209>>223912379>actual non-meme answers
>pipe flute and electric guitar riff plays
>>223911620I'd say its Wuthering Heights. But that's a lie.
>hang out with Carrie in a field after school, taking turns reading LotR together
>>223911620Reading is for communists.
>>223911620>the bible>it says you need to come back when your 18 until then we can be friends and I can slowly influence your child mind into my brainwashed wife
>>223913199Wholesome
>>223911620The bible. George Bush, NASCAR, Merica bitch
>>223914226This is why chuds don’t get gfs.
big Conrad fan
>>223911620Turner Diaries
>>223914422Cause they are all busy fucking your mom?
The Haunted Mask.
Misery is my all time favorite, read it like 5 times3body problem books are my recent hypethey are not well writtenthe characters are weirdsome things how people would react are weirdbut the overall story and the concept and the scale of it... wow
>>223911620Camp of the Saints
>>223911620The Yellow Pages
>>223912379Heard if some names and titles but never read them. Would recommend the stars, my destination for sci fi. Its count of monte christo with teleportation and in space.
>>223912410The announcer's booth in the footbal field and empty rooms afterschool were the esoteric knowledge I wish I had sooner.
>>223913184Did you like the trailer with Margot robbie?
>>223916019>never read themYou should read them. Its all good books.
>>223911620I would rather say nothing. Anyone showing this kind of unnatural interest in me means they have ulterior motives and are being mocking.
>>223911620Mein Kampf
>>223911620A Mighty Fortress
>>223911620
>>223911620>the universe collapses as if divided by an abstract zero
The Kamasutra baby>raise my eyebrows twice
>>223911889>just accepted ithey let's just ignore this autistic faggot forever
>>223911620Brave New World.
>>223911620>Every story about revenge that was made circa the late 2000’s has to truckle that it’s bad & shit >Lol let’s have her dance with her lesbian telepath friend after killing everyoneSo revenge is good if a woman does it?
>>223917597Its no different than Walter White and sopranos you just dislike because she s a girl
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
>>223917643Sopranos & Breaking Bad aren’t about revenge, Shmuley
>>223917730Carrie Is not about revenge either, that doesnt mean it cant have something like that, stop pretending losers like you dont cream their pants watching Walter or Tony going wild killing some idiot
I wouldn't say anything. I would listen.
>>223917772Carrie is a school shooter if they had super powers. I’m clearly over the target if I hit a nerve with pointing that out.
>>223917822Nah stephen King has a book for those already, Carrie was a failure because of her mom more than anyone else honestly
>>223911620Why Toaru Majutsu no Index, of course
>>223911620Robinson Crusoe. Because I like being alone. >:|
>>223911620>the collected works of jane austen>*smash cut to me rawdogging her ass in the back of the library*
>>223917892>Awkward & unattractive >Wants to make her bullies pay for what they do >Parent is completely unfit to raise her or at least pull her back in >Shit home life entirelyNigga she’s even more of a school shooter stand in from the book, most of the adaptations have to pretty her up.
>>223917956Hey, this is mine too. Now we are alone together.
Ubik
>>223911620If it was freshman year it would have been "Devient" by Herold Schecter. If it was was sophomore year it would've been "The Descent" by Jeff Long. Junior and senior year it would be "The Bug Wars" by Robert Asprin. Unfortunately I became a booklet shortly after entering my 20's so not much has changed.
>>223911620Lord of the Rings audio book narrated by Dane Cook.
stoner
>>223911889I can see why you ended up here
>>223911889This was me and I still do it. I don't care about 'friends' or human interaction. Piss off and leave me alone.
>>223911620Journey to the End of the Night
>>223912580/Thread
>>223911620I don't say anything. As a 30+ year old man I look around for the feds who clearly knocked me out and dragged me into this ridiculous honey pot.
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
>/tv/ usually has a garbage taste in film>absolute kino book recommendations huh?
>>223920753Wait till you see our music and video game recommendations.
>>223919770>I don't care about 'friends' or human interaction.You pretend not to care as a coping mechanism due to past traumas and frustrations.
the new guy in high school looks like his is 24. what do you say?
>>223920175Based Celine poster. I finished that book in one sitting. A rare accomplishment.>Our French Republic is no more than a great gullet swallowing the negroizing of the French at the command of the Jews. Our governors are a clique of sadistic yids and yellow-bellied masons sworn to swallow us up, to bastardize us further, to boil us down by all the grotesque, primitive means of inter-mixture, part negro, part yellow, part white, part red, part monkey, part Jewish, part everything.>Louis-Ferdinand Céline
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
the quran
I don’t read nonfiction anymore, I’m a grownass man. >I don’t play games, I quit school cuz of recess
>The Very Hungry Caterpillar
>>223920896>he is
>>223915939Richard Bachman wrote 4 books that were amazing, full of carnage and 9/11 predictive programming.Stephen King’s publisher killed him after Roadwork which is banned currently from republishing by Stephen King.
>>223912182I really liked that when I was a kid. Nigga wrote that one book then killed himself.
>>223911620The White Company
>>2239116201984.
This book was both a serious toolkit and a very bad influence on a young me kek.Actual author was Edward Abbey, who wrote the equally subversive The Monkey Wrench Gang.
>>223920896i look like this but with a jewish esque shnozz, its so over
I never had any of those cool Loompanics books or whatever but those 70’s-80’s publishers were serious infowarriors.
>>223921068Chicks dig personality and aura more than looks. Just keep ‘em entertained bignose
>>223911620>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Release the files. 1488 etc etc
>>223911620Captain Alatriste.
>>223912182>>223912195fucking based anonsHollywood better stay 100 miles away.
>>223913184I really do like Wuthering Heights.>Depressed British People Doing Depressed British Thingsis a fun genre.
>>223911620Back then? It was probably The Hound of the Baskervilles. I was not much of a reader outside of the literature crap that they forced down my throat. This one was one of the few decent ones.
A history of esoteric pranks, trolls, social engineering, lulz
>>223921167Forgot pdfhttps://dn760106.eu.archive.org/0/items/re_search_vol_1_2_all/Re-search%20books/Re-Search%2011%20-%20Pranks%20%281987%29.pdf
>>223911620mein kampf
>>223921062
The only book that's mattered for the last 30 years, CUNT
This is a book by a snuff film director. Longtime porn/exploitation film guy, 70’s outlaw who stole numerous identities, flew cargo ships full of weed, made meth labs and such. Seems like a spook to me but his audiobook was leaked, voiced by the snuff kingpin himself.https://odysee.com/@LOLFIELDANDLOVE:5/EMPATHY-BY-R.C.-HORSCH-AUDIOBOOK:2
He has interviews online, they’re crazy.
I say Starship Troopers and try to start an argument about it. It's a good test and also good for bantz
>>223911620Nothing because this would never happen unless she was dyslexic lol
>>223911822>>223912985One of the best maiden songs
>>223921328I’m 40 mins in and it’s actually quite compelling. Very Dino Velvet origin story.
>>223911620the ONLY correct chad answer is NOPE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ WHEN I HAVE A CAR TO DRIVE FAST
>>223921588CHKDKEEP HUSTLING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpgqrzZ-KE
>>223911620Hell you talking about?Course 'stoyevski
>>223921007Roadwork still gets published, you're thinking about Rage.
>>223915939Who's Tephen Ing? Never heard of him
>>223912208I somehow knew he was going to say Dostoevsky
>>223911620La Nausée, from Sartre.But she looks cool, so David Copperfield from Dickens
>>223913184HEATHCLIFF
>>223920175>>223920909Celine was Charles Bukowski’s favorite author. That’s who put me on to him.Picrel taught me how to navigate the strange, cat-like mind of women.
>>223921115This is the AI era lad. No stone will be left unturned. Pretty soon we'll be able to just feed the machine a pdf and generate any movie we like.
>>223911620No one in my school would have asked that question because it'd be like saying "Please bully and socially ostracise me, I beg you!"
I haven’t read Dante’s Inferno (1321) for some years but it’s full of deep wisdom and humor. The House That Jack Built (2018) is like a cinematic postscript to Dante.
>>223922168Man that’s just sad.
>>223911620The Hatchet or Frindle maybe
>>223922168You'd be two in that situation and she's cute.
>>223922340That nugget you’re replying to doesn’t read tho.Recently I’ve met shitskin zoomers who said they can’t even watch a tv show or a movie cuz Dey get bored. Only TikTok and instagram shorts. I saw a jeet watch the same repeating 15 second clip for like 5 mins the other day.
>>223922368>nuggetMeant to say NIGGER. Apologies
>>223911620I don't like reading but maybe books in the fantasy genre
>>223921328I finished this audiobook in the last 3 hours. Very interesting.Remember you don’t actually have to sit down in a quiet space and read a physical book these days. I recently finished 70’s book The Camp Of The Saints audiobook and it was horrifying. Said to be a religious vision on the authors part. Very prescient.>antagonist leader is a jeet called The Dung Eaterhttps://archive.org/details/the-camp-of-the-saints-jean-raspail-part-one
>>223920896I wouldn’t say anything which no one did
Gravity's Rainbow, probably.
brother karamazov, but i never say that to anyone. My mum had all the dostojevski- books and gave them to me when i was a teenager. And tbk completely smacked me, read it in like a week. But now im older and with social media hes in the spotliht again and i dont want to get associated with the aglorithmfucked zoomers who read him because of tiktok or what not
>>223911620Girls don’t do this unless you’re Chad.
>>223911620I would tell her the truth (Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs) and feel sad when she inevitably avoids me from then on.
>>223922192Wow, could you please link your letterboxd account?
>>223923534nigga no zoomers out there are reading the fucking brothers karamazovit's all posers and who the fuck even axes you about your favorite book these days nigga everybody's retarded, i know i am
>>223923685Nuh un my meth dealer told me to read Crime and Punishment
>>223911620WHO SAID YOU COULD SPEAK TO ME YOU UGLY CUNT? TURN THE FUCK AROUND
>>223911620i kinda like her but its weird how they turned her healing limitbreak in brutal aoe attack
>>223911620Catch 22.
>>223923685doesnt matter if they read it or not, atleast they say they do and namedrop him in every conversation. And i dont want to be seen as that type of person so in reallife i just shut up. My second favorite book is waves by virginia woolf and i never mention that either, because i dont want to be seen as some male feminist guy namrdropping some female authors because hes desperate for arthoe pussy, so i just stay quiet about books. Its a hobby best enjoyed alone, but hijacked by social media addicted peoole with the need to impress
>>223923685/lit/ is literally full of zoomers and young millennials.
>>223911822>>223912985>Why yes, I actually am a pervert, how could you tell?
Homage to Catalonia for non-fictionA Clockwork Orange for fiction (also far better than the film)
